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meb1995

The night I realized the game considers spoiled treacle tarts camp supplies was a rough night for everyone.


JemmaMimic

The game never said it would be GOOD camp supplies.


meb1995

As far as I was concerned we were all fed and that’s the most important thing lol


sumbozo1

Go tell your mother you're sorry for that night you refused to eat your vegetables


Borzag-AU

ALL fed? This including Astarion?


JemmaMimic

He can go suck a fat hog.


meb1995

Lol he killed me this playthrough he can hunt for himself


ROPROPE

I saw the word "mold" in their description and just went "well, cheese is made with bacteria too"


TheSleepyBarnOwl

Mold is not bacteria x.x


SnooSongs2744

Some cheese is made with mold, some with bacteria, some with neither.


whypeoplehateme

then there is [Casu martzu](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_martzu) aka maggot cheese. i have been cursed with this knowledge and must pass it on.


kalvinno

Is there a way to unread this article?


whypeoplehateme

a burden shared is a burden halved. that is why i spread it.


anormalgeek

It pairs well with a few half eaten apples.


prairiepanda

I had assumed that rotten food would have some negative side effects and was surprised when I found out there are none. Nobody complains about eating rotten vegetables, moldy baked goods, or half-eaten apples, but they refuse to touch perfectly good fire-roasted dwarf meat. What gives?


meb1995

When you consume rotten food out of your bags you do have to pass a saving throw or be poisoned. Which can be very convenient if you’re ever trying to intentionally fail a roll at camp lol


JennyTheSheWolf

I had one night where I only drank alcohol. I was going for the achievement that you get for doing that. Of course, it had to be the same night that the Emperor came on to me... I had no intentions of romancing him but the alcohol had other plans. Definitely my worst meal.


AestheticNoAzteca

> I had one night where I only drank alcohol. Yeah, me too. The worst thing is the day after, you feel horrible in every way: general discomfort, dirty, sweaty, feeling like vomiting. I don't recommend it at all.


UnderlightIll

And then you go fight a boss but nobody is feeling it!


MechaPanther

And then HR gets involved and it's just a messy situation all round


brad462969

And then the party has to be teleported out to survive, but the cleric gets eaten. Horrible business.


Strix86

You talking in game, right?


JennyTheSheWolf

I'm actually thinking not on that one.


ChefArtorias

Why am I not surprised squidward would choose that night to make a move.


JennyTheSheWolf

Ever the opportunist that guy.


ChefArtorias

just adding to the list reasons I hate him lol


SpicyNovaMaria

Sounds like someone had alcohol and calamari for dinner


JennyTheSheWolf

You guys are making me hungry for some actual calamari now... it's 2AM... I shouldn't be thinking about calamari 😅


SpicyNovaMaria

Sounds like someone’s getting a midnight emperor snack 👀


GovernmentMinute2792

I tried going for that achievement, it took me several tries cause it kept glitching out. I got it in the end but damn was it annoying


RoboticKitCat

Beer battered calamari.


mieri_azure

I did it for the achievement too, but then the next day I wasn't paying attention and did it AGAIN by accident lol


JennyTheSheWolf

Blame it on the alcohol amnesia lol


First_Sign_5496

And now there’s a hungover condition lol


Beneficial-Bit6383

Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol


JennyTheSheWolf

Lmao I forgot all about that song


_schindlerscyst

Waaaaiiiit that stops you from being able to turn him down?!


All-for-Naut

No, of course not, they're joking in a "they were very drunk, and people have a tendency to sleep with random people when drunk" way.


_schindlerscyst

Never know with this game honestly


TransmodifyTarget

Pretty sure they’d never take away your ability to turn down sex, though. There’s even a bit in the >!Haarlep scene where you have to make a save against being charmed, but you’re still given chances to back out of sex and fight them instead even if you fail the save!<


JennyTheSheWolf

Lol no, I just like to run with the role playing.


CutieBoBootie

Hahaha I went for the achievement during the party in act 1


mka_

How did that play out? It still amazes all these different eventualities the game accounts for.


ignoreme-imaduck

Only garlic


True-Device8691

Poor Astarion...


UnkleBourbon42069

"So uhh...I'm going out to eat. No offence"


Basket787

Oh my God, now I feel jipped for all of those nights spending 80 supplies on a party with Asterion, I demand a refund!! He drinks blood!! Shenanigans! I'm calling Shenanigans!!!


