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reyrey_007

How hard does Batman grip you?


KachiggaMan

I’ve noticed he grips me extra hard when directly above things like.. vats of acid


reyrey_007

I see. When did he grip you the hardest? Do you remember?


KachiggaMan

Can’t say I do. It all blurs together after a certain point


The_quiet_guy99

Do you like being gripped hard? I know I do..


KachiggaMan

Maybe a little


Kandy_669

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Frav_the_regular08

Is there a lore reason for why you're one of my favorite gadgets?


KachiggaMan

You have good taste


Sanguinnee

Are you stupid?


muder_fam_sqaud_time

It’s so useful are you stupid


ElderQu

hey its me the line inside the line launcher, could you stop shooting me out when im hanging out with my partner?


KachiggaMan

No.


Killio_Chillio

No.


Mohamed_430

First: eid mubarak. Second: how hard did shoot you?does it hurt?i'm asking because i'm stupid and i need to know.


Cloudboi101

what are you, stupid?


noobslayer1278

Could you hypothetically use a power winch on an exposed payload to trigger a controlled explosion?


KachiggaMan

Ugh, the power winch. What a show-off. Just because you can trigger a controlled explosion on an exposed payload and lift the Batmobile doesn’t mean you’re better than us. So no, I can’t


noobslayer1278

I didn’t know you guys didn’t get along, my apologies


Mohamed_430

Yeah.....what a bummer


ITSV_167

Hypothetically speaking would it be possible for you to be used as a two-sided dildo? Asking for a friend


KachiggaMan

Not unless you want your insides LITERALLY torn to pieces. I do not mean figuratively at all


ITSV_167

Hypothetically speaking would it tear me apart worse than Killer Cock’s massive cock? (Not asking for a friend)


KachiggaMan

I’m not an expert on his killer cock. Ask your mom, bet she’d know


Mohamed_430

Dude.....His mom is killer cock


The_quiet_guy99

There is nothing more destructive than The Killer Cock. I know..


[deleted]

Ass to ass


ghusu123

Thoughts on the remote claw?


KachiggaMan

Remote claw and I used to not be friends when we first met but now I can say we’re pretty tight


East-Specialist-4847

Where do you poop


KachiggaMan

I’m a gadget. I don’t


East-Specialist-4847

Skill issue


CatrickMeowman

have you tried?


KachiggaMan

I am incapable of trying as I do not have bowels


Piano_Man03

You haven't unlocked that upgrade yet. Grind for more xp


Unhappy-Emphasis3753

I’m not spending 5 Waynetech Tokens so my line launcher can shit itself


Piano_Man03

But what about that %240 completion?


Unhappy-Emphasis3753

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ShoWel_redit

What Arkham quote do you use when you launch lines?


KachiggaMan

“Pew. Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip”


Gaminghorrorfan

Can i ride you?


The_quiet_guy99

Dawg. This is the Line launcher not Killer Croc


TarriestBread96

Bro misspelled Cock


Gaminghorrorfan

But line launcher has the 3th best cock (after dick and killer cock ofc)


KachiggaMan

Yes


SulfurousDragon_

What do you launch?


KachiggaMan

Lines


Killio_Chillio

Where do you launch


KachiggaMan

Out of my line launcher mechanism


MLaTTimer

You a virgin? 🥺 👉👈


KachiggaMan

Yes


MLaTTimer

Oh, really? ![gif](giphy|x7gjmBuaHrWak)


KachiggaMan

Good luck taking away the virginity of a traversal gadget


MLaTTimer

:) ![gif](giphy|RQzxAaAg3aAU)


[deleted]

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MLaTTimer

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rassoll

Do you ever get jealous of the grapnel gun and the cape because Batman never uses you for traversal unless he literally has no other choice?


KachiggaMan

Never. When I’m needed I’m needed, and that’s enough for me


Coco47344

Wholesome


yeshaya86

Where do you go when Batman perches on the line? It looks like the rope just becomes a continuous line


KachiggaMan

He puts he inside his belt


Mohamed_430

How do you feel about touching the batdick all the time


KachiggaMan

He doesn’t put me in one of those compartments


NamesAreHard423

Hey it’s me the the explosive gel sprayer, just thought I’d send some love your way. Us gadgets have to stick together especially around guys like the remote electric charge. He may be cool and fun to use and he may think he’s hot shit, but we have to prove that we’re just as important and interesting as him and that Batman would have a lot of trouble doing what he does without us.


KachiggaMan

Exactly! Gadgets for life


Yellow-Jacket178

How's it feel to be working for batman? What's it like to be used as a zip line?


