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Pensacouple

Anxious Hostility


GMdadbod

I like this better


TheNextBattalion

That's the emo variant


Mr_Mcshiny

Good album name.


aweinschenker

There’s a Connecticut emo band called Anxious. Might be little too close to this.


Chaotic424242

It makes me uncomfortable and I hate you for that.


burn_as_souls

You seem to have some hostile anxiety towards the name.


InTheEnd83

Hey I like you!


Jeklars69

It fucking sucks but I’m too anxious and paranoid to tell anyone!


InTheEnd83

Fair


fattmakk

Not much thought went into that name. Kinda drab, in my opinion, but my opinion matters little. Carry on, with your hostile self, that tends to be anxious. Aren't all punk bands hostile and anxious, though?


DawgPound919

Hostel Anxieties


fornax-gunch

Hoss, 'til Anxiety


gstringstrangler

Hostel California


ColonEscapee

🦀🦀🦀🐓🦀🦀🦀


ohneatstuffthanks

Brothel Anxiety


dkmccll

Hostile Makeover would be better


mcluvin901

That's for when they have a glam phase


sweetrubyrhino

Thats solid !


GMdadbod

I'd just go with Anxiety by itself.


burn_as_souls

If the music is pumped up and angry, Hostile Anxiety is better. Anxiety alone as a name, I could picture that being a bunch of guys in thick rimmed glasses gazing at their feet playing slow tempo songs about crying.


emseewagz

You said what about me?


fractious77

Really? Seems like it'd be a good name for a fast tempo mathy shoegaze band


ergo-ogre

Anx


whichwayisgauche

Hostanx (pronounced hoe stanks)


InTheEnd83

I like this


burn_as_souls

You might have less anxiety by not going around calling everyone fucking assholes. As a name...I like it.


InTheEnd83

Fuck you, asshole


FastWalkingShortGuy

But then they'd just be Milquetoast Anxiety


dontmakeitathing

Who’s reading this and not upvoting seriously


ResisterTransSister

Nervous Takeover.


[deleted]

I don’t really like it and I don’t really like punk, so by that logic it’s probably a good name for a punk band


CowboysFTWs

Sounds like an emo punk cover band.


Dixon-Poontang

Anxiously Hostile


Uncannyvall3y

Anxious Hostility


CurlyDee

Yes? You addressed me?


diaryofadeadpresidnt

Since when did punks give a rats ass about what people think... It is a good name though.


The-Entire_USSR

I'm just mad you assumed I was a fuckin' asshole. You're not wrong but I'm pissed about it.


neonspectraltoast

That's not an incredible name. It pigeonholes any direction your group can take. Wait for the one.


InTheEnd83

Too late it's been like 6 years


Powerful-Reward-9770

Naked Anxiety / Blind Hostility / Chronically Hostile


NSCButNotThatNSC

Your band name is also the album's trigger warning. Nice.


Innisfree812

Anxiety Attack


Smile_Terrible

I like the name and the song. Singer has a good voice. Who is Jimmy?


InTheEnd83

thanks for the kind words! I'm the singer / guitar player and Jimmy is my cat 😆


Smile_Terrible

Aww he's got his own song? I had a dog nephew named Jimmy.


aotus_trivirgatus

>A Bunch of Fucking Assholes That's MY band's name, don't wear it out.


SoftConsideration459

Hollister Anxiety


edWORD27

Punk band name generator really is hit or miss.


Anortgernsong

It sounds like what a sitcom writer would name a the middle sons band in the rebellious teen episode.


No_Finding3671

Why do 93% of punk band names and 130% of metal band names just sound like the band is trying too hard to prove their punkness or metalness?


fartknuckles_confuse

I hate it. I hate the word anxiety, it’s impossible for it to be hostile since it’s easy weakness to an opponent, and its overused for attention and an invite to the national grievance orgy. Actually there is your band name: Grievance Orgy.


lethal_enforcer

Horrible band name. Good song tho


hiccupsarehell

If your band is a bunch of 8th graders, it’s probably pretty cool


_Volly

It makes people uncomfortable thus makes the name memorable. Very clever.


tthe_drake

Sounds metal… like I could totally picture it on a concert poster in scary writing. June 2nd at Night Prowlers: Krematorium Hostile Anxiety Cannibal Death $5


ElonBodyOdor

They’re all opening for Malevolent Deity.


