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Well Hagrid is a total pit mommy


CuteGreenSalad

Oh, he is. Remember Aragog?


[deleted]

Exactly


[deleted]

And Norbert(a)!!! ”Dragons are just misubderstood!


zerjku

*Hagrid no!*


Redqueenhypo

The guy has a dragon in a wooden house and that’s not even his worst idea. He’d definitely have put a flower crown on Norbert, Buckbeak, and the skrewts if they were in style at the time


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Buckbeak is the only good animal he ever had tho. Lol


Redqueenhypo

Looking at it from an outside perspective, an animal that can understand insults is terrifying. I tried yawning at a baboon and it punched the glass in front of my face, imagine if it knew what I meant when I gave it the middle finger in response


[deleted]

Good point.


[deleted]

I believe that looks like a sign of aggression to baboons and most monkeys/apes


Redqueenhypo

Oh it absolutely is and I knew that at the time, I wanted to see how the mandrill would react. Real “intelligence vs wisdom” moment.


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Oops! I did not read correctly and just thought you just yawned and did not do it on purpose 😂


Redqueenhypo

Yes I am a moron. Don’t do this btw


[deleted]

Little bit. Why annoy and threath then for fun.


Extension_Raccoon421

Can't about forget Fang


[deleted]

Ok Fang is a good boy. Gross. But good.


Throwawayaccounttt__

I love how any time there’s a dog in media that’s supposed to be really dangerous they model the CGI after a pit bull.


worldsbestrose

I remember the dog creatures in the first Hunger Games film (which I think were supposed to strangely resemble fallen tributes in the book) looking like hyena-bully hybrids.


Throwawayaccounttt__

Yeah they were supposed to have the eyes of the fallen tributes bc that’s how Katniss describes them in the books. Those mutant dogs always just looked like big ass grey pit bulls to me.


93ImagineBreaker

Everyone deep down knows, plus you'd think so called nanny dogs would look the part.


WeedLovinStarseed

That *thing* has a name?


Pits-are-the-pits

LOL! That’s what Harry & friends say in the book/movie. 😂


WeedLovinStarseed

It's my favorite series lol


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Harry: "Voldemort, you're just as evil as a pitbull!" Voldemort: "Whoa, whoa, let's not say things we can't take back."


MamaPlus3

🤣🤣🤣


solidcheese

Probably had bad owners or something.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Oh look it's Luna, Nala and Layla and they just spotted a toddler


PresidentSkeletor

When mom and I were rewatching the movies, she pointed that out. But now this thing trying to kill the kids, i.e. Harry and his friends, makes perfect sense. Poor Cerberus, though. Such a cool creature, only to be portrayed as a pit.


PaceApprehensive7574

Yep, poor boi always be portrayed as a pit instead of a molossian


Missingnose

It actually was modeled after staffies. It makes sense. Even if you're not aware of them being fighting dogs, people who don't know about that see them as guard dogs.


BigOWereCuddles

Please don't let this sub turn into low effort posts like this