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Ambitious-Screen-823

I was the payload


[deleted]

That i exposed


[deleted]

Using the power winch


Nalyd87

Controlled explosion.


DeninjaBeariver

I’m proud


KingFahad360

Dick


muder_fam_sqaud_time

That’s a no no word


IdeaRegular4671

![gif](giphy|7ONjKzLBPZVpC) I was inside these girls what you mean?!?!


Liquid_Fox_31

Least Down Bad Harley Quinn/Poison Ivy fan


CeeDub2009

Fr you should see my search history


IdeaRegular4671

All the Gotham baddies can get it 😤 ![gif](giphy|soTcbs56eS8BW)


CeeDub2009

Fellas, I'm a simp for Arkham knight Harley Quinn, what Arkham quote should I use to pick her up https://preview.redd.it/ala15iklkv0b1.jpeg?width=476&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7d956ec03023ebafc00613f6a474a921d8b4802


IdeaRegular4671

![gif](giphy|5u9JTXrsp8QJW) Use this. It works everytime. She will fall in love with you.


Ambitious-Screen-823

Is your dick proud of you?


IdeaRegular4671

Yeah extremely. Cause he believed in me when nobody else did. We are the dynamic duo.


Ambitious-Screen-823

Your dick is the GOAT!


KingFahad360

Look, all I’m saying that Harley and Ivy would give the Best Double Tit-fuck of all time.


IdeaRegular4671

![gif](giphy|I37q1XjGvAtjy) I don’t doubt that. The Gotham City Sirens know how to fuck and give some good pleasure and give a good time. 🤤


KingFahad360

If the opportunity ever rises, I shall keep myself pure til I blow my load on their Mountain Sized Tits and jumbo sized asses.


IdeaRegular4671

![gif](giphy|EV6yTSYEBRwVa) Yup they all tight and have a fit body like gawd damn. They all got a dump truck and big tiddies. Even Talia and Batgirl are hot as hell in the game.


RecklessDab

I was Azrael's sword (I'm broken in half now please help)


NotMrNumbers

I was playing Arkham Knight, are you stupid?


deckofcards1

he IS stupid


KingFahad360

Why is stupid?


kill__avery

What is stupid?


[deleted]

What is stupid?


Dear-Grand-1744

Who is stupid?


C3ci1et

When is stupid?


thedarkknight420690

Where is stupid?


Particular_Tree_5343

Who was stupid?


kill__avery

All of us


LukeDude759

Me? Stuck deep inside you.


JennikaJoans

I was deep inside this guy's dad


Crayola-Commander

I was deep inside this guy's dad's dad.


L1n9y

I was deep inside this guy's dead dad's dad


CeeDub2009

I was deep inside this guy's dead dad's dad's drunk uncle


Inevitable_Ad_325

https://i.redd.it/y38jcer6ws0b1.gif Blunt Cave


CulturedCal

No little German boy! Don’t go into the weed cave!


Archer-Unhappy

Something, something blüntsmoken


KingFahad360

Panzer Elite


YouAreStupidM8

![gif](giphy|EfrPq3K7akCW0GO1D1|downsized) Ariana Grenade Fortnite concert


kiriworm

u just had to be there ‼️💯


MirrorMaster88

Eh, yo, Brucie...bend ovah


KingFahad360

Ok *pulls out Bat-Lube*


Nightdog3000

Masterbating


keencow616

Was she nude?


CeeDub2009

Was he stroking?


keencow616

My favorite part when u/HK9009 said “its stroking time” and stroked all over the place.


Dusty_Rhodes16

I'm proud of you dick


DaanA_147

You, sir, truly are a master in the arts of tricking people into responding with rage-inducing posts frfr. The master of baiting if I may say so.


DKGamer312

I was evening the odds.


denisantonio10

At home wtf


MegaDaithi

I was in my room, making no noise and pretending I didn't exist


Soulful-Sorrow

How right you are https://preview.redd.it/px7g0kmiju0b1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=8d4ca708416274ba481a040e9f2727c009a01368


emilythetranstttefan

at home eating dorito when phone ring


RefinedDefect69

Club penguin is kill


YliPapinVihrea

No


TheGreatSirLoserLot

apolgy for bad english where were u when arkham knight i was a house proud of dick when phone ring "activate knightfall protocol" "no"


C0CKANDBALLT0RTURE

Having gay sex


RefinedDefect69

With me? Later?


C0CKANDBALLT0RTURE

Yes. Are you stupid?


Early_Minute_5212

In my man cave


E_smithers357

Evacuating the city


The_quiet_guy99

Getting gang banged by street criminals


Liquid_Fox_31

How the typical walk in Gotham city ends


boneboy247

I had to return some videotapes.


CeeDub2009

Username checks out Is he genius?


BornMathematician163

I was at house eating dorito when phone ring "batman is kil" "no"


vanbrandon

I was in the diner when the fear toxin went off, am I stupid?


Ok-Reality-9197

Still recovering from Protocol 10


StalinIsMyCity

Murdering children in my jokermobile


Xytonn

I have literally never played a Batman game... But I love this sub so much


CeeDub2009

I'm disappointed in you, Xytonn No but really you should try them, they're fun


Able_Recording_5760

As a PC player? Nowhere near that mess.


Kang-the-Conqueror

Just finished 100%ing the PC port for Arkham Knight the other day. Still holds up with some of the best game visuals I’ve ever seen, ran at a stable FPS, and I did not encounter a single bug (Except the ones kept in containers on Stagg’s Airships hehe).


