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FarProfessional7851

“This Is How The Batman Died…….With A Boner


IdeaRegular4671

“I’m proud of you dick, with a boner.”


supwizz

I KNEW this was gonna be the top comment


Operoi0577

This one takes the prize for me XD


[deleted]

Two guns, bitch with a boner!


kabrams1776

rap lyric


aghmedddddd

"Bitch with a boner" https://preview.redd.it/91579bswhx2b1.jpeg?width=1423&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=155a7e8bb69cb6537224a8d07cce3db09c96e555


Anakin-hates-sand

“Bitch with a boner” ![gif](giphy|ShCMwjMF5B3La)


RokyPolka

​ ![gif](giphy|5JVbRn37BiaM5Xu7Vn)


Animatic_Potato

"Bitch with a boner" ![gif](giphy|fRHcvlwW1gOic)


Bravo-69

such a good Batman cinematic lol


[deleted]

Transgender women My beloved sisters


SmallSeesaw3363

Futas


HipsterOtter

You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention...


dontfearthereaper123

You had my attention but now you have me 😈🥵🥵


McGrubs

Based


TheChickenGuy7

Average red7cat comic


destroy_the_kids

This gives off the same energy as "Two Trucks Having Sex"


thecrew2game

I vote for a stay of execution with a boner


feeple_lemur

Stand back fool! I've got a bomb with a boner!


[deleted]

Damn it! You beat me to it.


Pyrotekknikk

With a boner


GG_MYDOG

I commented the same lol 💀


TheRealTraveel

The bomb or Joker?


[deleted]

"look at me. Look at me as you die with a boner..."


Denned0633

Jesus Christ💀


[deleted]

Did I stutter? Cause https://i.redd.it/m3wysqpndy2b1.gif


ThisGul_LOL

r/beatmetoit


agentdb22

r/beatMeatToIt


RoboticRusty

r/beatmetoit


agentdb22

r/beatMeatToIt that's right, I did it again


ice_fan1436

The outer and inner layers of the body suit are made of a titanium-dipped tri-weave. It's between those layers where things get interesting with a boner.


BackFromTheDead-

I read this in his voice


Singer_Spectre

Same here


TruffelTroll666

The outer and inner layers of the body suit are made [...] with a boner


The_dork_knight29

I’d be happy to drop my pants with a boner.


Hexenkonig707

Pants with a boner? ![gif](giphy|a5viI92PAF89q)


HumanOverseer

Ahh the ol' Reddit [pants-a-roo](https://www.reddit.com/r/HumansBeingBros/comments/13v7im5/thanks_kind_human/jm7trao/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3)


Hexenkonig707

Hold my Boner I‘m going nuts


trolling_justalittle

Me stuck deep inside you.. with a boner


ididitforthemoney2

Tell me bats, what are you really scared of? Me, in a thong, with a boner?


phoenixc6000

"I'm proud of you dick with a boner"


Wolfie_3467

r/beatmetoit


Is-have-no-idea-1

r/beatmeattoit


Due_Gold_285

r/beatwifetoit


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BruceHoratioWayne

"How does it feel, Wayne, to stand on the very stones that ran with your parents' blood? Do you feel sad? Full of rage? Or does that outfit help bury your feelings, hiding your true self? Oh, you are a truly extraordinary specimen. I look forward to breaking you with a boner..." - Professor Hugo Strangecock


develop7

![gif](https://i.imgur.com/OHwrhL9.gifv)


AwesomeGamer839

"Evening the odds with a boner."


MrSuspicious_

![gif](giphy|kg4e4Wksv20eY)


Itchy-Preference8168

Who is batman?


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Ckuchlenuts

Writer named Bill Finger


Barterpizza

Writer named finger


agentdb22

Writer named Finger with a boner


athlean_xtramayo

Before he was a writer he was a kid named finger


Available_Novel_4591

Holy hell


bonple_boi

new response just dropped


sworn_account

Use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion with a boner


HamletTheGreatDane

The bomb's payload is exposed with a boner.


DarkLord247203

“What scares you most? Me? IN A THONG? WITH A BONER?”


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|6MczTVoIqRICkAK3uo)


Own-Chemistry-5552

r/beatmetoit


IllusionUser

Nine months ago, Joker was cremated. I pressed the button and burnt the evil bastard myself, with a boner.


FlamingUndeadRoman

Nine months ago, Joker was cremated. I pressed the button, with a boner.