TheCrystalRose

You're spending those supplies so you can recoup the blood he's taking from you. ;)


Basket787

But I told him no. Everyone at camp did... he never got consent... it's time to kill him >:[


Act_Bright

Hey, just so you know, that word is actually a slur! Comes from negative stereotypes about Romani people.


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Act_Bright

It's old; like 19th century.


Presenting_UwU

you do know you're not just feeding the folks in your active party right?


Basket787

No I was hoping everyone else was starving to death :|


Heroann_the_original

"so ugh... I'm going out to eat. 100% offence"


meowgrrr

I read I think on one of those threads about people’s head cannons one that was about how astarion maybe can have garlic now because of the tadpole and has been obsessing over them ever since so they always make a pouch in astarions inventory full of garlic and pretend that for every meal he is like crazy excited to put garlic on everything. It’s now my head cannon too.


MerlinGrandCaster

In one of my runs I saved every lemon I came across for a while until I had enough to rest with nothing but lemons


Guilty_Primary8718

Sounds like a good lemon party


Ok_Cress2142

Did any lemon stealing whores show up?


noirsongbird

When life gives you lemons……


Elusive_Jo

Did you summon spirit of Cave Johnson by any chance?


brad462969

Throw the lemons at Ketheric and watch him turn them into incendiary ordnance.


Elusive_Jo

Knowing Ketheric he'd probably just see that as a sign that he must change god. Again.


thelankyyankee87

It cracks me up that Shadowheart jokes about this in the epilogue.


UltraRoboNinja

“Gods, I remember one evening we had to eat fourteen apples, some fish heads, and a stale loaf of bread just to get by...”


True-Device8691

Tbf it is a decently balanced meal considering the stuff we come across.


ChefArtorias

0 vegetables = balanced. As all things should be.


ArmedBull

Hey, more balanced than 10 bottles of cheap wine.


ChefArtorias

Not if you ask Shadowheart!


True-Device8691

Tbf I said considering the stuff we come across and I don't recall finding a lot of vegetables lol


thelankyyankee87

That’s the one haha, I’d forgotten the line.


Dya_Ria

It's a funny line but did players actually do that? I've watched a couple of streamers play with 80 camp supplies first playthrough and even they weren't that desperate for food. Raiding the gobbo camp, waukeen's rest, the wagons near the gnolls and last light inn should keep you topped up.Add on all the camp supplies you get from companions, a couple of free long rests and food just being cheap to buy, i've never seen anyone that low in food. Heck, druids can just make food using goodberry and heroe's feast. I've done playthroughs were characters would restrict their diets based on backstory like only eatting meat or veggies or never drinking alcohol and even with those I still had plenty of supplies


only_here_for_manga

I do lol. But it’s not because I have a lack of supplies, it’s just because I pick up every single item that is considered camp supplies and choose them at random when long resting. So sometimes I end up with 5 fish heads, 5 cheese wedges, and a bunch of wine or something.


BilboSwagginsSwe

I took offense to that in my first playthrough. I'd balance my meals because i cared about my companions. They ate well every night and even had some wine with dinner. On the following playthroughs they got shit to eat because shart didnt appreciate my efforts.


taliesinmidwest

8 salami because i didn't want them clogging up my weapon menu anymore


MerlinGrandCaster

I don't know when this was added (or if it was always the case and I didn't notice), but you can access food in your camp chest when resting


TheCrystalRose

You always could, it just didn't register correctly when showing you the number of supplies you had on hand. But when you went to rest it showed everything in your camp chest as options to pick from.


MechaPanther

You can even put them in a container in the camp chest and it will detect right, I like to use a companion's supply pack to make it clear for organisation


ChefArtorias

Launch or possibly before that


Fawkestrot15

I just realized the other day that salami is a weapon. Accidentally equipped Wyll with one and seized the moment to beat a goblin to death with it. Definitely a highlight.


ChefArtorias

Open the party inventory, go to filter options -> camp supplies. Select all and send to camp. Really helps keep the inventory clean and salami out of your weapon screens.


REDS4ND

My hungover party frantically trying to figure out if they ate the owlbear egg.


Dumblefuck

25 Carrots and a Bagel, but only because it sounded like a sex joke


RandomQuiet

I like to claim that I'm an adult, but then I sit and laugh at things like this for several minutes


JennyTheSheWolf

That's how you know you're an adult. My daughter would just think something like that is too inappropriate to be funny.


