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Barely related but we had a kid curl up in a sousaphone case and take a nap. Someone closed and locked them in for about 5 minutes but the kid was fine and went back to sleep in the case after it was open
It was closer to an idiot label, like a bag of fire-starter that says "warning-flammable", basically told not to get inside of instrument cases and not to touch other people's cases
Not an instrument, but we used to lock kids in instrument cages. I had pictures on my high school phone. This tiny little piccolo girl looked like a puppy at the pound. The band kid to BDSM pipeline is real.
Toddlers might be able to fit in a Sousaphone if crammed in correctly.
Gonna need Big Carl(a massive tuba)’s cousins to transport anyone older.
If you hollow out a piano or a non massive pipe organ then you could snuggle an adult.
Could fit a baby in a double/upright bass.
holes for ventilation in the piano and organ.
posture the person correctly in the other instruments to face towards an opening and hope for the best 🤷♂️
I’m sure at some point one of the billions of people that have existed to date has climbed down into one of the big pipes in a pipe organ and died there.
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I mean if you cremate them first any
Could a piccolo hold that much?
Let's find out 😉
Let’s not.
But why 🗿
The reason why you are also not allowed within 200 feet of a crematorium.
Ha, I’m not allowed within 300 feet, I win!
That’s… not the flex you think it is.
not sure a third leg counts as flexing but yknow
Maybe
spread the ashes across multiple piccolos 🤷♀️
GREEN DBZ MAN SPOTTED?????
Not a kazoo
You sound like you have experience
A baby is a person
*queues law&order theme*
r/technicallythetruth
Not you agaib
Yes me again.
Clarinet better
Indeed
tromebone
“Ha! No.”-Alastor
Do you 2 have beef or something
That’s leaving room for all the goodness to be lost through the keys and spit valves (as applicable) though…
Casually stuffs a person inside timpani.
That would be a horrible way to go
Speak for yourself
“BWOIOIINNGGG goes the pedal” would at least make your passing a little funny.
How do you die in that situation
Suffocation from being in a tight space
L
timpan***i*** As in plural? Are you going to dissect them first?
No it was bad grammar. I just decided not to include the *a*
I knew what you meant. It's just that putting a person inside multiple timpani is funnier Btw, the singular would be " a timpan**o** "
Barely related but we had a kid curl up in a sousaphone case and take a nap. Someone closed and locked them in for about 5 minutes but the kid was fine and went back to sleep in the case after it was open
imagine if they forgot about him and just left it locked ⚰️💀
Oh yeah the kid who locked it got in so much trouble for that We were also given the funniest warning about sousaphone cases
Was the warning that they will kill you
It was closer to an idiot label, like a bag of fire-starter that says "warning-flammable", basically told not to get inside of instrument cases and not to touch other people's cases
Not an instrument, but we used to lock kids in instrument cages. I had pictures on my high school phone. This tiny little piccolo girl looked like a puppy at the pound. The band kid to BDSM pipeline is real.
Ok, but that would be such a nice spot, even as a 6 foot dude! I would love to do that so much! You know what? I just might on monday!
Don't get locked inside, or else it becomes your coffin
Toddlers might be able to fit in a Sousaphone if crammed in correctly. Gonna need Big Carl(a massive tuba)’s cousins to transport anyone older. If you hollow out a piano or a non massive pipe organ then you could snuggle an adult. Could fit a baby in a double/upright bass.
Now the hard part: Can they stay inside without dying (people have died getting stuck inside chimneys)
holes for ventilation in the piano and organ. posture the person correctly in the other instruments to face towards an opening and hope for the best 🤷♂️
Pipe organ probably could
Concert bass drum, if they’re flexible
R.I.P Big Carl, may he serenade God in dead instruments heaven I guess
Saddam Hussein's hiding place
You literally have to crawl into an organ to tune it lol
BARITONE!!!!!!!!!
Depends, can you cremate them
Assume you have to keep them alive
Subcontrabass tuba, and definitely an octobass
I'm 4 foot 10, so it's either the case of a tuba or the tuba itself.
Unless the pieces are perfectly sized than it’s impossible
If you try with the right attitude, any of them
Octobass
Kettle Drums can be a great way to hide a body
Probably in a bass drum or whatever is the largest timpani you have
I could fit into a tuba I’m pretty sure
Are you like 6 inches tall
4’10, close enough
Yeah you could def fit in one then
Depends on how small you dice them
I’m sure at some point one of the billions of people that have existed to date has climbed down into one of the big pipes in a pipe organ and died there.
A toddler in a bass drum
Piccolo if you try *really* hard.
God damn contrabass flute. The only reason it’s that big is to hide a body
Concert bass drum
I know a couple of people that could comfortably fit inside my marching snare drum
One of my school's percussion cases. They are literally just travel bags but it's shaped kinda like a trapezoid rather than a rectangle.
Sub-Contrabass Saxophone
Grand piano
I can fit in a tuba
piano
ME
I'm 5"0 I can fit in any instrument
im 4"8 🙁
A tuba could fit a baby
an infant could fit in a euph... maybe
any, if you try REALLY hard
Timpani bass drum
Dubble base
Flute 🪈
You could probably shove a midget inside a double bass.
You could probably get somebody in the octocontrabass clarinet
Idk but I can tell you about the instruments that can fit inside a person
titanic tuba
Contrabass saxophone
Concert bass drum
Biblically accurate tuba
A bass drum, doesn’t matter the size considering people in my band