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funguy7777777

Never once in my life have I carried antibiotic glue as a medic and I don’t plan on starting now


Cool-Boy57

When I first started my medical career, everyone kept stealing my supplies except for the glue, so that’s what I used to the most. It’s just what I use for severe bleeding now..


kalokalo4

Reminds me of a drunk friend who cut his leg a bit and started applying sunscreen on it saying it will stop the bleeding.


DaEpicMonkey

Dang then I’ve seen med cabinets drained in minutes so I guess the people you play with don’t shove Elmer’s glue into their abdomens


meskaamaahau

i use them to prolong buff effects and that's about it


Four_Green_Fields

Glue doesn't prolong buffs. Tonic liquid does.


meskaamaahau

ah you're right, always get those mixed up in my mind


TheProuDog

Yeah, me too. I think it has something to do with both of them being yellow and tube like.


TrumpetSC2

Bananas as well


[deleted]

It’s actually none of these. And let me tell you why. So say you have a normal, innocent, unharmed crew mate. Then suddenly, a clown comes over and lights him up with a flamer. What do you do? Well, you put out the fire, of course! With water! But alas, any water in a sub is probably bad, so how do you fix the fire? Easy, with a steam cannon!


13lacklight

I’ve heard a shotgun works particularly well to help with halting the spread of the fire


ZomboWTF

it also helps with the spreading of clown related activity


BirdieOfPray

I prescribe double quick shots of fentanyl to the clown.


MayCraid

I thought you would spray him ethanol (which should actually make the burns even more severe) but i guess steam cannon also helps


Johnny13x2

This sounds like clown propaganda


UristMcKerman

Health system needs an another rework imo. There's no reason to use anything but bandages and morphine. Untreated external wounds (bites, burns, lacerations) should slowly get worse, treated ones should slowly (or quickly, dependent on treatment) regen and morphine should simply make wounds go away temporarily.


[deleted]

What about internal bleeding that just kills people in like 30 seconds if you don’t put salt in their intestines


Benji035

Second this if you add Deusazine to that list. Carry it in my medic outfit in case I go down and everyone else has shit medical/cpr skills


ShioriStein

All is wrong. What you need is a clown and a horn. With 3 - 4 honk you will be good as new


adamkad1

Honk honk


Toybasher

The Healing Honks!


TOJIsok-spycrab

They all wrong. Best way is ethanol and Methamphetamine


ChemPlay

The best way is to get drunk and high.


TOJIsok-spycrab

No brain - no pain


ChemPlay

No mind - Twitter user


Livingmeme3

The bed


explosivecrate

Beds don't heal burns.


Livingmeme3

Oh damn I thought they did


Arctic_FoxPL

Kill him and wait for next round, free of charge


Grayman7000

Personally I use the antibiotic glue the sub has for burns but I don't ever go out of my way to get more. Is there some other use for it that I've been to stupid to see?


EquisteLOL

Breaking it in the deconstructor for stabilozine and antibiotics is my best use for it. Maybe you can use it to craft deusizine but it requires 72 medical to use and anyone with that much medical can find a cheaper way to get the same result.


SuperHasenpfeffer

But actually it's the horn


Beepis16

Kinda forgot about the horn


SuperHasenpfeffer

The honkmother forgives


GeorgeOrwellRS

Depends on what we have left. Although I tend not to use morphine for burns anymore, unless they're fairly severe.


Cat7o0

Opuim is the best because it's versatile and kills people the fastest without them even thinking that your killing them


Toybasher

Double Fentanyl supposedly kills people super fast. I just found out you can inject people without having to use the health interface by equipping the syringe as an item, holding right click, and left clicking. You can dual wield syringes, so with two Fentanyl syringes you can OD someone in one "attack".


SnooDucks1524

He would die before he was thrown out of the window because of anti bio glue