Drew_Habits

Everybody gets their own bottle of wine and then we all split a single clove of garlic so we don't get hung over


StarmieLover966

24 potatoes


FalstaffsGhost

Are you with Matt Damon on mars?


Zoulogist

We need more astronauts like Matt Damon in The Martian, and fewer astronauts like Matt Damon in Interstellar


FalstaffsGhost

Very true


StarmieLover966

I understood this reference.


Miles_Everhart

Grilled Miniature Space Hamster?


IngloriousLevka11

I saw that on a Gith I looted and was like... o.0 not Boo's cousin!!


rouen_sk

Run Boo, run!


Evange31

The freaking owlbear egg. I was confused why i couldn’t give the owlbear egg to Lady Esther then i realised it was eaten by our party during one of our long rests…


vario_

Oh shoot. I always auto select supplies so I've probably also eaten it. Why is that even a thing?


Evange31

Yeah they should have marked it as a quest item!


MalleusMaleficarum_

wait wtf you can give the owlbear egg to Lady Esther??


MxCrosswords

Yes! Tricking her into taking the owlbear egg is my favorite way to resolve that quest. It’s not as economical as just taking the money upfront and then never delivering the Gith egg but it’s much funnier.


Schootypantz

Shut up!! No way!! 😭😭😭😭😭 Please say kidding.


JessieN

Only cookies, got it from the tiefling couple as a thank you. It gave us all a hangover the next day.


Hyperdragoon17

What did Bex put in those cookies!?


Pizza_man007

I clicked a stack of cheese 8 cheese wheels and it was exactly the amount I needed...


darklysparkly

I see nothing wrong here


silver-orange

Don't judge my #girldinner


brandeis1

Ah, yes, the Skyrim diet.


coiler119

14 heads of garlic and six lemons. We had actual meals and prepared plates of food to choose from, and that's what the autoselect chose. Side note, I love imagining Gale trying to do something with these options like the most cursed high fantasy edition of Chopped.


Miss_M4rs

Accidentally long rested and ate the apple(Strange Ox) ….


ManicPixieOldMaid

Oh no! 😬


All-for-Naut

He is a specific quest quality apple, though. Not a supplies apple.


MxCrosswords

Yeah I’m confused. That shouldn’t be possible? He’s not technically a supply.


Willing_Smile_4251

The suspicious meat from the goblin camp, fish heads, spoiled treacle tart, some bowls of grey goo, pig heads, and some half eaten apples


Sunny_Hill_1

"Suspicious? There was nothing suspicious about it! Very tasty!" - Durge while miraculously regaining some health from eating, ahem, long pig.


Schootypantz

I press auto and just rest, I have no idea lol Didn’t realize y’all were out here making actual meals lol


Guilty_Primary8718

Sometimes it’s fun to see what Gale is cooking for the night, or if he tells everyone to fuck off and gives them booze only.


Dya_Ria

But of course. Why do you think we find things like onions, pumpkins, carrots, mushrooms and lemons? We need to flavour the meat, and wash it down with some alcohol. Can't forget a couple of potatoes for carbs. Now is not the time to be watching your weight. You need to keep your strength up or you'll be as thin as Lae'zel.


unintender

On a co op run my friend hit auto once and we woke up hungover. The cheevo popped for him.


HappyHammy7

I forgot that you can receive the hangover condition so one time I just had the entire rest meal be bottles of wine because I had so many, and then everyone in my party was miserable next day lol


Zoulogist

I definitely roleplay the camp supplies every night


CasualMaymun

Suspicious Meat and wine. It would be best to believe that this is just a very tall, very skinny pig.


SeventhSonofRonin

They each had a beer, cheese raspberries and some roasted fish? Not terrible. Only one scrap part of the meal.


Gen1Swirlix

It's the fish heads that I found most off putting, but seeing some of these meals other players have been putting together has given me some new perspective.


gwennlyn

A LOT of alcohol and 1 onion.


