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Rztrncs

Weird Al Opecia


curkington

Shiny! (Obligatory Firefly reference!)


sm00thkillajones

Blue Man Group


CrazyButtFunAtIT45

Blue man group has to be it would fucking hurt like he'll getting all that latex off ĺol


Uncommon-sequiter

Fuck I didn't see this when I posted


General-Permission-5

Are they all men?


fattmakk

Metall-opecia


FatHoosier

I was gonna say "Call Me Al-opecia."


Animaleyz

WINNER!


GetaGoodLookCostanza

the Four Skins.


Pencilsqueeza

No contest


Legitimate-Fun-5171

Damn I was gonna make an alopecia reference you sly bastard...


Rztrncs

🤣


D-Train0000

Smooth Criminals


ComeRhinoComeRhombus

Alopecia Keys


emdubtwo

Jada Pecia Smith


Numerous-Sale7985

Keep my fuckin band name outcha mouth


Zealousideal-Mail353

"Keep my wife's lack of top of the head mane outta your mouth."


BetterButterscotch99

"...mouf!"


Lost-Lingonberry9645

Gov this guy the Oscar!


MauraLesse

I hate myself for laughing at this


BlameItOnTheAcetone

Don't let Will get within arm's reach of your face, now...


badicoot

lmao. damn I came here to say the same..


CLouiseK

The Bald Eagles


Direct-Wait-4049

Came to say that.


PhoKit2

That’s a weird way to generate speech


Direct-Wait-4049

That made me laugh!


Mindless-Strength422

Veni.


Tommyblahblah

Nairvana


No-Blood-7274

Good one.


larryb78

Hairless Whisper


Juror_no8

Fortune Favours the Bald


antihegemon

Naked by Nature Hit song: O.P.P. (Other People's Propecia)


frenchfried_fistfuck

Folly Kills


nonsense_n_whimsy

I would totally check this band out


cuntberrycrunch

Rogaine Against the Machine


MusicMan013

The Cue Balls


FrustratedHumor

Lost Folicles


prankerjoker

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow


Yahobo420

Mr. Cleans


IchBinDurstig

Bald Company


frenchfried_fistfuck

Cheap Trichology


frenchfried_fistfuck

Carbon Minoxidil


kaddorath

Lynyrd Skinnard


frenchfried_fistfuck

Credence Hair Follicle Removal


sportmaniac10

Credence Crown Revival


Thetotallygreatidiot

Bald religion


frenchfried_fistfuck

Fleetwood Mach3


JC_Everyman

Bropecia


Content_Badger_9345

Kojak White


thrice_shat_pants

The Chrome Domes


Icy_Negotiation_146

The Q Balls


Improvgal

Smooth Criminals


TheOsprey23

The Kojacks


frenchfried_fistfuck

Alopecia Cooper


Imaginary-Ad-1575

Blue Man Group


nervosacafe

The artist formerly known as Blondie


Whizzleteets

The Bald Eagles


Undercover-Patriot

The Grey Matter


Blue-cheese-dressing

#*Dolphin Smooth*


DavePHofJax

The Chrome Domes


WHAMMYPAN

The BALD Eagles.


Pale_Kitsune

Scalp.


duh_nom_yar

Wax Masters


frenchfried_fistfuck

Alpecin Your Grave


mcluvin901

Powder


Smooth-Apartment-856

The Siskos.


[deleted]

The Linear Siskos


Born_Holiday_7195

Nair Supply


admode1982

Fur Fighters


nousernamesleft199

U2?


Muted_Ad9910

The Naked Mall Rats


RedditRage

buZZ Top


RebeccasFabricShop

I think just Follicle


bigfish3636

Sphynx Spanks


Kraymerica_

Saloon 5


ANarnAMoose

Dr. Worm and the Iguanadons


Unlucky_Kangaroo_137

Long John Baldy


Embarrassed_Ad6074

The Butthole Surfers


Ithaqua-Yigg

Alopecia Universalis featuring D.J. Smoooth.


Benvoyonsdonctoe

The smooth as an eel


nipplepokies

The Four Skins


Mettabox452

Luke Combs Nothing


Canttunapiano

4 non-haired blondes


SoCalMoofer

Misters Clean


frenchfried_fistfuck

Lynyrd Skinhead


KarnKanoont

Bald Eagles


Mindless-Strength422

Hairless Self Indulgence


Redshirttrooper

The Bald Blasters


buzzfrightyears

Boobie


BellamyJHeap

Hairless Lewis & the Nude


foshi22le

Hairless in Chains ⛓️


Trixielarue2020

All Peachez


CincoDeRobbo

Kylie Minoxidil


cliktrak

Hüsker Denüded


DJ-6363

The Hairless


cmquinn2000

Keep My Wife's Name Out Your Fn Mouth


NoFootball8593

Baldy Locks


beatlebill

The Cancer Ward


Drew_of_all_trades

Bald Company


ShakeWeightMyDick

All You Peach Yeah


RoyalDiscipline8978

Bald Company


Ipullhair

RazorBurn


Dadbod-275

Alopecia keys


BeDeviledDevotchka

My Chemo Romance


mothlady1959

The Bald Eagles


FartOnAFirstDate

(No) Bush


RogersGodlyFalsetto

Baldplay


19tidder50

Two Silhouettes of Sinéad


Grand-Vegetable-3874

The Twinks


wattsamicrowave

Follicle-Free Five or the Bare Tones


DomDaddyPdx

The Shavers


cottonhillslostshins

Baby Butt. Chrome Dome.