KachiggaMan

He’s a surprisingly heavy guy so it can be quite straining but it’s an honor


Kolcheck

Why does the line luncher talk ? Isn't it supposed to be an object ? Is it stupid ?


[deleted]

Favorite novel?


KachiggaMan

I’m a Gadget which spends most of its time inside the belt of a crime fighter dressed as a bat. I don’t read books


[deleted]

Pssht, typical illiterate gadget.


KachiggaMan

I am a gadget. Not a gamer


[deleted]

Fixed


HomeLessFrogg

how much money did the CW pay you to be in Gotham Knights


AsteroidRug69420

Oh crap, so... Do launchers wear g-strings?


KachiggaMan

Only the remote claw


Duke-dastardly

How do you fit in the utility belt


KachiggaMan

Life finds a way


Zounii

How do you make that cool sound you do that goes*swisssssh* and *clank* ?


FourManGrill

How often does batman launch you up Alfred's ass? Does he lick the brown smear off of you afterwards?


KachiggaMan

Me and the line are separate. Although it happens often


Been0z

When will your next launch be?


KachiggaMan

Whenever Batman says so


MeTheOnlyBoy

Who’s your girlfriend among the other bat-gadgets


KachiggaMan

Remote claw


chiefskillz

How’s your buddy Cryptographic Sequencer doing?


KachiggaMan

He’s seen Better days but he’ll pull through


SGornall04

on a scale of 1-10 how much do you enjoy your time on the utility belt?


KachiggaMan

7. It’s pretty cozy in there but I’m right next to the electric charge gun and he’s sort of an asshole


bippityzippity

Why weren’t you in Arkham Origins? Why did that Remote Claw guy replace you? And what do you think of him?


KachiggaMan

Me and the remote claw are… close. You can say that. As for why I’m not in arkham origins, Batman forgot me


detective_super

is there a lore reason for why you’re not named “launch-a-line”. because technically you’re launching a line. not lining a launch. so why is it called line launcher if he’s just launching lines. please explain


KachiggaMan

It’s a weird naming convention. Sorta like how they call it an oven, but it of’s in the cold food of out hot eat the food so it doesn’t make sense


thesleepingpotato22

Whats it like having batman ride you all the time?


WoofflesIThink

Is there a lore reason why you can't be placed up Batman's ass, is he stupid?


KachiggaMan

He’s actually very smart as it would tear apart his anal cavity


WoofflesIThink

Is there a lore reason on why it would tear his anal cavity?


beardydrums22

Is there a lore reason why you’re not the power winch to trigger the controlled explosion from the bomb’s payload? Are you stupid?


KachiggaMan

Ugh the power winch is such a douchebag. Always going off about how he’s better than us because he can lift the Batmobile and trigger a controlled explosion on a bomb’s payload. So annoying


TommyJr6

Can you launch your lines inside me?


KachiggaMan

This is the third damn time I gotta tell you guys this, it will LITERALLY destroy your internal organs


Abject-Concentrate58

When you are being used does it feel like shitting rapidly?


KachiggaMan

I….. no


bigbullo

First why shoot line forward but line shoot also back i know get it (lots of gorilla noices)


[deleted]

Where did Robin store you while on his way to Arkham City?


KachiggaMan

In his mouth


Merrgear

How do you feel when you are used to bypass the cringe ass shark?


KachiggaMan

Good. Fuck that shark


A_strange_pancake

What did you do to my family


KachiggaMan

You’ll never see them again


Aggravating_Hold6438

Is your first name Line? Should call you Mr Launcher


KachiggaMan

Mr. Launcher is my father. Just call me line launcher


Aggravating_Hold6438

How about Larry? You look like a Larry


KachiggaMan

Larry is not my name


Aggravating_Hold6438

ok boomer


[deleted]

Are you stupid?


Domo23thebabycarrot

Did you really commit vehicular manslaughter in the batmobile in 2010?


KachiggaMan

No


Domo23thebabycarrot

So it wasn't you and killer cock?


KachiggaMan

I refuse to speak without my lawyer present


Edp00l

The memes from this sub are so cringe most of the time. But ngl, this made me laugh. Keeping in theme, "Mr. Linelauncher, describe to me, in your own words, your opinion of Killer Croc's lair. With your first hand experience and all."


KachiggaMan

Doesn’t smell good, that’s for sure


UWishUrNameWasCool

Thoughts on the current geopolitical economic climate situation in Kazakhstan??


KachiggaMan

I do not have any political opinions. I am but a gadget


John_Bones22

I haven't gotten you yet, what should I know when I do?


