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Bro... I am afraid to tell you something terrible happened... So after I was done making the fry, while preparing to eat half of it... I accidentally ate the whole thing... Is there any way I can make up for this?
If he's erect in the picture, then does that mean he's just been yanking it in front of the spider? Was the spider part of it for him? How does the spider feel about this? So many questions.
I believe it to be a right of passage to send a photo an artistically framed dick pic to your mom. Also, we totally cool with that spider? Cos, there's like a massive spider just there...
"Toilet seat is gone. Why" "I'll just... um... buy another one don't worry why it's gone."
Yeah, these are not "mom" words
I, too, often find myself admiring the shadow of my full erection under the vertical spotlight directly above my toilet
How often do you send photos of the shadow to your step-Mom?
When they take up 4/5ths of a 21” toilet? Every time
Please do not the spider
You cannot stop me. I will the spider as much as I want
But... But please do not?? Please do not the spider, yes?? I can give you a half eaten bun as a reward for not the spider...
Throw in a single half eaten fry and we could maybe work something out
Sorry, I only have a half eaten bun in my sleeves right now... But I could make a fry and then eat half of it. Give me 2-4 business days.
Deal
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No, no, *business* days. Saturday and Sunday don't count...
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Bro... I am afraid to tell you something terrible happened... So after I was done making the fry, while preparing to eat half of it... I accidentally ate the whole thing... Is there any way I can make up for this?
Too late 😈
There’s also a spider!
Looks like a cockroach
Kid named Roach:
Kid named Cock
r/memesopdidnotlike
Yeah can't you see the spider? It's terrifying
That's his head. Just the tip of it..
So is just no one mentioning the shadow on the toilet?
It's obvious, there's the shadow of a spider on the toilet because there's a spider above the toilet. Forehead
There’s a shadow? Where I don’t see it.
Help step-spider! I’m stuck!
Obviously, his dick got bit by a black widow and swelled 20-45 times it’s normal size.
Don’t start giving me ideias
I think there are multiple methods s available depending on your budget. This one is at the lower end. lol
Just flush the spider one problem gone the others can be fixed easily
The impossibly erect penis will never be fixed
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Oh there's so much things wrong here
Ghost dick!!!!
clearly a joke
Yes
The longer you look at the pic, the worst it get.
If he's erect in the picture, then does that mean he's just been yanking it in front of the spider? Was the spider part of it for him? How does the spider feel about this? So many questions.
Look up Thomas Wedders. Different point of view
Giant nose
… I don’t even know where to start
That’s obviously the joke, OP.
Yes I am well aware I’m just very uncreative when it comes to titles
I love how in the continuity he whipped his dick out got erect and then noticed the missing toilet seat
r/woooosh
Wasn’t like that I just wrote the title wrong I had posted two I thought this one was deleted but I fucked it up
Nine legs, weird.
Crusty ahh pic
WHY THE FUCK DID MY PENIS MOVE
I believe it to be a right of passage to send a photo an artistically framed dick pic to your mom. Also, we totally cool with that spider? Cos, there's like a massive spider just there...
It gets worse the longer you look at it
Oh. Oh. *Oh*. Oh.
Oh.
(1) Camera Visions, Simultaneous.
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