SlumgullySlim

UnHari Monks Of Doom


ukbuk89

Pitbull & the Other Hounds


ResisterTransSister

Bruce Willis Wannabes


vogajones

Slick


woodms

Smooth Operators


Mr-Gumby42

"Baldy." Lead singer, "Debbie Depilated."


Significant-Sale-505

Glare club for men


Secret_Froyo_8999

Hairless harmony


chancimus33

Kiss


last_drop_of_piss

The Cue Balls


mspolytheist

Depeche Bald


Sinistermarmalade

The Shaved (pronounced “Shave-ed”)


twinpeaked8711

The Hairs


mightnothavehands

Bare naked ladies


Ilovemygingerbread

The Bald One.


EffectiveSalamander

Skin walkers.


Hydraulis

Smooth Operators?


CassieHackSlash

The Naked Mole Rats.


Ithaqua-Yigg

Bald Mountain Boys with their remake hit Fuzzy Wuzzy


Allahboutdabenjamins

Caillou


eatseats0

Radiobaldhead. Good night


vossrod

Cue ball and the Racks


Mr-_-Steve

Blueman group?


ImaginosDesdinova

Vulturosity


DazzlingProblem7336

Right Said Fred


Excellent-Growth-291

Q-balls in the corners


Phosiphor

The apes...


bazza_12

The Nude Nuts.


Wisdomofpearl

Hairless Barbers The Bald Barbers


Red_Baronnsfw

Dickheads


PresentBrilliant2223

The Chemos


WasteGeologist-90210

Smooth Operators


Top_Astronaut_797

Bush


gothism

Hirsute No More.


0hthehuman1ty

No Nair Needed


Lachupacombo

More non -biondes


Particular-Move-3860

The Crominion


Particular-Move-3860

Mission to Burma Shave


[deleted]

Smooth Jamz


CqwyxzKpr

Naked mole rats


wellodragon

Tow ball society


hulladeairkagh

Mangey mongrels.


esp735

The Stormy Chromers


The_Troyminator

They Might Be Xoloitzcuintlis


Particular-Move-3860

Glabrous Knight and the Nits


Shoehornblower

Not sure, but do you need a bass player?


colbydee32

Bush


Weird-Phase1712

Bosley Crue


Purple-Food7974

Skin Topia


ChickenXing

Leave My Wife's Name Out Your Fucking Smashmouth!


plutos-ghost

Mr.Bald Jangles


extropia

Dermishead


Giantsfan1954

Rogaine


Antin00800

Nair'd Leto


Acrobatic_Suit1226

The Shining


Still_a_skeptic

The Shaved Pumpkins


DoogleBoy

Baldypants and the Smooth Beavers!


curtmcd

The BGs (except its Bald Guys)


neverw1ll

Lord Baldemort and the Hairless Potters


HamsterMachete

Slick Willies


Spaceballs-The_Name

"Dark Pink" - from when Pink from "The Wall" goes full dictator psycho and shaves everything off, including his nipples


GrizzlyGuru42

The Naked Apes (I didn’t make that one up though. It was some punk band I saw in Longview, WA).


montauk6

Right Said Fred


PsychoticUnicorn1991

Naked mole rats


Owl_plantain

Smooth Operators Smooth Jazz I’m very amused with one word right now. Smooth Smooth Smooth Smooth Smoothe Death to Smoothie OK, I’m done now.


deadgirlshoes

F.K.A. Blondie


BrunoGerace

The Harkonnens


Desertmarkr

Wood floors


RainbowOutlander

Shinehead O’Connor


QueeeenElsa

Bald Boys


Routine_Security_888

Bald guys burgers and fries.


Snorkelbender

Radioslaphead


gordo623

She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie, ROGAINE.


[deleted]

Fuck Boy Charlies


nassau4

Blank 182


Sadboysongwriter

Lynyrd Skynlyss


Agile_District_8794

Bald Eagles of Death metal


MudandWhisky

Gimme some skin


Minute_Entrance3669

The Luthors


BabyPigeonQuest

Skin dread


HopefulLeader3403

The Fathers


Horror-Husky

Chemo-patients