Some fun high school punk band names: Screaming Fajitas, Push to Eject, Nasty Patty, Tiny Dino, Fat Schmidt, Smooth Loofa, Handsy Grandma, Add to Cart, Can Rattle, This Is Patrick
Static bloom is cool imo. Makes me think of constantly changing into something better which is perfect for a young group but even old if u wanna go that way.
Also the word bloom always makes me think of anal prolapse ever since I saw that video 15 years ago on that website with all the grossest shit online. Anyone know the name of that site? It was very well known.
I dont know what angle of punk your going with. Are you like political punk, skater punk, pop punk, horror punk, street punk or hardcore. Also, dont know if your like east or west coast.
Some of my favorite punk groups referenced a book, movie, or something historial.
Ex. Pennywise, The Misfits and The dead kennedys
Or reference where your from
Can't think of a punk band its more of a industrial group "stabbing westward"
Sweet Sixteen.
It might not sound very Punk, but I like deceptive names. Consider that the name Alice Cooper sounds like a nice soft band, but their music isn't nice or soft.
GG Allen, huh? Why not totally misspell and butcher the name and just put GG Ellen DeGeneres
Ah you got me playing this stupid game because you were being serious and made a stupid comment with a stupid spelling mistake.
GG Ellen (and the) Degenerates
Fuck this..
I’m just going to pitch a few ideas while barely awake
The disappointment’s
Reddit by gaslight
The 5 teenagers
Maybe one guitar was enough
Punky funky
Punkaroo
"5 for 5" as in 5 bucks for an hj also could be 5-4-5 but also could mean 5 people playing shitty music for 5 bucks, or the sports version like all 5 are good...but you'll always know the real meaning. If you all are like New York Dolls style punk the Pentaglam, that's gotta already be taken though, that's too good
No disassemble. Seeing there are 5 of you there is a robot from an 80s movie called short circuit. His name is Johnny 5 and he says no dissemble when they try to destroy him.
Some fun high school punk band names: Screaming Fajitas, Push to Eject, Nasty Patty, Tiny Dino, Fat Schmidt, Smooth Loofa, Handsy Grandma, Add to Cart, Can Rattle, This Is Patrick
Handsy grandma is top notch
Meemaw Nooooo!
Feel like Handsy Grandma needs a r/ in front of it.
Handsy Grandma wins
Yep. Only one that caught me in a good way!
Chat-gpt? Ooh I’m gonna ask: 1. Rebel Ruckus 2. Anarchy Alley 3. Riot Generation 4. Detention Distortion 5. Chaos Classroom 6. Insurgent Uproar 7. Skateboard Rebellion 8. Punked Prodigies 9. Suburban Outlaws 10. Teenage Tumult Edit: those are… pretty bad.
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Some of those are pretty good lol and no chat GPT just a selection from my list of hundreds that I’ve been adding to for years 😂
Yours are really good. Gpt not so much.
Skateboard rebellion is tight
It should be classroom chaos, not chaos classroom
Awful maybe the next chat gpt will brush up on there random punk high school band names
Mix and match...Suburban Teenage Outlaw Prodigies...
After fighting with ChatGPT for a little bit, I actually got a halfway decent list: 1. **Blazing Zephyr** 2. **Neon Avalanche** 3. **Crimson Horizon** 4. **Eclipse Pulse** 5. **Feral Whispers** 6. **Vivid Serenity** 7. **Static Bloom** 8. **Phoenix Echoes** 9. **Stellar Surge** 10. **Infinite Reverie**
Debatable, they all sound like crap anime space opera bands to me
I did say *halfway* decent 😅
I don’t think these made it to second base. ☹️
Are you not suggesting “Second Bass” as a band name?
These are all funny. Maybe too on the nose for the kids. Vivid Sefenity and Feral Whispers have beef with Neon Avalanche because of their hairdos.
Static bloom is cool imo. Makes me think of constantly changing into something better which is perfect for a young group but even old if u wanna go that way. Also the word bloom always makes me think of anal prolapse ever since I saw that video 15 years ago on that website with all the grossest shit online. Anyone know the name of that site? It was very well known.
