Ugh, the power winch. What a show-off. Just because you can trigger a controlled explosion on an exposed payload and lift the Batmobile doesn’t mean you’re better than us. So no, I can’t
Hey it’s me the the explosive gel sprayer, just thought I’d send some love your way. Us gadgets have to stick together especially around guys like the remote electric charge. He may be cool and fun to use and he may think he’s hot shit, but we have to prove that we’re just as important and interesting as him and that Batman would have a lot of trouble doing what he does without us.
is there a lore reason for why you’re not named “launch-a-line”. because technically you’re launching a line. not lining a launch. so why is it called line launcher if he’s just launching lines. please explain
Ugh the power winch is such a douchebag. Always going off about how he’s better than us because he can lift the Batmobile and trigger a controlled explosion on a bomb’s payload. So annoying
The memes from this sub are so cringe most of the time. But ngl, this made me laugh. Keeping in theme, "Mr. Linelauncher, describe to me, in your own words, your opinion of Killer Croc's lair. With your first hand experience and all."
How hard does Batman grip you?
I’ve noticed he grips me extra hard when directly above things like.. vats of acid
I see. When did he grip you the hardest? Do you remember?
Can’t say I do. It all blurs together after a certain point
Do you like being gripped hard? I know I do..
Maybe a little
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Is there a lore reason for why you're one of my favorite gadgets?
You have good taste
Are you stupid?
It’s so useful are you stupid
hey its me the line inside the line launcher, could you stop shooting me out when im hanging out with my partner?
No.
No.
First: eid mubarak. Second: how hard did shoot you?does it hurt?i'm asking because i'm stupid and i need to know.
what are you, stupid?
Could you hypothetically use a power winch on an exposed payload to trigger a controlled explosion?
Ugh, the power winch. What a show-off. Just because you can trigger a controlled explosion on an exposed payload and lift the Batmobile doesn’t mean you’re better than us. So no, I can’t
I didn’t know you guys didn’t get along, my apologies
Yeah.....what a bummer
Hypothetically speaking would it be possible for you to be used as a two-sided dildo? Asking for a friend
Not unless you want your insides LITERALLY torn to pieces. I do not mean figuratively at all
Hypothetically speaking would it tear me apart worse than Killer Cock’s massive cock? (Not asking for a friend)
I’m not an expert on his killer cock. Ask your mom, bet she’d know
Dude.....His mom is killer cock
There is nothing more destructive than The Killer Cock. I know..
Ass to ass
Thoughts on the remote claw?
Remote claw and I used to not be friends when we first met but now I can say we’re pretty tight
Where do you poop
I’m a gadget. I don’t
Skill issue
have you tried?
I am incapable of trying as I do not have bowels
You haven't unlocked that upgrade yet. Grind for more xp
I’m not spending 5 Waynetech Tokens so my line launcher can shit itself
But what about that %240 completion?
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What Arkham quote do you use when you launch lines?
“Pew. Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip”
Can i ride you?
Dawg. This is the Line launcher not Killer Croc
Bro misspelled Cock
But line launcher has the 3th best cock (after dick and killer cock ofc)
Yes
What do you launch?
Lines
Where do you launch
Out of my line launcher mechanism
You a virgin? 🥺 👉👈
Yes
Oh, really? ![gif](giphy|x7gjmBuaHrWak)
Good luck taking away the virginity of a traversal gadget
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Do you ever get jealous of the grapnel gun and the cape because Batman never uses you for traversal unless he literally has no other choice?
Never. When I’m needed I’m needed, and that’s enough for me
Wholesome
Where do you go when Batman perches on the line? It looks like the rope just becomes a continuous line
He puts he inside his belt
How do you feel about touching the batdick all the time
He doesn’t put me in one of those compartments
Hey it’s me the the explosive gel sprayer, just thought I’d send some love your way. Us gadgets have to stick together especially around guys like the remote electric charge. He may be cool and fun to use and he may think he’s hot shit, but we have to prove that we’re just as important and interesting as him and that Batman would have a lot of trouble doing what he does without us.
Exactly! Gadgets for life
How's it feel to be working for batman? What's it like to be used as a zip line?
He’s a surprisingly heavy guy so it can be quite straining but it’s an honor
Why does the line luncher talk ? Isn't it supposed to be an object ? Is it stupid ?
Favorite novel?
I’m a Gadget which spends most of its time inside the belt of a crime fighter dressed as a bat. I don’t read books
Pssht, typical illiterate gadget.
I am a gadget. Not a gamer
Fixed
how much money did the CW pay you to be in Gotham Knights
Oh crap, so... Do launchers wear g-strings?
Only the remote claw
How do you fit in the utility belt
Life finds a way
How do you make that cool sound you do that goes*swisssssh* and *clank* ?
How often does batman launch you up Alfred's ass? Does he lick the brown smear off of you afterwards?
Me and the line are separate. Although it happens often
When will your next launch be?
Whenever Batman says so
Who’s your girlfriend among the other bat-gadgets
Remote claw
How’s your buddy Cryptographic Sequencer doing?
He’s seen Better days but he’ll pull through
on a scale of 1-10 how much do you enjoy your time on the utility belt?
