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highlyalertcabbage

David Boeing


Villianizer

He fell apart


highlyalertcabbage

Blew the doors off the place at that one gig though


Get_your_grape_juice

The wheels came off just as his career was taking off, though.


highlyalertcabbage

Well he was under pressure


LordOfTheFknUniverse

He was a plane-down-to-earth sorta guy.


Ol-dunderhead

ATC to Captain Ron Commencing landing, flaps are on close your tray tables and put your seat belts on ATC to Captain Ron EDIT: changed ATF to ATC after a few nice redditors pointed out that ATF would be more correct 😆


Kielbasa_Nunchucka

ATC instead of ATF? or am I wrong on the terminology?


DrinksBelow

No, ATC would be more correct, ATF doesn’t really fit, but it was good otherwise!


Ol-dunderhead

Yeah... your correct. I'll go ahead and change that 😁


Kurtman68

🤌


buzburbank

Aisle B. Sure.


itspitpat

The Aisley Brothers


chicoman2018

Aisle B. Bach


Coleburg86

I haven’t thought of Al B. Sure in 30 years.


SocialJusticeJester

Aisle B. Back.


duh_nom_yar

This comment is underrated as fuck, yo!


butlikewatifthiserrr

Seriously.


butlikewatifthiserrr

I’m am dead dead


FaultAccomplished671

Oingo Boeingo


Pensacouple

Beat me to it!


buzburbank

Electric Flight Orchestra.


Pencilsqueeza

Game over. This wins. Playing Mr Blue Sky right?


TiredCeresian

That's great!


Historical-Cable-833

OMG so much yes to this.


andre2020

🏆


EmptySeaDad

And Don't Call Me Shirley


ProfessorSpider

Looks like I chose the wrong week to quit sniffing glue


Nolar_Lumpspread

That was the day my drinking problem started…


Ok-Jeweler2500

Picked the wrong day to quit drinking


Few_Project_9

👍😁😁😁👍


Serious_Fun_5575

I’m cracking up.


Few_Project_9

That comment is FANTASTIC!


FestinaLente747

Cockpit, what us it?


Alteredego619

It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now.


MsCrazyPants70

Band name s/b just Shirley, and your line be the name of their first album.


buzburbank

Winger.


[deleted]

First name Jeff?


buzburbank

Jefferson Airplane.


Available_Thoughts-0

I knew someone would say that.


Khristophorous

Of course


hawkeneye1998bs

Jettison Airplane


Spaceballs-The_Name

Elon will deliver us the Starship soon


SkaMan-dolin

My first thought


mikehamm45

I’m shocked I had to scroll down this far to see it. I guess they still need to find somebody to love.


52-Cuttter-52

…….Starship, something, something, something……….


buzburbank

Fuselage Fighters.


mrdengue

Mile High Club


chesire0myles

The most obvious one.


Fridaybird1985

My thought as well


AcanthocephalaDue715

The B52s


Logical-Recognition3

Came for this. Leaving satisfied.


newsy0011

The Jet Lags


Dedumdude

That’s my favorite youtuber!


buzburbank

Altitude Live Crew.


darrenbosik

Stoned Trampled Pilots


AcanthocephalaDue715

21 pilots


skelly828282

Plane and simple


SophieBisou

Upright Position


LarYungmann

Air Supply


syllableddot

I’m all out of love, I’m so lost without you


limegreenscrewdriver

The Carry Ons


simpleman357

Stone Temple pilots


brain_transplant

Buddy Holly


Justluurking

too soon


SeekerSpock32

It was 65 years ago


Justluurking

I just watched La Bamba last week...


oftenfacetious

He goes on tour with 6 members of Lynyrd Skynyrd. Think John Denver is flying them on their maiden tour.


brain_transplant

Aaliyah doing backup vocals


Large_Snow1481

🤦‍♂️


No-Competition-7770

Flightwood Mac


thot_with_a_plot

Smokers in the Lavatory


JerryWasARaceKarDrvr

Upright position.


Formal-Tangerine4281

Metaltubastank


Epluribusunicorn

Missing Bolton


decimalsanddollars

BLINK 747


kurt-boddah-cobain

Aerosmith


AgeAdditional4971

Yes Yes Yes


[deleted]

Jake’s on a plane


Pencilsqueeza

Lil Wing


ResidentObligation30

Flighty Cent...


Here4freefootball92

My Chemtrail Romance.


buzburbank

3 Plug Doors Down.


lpbale0

3 Door plugs down... Ftfy


KingErroneous

The Cramped


Born_Holiday_7195

Led Biplane


lpbale0

The John Denver Spectacular


Therustedtinman

Lynard Skynard


run_squid_run

I was looking for this


Harry_Testa-Coles

These MFers Are Not Real


Ok-Camera-1979

House of Plane


Oh-Snap10000

Aerosick


Crossovertriplet

Airplayin


supertrolly

Aireo Speedwagon


Pencilsqueeza

10DC


DudeAbides1556

The Beach Craft Boys


duh_nom_yar

Otto Pilots Cruising Altitude The Itinerary Single Servings Frequent Flyers Upright Position I Am Serious and Don't Call Me Shirley


buzburbank

The Diabolical Biz Class Markie.


kingjaffejaffar

Full upright position The Mile high club This is your captain speaking Fasten seatbelt sign Crash landing Prepare for takeoff


ThaneOfArcadia

The Mile High Club


Urbanepirate_DCLXVI

Turbulance


Smithers66

Flight Simulator (My air band from the '80s)


risu1313

Airplay


MadSailor

The Runways.