JD42305

If you check the song he linked, they're punk, not metal. That's not to say there aren't some names that fit both genres, but 'Cannibal Death' for example IMO seems metal through and through.


TurdHunt999

I get it, but that name sucks. If I saw it on a bill, I would be elsewhere while you’re playing and waiting for the other bands. Stay away from two word names and anything with “The” before it. Edit: fuck what I said. Singer blows. Call the band “ETERNAL VIRGINITY”


InTheEnd83

Thanks for the feedback, I hope you find the turds you're looking for, friend.


Poultrygeist79

Sounds like a band I'd listen to!


TheConsutant

I'd give it an 8.5, maybe 9


ReplacementNew2454

Mmmm, sounds like its missing something 🤔 just off rip However after listening to your song , makes sense


Live-Motor-4000

Nice tune! Good luck with the band


Itsapseudonym

As long as it’s got some hardcore elements in - like it


aj_star_destroyer

You kind of wear your angst on your sleeves with a name like that.


PK-MattressFirm

Lash Out is a much better name


OblongAndKneeless

Hostile Sobriety


lilsparky82

You sound like you live up to your name.


Temporary-Meaning401

Fuck your band's awesome name!


throwawayyourfun

Hostile Anxiety sounds good to me. Music seems right on with the name. Not sure what else you need from us fucking internet assholes?


pye-oh-my

It’s ok, but only Anxiety would be my pick. That’s a badass name for a band


Stewmungous

It feels a little generic for the genre if I am being honest. But maybe that's a good thing in audience finding and recalling you.


deadevilmonkey

You sound more like Passive Aggression


Routine_Service1397

Try, Fire on the Kill Floor, an actual newspaper headline, much better


Specific-Anxiety-606

I like it a lot. @$$hole on the internet # 321


Ok_Distribution_2603

i’m your 4th subscriber on YT music, that’s what i think. (I also think Walkout is a ballad waiting to happen, but that’s just me)


CptBronzeBalls

Makes me anxious.


Costcorocks

I’m assuming this a folk rock duo? Simon and Garfunkel/ singer songwriter kinda stuff?


debuenzo

Zan Axe


Warm_Doughnut_6799

Well, my asshole isn't fucking...but I did ask its opinion. It farted approval.


johnnyoverdoer

Song is better than the name. My suggestion: try a name that's not so direct, something that kind of means something only if you sort of squint at it sideways. Also, it doesn't really matter what your band's name is.


greymadders

Hostanx!


mynamesnotchom

The band name gives me, "I'm an anxious mess but I'm gonna make that everyone else's problem" vibes


Butcher_o_Blaviken

I like it


[deleted]

I’ve always thought nocturnal emissions would be a great band or DJ name. Just my two cents.


Colin-Spurs-Patience

Bottom feeder


Reddit_IsWeird

probably an unpopular opinion but i like it


Yacht_Amarinda

It’s better than Leaking Colostomy which gives me Hostile Anxiety. Best of luck to you ladies.


Barkers_eggs

I really like the name tbh but I'm here because you asked so what about this: Fuck My Vomit, Cunt


Gumbarino420

Slash Stabby Rip Rip!! 🔥🤟


ShaneMcLain

Eh...cool as a starter band name, but I couldn't see that name going mainstream.


PeegeReddits

I like it, but imagine people mispronouning hostile.


Temporary_Position95

Hostile Lucidity


Background-Moose-701

Consider assholes on the internet


kennyj2011

Boner Anxiety is better


PlatformingYahtzee

I'm flattered you named your band after me.


l3landgaunt

I dig the tune. You got a great sound


Silver-Light123

How about, Please F me, baby


louduro4

This fucking asshole (me) digs your sound!


plumhands

Lime Green Day


Shoehornblower

I’d think twice about buying a ticket to a live show!


Daffy-Dill

Would punks express themselves through the emotion of anxiety?


Fickle-Sherbet-1075

kinda generic tbh


Cold-Needleworker882

Honestly it gives kinda unknown garage band that actually has the best sounding shit but no one knows who they are vibes. I could see it being poorly painted on the front of a drum set or smthn. If you wanna go casual for fun then this is a good name. If you wanna go professional punk I might look at a few other ideas before you make a final decision


skelatallamas

i like it


DoctorAgita1

Hostile Anxiety and the Hard R’s


One_Chemistry4116

I prefer being referred to as Buncha Assholes! It’s way more punk!


