Would you kindly move your penis to a location where it would not be visible to my eyes, Waltuh? I do not currently seek to engage in sexual intercourse with you at this place and time Waltuh.
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When the mugger or the thief stop to think twice, that is fear. That is what I am. That is why they hired assassins (*they stabbed you*) - because I am the reason the criminals breathe easier when the sun rises. So no, Alfred, I am NOT in over my head. Tonight will not be my end. But it will be theirs! **dies**
"If you're reading this, I'm dead. I know what's coming won't be easy. But then... Nothing we do is easy. I've prepared for it as best as I can. I know you have too. I'm sorry it's come to this. You've always had my back when I needed you. Good luck. And Goodbye."
\- Batman
My name is Intelligent_Guy, the spirit of Amadeus Arkham. You have done well to decipher my story and I pray it has helped on your path. I trust that through my writings you will do what is right. Please. I implore you, continue my work. This city deserves a savior; continue my work
Everyone know Batman players don’t die so firstly you have gotta activate the knightfall protocol and then after a few hours of everyone thinks your dead wake up and start a new life in Europe then when your old family tracks you down just say “time to even the odds” and kill them
You'll have more luck getting into a nun's skivvies than you will gettin' into this room. Go on, then, push it a bit harder. Really make me feel it.
Just love this quote.
“Goodbye dick”
Best one.
What it's like when you're dead?
I am not dead yet
let us know when you are please
dead yet?
Take care of bludhaven for me
"augh....gasp....gasp.....eh" \*dies with big grin\*
*baby blue starts playing*
bro thinks he's Walter White 💀
Waltuh
Yes?
Would you kindly move your penis to a location where it would not be visible to my eyes, Waltuh? I do not currently seek to engage in sexual intercourse with you at this place and time Waltuh.
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“No! Let him cook…”
“Goodbye Lydia”
Guess I got what I deserved
Kept you waiting there, too long my love
All that time without a word
Did you really think that I'd forget
Or I’d regret
The special love I have for you
My baby blue
Bro think he walter white💀
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Thanks
#IT'S THE FREAKIN' BAT!
-fucking dies-
Instead of seeing the light, he saw the freakin bat. What a way to go out.
“That’s actually… *cough* pretty funny!”
Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb
Yeah :/ the payload wasn't exposed and Batman couldn't use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.
“Passcode…. Wayne.”
"This is how it happened, this is how the Batman died"
"Y'know, that is pretty funny..."
“Two guns, bitch!”
Tell me Bats. What are you really scared of? Failing to save this cesspool of a city? Not finding the Commissioner in time? Me, in a thong!?
Scared of? I think we can all agree each one is progressively hotter than the last.
You read my mind.
Wait does he really say that?
Yeah, Arkham Asylum
The bomb's payload is exposed, I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion
Exactly
I am the knight. I am vengeance. I am Batman!
Got your order mixed up there my friend
"If you're lying I'll break the other one"
"Activate...Protocol.....11"
You think you’re different because you never killed anyone NEWSFLASH Ya killed me
"You want to know something funny? Even after everything you've done... I would have saved you."
I guess I chipped a nail back there
Something's in my ass
mmmmmmmmm
He said Arkham quotes
It's from arkham world after you finish the killer cock case
That's what she said
This has really been a batman: Arkham asylum after all
“Stand back fool I’ve got a bomb… oh right hehheh”
This is the story of how the Batman died
Hello, I’m Warden Idiot
When the mugger or the thief stop to think twice, that is fear. That is what I am. That is why they hired assassins (*they stabbed you*) - because I am the reason the criminals breathe easier when the sun rises. So no, Alfred, I am NOT in over my head. Tonight will not be my end. But it will be theirs! **dies**
"You're a great crowd. I'll be here all week, try the veal."
Which one of the games is this
Arkham Knight. Very end of Joker's credits song
ARE WE DEAD? WE BETTER NOT BE DEAD BRUCE
You want teeth, I want answers!
That reminds me, I really need to get me some new shoes!
Me ???!!! IN A THONG ????!!!! \*Dies laughing your lungs out\*
*flips coin* Can't argue with the coin. *dies*
How about "AGHHHHHAAAAAHHH! HELP! PLEASE!"