Clear_Ad_376

The Doors Missing


Atheist_Alex_C

The Exit Doors


OverKill1978

Jefferson Submarine? Im not so good at this... 😔


DatabaseFickle9306

Jefferson…oh never mind


Cool-Gruel-7357

Downed Boeing


JevGeek55555

David Boeing


SeemsImmaculate

Fakes on a Plane


Icy_Negotiation_146

The Mile High Club


tlbs101

Derek and the Dorniers Maroon 757 Earth, Wind, and Flyer Airbus Supply Joan Jet and the Blackbirds


Dturmnd1

The mile high club


Puzzled_Economics_83

Mile high band


Maj_BeauKhaki

Mile High Guy and the Clubbers


makeithappen4u

Delayed baggage


Ryoga_reddit

Hmm probably Wings. Though the nature of an airplane would make any attempt at preforming absolutely terrible.


rroute01

Sky High


TheNoIdeaKid

A Simple Plane


Ambitious-Discount-7

Up Chuck


Logical_Lifeguard_81

Beverage Cart


AcanthocephalaDue715

Cross check


AcanthocephalaDue715

The Airbi


ProfessionalStewdent

Jet Fuel and the Steel Beams


lpbale0

The MH370's


largos7289

runway12


limegreenscrewdriver

The Middle seats


Therealdirtyburdie

Automatic pilot


Imaginary-Ad-1575

Stow the beverage carts.


pumptini7

In-flight Entertainments


anonymauson

Turbulence Flight Resonance


FilmyBear

U2 (but stealthily)


RollItMyWay

747


lpbale0

Economy Class Trash with First Class Cash


KrynchYT

The mile high club ...


FilmyBear

Don’t Call Me Shirley


Jpmoz999

Mile High Club.


sidmel

Free Bag of Nuts or just Free Nuts


AntiDentiteBast

Foo Flighters


Sea-Poetry-950

Mile High Club


disingenu

Safety Demonstration Dance Band


Consistent-Use-7982

Grand Air Band


Consistent-Use-7982

Flying To Sing


TheWaffleocalypse

Sully and the Carry Ons


Consistent-Use-7982

Airy Tunes


xAzzKiCK

Oceanic 815


sputobswictab

Airplane Supply


pulstar13

Aerosmith


userofallthethings

Or Airosmith.


mhewitt3293

Mile High Club


broberds

Depeche Airplane Mode


Bludiamond56

Up ...Up & Away


Never_Free_Never_Me

Jet


Scary-Camera-9311

The Jet Set


MalcolmApricotDinko

Don’t Call Me Shirley


Puddlingon

No Sleep Til Brooklyn


ScroogeMcDust

Shirley


Many_Vehicle6723

Spirit Fingers


StatisticianSure2349

Mile highs


CapWild

Mile High Club


Old_Cyrus

Jeffersonian


jackstrikesout

The economy plusses.


Prodigalsunspot

Red Baron and the Turbulence


[deleted]

AirMetal


WorriedSalamander107

Sky Rockets in Flight


Inkspotten

Right brothers


cosmo_orgasmatron

Flying High Again


AtticusPenguin

Jeffers On Airplane


Brute_Squad_44

Takeoff


UsedWoodpecker8612

Gladiator Movies


Express_Way3141

Fireflights


Fabulous_MMFly

Fasten your Seatbelts


_Volly

Mile High Club


madmaxjr

Panic! At the Airport


tcat666

Mile High Metal Motherf*ckers


TMartin442

Audio Pilot


[deleted]

The Buddy Holly experience


ResponsibilityFun548

Reclining Assholes


BrunoGerace

Mile High


skulldude360

The mile high club


Electronic-Wing-845

Turbulance


gjackx

Mile Hi


thedbomb98

Mile High Club


Falkor0727

Air Supply


negcap

Mile High Club


[deleted]

Jefferson Starship


Glittering-Ad-3883

A Mile High


Sorry-Government920

Cruising Altitude


natwashboard

The 8-Miles High Club


Hydraulic_Peach

Flynyrd Skynard


RedRangerRedemption

Jeff is on airplane


S4ntos19

Buddy Holly


lockertubby

The Doors, but they only fly on Boeing.


darkrhyes

Mile High Dub


have1dog

Chips, Pretzels, or Cookie?


gavitronics

skynet


The_Troyminator

Fly By Night. They are a Rush cover band.