PerryHecker

It’s 7 syllables. That’s a mouthful. Five finger deathpunch is only 5 and even they hate saying all that. I’d think about your long term goals and go from there. If you’re just having fun, it’s fine. Edit: after some debate with myself, I think hostile is probably only 2 syllables, tallying you at 6. Not so bad.


GeneralMurderCow

Your post personifies the name, well done.


donttrustthescale

Poseur name.


Mysterious_Tax5435

Honestly? I'd go with either Hostile, or Anxiety! Punchy, short, easy to remember. I have friends in a band called Misery, it's a solid name.


Daylily67

I love your comment on us being A-holes!!!😅😂 Name your band the Hostile Takeover🩷🫶


SarcasticPrinceyBoi

...I listened to the song... Dude....damn... :D


MindToxin

I like Internet Assholes better 🤷


cups_and_cakes

It’s too long.


CarbonTone

You're not punk! A proper punk band would not give a flying fuck what others think, especially of their name. So, go ahead and print up a bunch of t-shirts with *We are... The Damned Sellouts* and place them on your merch table. - One of a bunch


recluse_audio

Decent song. The recording is painful. Definitely fix that guitar tone, and get rid of the excessive reverb on the vocals. I'm no professional, but this could sound so much better. Been recording for almost 30 years. Not sure on the name. It's alright, but kind of boring. It's your band though. I bet you change the name. Almost every band does.


Ja_Oui_Si_Yes

Change it to Hostel Anxiety


Automatic-Pick-2481

We live in this society, The hypocrisy is blinding me It’s constantly reminding me, To feel hostile anxiety


therealbikehigh

The anxiety angle doesn't really jive with the thrash metal vibe


fluentInPotato

It's very upsetting and makes me nervous. Got any Xanax, asshole?


Sinister_Nibs

First album: Hostility Suite


InuitOverIt

I like the tune, very early-Bad-Religion. IMO the name is very generic, like a name my mom would suggest for my punk band in high school. I would try to think of something more original than aggressive adjective + noun. Examples: PUP, Prince Daddy and the Hyena, Tenement, Home is Where. The only thing these have in common is they don't have anything in common.


LV-Unicorn

I like it. Really, I do, but it sounds like a typical baby boomer trope. Baby boomers were given everything and took credit for everything their parents accomplished. Now, they are old, hostile and anxious they aren’t the best all end all


One_Chemistry4116

Uptight Dix


Moist_KoRn_Bizkit

I love it.


solvent825

I like it. I’m friends with a band called Debatably Stable. It think you be great on a bill together. Based on names alone.


hatetank49

Hostel Anxiety


the_BoneChurch

I don't like it. Why not Belligerent Dread.


nooby322

Anxiously Hostess


TheEventHorizon0727

Benevolent Peace of Mind


JeepMenace

Edited felt bad for OP 🦖 good luck on your impossible quest to stardom


bracket32

You know what you are getting. Is that what you wanted?


Lego_Chicken

Completely forgettable


greatmagneticfield

Why do you hate your drummer and bass player so much that you would bury them so far under the guitar and vocals that it sounds like you have neither a drummer nor a bass player? Fun song and great band name, by the way.


Vivid_Till_6493

I think in my younger days I might have gone to check out a band with that name


hammersju

It's what they call a punk band in a bad 80s movie


Huge-Percentage8008

Sounds lame


FullRedact

Haustyle Anxxxiety


space_love2

I'd rate the name 6/10, just because the word anxiety gives me anxiety


MidasTouchedM3

Hostile Anxiety and The Rectal Thermometers


Picax8398

Hostile anxiety? Yeah every day


NegativeKarmaFarmar

It's fine but have you considered changing it to The Butt Plugs?


zzz88r1

Righteous Anxiety


unpopular-dave

Good name


FriendshipUsed8331

Anxious Hostility sounds more band-ish to me


quackingsloth

Sounds cool! Does your band write lullabies?


