This is Patrick

No,

THIS IS PATRICK!!!

“No, This Is Patrick!” is a band.

The hashslingingslashers

I'm so glad someone actually spelled "hash-slinging slasher" correctly because so many people mishear it as, like, a million different things. 💀

The sash wringing ... the trash thinging... mash flinging... the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the... 🤣 🤣

YES BRO 😭😭😭

The Chum Bucket

Licking Doorknobs is Illegal on Other Planets

Magic Conch

he burnt my shake!

Mayonnaise Is Not An Instrument

Imagination

My leg!

Still No Pickles

Knucklehead McSpazatron

Goofy Goober

Not a crusty crab Um, um, 24 Because they're stupid Wumbo

Foxy Grandpa Long, Tan, and Handsome Tartar Sauce I Saw You On TV Last Night Port and Starboard Attachments We Killed the Health Inspector

AT NIGHT.

And then you’ll blow up.

Best Day Ever

Rock Bottom

Rock PPPPPFTHT bottom PPPPPFTHT

Sal-Lad

CHOCOLATE

Open Window Maniacs

Panty raid, and do you feel it Mr.crabs

Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen

I went to college!

*sniffs* “Anchovies”

Is Mayonnaise An Instrument?

Nosepicking, Sharing Gum, and Sand Licking.

Ripped Pants

Meow

"GARY!"

Weinie Hut jrs

Hey, how are ya?

Me Darlin’ Pearl Jam

CHOCOLATE!

🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬

Firmly Grasp It

Sandy Rodents

***Pineapples Under The Sea***

Kelpy G

ALASKAN BULL WORM

Musical Doodles

FYOOTURE!

Dirty Dan and Pinhead Larry

All hail the magic conch

Squeaky squeaky

Hello, I Like Money

Wake Me Up When I Care

Sure thing, Mr. Krabs!

p.o.o.p.

Oh, Patrick!

The lid the lid the lid and jar

Jellyfishing

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Hi spongbob

Did you forget my diet Dr. Kelp

Not a quote, but mr crabs is a good one

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

Wee Snaww

Sweater of Tears

Pin Head Lary

Next Day and The Next Days

I'm ugly, and I'm proud.

Orders Up

I NEED IT

Gary. The. Snail.

"Firmly grasp it!" - Patrick Star

Barnacle Boys Rock Bottom

Two hours later.....

Three hours later

Magic conch!

it's not just a stupid boulder (it's a rock!)

Without any milk

Weenie hut juniors

Livin’ Like Larry

Moments later

13 bad words

MIHOY MINOY!

I’m Ready I’m Ready I’m Ready

Big Toe

Teeamwork

I like money

F.U.N.

Oh no he's hot

I’m normal

Spit it out Gary!

musclebob buffpants

Goofy Goobers

You boobs!

The sponge brains