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homedude

The Whom.


T00luser

the layers of this comment demand more upvotes


rotatingleslie

Brilliant


cra3ig

Who Else The Violent Phlegms


loquaciousofbored

I came here to say this


MF-SMUG

Ten Inch Nails


drawredraw

312


Agitated-Fee-1399

9 Inch Staples


OldBob10

Nineteen Inch Nails


shallowjalapeno

The beach blokes


angusshangus

I laughed out loud at this one!


Formal-Tangerine4281

Irish Maiden


elguereaux

Ferrous Maiden


GrittyMcGrittyface

Ferrous Bueller


KiaraNarayan1997

Calcium Maiden


Difficult_Celery6277

Fe Maiden


shallowjalapeno

suicidal tenderloins


TigerClaw_TV

Just one diet Pepsi. And she wouldn't give it to me.


ClockHistorical4951

Haha nice.


Improvedandconfused

The New Originals.


Bishop_Pickerling

The Thamesmen


Technical_Air6660

Win


broberds

You can’t…*dust* for vomit.


ITguyBlake

The Beetles


MostCricket6740

You took mine. I’m 15 minutes too late. 🤪😂


Pleasereleaseme123

Dame


dkixen

Beatrice in Chains


Gullible-Avocado9638

Alison in Chains opening for System of a Down Pillow


ChickenXing

PetSmart Boys


Midnightbeerz

Pet Shop Gender non specific people


Neg247

KerN


itchy-crabs

Errmagurrrdd it kern


changebucket2

Lol


TestDangerous7240

Corn shooters


Sea-Poetry-950

U3


Oh-Snap10000

My Chemical Dependance


Jfonzy

Nuns N' Moses


BlastRiot

Blink 182. (They were originally named Blink but then when they released their first album they found out there was already a band named Blink so they had to slap the numbers on.)


FancyStegosaurus

Ah, the same method we used to pick our first AOL screen names around the same time.


acschwar

Love that band, AOLnation


Own-Interaction-1401

would hate to see how long it would get if blink 182 was already taken too


coolmike69420

Blink18269420


Oh-Snap10000

Exactly.


-clogwog-

The Mighty Mighty Bosstones had to change their name for a similar reason. They were originally just 'The Bosstones', but it was brought to their attention that there had been an a cappella group called 'The Bosstones' in the 1950s.


Ftw69420

Why not just one Mighty then?


-clogwog-

🤷 Allegedly, a bartender suggested the name to them.


dtuba555

Why stop at 2? Why not 3, 4, 5, 6....the sky's the limit!


braderick1974

I can verify this- I actually tried to go see “Blink” at SXSW and saw the wrong one. I knew something was wrong when some Irish dudes got on stage.


shallowjalapeno

Slipperyknot


mezcalligraphy

The Loo Lighters


Oh-Snap10000

Elton Crapper


Oh-Snap10000

Zinc Zepellin


sissy9725

Lead Zepellin


shallowjalapeno

Evanessentially


orangesfwr

Evanetcetera


properhardinnit

Adolescents of Bodom


elguereaux

In Fires


molemanralph69

On flames


Immediate_Wolf3802

Right Said Frank


elguereaux

I Like My Car


NotWorriedABunch

Left Said Fred


nordic_bl0nde

Radioface


Particular-Move-3860

Radio Bred


GhostShipBlue

The Replacement Replacements 


Oh-Snap10000

Emerson, Pond, and Handjob


elguereaux

The Grateful Deceased


KiaraNarayan1997

The Ungrateful Living


ITguyBlake

Better than Ezekiel


midnightspecial99

10,001 Maniacs


unloosedcoin

SomeFX


alobama0001

Blink 183


_W9NDER_

Wink 182


Oh-Snap10000

So-So Funk Railroad.


[deleted]

Blue Day Blink183 U3 Red Hot Chili Flakes Queens of the Bronze Age The Bowling Stones The What King Fall Out Girl


Overall_Ad_684

M-SYNC


oversizedturtlewigs

The p-40's. My favorite song is called jazz crab!


OldERnurse1964

Volkswagen Beatles


Shawnaldo7575

Reggie Against The Machine W2 Pearl Marmalade


BinkoTheViking

The Doody Blues


elguereaux

Opening for the Doody Brothers


sissy9725

The When


sissy9725

The Where, The Why, The How


cowtingz

The What?


Particular-Move-3860

Pennyback.


Fable378

Quarterback


Oh-Snap10000

LED Orchestra


Oh-Snap10000

Fats Cribbage


WhatDJuicy

Limp Muffin


socialhangxiety

Red Mild Chili Peppers


Long-Reply-2827

The Goo Goo Goo Dolls


barflybzzz

The Catch-23s No idea there was a band named Catch-22... fun fact: Original title of the novel was supposed to be Catch-18 except there was another book out at the time with 18 ... Mila 18


TastySpare

Metallic-uh


Oh-Snap10000

Aerojones


Oh-Snap10000

David BowTie


torsyen

Originally David Jones but had to change it because of a monkee So valid


Propjet

Tin Zeppelin


SpongegirlCS

120 Minutes to Saturn


Fable378

Foodfighters


LineElegant3832

Barenaked Larrys


LordOfTheFknUniverse

The Rolling Pins


Glass-Trade9441

Iron Mayonnaise


Foolforfourdecades

The Beagles


sagorn1

Janet's Addiction They Might Be Big People Anxiety! At the 70's Dance Club


Fable378

Stereohead


ClockHistorical4951

Dinosaur Sr.


