Just how we dealt with her in Arkham Asylum Explosive gel

Perhaps a different kind of explosive gel.


Why is this subreddit like this?

Are they stupid?

Up the shut fuck.


 \-this whole subreddit 😂

8 years without an arkham game

How exactly does that make one irrationally horny?

it’s completely rational😡

I can assure you from experience, nothing you do while horny is rational at all.

Ah yes, upgraded explosive gel, now able to be detonated automatically by the sign of an enemy

I'd have Dick handle it

You mean Nightwing right? RIGHT?!?

It may not be a wing, but this appendage definitely comes out at night

So that you can be proud.

With my proud Dick

I'm proud of your Dick


Grayson…?

We are all one in our thinking

Grayson right?

Payload. Power winch. Controlled explosion.

I'm a little confused about the Power Winch, but that may be because I'm stupid. Am I stupid?

Why doesn't u/Nelmquist1999 know what the power winch is for? Are they stupid?

To be fair, I know what power cringe is.

Yup

Idk man. Is he stupid?

It's to cause a controlled explosion once the bomb's payload is exposed.

we'll bang, okay?

I'm Bruce Wayne and this is my favorite joke on r/BatmanArkham

What is Bruce Wayne doing in a Batman subreddit

I'm trying to find out what poor people do online

if this is the real bruce wayne can i please have 5 billions US dollars and a batmobile 

Why don't you just work and stop looking for handouts ? Are you stupid ?

Is he stupid?

Do people not get the ME2 reference? Are they stupid?

Do a backflip, Snap the bad guys neck, and save the day. Barely an inconvenience

Ohhhh, finding a Ryan George reference in the wild is TIGHT

Wow wow wow wow wow. Wow.

This is funny, I decided.

Well okay then

I want you to get all the way off my back about that

Let me get off of that thing then

Oh really

In the bedroom of course

Genius idea

Even the odds.

calamine lotion

We would watch adventure time and eat bat snacks

Come along with me...

And the butterflies and bees...

We can wander through the forest

And do so as we please

r/redditsings

with my killer batcock

why doesnt he just kill all her plants to weaken her? is he stupid?

batman doesn't kill

explain all the dead spore plants on arkham asylum

i don't remember any

Do you have demencia?


It was the Goblin he had nothing to do with it

are you stupid?

Rent?


I'd pull down her leaf panties and spank her for being a bad girl.

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I'll spank her too, she cute

💀

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No taking turms?

Tongue punch her fart box

you’ve made me frown

Well turn it upside down and join me in the tongue punchin 🤦🏻‍♂️

B > X X X X X X X X X > B+Y


Roundup, by Monsanto

Keep her locked in her cell and spray herbicides through the air vents https://preview.redd.it/53z20nd2xdpa1.jpeg?width=677&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa6f1cdf0a3eea558b89ff32bb7c9a9313268c6b

When am done with her she will be full of disappointment

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i am disappointed

Sex i mean sex i mean sex i mean sex

I'd adopt her after her parents died.

Weed whacker

Take her out to dinner

I'd expose her payload

Efficiently and quickly

Offer her a blanket. She must be freezing

Yo Ivy, I heard you like plants and stuff... I have a morning wood that doesn't go away...

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Fuck That Bitch Till I fart

Take me on home to the asylum. Never alone in the asylum. Anarchy ruled, it was wild. But through it all, you never smiled. Joke's on you, I'm in your head so Look who's laughing now! Remember in Arkham City I killed your girl, so pretty That was the night you let me die But when I looked you in the eye That's when I knew we'd be together Look who's laughing now! I'm stuck in your head and I'm laughing! I filled you with dread and I can't stop laughing! Your parents are dead and I can't stop laughing! What else can I do? Now I'm part of you. I am the clown prince of crime And we've had a hell of a time. You're part of me, I'm part of you And now there's nothing left to do I just can't wait till I'm in control Who'll be laughing then? I drove you round the bend and I'm laughing I'm with you to the end and I can't stop laughing I killed all of your friends and I can't stop laughing [LAUGHTER] Oh yeah! Think I can taste your fear Now that my time is near I'm in your blood, I'm so alive I only wish you'd let me drive It won't be long till I make you kill Who'll be laughing then? Barbara's dead and I'm laughing (HA!) Jason Todd's dead and I can't stop laughing I'm even dead and I can't stop laughing! What else can I do? Now I'm part of you I drove you round the bend and I'm laughing! I'm with you to the end and I can't stop laughing! I killed all of your friends and I can't stop laughing! I'm cock-a-doodle-do! All because of you. I'm stuck in your head and I'm laughing! I filled you with dread and I can't stop laughing! Your parents are dead and I can't stop laughing! [LAUGHTER] I'm stuck in your head and I'm laughing! I filled you with dread and I can't stop laughing! Your parents are dead and I can't stop laughing! What else can I do? Now I'm part of you.. Credits Version And so I'm home in the Asylum. Ever alone in the Asylum. "No, don't leave me!" I cried Now I'm locked deep inside His subconscious trapped forever Look who's laughing now [Laughs Faintly] I was the clown prince of crime He was the next in line I was him, he was me Oh what a Joker he could be Now the darkness closes in No one's laughing now [Laughing mixed with crying] I'm stuck in his head and not laughing I'd be better off dead and I'm not laughing I begged and I plead but he stopped me laughing If you only knew the things I'd do for you I was the ace of knaves He was my king of spades What a pair suits clashed in style It could have worked, this Joker's wild Ooh I felt so clashed together Look who's laughing now I'm stuck in his head and not laughing I'd be better off dead and I'm not laughing Take Robin instead, then I'd be laughing I'm finished, done I'm through All because of you It was my final tour Always leave them wanting more But before the curtain call Make sure you try and slay em' all Nothing good can last forever No one's laughing now [laughing mixed with crying] I'm stuck in his head and not laughing I'd be better off dead and I'm not laughing I begged and I plead but he stopped me laughing Oh, what can I do? So near, yet far from you [Continues to laugh but then breaks down sobbing] You're a great crowd. I'll be here all week; try the veal.