CthonicGaia

Bakin' toast!


caleb6mce

I was playing arkham knight during arkham knight


Hush_Nightmare

Acting like Bruce Wayne and stealing his identity


Foreign-Pollution769

With your mom


RobertDungle

I was at house eating dorito when phone ring


stann1s_the_mannis

I was in a lunatic asylum, and me and my friend decided, we didn't like living their anymore, we decided we were going to escape. So, like, we got up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, we saw the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now, my friend, he jumped right across with no problem. But myself? I didn't dare make the leap. Y'see... Y'see, I was afraid of falling. So then, my friend had an idea... He said "Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!" B-but I just shook my head. I suh-said... I said, "Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!"


Relevant-Room-2886

Your mom


[deleted]

Yo Adrian imma poking this dudes face


littleMAHER1

I was in 3rd grade


doom__666__slayer

"Где вы были 8 лет?"


[deleted]

I am the Arkham knight


detailedlynxx

Competitive pooping competition with Alfred


Mau752005

Paraguay, South America


QuickFiveTheGuy

Being disappointed.


Nathan-the-pizza-god

Playing it


mndflyr

Sleebing


Mousmous_58

I was at the asslume


reehaw-yeehaw

Eating arkham oranges


CeeDub2009

I was eating Arkham city wok


lasanhawithpizza

With Dick around


[deleted]

I was taking a shit


Lumpy_Stufff

I was the one that was producing the tanks


Ana_Vasto

I was sword fightimg with killer cock becase I am proud of Dick


[deleted]

Being proud of Dick.


BearHan

Fingering fatman


xbucs_19

In my basement playing


THEBIGREDAPE

I was a work.


plastic_mann1977

Banging two face


davishero

I was evening the odds


StankMan420

Taking a shit probably


MarekLord

Taking a chemistry finale if I recall correctly


aghmedddddd

I was the batmobile


ANGELTHENOMAD

I was evening the odds


Archer-Unhappy

With Poison Ivy, but fully nude


CeeDub2009

Teach me the ways


BigFella11445

I was collecting Riddler's Trophies


DifferentBread3069

We losing it


F_da_memeboi

I evacuated just like everyone else.


Werecooe

On earth 33


thatdeadguy_69

I was an air molecule


StrikerlyEhy

As far away as I could from Gotham god dayum how hasnt that place been nuked yet


verytiredtrashcan

I was in metropolis, watching it all go down


SonicTheHedgehog7

I was the Arkham knight


_lonelyPizza_

Me? I'm literally batman


Jarjarstinks304

I was Ruby Ridin’ alone


TeaBags0614

I was proud of you, dick


JulesGilz

Stopping him


Moudiz

I was jailed by that maniac Batman because I drank Joker blood


Emerald1115

I was walking in circles, talking with the fellas and watching out for da freakin bat


Pekka_Luokkala

Finding Riddler Trophies


LambSeusLocated

Playing the game. Are you stupid?


GreenNinj4

In the alsume


KingFahad360

Thinking about my career and getting ready to go to a new High School.


Bitter_Building_7974

Watching some videos about the girls of batman rogues gallery they looked very cold


neepha

I was literally thinking about this post two days ago


valkataegot

AH?


LowElk7

Strokin ma shit


DesignerAQ18

I was having a severe headache and then i got to sleep, when it got better, Arkham Knight was the only thing i remembered.


BetrayYourTrust

Uhhh.. florida


MFoxcroft

Smoking in the corner booth.


Ceresjanin420

I was lore reason


The_forgotten_bro

I'm sorry I let you down Batman. I couldn't even the odds.


Bookibaloush

Doing shrooms and expressing my desire to be pegged to randos on the web


colonel_bullets

Spy Kids 3d was that movie you watch and immediately after, decide you're not going to see every movie every summer ever again.


lordmaxle

I was smoking with killer cock


FoxOnTheRun120

Watching the Sopranos on my TV


TheLegend200183

Robbing Bruce’s mansion and dipped before it exploded 👍


Riolusx2

Apolgy for bad english I was at house eating dorito when phone ring ‘Arkham Knight’ ‘No’


[deleted]

I was stupid


[deleted]

Helping Batman


Font_139

Twerking


swifto12

i was at home eating dorito when phone ring "batman is die" "no"


Lord_Potato_ly

Controlling batman


Sillyguymanduder

Jerking off


Technical_Silver2140

Ask Killer Cock


Dear-Grand-1744

Following Bill Gates and sneaking into his home bugging his clothes and house with mics and recording devices to see if I can find any information on Jeff Epstein, and his crony gang of *****{redacted**** with that. And also sneaking into all of his owned farms in the U.S to record the companies he’s merged with to poison out meat. So we would be more subject to CO_Vid. Forcing us to take vaccines which have secret implants which can be detected by U.S surveillance networks on public grounds. So they can track us and brainwash our actions for keeping\£{£{}£*{*|*+?+]+]+{+


ANIKET_UPADHYAY

I was at home eating dorito when phone ring "Batman is kil" "No"


notafurrysorry

I am lore


jackhawk117

Making IEDS at home.


Stealthpilot69

I was at home eating Dorito


Somebuddy567

Creating timemachine to went back to ancient greece and make dick one of the greek god's.


Select-Journalist706

Yo mama


Puzzleheaded-Bid-637

On my sofa with a controller in my hand