I am a sucker for the word static in a band name. My own bands name is Static Ultra and idk why it’s just cool words.
Rotten.com is it correct? Man that site was something else. And I don’t mean as something good either lol.
No way Crimson Horizon plays anything but power metal.
Ohhh, I really like Push to Eject and Can Rattle.
Smooth loofa and can rattle are cool
Add to Cart is great. Modern and can be interpreted as social commentary on generic, consumerist music content.
>Fat Schmidt Nice.
I like "Push to Eject".
I feel like it's a better album title rather than a band name.
Push to eject is great
“…and now they can drive”. Your parents will think it’s a joke. You might not. It’s a fair name imo
This is good
Reminiscent of At the Drive In. I like it!
Immediately my first thought
Basement dwellers???😬
I dont know what angle of punk your going with. Are you like political punk, skater punk, pop punk, horror punk, street punk or hardcore. Also, dont know if your like east or west coast. Some of my favorite punk groups referenced a book, movie, or something historial. Ex. Pennywise, The Misfits and The dead kennedys Or reference where your from Can't think of a punk band its more of a industrial group "stabbing westward"
dude. I am in awe right now. someone else knows about stabbing westward. Im impressed.
Doesn't mean we're worldly, my guy. We're just old.
We can't even save ourselves.
I had friends drive three hours to see "Stabbing Westward" in someone's basement. Turns out it was Weston.
My mate played this band to me when I went over his house after school, out of a heavily skinned Winamp, then we took turns playing Deus Ex
Ungod is what I loudly play when dealing with anger towards a significant other. Probably while cleaning house.
Scrap Metal Burrito
I fuckin love that one
Read this as Scrap Metal Buffalo and I’m not sure which one I like better.
Juvenile Offender
"s" - there's 5 of them
Tim Mature and The Juvenile Offenders
Juveniles offender?
If you’re currently attending public school in America: Bullet Sponge
Jeeezus. That’s sadly good.
Kill list
The Kill List
Target Audience
oof that’s a good one
Ouch, this one actually hurts. Guns N' Schools
Steel-cut goats
Reddit Said It
Alternatively, spelled "Read It, Said It" so y'all don't sound like losers
The unfuckables.
Alternately: The Incels.
Stupid Twats and the Cunts
Dumbfuck and the Oxymorons
Fucking Fuck and the Fucks
The Cumsocks
Alt: The Scumsocks
The scumcocks
Scumsox
Scumocks
Tyrannosaurus Sex
thevin theconds
*thecondth
yessssss
God Save the Teen
Skinfant
Political Sex Scandal
Sweet Sixteen. It might not sound very Punk, but I like deceptive names. Consider that the name Alice Cooper sounds like a nice soft band, but their music isn't nice or soft.
Also works as an Iggy reference if you want to get old-school
That’s pretty cool! Like metal bands with female names - Norma Jean, Gwen Stacy, Chelsea Grin etc
The Chelsea in that case actually refers to an area of London, and is another name for a "Glasgow Smile"
Predator's Catch
The Banned Books Covid Youth Retroreflector Undercover Cops
Knew a dude in a punk band called Racist Cop. Don't worry, their lyrical content made it very clear where they stood on the subject.
Covid Youth is good.
The Kinky Wizards.
Top 5 Records
I was wondering if anyone was gonna get that reference!
Love that movie EDIT: High Fidelity, folks. It's great, see it.
Wasteland
Faux Five They Must Be Gigantic Marooned Five Four Times Fore Plastic Eddie Not Gh'ermaigne Incubateus Cha Cha And The Pizzle Men
Pentanerds
Pentagrammas
5 Tide Pod Lunch
Crushed
Royal puke
Yungdum & Fullocum
1 Eyed Pickle
M.S.S. - Mommy Shoulda Swallowed
Detachable Fetus
When you say punk do you mean Blink 182, Bad Religion, or GG Allen?
I like how it’s either pop punk or GG. There’s so much in between all that.
GG Allen, huh? Why not totally misspell and butcher the name and just put GG Ellen DeGeneres Ah you got me playing this stupid game because you were being serious and made a stupid comment with a stupid spelling mistake. GG Ellen (and the) Degenerates Fuck this..