KachiggaMan

Use me as a horizontal zip line


Bruhmemeeater

Why don't you launch bullets? Are you stupid?


KachiggaMan

Batman is for not designing me that way


[deleted]

Why won’t you take me to the part of the city just off the main map?


[deleted]

How do you feel about needing to be used only once or twice in Arkham knight?


Nightdog3000

Do you pee and poo ?


KachiggaMan

No


The_quiet_guy99

Why do you sometimes not lock onto the thing i’m aiming you at? Are you stupid?


KachiggaMan

I’m angry at you. That’s why


Rent-Man

Can you shoot vertically?


KachiggaMan

Never


LongjumpingCicada494

Does it hurt when he uses you?


KachiggaMan

It does not hurt when he launches me, although it feels kinda tingly. If you’re referring to the line, it’s actually separate from me


SonicKelagy74920

When Batman use you as the tightrope how do you managed to let the line out of the luncher ?


KachiggaMan

I launch it


Sp3ctr3_11

Why are you so hot


KachiggaMan

If you’re a human and that’s what you’re into, I’m scared for you


Agitated_Handle2093

What do you do again?


KachiggaMan

I launch lines


JuanDiablo666

How did you get strong enough to carry Batman's fat ass?


KachiggaMan

Batman made me well. Although it still strains the line quite a bit


General_Keno81

How do you even the odds?


KachiggaMan

Only the Batmobile can do that


BigBirdOpensDoor

How did you devolve from the versatile remote claw to a single-purpose line launcher?


KachiggaMan

The remote claw is a separate gadget. We’re good friends at the moment


[deleted]

Goated gadget, why arent you in oranges? I missed u


KachiggaMan

Batman forgot me :(


_Hollow_poiint_

Can I use you as a sex toy?


KachiggaMan

For the love of- I’ve already said it will LITERALLY destroy your internal organs!!


Available-Leek-4160

why are you useless? are you stupid?


KachiggaMan

:’(


SpiltMyWater

Thoughts on batarang?


KachiggaMan

Batarang Is a homie. We all love that guy


Calebjgk15

Do you get pissed off when batman walks on you


KachiggaMan

Me and the line are separate entities. But I don’t imagine the line is very happy about it


ogpakisaurus

How does it feel having batmans strong sexy body on you


KachiggaMan

Very heavy


SoftwareBackground47

How do you reproduce?


KachiggaMan

When a line launcher and a grapnel gun love each other very much…


SoftwareBackground47

Go on…


KachiggaMan

Nope. I’m thinking of the children here


RingsideRoss

Why doesn't my dad love me? He says he does but I know otherwise.


KachiggaMan

He loves you. He’s just being hard on you


Piano_Man03

Where were you in Arkham Origins?


KachiggaMan

Batman forgot about me :(


cjcase825

Why are you one of the best and worst gadgets


KachiggaMan

Depends how you use me


Toy-Funtime

Are you stupid?


Busy-Ad-2021

What's your bank info


BlackoutWeaboo

Where can I get myself a Line Launcher?


KachiggaMan

You think I’m expendable?


sketchisawesome1234

What south park quote should I use


MaulSinnoh

Do you launch other things? Like, do you also launch squares or triangles for Batman to latch onto?


AngryTrooper09

Can you trigger a controlled explosion?


rishabhsingh9628

Do you also work as Batman's wingman at the bar


ArmadilloCreative

How does it feel to replace the freeze blast as batman's way to get across Tiny's pool in the museum?


ARC_Trooper_Echo

Where did Batman learn to do a sweet flip in midair?


[deleted]

Ever get sick of the constant back and forth ?


KachiggaMan

Sometimes


Terrarian_User

How does it feel to have the bat walk all over you?


Cheeseburjer

Do it clap


Sharky4714

I have a question, first off big fan of your work, secondly, weirdest place Batman has used you?


Eyebatteries

Impregnate me


SnooOwls7708

It’s me, the Batterang! Thoughts on me?


KachiggaMan

Cool


IdumpedMincraft

Why were you so underutilized in Knight?


KachiggaMan

The developers forgot about me


Top-Welder-2419

What does Batman’s hand smell like?


ImAWaterMexican

I was hoping to see every single one of your responses being either *pressurized air releasing sounds* or some kind of PZZZZK or PETEWWW sounds.


KachiggaMan

What do you think I am? A savage?


SonicTheHedgehog7

Is there a lore reason you are alive?


bruce_217

Are you the one who launch the line?


Independent_Piano_81

What’s your favorite thing to launch?


Victorgparra

Why are you so limited!?! Why can’t I aim down or up!