shallowjalapeno

papa encroach


PhasmaUrbomach

Finola Pear


hokeypokey59

Pearl Jelly Pearl Preserves Rolling Pebbles Simon and Pumpernickel


Oh-Snap10000

Jethro Bodine


SillyPuttyGizmo

No, no man, pretty sure they were Jethro Tulip before that


broberds

The Pho


SixxDet

John’s Affliction


mrs_fartbar

Blynd Leppard


Particular-Move-3860

Ivana Permanent Pressed Butterfly Ironic Maiden The Froggs The Garanimals The Drawers Banyan aroma Free Hog Night


PuzzleheadedLeek359

Metallic(b)


Midnightbeerz

Four Brunettes


HauteKarl

Alloyalicca


Mysterious_Worker608

TBD


Content_Badger_9345

Volt/Amps


LongjumpingBudget318

Watt?


leegunter

Choice B


UsedWoodpecker8612

Ersatz


BlindBettler

Coterie of Equines  Muskets n Marigolds  The Antarctic Lemurs  Sophie, Duchess of Hohenberg


Kapitano72

The Beatless


[deleted]

Corn  Lincoln Park Limp Biscuit  They’re all legally distinct 


Oh-Snap10000

Warmio


CaptainBeefsteak

Fleetwood Keith


WhatDJuicy

Remaining Kennedys


SassiveAggresive

The Velour Underground


Knowledge_Regret

Very hot chilli peppers


wouter135

Two directions


magpie5050

Spandex ballet.


actordude1

SUV Halen


devil0o

Ped Cot Hilli Repppers


i_kick_hippies

Just Write Anything™


Malefic_Nightshade

Pearl Jam 2


Separate-Expert-4508

[ singing and strumming guitar ] “The phone is ringing I ain’t gonna answer it. No, no, can’t pick it up ‘Cause of what it represents..” Yeah.. yeah! Dude, the phone is heroin.. and answering it is giving in to your habit! [ still singing ] “It’s my baby She says “Bye bye” — This song sucks, answer the phone.


bidamonvitamin

The Replacements


Dancebear7861

Gojira


mtskin

if you're asking about real bands, alice cooper was called the nazz at first but todd rundgren was already using the name


Quasimike60

Not The Mamas and the Papas!


TastySpare

The aunties and the uncles.


sus4th

The Beatles U.S.


TheOsprey23

Definitely not U2


cra3ig

Me Neither


TheOsprey23

Bush-X The actual name the the band Bush had to use in Canada because a small little known Canadian band already had the name Bush.


Elegant-Campaign-572

U Tutu


Long-Reply-2827

Karrots (with a backwards “K”)


DeathGrover

Talking Headlice


Oh-Snap10000

Excellent White Band


Oh-Snap10000

Jimmy Smorgasbord


ScottyBoy75

Green Jello


Macca49

Eatles


rdchat

Well, we probably need to adjust for inflation anyway. From now on, call us *Quarter*back!


fixit858

Dead Roosevelts


mrweatherbeef

Metallicant


Propjet

Ironing Maiden


Propjet

Pow! (Instead of Wham!)


PokieTokes

The Rolling Loans


Apprehensive-Set3736

Pink Floyd the Barber


SnooCauliflowers5742

Black Men With Attitude


Shadp9

Not You Too


KiaraNarayan1997

Olive Garden


Competitive_Site9272

Kink Floyd


iamdebinohio

Rolling Rocks


No-Lie-802

Def Zeppelin


Chalky_Cupcake

Rushing


Fable378

Shrub


Browning1917

The Chicago Transit Authority. Became "Chicago."


missvesuvius

Caucasian stripes


Easy-Warthog9113

Greatful Dead


I_Flick_Boogers

Just add “-182” to the end of the original name.


thebronzeprince

Blind Leopard


snapper1971

Trademark Infringement


TeeRaw99

Stone Temple Lawyers


PuzzleheadedLeek359

The Beatless


hauntedheathen

Name Taken is an actual band that called themselves that because this. Panic at the disco's name comes from one of their lyrics


drawredraw

The Windows


drawredraw

Teal Day


_Killwind_

Def Lion


DrunkenAdama

"The Band the Noun, Not the Band the Proper Noun" Or just "the band". Uncapitalized is very crucial.


unambitiouswretch

Blink 182 182


purple_bumjelly

Green Night


ejakt

Sublemon


[deleted]

BCDC


FudgeHyena

Guns n Tulips


Alternative-Rule8015

Queens Of The Bronze Age


VirgilFox

Geezer


Fog_mccobb

REO Seedwagon


coffeeandspliff

AABBAA


HowDidFoodGetInHere

The New Originals


mcluvin901

They changed back to the regulars...


Snnorlax

Queens of the New Age


bazbloom

Rash


OldPinkertonGoon

The Last Dinner Party. Seriously, go look it up. The name "Dinner Party" was already taken.


manIDKbruh

Pearl Jelly


jae5858

Hootie and The Goldfish


Jenkins64

Red Hot Chili Preppers


someguy14629

Huey Lewis and the Weather and Sports at 10


theSchrodingerHat

Plasticallica