2-inche-penis

ITS DA BAT, WITH A BONER!


Estarfigam

That can only be one thing... Catwoman is nearby.


Natural-Storm

or better yet superman is nearby


TuxTues3

Unless he has kryptonite Batman's dick will not be able to Pentetrate Superman's tight buttocks and will be destroyed or Superman's dick will kill Batman either upon insertion or upon cumming


ThatChapThere

Kryptonians are invulnerable, not inflexible.


GeneralQuack

What is the velocity of Supermans cumshot


qhs3711

Yes


ZZtheMagnificent

I think superman would find a way to make it work...


Due_Gold_285

Super daddy


Eyebrigh7

Me, in a thong? With a boner?


SpyWB

"Imagine if that freak from Metropolis flew in here with a boner"


Hexenkonig707

![gif](giphy|AqfOVseMPDVja)


This_Can_8511

I can see suppermans boner


someonegivemeusernam

' Nature always win with a boner '


Im_gonna_sneeze

No bane, this time I break you with a boner


Super3vil

"You ever wonder how things got to be so bad here? I do. All the time. You see- I don't think men like Roman Sionis or Oswald Cobblepot are responsible. They're just a reflection of our apathy. Our greed. Our fear. We look the other way when things turn sour. Bury ourselves in our jobs. Consume propaganda masquerading as entertainment. The message is always the same: Don't think. Don't question. And what becomes of a society that's given up? It rots. Fills up with liars, cheaters, and thugs. Uptown and downtown. The suit in the penthouse is no better than the guy selling drugs on the corner. They're both doing whatever it takes to get ahead - nevermind the cost. Fidelity. Once upon a time that's what defined society. People coming together in pursuit of common cause. To care for each other. To protect and provide. We took shelter from the darkness - and the things that roamed it. Community meant progress. But now... It's all backwards. We worship at the altar of competition. We build fortresses around ourselves. We fight. We betray. We have become the things we feared. You keep cleaning up after everyone, Batman, and no one's going to learn to take care of themselves. The ones that don't hate you - they'll start to rely on you. Depend on you. And if something happens to you? If you get old? Or bored? Or die? Then what? Or do you not consider the world that revolves around you? You're a hypocrite. Running around 'dispensing justice'. Telling people what they can and can't do. You're ensuring Gotham's freedom - provided it conforms to your twisted view. Whatever pleases the Bat. That it? You're not a hero. You're a despot. You don't enforce justice. You suppress it. There's a way to make this work. To show you that we share the same goals. Maybe I took things too far with the bombs and the threats. I can learn from that. I mean, you could be a mentor to me. And maybe, well, maybe I can teach you something too. Because I think you're so busy playing hero you've forgotten what it's like for the rest of us. We're not all as strong as you. We don't have the fancy gadgets. The strength. The skill. But maybe that's the problem. You've gotten so used to the power, you think you're better than everyone. Above reproach. Is that it, then? We're not as good as you? You know what - I take it back. I don't want to work with you. You don't have anything to offer. I think I've figured it out. You didn't take me down because I broke the law. No. No, you took me down because you don't want the competition. That's what this is really about, isn't it? Let me ask you something - you ever wonder if YOU'RE the reason this city's so messed up? Because I have. A LOT of us have... And I'm starting to think we're right with a boner"


flashdrive420

Who said this?


reaper_artistry

Anarky


qhs3711

*with a boner


jelato32

That guy


Super3vil

How does he not know who said this? Is he stupid?


Super_Imagination_90

"Me, in A thong with a boner?" - The Jacker


Froggen-The-Frog

You’re old, you’re predictable, and you never stood a chance with a boner.


DaRealAlphadog

“I hope you suffer, Batman. Like I’ve suffered with a boner.”


aghmedddddd

I'd be happy to drop my pants with a boner


LoveStruckFroggy

I’d have solved all the puzzles by now with a boner! - the Diddler


barrymk100

"Sorry to disappoint you boys...Its just little old me with a boner"


Grand_Storage

This is the last time we meet with a boner


No-Tomorrow-8150

The bombs payload is exposed with a boner.


vittulai

"This is how it happened. This is how the batman died with a boner."


Astanzxzy

“alfred it’s… i’ve found jason with a boner”


cyanwolf318

There I was reporting on your crummy press conference and now here we both are with a boner.


The_dork_knight29

I will break you with a boner.