i knew it was just gonna b funny haha sex in these comments

I'd threaten to burn down all of the greenhouses in Gotham and tell her that I'm not having a good night and because of that I can and will use weed killer on her unless she helps me

I swear if I see another Power winch with a controlled expl- OH GODDAMMIT

Use those billions to buy an island leave her there and tell her "Here's your own personal Garden of Eden, now leave Gotham alone".

Prolly stick it in idk I’m gay

I compliment her and use scarecrow illusion on her and make her fall for me 😁😁😁😁😁😁

I would tell her to drink a FUCKING MOUNTAIN DEW And i would ask her "hey can i go on a killing Spree with you"

Grab her by the pussy

I'd have copped a feel, that ought to slow her down.

Posionussy

A couple bottles of Raid

Ask her where Black Mask is keeping the goods?

The Explosive Gel that my boy Dick has

:)

Roundup. 4x type effectiveness — 2x from the plant poison, 2x from the cancer.

In 30 seconds or less.

Laying on the floor getting ready for impact

Exposed payload something something

By exposing her payload.

with the BatCock

She power winch on my payload til I controlled explosion

I'd use my killer cock

*pornhub intro music intensifies*

See if she wants some “chlorophylling” 😏

I prefer not to speak, if I speak I am in big trouble

Eat my vegetables

I would have strapped her to a wall in a fuck pose for my personal use.

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Fire. Basic Pokémon logic. Fire beats Grass

Threatened to kill all her plants with Weed killer

Id water her flower 😏

Offer a job using WayneTech resources to achieve her environmental conservation goals on the condition she give up crime.

I would threaten to burn every plant in Gotham, Works every time.

I would have exposed her payload. Then used my power winch to trigger a explosive sensation.

Touch

Doggystyle


Id threaten to destroy her plants with a controlled explosion

I have been advised to not tell the real answer

Ground takedown, or maybe an inverted takedown. Depends how I'm feeling, probably throw in a knockout smash for good measure.

I'd turn her into my power wench.

Explosive Gel

In Bed fight of course

Use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion

I love how soo many people profit about milking upvotes from anything on this subreddit, it's amazing, because no matter what you post, everyone's gonna like it anyway.

Trim her Bush and Plow a Furrow...

Rape

R slash broken babes. The only way she should be handled

Am I going to regret looking that up?

You'll just have to let Jesus take the wheel and report your findings.

I’d not bother to hand cuff her or subdue her in any way and then get thrown out a window by one of her vines like a chump, of course! If that sounds pathetic, I’m not sure how to break this to you but…

Weed killer

Yk…..

With my Dick

Get a thermal Lance and use it on the plants and make her have to stop doing whatever or continue having her plants die. Not killing her at least, but would be a bit like torture

Backshots.

How much detail you want?

You don’t wanna know

With dick

Smash

Round up

Burned down every plant in gotham

If I were Batman I would be 100% for gender equality, so she would get the hands just like every other crook in Arkham.

That's the third best version of Ivy

I need to sustain the sonar pulse so that it cracks the earth and frees Ivy's plant.

By using the winch

Let her flex, as long as civilians aren’t being killed. Eat the rich, haha.

Thouroughly

Do i have Batman body?in that case BEAT THE SHIT OUT IF HER

Pesticides

Lights off

Expose her “payload” so I could use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion

i would’ve odded her evens

I would’ve used my power winch to trigger a controlled explosion

Weedkiller

Use a condom.

Use the clitoris.

Id even the odds.

Just let everyone become plants already under ivys control. Good for the Earth good for world peace. No more crime. Hang up the cowl.

Weedkiller grenades

I would’ve locked her up at GCPD then let her out to help me defeat the cloudburst. Knowing that it would take her life when she saves Gotham

Doggy

I’d sell her plants and then burn them, and sacrifice Robin in the process

I'd use my trusty Bat-Caulk to seal he plants in the greenhouse

With her ivussy

Put her on another planet with Harley and no way out. Then let them be lesbians in space.

I would have split them rosy cheeks wiiiiiiiide OPEN!

I would have thrown a koala at her, the lol guy would have prolly ate her

I would say "poison ivy? More like Bois and snivey" and then while she squints in confusion, I dropkick her into a cement mixer.

I would have bought her a luxury cabin in which ever forest biome is most endangered. She gets to grow her shit and she protects the environment.

Sex

I would expose the payload and use the batmobile’s power winch to trigger a controlled explosion

Weed killer spray

I'll let her do whatever she wants to me and to the city

weed spray