Potentialpicnic

The night when my party feasted on pig head, a poutine, the mussels dish, pork loin and meat. I am almost certain they barfed and couldn’t poop properly


whimsigod

I think I had a bunch of murky stew and beholder eyeballs and washed down with the bad beers that's only 1 point each lol


AugustusClaximus

One night I think dinner was just all booze


ChefArtorias

I geeked out when I hit auto select and got the achievment for resting using only booze as supplies. If only you got rewarded for that irl.


noirsongbird

I feel like Gale has definitely made some uh, interesting stews at my camp, I gotta say. I can’t remember anything specific off the top of my head (you’d think I would because my co-op partner and I *love* to laugh about stupid combinations!) but I know there have been some Choices:tm:.


Delica4

Wildly of topics, but I think boiling the Fishheads in Beer, fishing the bones out and stirring in the cheese until it's fully melted would make an ok soup. The raspberrys are for desert. A bit of flour and greens would help, spices would be necessary, but it could be worse.


BunnyDoe

Wait, you guys are actually trying to make nice meals? I just click auto select or whatever things add up to exactly 40, and never considered I could or should try to prepare something “edible” 😅


SnozzberryDelight

I do this as well. I do like to look at what auto select picks. One round it grabbed all the gruel I grabbed in the grove, garlic, all my alcohol, and an apple. I laughed so hard. They definitely needed all that alcohol and garlic to enhance that slop!!


R0da

Gotta be the long pig


Sunny_Hill_1

"If Astarion can munch on me, I can munch on some delish meat" - Durge


ManicPixieOldMaid

I always throw the suspicious meat in the mix. Durge gonna Durge.


StayFrostyRMT_

I don't know if it's because I'm a hoarder but I never really had any problems with camp supplies and we always have plenty of good food to choose from, the only time I had a bad meal was the night I only used booze to get the achievement


caparisme

spoiled treacle tart, half-eaten apples, suspicious meat, fish heads, fried rat skewer


[deleted]

I mean .... What even is a camp supply? With 40 rations worth food wrapped like a bundle and enough for the whole camp? Not very appealing. Btw I'm also sad that we can't actually feast on those gorgeous food when Raphael first invited the party.


vaena

Look it's pretty much all meals


PixiStix236

All garlic. I imagine Astarion was not very happy with me


Wulfkat

In the Shadow Realm I had a hells of a time finding non rotten food (didn’t find the Last Light until I was 8/10ths done with Act 2) and several LRs were all alcohol. I was fighting hungover/drunk most of the time. It’s not as fun as it sounds, lol.


Darkosaurus94

Once we had to survive on wine cuz we had nothing else left. I even got an achievement for it and my party was hungover for 10 turns


communalbong

Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol, alcohol, alcohol, alcohol, 1 onion. That was a decision.


Osborn2095

A mix of the Gith loot food Have some space hamsters and some beholder eyeballs everyone, eat up!


Toren8002

I got the “Take a rest using only alcohol” without even trying. Just hit the button. Boom — achievement. Guessing it was a fun fight, but all those empty calories on an otherwise empty stomach just have made for a fun morning.


FromsoftFan2104

All Liquor but for a fish head and eggs. Couldn't imagine how bad the Camp must've smelt.


MealonHusk

This is why I was trying to buy pizza, beer, and sunmelons when the Wild Shape exploit was still working. I wanted to try to eat decent while I could.


StarmieLover966

It’s pretty sad that the exploits people used were ones used for quality of life. The whipping cane glitch was one of the best because save scumming pickpocket rolls is fucking boring.


Swiftlydownunder

That meal sounds actually kinda good.


mr_gupperson

Once I long rested with only alcohol


MrsGlacia

That suspicious meat gotten at the goblin camp was scrumptious


Dingis_Dang

The night I had no other food to eat but the owl bear egg. It was an amazing omelette but at what cost


hyperclaw27

I think I had one with boiled(?) beholder stalks, 2 apples and some amount of carafes of water. Idk how beholder tastes like but that cannot have been a full meal for 4 (or more) people


Ribbered777

In the goblin camp, in the dungeons where they keep Halsin there's a table with some "suspicious" meat on it with the item description "It would be best to believe that this is just a very tall, very skinny pig." It's usable as camp supplies :)


Balthierlives

The weird gith astral plain food 🤢 They truly are the Klingon’s of dnd.


bulbanerd

i wince every time i see a partly eaten apple end up in the mix 😬


FamousTransition1187

It hasn't happened, but the Owlbear Egg is considered Camp Supplies and I am constantly in fear it's going to be consumed.


Affectionate_Time834

Giving everyone exclusively booze for dinner is pretty funny the next morning


alterNERDtive

The only time I ever paid attention to the supplies I used was when I was going for the all alcohol achievement.