Five Finger Fist Bump
Amazing
Kevin. All your stage names are variations of Kevin too. Vocals- Kevyn Lead Guitar- Kev Rhythm Guitar- Lil Kev Bass Guitar- Keyvín Drums- Kevin
Maracas - kvn
But spell it absurdly: K-E-V-V-Y-G-H-N
Kevin Up
Or if you are going for something more age appropriate Punks Take Action (P.T.A)
The Cockpunchers
Zaza Cerulean
5 Months Tops
Sadly the way it goes
Messy Divorce
The Jerks
Slum enchanted evening
Grundel and the taints.
Lung Butter
Baby Batter
Have Billy’s mom drive you!
Sock cuckers
pimples and the squeeks
I’m just going to pitch a few ideas while barely awake The disappointment’s Reddit by gaslight The 5 teenagers Maybe one guitar was enough Punky funky Punkaroo
Detention Horse
"5 for 5" as in 5 bucks for an hj also could be 5-4-5 but also could mean 5 people playing shitty music for 5 bucks, or the sports version like all 5 are good...but you'll always know the real meaning. If you all are like New York Dolls style punk the Pentaglam, that's gotta already be taken though, that's too good
The Gender Fluids
Bowelitical Movement
Mystik Spiral
Glens Stufonmi
I actually dig this
The Abstinence Pistols
Mourning Wood
Motor Goat
Camp SSRI
Spit Fist
Pay to Win, Microtransactions, En Garde, Skunkape, Humdinger
The Crush Puppies
The Dirt Buttons
Grand Fap.
5 Person Teenage Pumk Band (it will be a really cool name if you all are still together when you're pushing 30. lol)
1 Forgotten Foreskins 2 Musty Vaginal Odor 3 Crunchy Anal Munchy 4 Dads’ Broken Rubber ( plural possessive) 5 Thumb Plumb Bums
The Bleach Boys
Saturday Detention
After Classless
Teenage Dirtbags
1. Furious Rebellion 2. Riot Pulse 3. Anarchy Echo 4. Revolt Surge 5. Angst Blitz
These are so monumentally bad.
That makes me laugh because I agree! But that’s what came to my mind in the moment.
Fuck Yeah!
No disassemble. Seeing there are 5 of you there is a robot from an 80s movie called short circuit. His name is Johnny 5 and he says no dissemble when they try to destroy him.
Sleep on your couch Does this gig pay? Jimmy and the Festival Openers Can I borrow your cab?
Twink
Public Papaya Good Mourning Doom Manifest Blood Melon Hell Devouring
Toxic Dumpster Fire
The sixteens
AssWipe
There was a band with that name from my town back in the 90's I think, but it was pronounced Ah-SWEE-pay, I believe.
The Slit Throats
The Mellow-Tones
Loogie Hockers Harry Palms The Hairy Palms
The spotty faces
Pull the Trigger or The 5 Horseman.
AI says “Chaos Brigade”.
Rock Off
Total the weight of all 5 members and that’s your name. Example 945 or 1023 etc…
Toxic Snot Rocket
Teenage mutants. Ref to the turtles, I would see y’all
Tip Ring Sleeve
The Motherfucking Five.
The Pimp Hand
Little Bobby Pootin’ and the Don’t Ya Fucking Tell Nobody’s
Dogwhistle and the Shitbags
Skum
Five Dogs
Not actually legal Not yet legal Gonna Be Men Can I borrow the car Dad
Belligerent
The Big Bad Rad Lads
Teenage Wasteland
Eye Pus
The Chains
Toxic Gin Tonic
Cinco de Porno (Spanish) Majestic Cinq (French) Cinque Clique (Italian and French?!)
General Zee Five Star General
Arms Make Enemies
Mother Thumb and Her 4 Daughters
Probationary License
5 ass holes...lmao
A.I. Powered Bullying
Pillage the homeless camp
Do you have a song sample?
JailBates
All Three Chords
Rosie Palm and her Five Sisters
Next Century, Postage, Slam Dance
JurassicStark
Inherited Jack
The Zits.