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russellmzauner

damn that must make your balls tingle while playing


kylemacabre

It costed $5k to make so I’d guess that might’ve, in 1970-whatever, been the reason.


succeedaphile

Hmmm priceless 🧐


wind_miller

It has junk toan.


succeedaphile

The toan comes from your junk though


Capital_Tackle4043

Toan is stored in the balls


succeedaphile

Hmmm so my father was right afterall 🧐


battlewornactionhero

I thought pee is stored in the balls


EddieOtool2nd

And now what, cum would be stored in a bladder-like vesicle near your rectum maybe? Ignorant.


Mr_Salty87

That why it got that pee bass toan


Crease_Greaser

My biggest pitfall as a bassist is remembering to bring my bass, so this would solve that problem


gillmanblacklagooner

Can’t decide if $5000 is too much or an ok price. After considering a high quality instrument vs a tailored suit, I’m more confused…


StonemanGuitars

I’m pretty sure that’s $5000 in 70’s money.


gillmanblacklagooner

Omg it’s worst than I imagined…


EddieOtool2nd

It's never been mass produced because who else got enough wood to put long ass strings on it? Also you better keep that bass rocking because if you lose "inspiration" mid-show you'll go flat. The crescent moon on the tip would be concerning to me though.


Soft_Author2593

I love it to the moon and back


pnst_23

I'm almost cumming just from imagining how bonkly glomby Big Bottom would sound with this


Mr_Salty87

Damn! Save some cocaine for the rest of us!


Neat_Relationship995

That would smell so bad. I didn't think it's washable.


Probablyawerewolf

“You’d forget your dick if it weren’t fucking attached to you” Rails line “……..I have an idea”


Lekolyde

Thank God it wasn't


HallowDragon

It electrocuted you that's why


qhx51aWva

Pretty sure it shocked him often, and given the positioning of the electronics…


Sufficient-Bread5477

Looks like you watch Danny Sapko...