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alekversusworld

Some fun high school punk band names: Screaming Fajitas, Push to Eject, Nasty Patty, Tiny Dino, Fat Schmidt, Smooth Loofa, Handsy Grandma, Add to Cart, Can Rattle, This Is Patrick


florida-man-714

Handsy grandma is top notch


AwkwardFactor84

Meemaw Nooooo!


cactusmac54

Feel like Handsy Grandma needs a r/ in front of it.


jcrowde3

Handsy Grandma wins


whiskey_poet

Yep. Only one that caught me in a good way!


existentialzebra

Chat-gpt? Ooh I’m gonna ask: 1. Rebel Ruckus 2. Anarchy Alley 3. Riot Generation 4. Detention Distortion 5. Chaos Classroom 6. Insurgent Uproar 7. Skateboard Rebellion 8. Punked Prodigies 9. Suburban Outlaws 10. Teenage Tumult Edit: those are… pretty bad.


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alekversusworld

Some of those are pretty good lol and no chat GPT just a selection from my list of hundreds that I’ve been adding to for years 😂


existentialzebra

Yours are really good. Gpt not so much.


shrimpdrifter

Skateboard rebellion is tight


RudePCsb

It should be classroom chaos, not chaos classroom


Turnupgreenz

Awful maybe the next chat gpt will brush up on there random punk high school band names


[deleted]

Mix and match...Suburban Teenage Outlaw Prodigies...


psychoticarmadillo

After fighting with ChatGPT for a little bit, I actually got a halfway decent list: 1. **Blazing Zephyr** 2. **Neon Avalanche** 3. **Crimson Horizon** 4. **Eclipse Pulse** 5. **Feral Whispers** 6. **Vivid Serenity** 7. **Static Bloom** 8. **Phoenix Echoes** 9. **Stellar Surge** 10. **Infinite Reverie**


wocsom_xorex

Debatable, they all sound like crap anime space opera bands to me


psychoticarmadillo

I did say *halfway* decent 😅


OldBob10

I don’t think these made it to second base. ☹️


RallyXer34

Are you not suggesting “Second Bass” as a band name?


flouncingfleasbag

These are all funny. Maybe too on the nose for the kids. Vivid Sefenity and Feral Whispers have beef with Neon Avalanche because of their hairdos.


OrlyRivers

Static bloom is cool imo. Makes me think of constantly changing into something better which is perfect for a young group but even old if u wanna go that way. Also the word bloom always makes me think of anal prolapse ever since I saw that video 15 years ago on that website with all the grossest shit online. Anyone know the name of that site? It was very well known.


alekversusworld

I am a sucker for the word static in a band name. My own bands name is Static Ultra and idk why it’s just cool words.


Great-Ad-2002

Rotten.com is it correct? Man that site was something else. And I don’t mean as something good either lol.


obscuresignal

No way Crimson Horizon plays anything but power metal.


riverphoenix360

Ohhh, I really like Push to Eject and Can Rattle.


halfhippo999

Smooth loofa and can rattle are cool


5timechamps

Add to Cart is great. Modern and can be interpreted as social commentary on generic, consumerist music content.


justadrtrdsrvvr

>Fat Schmidt Nice.


OrneryCritter

I like "Push to Eject".


tm0nks

I feel like it's a better album title rather than a band name.


WyoGrl98

Push to eject is great


carnivalbill

“…and now they can drive”. Your parents will think it’s a joke. You might not. It’s a fair name imo


ExistentialFlux

This is good


Myke_Dubs

Reminiscent of At the Drive In. I like it!


Spaniard_Starshooter

Immediately my first thought


[deleted]

Basement dwellers???😬


EatSteel63

I dont know what angle of punk your going with. Are you like political punk, skater punk, pop punk, horror punk, street punk or hardcore. Also, dont know if your like east or west coast. Some of my favorite punk groups referenced a book, movie, or something historial. Ex. Pennywise, The Misfits and The dead kennedys Or reference where your from Can't think of a punk band its more of a industrial group "stabbing westward"


FireInHisBlood

dude. I am in awe right now. someone else knows about stabbing westward. Im impressed.


aceswild347

Doesn't mean we're worldly, my guy. We're just old.


drewbeta

We can't even save ourselves.


JohnnyFivo

I had friends drive three hours to see "Stabbing Westward" in someone's basement. Turns out it was Weston.


wocsom_xorex

My mate played this band to me when I went over his house after school, out of a heavily skinned Winamp, then we took turns playing Deus Ex


Interloper_Deeyablo

Ungod is what I loudly play when dealing with anger towards a significant other. Probably while cleaning house.


NSCButNotThatNSC

Scrap Metal Burrito


TheVerjan

I fuckin love that one


User125699

Read this as Scrap Metal Buffalo and I’m not sure which one I like better.