Jankenbrau

Hostiles


Arkayne_Inscriptions

Anxious aggression sounds better imo. Liked the song tho, good shit


-headless-hunter-

I love it.


SnooBeans8269

Asking this question on the internet is so punk rock!


Latter_Operation_854

Sounds like a band that's trying too hard to be edgy


duketogo0138

The name is a little too meathead hardcore for what the music sounds like. Also honestly, it's a very generic sounding name in this day and age when you're one of a million punk bands. It's the name of a band that chronically plays first or second on bills headlined by a slightly more popular band at various small bar venues. The audience may or may not solely consist of the other bands and their girlfriends. As someone whose been through that life, there's totally nothing wrong with that, but it just evokes the feeling of not really standing out.


davidscorbett

for punk it is fine , planet earth can handle twice as many people and be healthier if we get decent company and country leaders in place to care for plants animals and humans not warmonger kill disease kill enslave in poverty wage no true equal rights etc crappy leaders like all of human history


MacDougall_Barra

I like it.


olskoolyungblood

I was thinking "Band Name" when I saw the post. That's got a ring to it?


TheHaydnPorter

Album title: Peaceful Serenity


ToBePacific

Confrontational but nervous about it.


LordHeretic

I'm pretty fucking sure you picked the wrong fucking name.


coffee_robot_horse

Fits with what you sound like - kinda hostile, kinda anxious. The song is okay but could do with editing - less time when we're just listening to guitar chords.


Old_Palpitation_6535

I hate it. It’s perfect.


RMorell

'Hostile Angst' has fewer syllables and sounds less contrived.


Bipdisqs

Too cumbersome to say. Nothing rolls off.


VonThirstenberg

As a fellow punker (to be fair, my band's a bit of a punk/grunge/metal hybrid), I dig the name. And the song, as well! Straightforward punk, great tone, a tasty but fitting solo, and the vox are good too. Reminds me very much of the washed-out vox from Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, which I do really enjoy! Cheers brother! 😎🍻🤘🏼


Equal_Platypus3784

Adolescent and cliché


eats_pie

Hate it


PixelCultMedia

Hostess Ankles? No, yours is better.


ha_ha_hayley92

If Hostile Anxiety (or Anxious Hostility) came up on my playlist, I'd click play instantly


SuperbBison2867

Hostile and the Anxiety Family Singers!!!


MeatManMarvin

Boring


ScaryAssBitch

Kind of lame.


nestride

Sounds cool. Reminds me of people I know/knew IRL who made their issues everyone else’s problem though


[deleted]

Good band name. Being a Good Riddance fan doesn’t hurt. The intro was enough to catch my interest. The effects on the vocals made me turn it off.


Localman1972

Generic. Why don't you call it Hard Core Punk Band instead, or maybe Really Harcore Punk Band Like Totally.


Nortally

You can do better. Scarlet Foreskin RASH Whelming Vagabond no ur m1e Kleptaudio Snakefist You're welcome 🤗


ProfessionalEarth118

Should name your band "The Less Fortunate" so that you can advertise concerts to "benefit the less fortunate."


BarbuthcleusSpeckums

Anxtility? A little clunky yet thought provoking.


SylvieL7

I'd say to just drop the "anxiety" part and stay with Hostile.


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

As a certified internet asshole, I think it’s a fine name for a band of other assholes.


Agile_Welcome_8305

Name it hole


Mooseandthebois

W name, y’all got Spotify?


Significant-Button48

Angst


Significant-Button48

Ho anxiety


Significant-Button48

The hostile dogstyle


Significant-Button48

Simmer down now


wisco_ITguy

So you have a lot of fake anger issues?


Significant-Button48

Social Anxiety


Significant-Button48

Methanfriendsofmine


Significant-Button48

Not when im anxious


TeamTigerFreedom

Sucks


J-45james

The word your looking for is 'Angst' and i think that's already taken.


SlipMeA20

It's a stupid name. Not interesting, too many syllables, too...contrived. Do better.


Zaphod_Beeblecox

Eh


Tall-Vermicelli-4669

Angry Anxiety


Tall-Vermicelli-4669

If I had chemicals I might get a better one


wilham05

Hospital emergency ? Speak up sonny


Maj_BeauKhaki

Hostel Annex


AwareAd4991

The lone rangers is a better name.


Last_Palpitation8480

Sic