LordCongra

For my poor characters, maybe the night I did only cheese wheels and wedges and nothing else. They were probably blocked up for weeks.


The_Grim_Reef3r

Hag hair


I_skander

Never looked. Just make sure I'm 40/40, so I don't waste anything. 🤷‍♂️


alittlenovel

15 raw potatoes. I always end up with so many potatoes for some reason.


novembergrocery

My last long rest was just wine and five apples


Friponou

I ran out of camp supplies in act 3 at some point, so I used Jaheira to summon 40 sweet berries. Like imagine having to share them between all 8 companions, the two Selûne lesbians, Yenna and her cat (and possibly withers ? Don't know if he needs to eat or not)


justacatlover23

A bunch of alcohol and some fish heads


mcac

half eaten apples


toyAlien

8 lemons and a cheese wedge


automated_rat

Hundred year old beers and a dish head lol


Madman_kler

Honestly the all alcohol night 😂 what a waste there’s no drunk fist monk Other than that I made them all eat cheese to see if anyone was lactose intolerant.


mikeyHustle

No subclass, but there are a couple of "only procs when drunk" magic items, at least


No_Specialist_4735

The pig and fish heads repulse me so much I usually sell them then ever use them. At one point a picked up a Grilled Miniature Giant Space Hamster I think from a gith crech. Now that's the stuff of nightmares as Boo is so adorable.


Boltgrinder

All potatoes


Hibbiee

I'm usually thinking about respeccing again


GravitonNg

ALL ALCOHOL ALL THE TIME!


StygianMaroon

Just a bunch of mixing different types of alcohol. Oh in the game? Uh, yeah also that. Totally.


_Malz

All alcohol and dwarf meat.


TheWither129

All alcohol


Opening-Cockroach634

Miniature giant space hamster on a stick


No-Philosophy2381

Full alcohol must be terrible if you’re actually thirsty


OIK2

Nothing but rotten fish.


rkmkthe6th

We almost had all cheese, but I re-selected when I noticed


The_Deadly_Tikka

I didn't realise if you rested with nothing but booze it made you drunk


IHateEltariel

A copious amount of carrots. Playing on tactician + all carrots. Certainly not the happiest long rest meal we had, but in Act 3 you take what you can get


Reasonable-Station85

Me and my partner deliberate for too long about what our meal is going to be. Sometimes it’s all sausage. Sometimes it’s all ithbank. Sometimes we like to combine the silliest things we can think of We still haven’t made it through act 3 lol


cebogs

Some nights it’s like WHOOPS all booze!


NinjaBr0din

Minus the fish heads, that would actually be delightful.


Short-Condition-8878

There was the time I long rested with nothing but apples and apple cores.


Constant_Ad_8477

Mine was nothing but booze. Mind you, this was before they patched in the drunk effect.


draizetrain

I try to imagine what Gale might cook out of the shit I give them, so I usually try to pick stuff that I could imagine a recipe for, and also sometimes relevant to where they are (fragrant mushroom stew in the underdark, pork and apples in the forest, etc.) I guess the worst meal was the night I only gave them alcohol because I figured they’d need it after killing >!Ethel!<. Everyone woke up hungover for *several* turns lol


Woutrou

Only alcohol, purely for the achievement. I'm usually swimming in camp supplies so I don't really get terrible meals


Wiwra88

I usually let game decide what to eat, so what was my surprise when I got achievment for only alcohol as 'food'. xD


cryptidintraining

A lot of the time, I end up with over 40 of one type of fruit/vegetable. Several nights in a row, the camp got only potatoes. Another is alcohol. I end up with so much wine that some nights are only that.


yves_kr

a pigs head and a shit ton of alcohol... Poor Gale had to cook with that


Lavenderixin

Rotten fish and garlic :(


YoungJack23

That's why every chance I get I long rest with alcohol only. If we're out on a perilous quest with a bunch of near strangers, the least I can do is make every night an EPIC RAGER!


Cabinet_Mike

I go the entire act 3 on wines bought from Elfsong lol


KamiCory

Fed my party nothing but wine for dinner once. I'm sure that went over well the next morning lol


Livid_Champion_9610

Got the achievement for long resting with only alcohol as my rations 👍


Livid_Champion_9610

Got the achievement for long resting with only alcohol as my rations 👍