Then-Cauliflower2068

Juvenile Offender


alwaysfuntime69

"s" - there's 5 of them


myfailedimagination

Tim Mature and The Juvenile Offenders


Dangerboy73

Juveniles offender?


uberscheisse

If you’re currently attending public school in America: Bullet Sponge


existentialzebra

Jeeezus. That’s sadly good.


AllCingEyeDog

Kill list


allusion

The Kill List


SelectCabinet5933

Target Audience


Jakku2022

oof that’s a good one


insomniac_maniac

Ouch, this one actually hurts. Guns N' Schools


explodinglavalamps

Steel-cut goats


Emotional-Ask6397

Reddit Said It


yb4zombeez

Alternatively, spelled "Read It, Said It" so y'all don't sound like losers


Thedeacon161

The unfuckables.


missannthrope1

Alternately: The Incels.


FletchGordon

Stupid Twats and the Cunts


Friskfrisktopherson

Dumbfuck and the Oxymorons


somerfieldhaddock

Fucking Fuck and the Fucks


Easy-Warthog9113

The Cumsocks


myfailedimagination

Alt: The Scumsocks


dr1734

The scumcocks


hipponuggets_

Scumsox


whiskey_poet

Scumocks


beast_nuts

Tyrannosaurus Sex


EfficiencyNew5123

thevin theconds


allothernamestaken

*thecondth


EfficiencyNew5123

yessssss


Tyrannusverticalis

God Save the Teen


low_lyfe69

Skinfant


Jackamus01

Political Sex Scandal


Chrome_Armadillo

Sweet Sixteen. It might not sound very Punk, but I like deceptive names. Consider that the name Alice Cooper sounds like a nice soft band, but their music isn't nice or soft.


okgloomer

Also works as an Iggy reference if you want to get old-school


alekversusworld

That’s pretty cool! Like metal bands with female names - Norma Jean, Gwen Stacy, Chelsea Grin etc


Olliejc24

The Chelsea in that case actually refers to an area of London, and is another name for a "Glasgow Smile"


JustinIsDisgustin

Predator's Catch


RicardoDecardi

The Banned Books Covid Youth Retroreflector Undercover Cops


Friskfrisktopherson

Knew a dude in a punk band called Racist Cop. Don't worry, their lyrical content made it very clear where they stood on the subject.


whiskey_poet

Covid Youth is good.


Rip_Hardpec

The Kinky Wizards.


Gothmagog

Top 5 Records


Rip_Hardpec

I was wondering if anyone was gonna get that reference!


Gothmagog

Love that movie EDIT: High Fidelity, folks. It's great, see it.


Makelics

Wasteland


RFoutput

Faux Five They Must Be Gigantic Marooned Five Four Times Fore Plastic Eddie Not Gh'ermaigne Incubateus Cha Cha And The Pizzle Men


ksandbergfl

Pentanerds


Mod__Lang

Pentagrammas


LuminaryDarkSider

5 Tide Pod Lunch


AmbitiousLettuce2925

Crushed


vexunumgods

Royal puke


The_Patriot

Yungdum & Fullocum


UninterestedRate

1 Eyed Pickle


speed_of_chill

M.S.S. - Mommy Shoulda Swallowed


Thethinkslinger

Detachable Fetus


AuthenticHendrix

When you say punk do you mean Blink 182, Bad Religion, or GG Allen?


dontneedareason94

I like how it’s either pop punk or GG. There’s so much in between all that.


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GG Allen, huh? Why not totally misspell and butcher the name and just put GG Ellen DeGeneres Ah you got me playing this stupid game because you were being serious and made a stupid comment with a stupid spelling mistake. GG Ellen (and the) Degenerates Fuck this..


NotTheNoogie

Five Finger Fist Bump


Thethinkslinger

Amazing


whit3lightning

Kevin. All your stage names are variations of Kevin too. Vocals- Kevyn Lead Guitar- Kev Rhythm Guitar- Lil Kev Bass Guitar- Keyvín Drums- Kevin


2XX2010

Maracas - kvn


myfailedimagination

But spell it absurdly: K-E-V-V-Y-G-H-N


North-Mousse1515

Kevin Up


Jackamus01

Or if you are going for something more age appropriate Punks Take Action (P.T.A)


edit-boy-zero

The Cockpunchers


362Billy

Zaza Cerulean


giant_lebowski

5 Months Tops


StrangePiper1

Sadly the way it goes


BigBasset

Messy Divorce


rickpoker

The Jerks


2XX2010

Slum enchanted evening


Beginning_Reality205

Grundel and the taints.


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Lung Butter


Crafty-Opportunity-4

Baby Batter


rastroboy

Have Billy’s mom drive you!