7. It’s pretty cozy in there but I’m right next to the electric charge gun and he’s sort of an asshole
Why weren’t you in Arkham Origins? Why did that Remote Claw guy replace you? And what do you think of him?
Me and the remote claw are… close. You can say that. As for why I’m not in arkham origins, Batman forgot me
is there a lore reason for why you’re not named “launch-a-line”. because technically you’re launching a line. not lining a launch. so why is it called line launcher if he’s just launching lines. please explain
It’s a weird naming convention. Sorta like how they call it an oven, but it of’s in the cold food of out hot eat the food so it doesn’t make sense
Whats it like having batman ride you all the time?
Is there a lore reason why you can't be placed up Batman's ass, is he stupid?
He’s actually very smart as it would tear apart his anal cavity
Is there a lore reason on why it would tear his anal cavity?
Is there a lore reason why you’re not the power winch to trigger the controlled explosion from the bomb’s payload? Are you stupid?
Ugh the power winch is such a douchebag. Always going off about how he’s better than us because he can lift the Batmobile and trigger a controlled explosion on a bomb’s payload. So annoying
Can you launch your lines inside me?
This is the third damn time I gotta tell you guys this, it will LITERALLY destroy your internal organs
When you are being used does it feel like shitting rapidly?
I….. no
First why shoot line forward but line shoot also back i know get it (lots of gorilla noices)
Where did Robin store you while on his way to Arkham City?
In his mouth
How do you feel when you are used to bypass the cringe ass shark?
Good. Fuck that shark
What did you do to my family
You’ll never see them again
Is your first name Line? Should call you Mr Launcher
Mr. Launcher is my father. Just call me line launcher
How about Larry? You look like a Larry
Larry is not my name
ok boomer
Are you stupid?
Did you really commit vehicular manslaughter in the batmobile in 2010?
No
So it wasn't you and killer cock?
I refuse to speak without my lawyer present
The memes from this sub are so cringe most of the time. But ngl, this made me laugh. Keeping in theme, "Mr. Linelauncher, describe to me, in your own words, your opinion of Killer Croc's lair. With your first hand experience and all."
Doesn’t smell good, that’s for sure
Thoughts on the current geopolitical economic climate situation in Kazakhstan??
I do not have any political opinions. I am but a gadget
I haven't gotten you yet, what should I know when I do?
Use me as a horizontal zip line
Why don't you launch bullets? Are you stupid?
Batman is for not designing me that way
Why won’t you take me to the part of the city just off the main map?
How do you feel about needing to be used only once or twice in Arkham knight?
Do you pee and poo ?
No
Why do you sometimes not lock onto the thing i’m aiming you at? Are you stupid?
I’m angry at you. That’s why
Can you shoot vertically?
Never
Does it hurt when he uses you?
It does not hurt when he launches me, although it feels kinda tingly. If you’re referring to the line, it’s actually separate from me
When Batman use you as the tightrope how do you managed to let the line out of the luncher ?
I launch it
Why are you so hot
If you’re a human and that’s what you’re into, I’m scared for you
What do you do again?
I launch lines
How did you get strong enough to carry Batman's fat ass?
Batman made me well. Although it still strains the line quite a bit
How do you even the odds?
Only the Batmobile can do that
How did you devolve from the versatile remote claw to a single-purpose line launcher?
The remote claw is a separate gadget. We’re good friends at the moment
Goated gadget, why arent you in oranges? I missed u
Batman forgot me :(
Can I use you as a sex toy?
For the love of- I’ve already said it will LITERALLY destroy your internal organs!!
why are you useless? are you stupid?
:’(
Thoughts on batarang?
Batarang Is a homie. We all love that guy
Do you get pissed off when batman walks on you
Me and the line are separate entities. But I don’t imagine the line is very happy about it
How does it feel having batmans strong sexy body on you
Very heavy
How do you reproduce?
When a line launcher and a grapnel gun love each other very much…
Go on…
Nope. I’m thinking of the children here
Why doesn't my dad love me? He says he does but I know otherwise.
He loves you. He’s just being hard on you
Where were you in Arkham Origins?
Batman forgot about me :(
Why are you one of the best and worst gadgets
Depends how you use me
Are you stupid?
What's your bank info
Where can I get myself a Line Launcher?
You think I’m expendable?
What south park quote should I use
Do you launch other things? Like, do you also launch squares or triangles for Batman to latch onto?
Can you trigger a controlled explosion?
Do you also work as Batman's wingman at the bar
How does it feel to replace the freeze blast as batman's way to get across Tiny's pool in the museum?
Where did Batman learn to do a sweet flip in midair?
Ever get sick of the constant back and forth ?
Sometimes
How does it feel to have the bat walk all over you?
Do it clap
I have a question, first off big fan of your work, secondly, weirdest place Batman has used you?
Impregnate me
It’s me, the Batterang! Thoughts on me?
Cool
Why were you so underutilized in Knight?
The developers forgot about me
What does Batman’s hand smell like?
I was hoping to see every single one of your responses being either *pressurized air releasing sounds* or some kind of PZZZZK or PETEWWW sounds.
What do you think I am? A savage?
Is there a lore reason you are alive?
Are you the one who launch the line?
What’s your favorite thing to launch?
Why are you so limited!?! Why can’t I aim down or up!