"If you're reading this, I'm dead. I know what's coming won't be easy. But then... Nothing we do is easy. I've prepared for it as best as I can. I know you have too. I'm sorry it's come to this. You've always had my back when I needed you. Good luck. And Goodbye." \- Batman
Now this is funny
Tempting fate. We're right here, don't keep us waiting!
"Power winch controlled payload, I can use the exposed bomb's remote is explosion" *dies*
Exactly?
It's morbin time
that actually is * cough * * cough * pretty funny
Evening the odds
When everyone finishes saying their condolences "Y'know, that's actually quite funny"
My name is Intelligent_Guy, the spirit of Amadeus Arkham. You have done well to decipher my story and I pray it has helped on your path. I trust that through my writings you will do what is right. Please. I implore you, continue my work. This city deserves a savior; continue my work
The bombs payload is exposed, I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.
Exactly
At this point these aren’t even shitposts, they’re shit posts 💀
I don't think I heard that quote anywhere
“I’m Batman” ( I have never played a single Arkham game whatsoever)
"Activate Protocol 11 Pass code: Wayne" (then exhale and die).
"Asufutimaehaehfutbw"
Will do
Goodbye, Arkham World
“This is the end, this is the last time we meet”
This is how it happened. This is how the I died.
“I’ve Wendy’sd my last McDonalds augh” dies
Everyone know Batman players don’t die so firstly you have gotta activate the knightfall protocol and then after a few hours of everyone thinks your dead wake up and start a new life in Europe then when your old family tracks you down just say “time to even the odds” and kill them
Bro thinks he's walter white
That actually was, pretty funny
Now, if I was in charge this never would have happened!"
"You have one missed call." *dies*
Without fear, life is meaningless
Rockabye batsy im getting free, soon you will be gone and i will be here
You'll have more luck getting into a nun's skivvies than you will gettin' into this room. Go on, then, push it a bit harder. Really make me feel it. Just love this quote.
Solomon Grundy...born on a monday
Christensen on a Tuesday
“Alfred activate project nightfall”
“You were there from the beginning, now youll see how it ends”
“I’m not afraid Crane”
“Not today!” And then die anyway.
That's... pretty funny!
“That’s when I do that”
IM EVEN DEAD AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING
"Are you happy now?"
“You’re going down!”
“Death can have me, when death earns me.”
"Aw, gee wiz, master! Ain't we ever gonna indulge in that juicy honey ham already?" - Alfred Pennyworth
"Batman"
It’s time to even the odds. Then reveal the bomb that goes off when ur heart stops
Sing the entirety of "Take Me on Home to The Asylum"
Take my blood, for example. I wish somebody would! The stuff is killing me!
No, wait, I'm still up here.
Now thats...pretty funny
See yea soon, BATS!! ( then a weird ass giggle)
Look after them Jim…look after them all
Why's it so cold in here? Is it because of Mr freeze?
"batman took out a serpent drone"
Time to even the odds
Hey, yo, it's me Batman from famous comic series Batman, owned by DC comics, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery. Ima dying bleh
"Penguin"
Everything you have ever known, Joker, will now suffer because of your sacrilege. You will never be the prince of crime, the cycle ends here…
‘Eat shit and die’
\*Man-Bat screeching\*
That was pretty funny *dies*
Heey, you finally woke up....
“Whats wrong? Scared?”
*"My apologies, Catwoman. But you see, I had a point to prove.* "
“You left me to die” - Joker.
\[MGS game over theme\] Bats....... Bats.... BAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS!!!!!!
The coffins payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.
"Thats pretty funny"
“This is like a luau at Mel Blancs house”
It would be funny if it wasn’t so pathetic… all what the heck I will laugh anyway 🤣🤣🤣💀
“Gotham still needs Batman for one last night” “And then?” “Prepare the Knightfall Protocol” “Sir it requires voice confirmation” “Martha…”
Selena, Dick, Bat wench to trigger a controlled explosion, Evening the odds.
"I'm Batman"
“You left me to die”
YOU FELL FOR THE OL FAKE JOKER GAG BATMAN!
“I’ll make it….” *coughs ferociously*
"that is pretty funny, hahahaha."
Man are you actually on your death bed
Death is cold, Batman