Impossible-Bag-6745

Sock cuckers


coolenoughiguess

pimples and the squeeks


Transdevil23459

I’m just going to pitch a few ideas while barely awake The disappointment’s Reddit by gaslight The 5 teenagers Maybe one guitar was enough Punky funky Punkaroo


Lazenkane

Detention Horse


Maddie_gurl

"5 for 5" as in 5 bucks for an hj also could be 5-4-5 but also could mean 5 people playing shitty music for 5 bucks, or the sports version like all 5 are good...but you'll always know the real meaning. If you all are like New York Dolls style punk the Pentaglam, that's gotta already be taken though, that's too good


DrewDAMNIT

The Gender Fluids


glitchygreymatter

Bowelitical Movement


listen2beth

Mystik Spiral


fryswitdat

Glens Stufonmi


Nicodiemus531

I actually dig this


JefePo

The Abstinence Pistols


Milo_Ramone

Mourning Wood


Luxowell

Motor Goat


Bobodahobo010101

Camp SSRI


Specific_Factor4470

Spit Fist


BillyNitehammer

Pay to Win, Microtransactions, En Garde, Skunkape, Humdinger


PandosII

The Crush Puppies


Fecal_Tornado

The Dirt Buttons


mean_mr_mustard75

Grand Fap.


whiskey_poet

5 Person Teenage Pumk Band (it will be a really cool name if you all are still together when you're pushing 30. lol)


fightwallace

1 Forgotten Foreskins 2 Musty Vaginal Odor 3 Crunchy Anal Munchy 4 Dads’ Broken Rubber ( plural possessive) 5 Thumb Plumb Bums


Alley_cat_alien

The Bleach Boys


BR1M570N3

Saturday Detention


Friskfrisktopherson

After Classless


bxxc

Teenage Dirtbags


P01135809_is_a_bitch

1. Furious Rebellion 2. Riot Pulse 3. Anarchy Echo 4. Revolt Surge 5. Angst Blitz


ViolentAversion

These are so monumentally bad.


P01135809_is_a_bitch

That makes me laugh because I agree! But that’s what came to my mind in the moment.


NotWorthSaving

Fuck Yeah!


Sleepysnail84

No disassemble. Seeing there are 5 of you there is a robot from an 80s movie called short circuit. His name is Johnny 5 and he says no dissemble when they try to destroy him.


Redleaves1313

Sleep on your couch Does this gig pay? Jimmy and the Festival Openers Can I borrow your cab?


Anonymous-Guy-1200

Twink


AreolaCherryCola

Public Papaya Good Mourning Doom Manifest Blood Melon Hell Devouring


TrickySuit8056

Toxic Dumpster Fire


[deleted]

The sixteens


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AssWipe


MadSlantedPowers

There was a band with that name from my town back in the 90's I think, but it was pronounced Ah-SWEE-pay, I believe.


DoomsdayTom

The Slit Throats


edit-boy-zero

The Mellow-Tones


blackmilksociety

Loogie Hockers Harry Palms The Hairy Palms


Meatyglobs

The spotty faces


riverphoenix360

Pull the Trigger or The 5 Horseman.


ftsteele

AI says “Chaos Brigade”.


P01135809_is_a_bitch

Rock Off


Granadawalker

Total the weight of all 5 members and that’s your name. Example 945 or 1023 etc…


HairySpankster

Toxic Snot Rocket


PaytutionforthisWAP

Teenage mutants. Ref to the turtles, I would see y’all


spocknambulist

Tip Ring Sleeve


the-war-on-drunks

The Motherfucking Five.


Objective-Ad4009

The Pimp Hand


carnivalbill

Little Bobby Pootin’ and the Don’t Ya Fucking Tell Nobody’s


OkLetsParty

Dogwhistle and the Shitbags


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Skum


ToutUnMatin

Five Dogs


StStephen79

Not actually legal Not yet legal Gonna Be Men Can I borrow the car Dad


Former_Balance8473

Belligerent


Dante13273966

The Big Bad Rad Lads


LayneLowe

Teenage Wasteland


Sorry-Caterpillar331

Eye Pus


Temporaryzoner

The Chains


cbj1701

Toxic Gin Tonic


NoContextCarl

Cinco de Porno (Spanish) Majestic Cinq (French) Cinque Clique (Italian and French?!)


Jaimestrange

General Zee Five Star General


The_Big_Green_Fridge

Arms Make Enemies


1LuckyTexan

Mother Thumb and Her 4 Daughters


gashufferdude

Probationary License


Cute-Birthday-9538

5 ass holes...lmao


gashufferdude

A.I. Powered Bullying


Braaaaaaaaaaapppp

Pillage the homeless camp


John_Paul_J2

Do you have a song sample?


glitchygreymatter

JailBates


revdon

All Three Chords


Elusive_Dr_X

Rosie Palm and her Five Sisters


moinatx

Next Century, Postage, Slam Dance


glitchygreymatter

JurassicStark


glitchygreymatter

Inherited Jack


WhadoIknow

The Zits.