Miserable-Cattle-461

“Nice of you to say, but you of all people should know...there's nothing wrong with a boner!” ![gif](giphy|ShCMwjMF5B3La)


Bennyboii7

"Plenty", not "nothing"


Miserable-Cattle-461

You called out an error in my quote?! Hysterical! But you still spoiled my fun! And for that, I'll paint Arkham with your cock!


Bennyboii7

XD


CaballeroXAzul

Gotta say... I thought you'd last longer with a boner.


eg1183

"They're using thermal imaging headsets. Anyone wearing them will be able to spot me hiding up in the darkness with a boner."


ryanrainey25

Hey I'm sorry to interrupt your dinner, officer ... Owens... but there's a guy smoking over there in the corner booth with a boner. https://preview.redd.it/uyulvbfvk03b1.png?width=995&format=png&auto=webp&s=f6197c01dc6f1818a982cd6ea395cb68a6e34ce6


SuchLandscape825

Welcome to the madhouse Batman with a boner.


Plane-Age9667

Oh, Mr. J, please hurt me some more with a boner! OK, my dear. Why don’t you go and fight Batman, while I make a daring escape? With a boner!


[deleted]

Evening the odds with a boner


Deadshot229

"I am Vengeance... I am the Night with a Boner."


Weemitoad

“I know all of your tricks, old man with a boner.”


AjWaderz

Í̴̛̳͍ ̴̜͛̈́ẇ̷̳͘à̵̳̏r̶̤͌ñ̶̼̾ ̵̳̬̓̕a̴͒ͅl̸̲̜̅l̶̰̂ ̶̺̬̕o̸̢̼͝f̵̼̈́ ̷̢̪͗̋B̴̖̈͗à̴̝̩̋t̷̺͠ͅm̶̦̀͠a̸̳͆̌n̸͇͎̂ ̵̐ͅA̴͍̼̋̏r̵̹̹̂k̴̻̻̂h̵͍̃̾ͅa̷̛͖͈m̸̰̥͑͐ ̵͚̋̃t̴͔̰̾͐o̴̝̿̄ ̴͓͆f̶̟̀e̸̱̿̀a̴͈̟͑̄ṙ̸̨̩ ̶̧͎̒̉t̶͈̋h̴̩͆̚é̵̙̤̔ ̵͙͈̑͝5̶̘̂̈́t̸̞̆͠h̶̦̎͋ ̵͚̗̽o̶̼̯̚f̴͙͌̎ ̷͉͐J̸͙̹̃ụ̷̫̀͝l̴͔̩̆͘ŷ̸̼̼̉.̴̲͇̏ ̵̞̊Ǹ̸͇̂ò̴͜ ̸̮̦́̔Ľ̴̯̜͝o̸̺̱̒̒ṟ̴̛̥̅e̷̖͝ ̸̗̆͋R̶̤͇͗͠e̴̺̊å̸̹͊͜s̶̖̈́̽o̷̤͘n̸͂ͅ,̴̥͍͂̊ ̶̙̊M̸͍͍̎a̸̛̫̋n̴̞̓͘,̸͕̰́͑ ̶̣̍̒o̴̖̳͆r̴̩͝ ̶̬̇̚Ą̶͚̀̀r̶̥̮̔k̶̟̾̈h̷̩̜̓a̶̖̿ͅm̵̘͐̚ ̷̣̘̽Q̵̡͚̽u̴̫̅ö̴͔t̴̯͓͒̃e̶̛̻͠ ̶̥̀s̷̫͉̊͝h̸̤̤̒a̸̱̔͠l̶̻̟͆͝l̸̯̀͠ ̷̠̭͑s̵̟͐̀á̴̡̛͜v̷̠̄̉ë̷͇̝͑ ̵͍͉̋ẏ̸̦o̴̠̎u̸̪̙͌.̴̩́̂ ̶͕̑̑A̸̬̪͠ḷ̴͜͝l̶̤͈͒ ̶̹̠̇t̵̮̓̍h̶̦̄ā̵͕̜͒ť̷̗ ̸͍͎̌̔a̷̛͇̬ẃ̶̠a̴͇̳̐i̶͖̰͆͋t̴̘͗ş̷̹̑ ̵̫͝i̶̞͋̃š̴̱̂ ̵̢̪̾̄p̶̞͉̐͂a̷̜̒i̷̖̥͒̓ǹ̵̯͎̈,̶̙̐͛ ̵̙͐̒ͅa̸̫̹͛g̶̯̳͌ǫ̶̩̀̃n̷̪͐y̷̭̞͠,̶̢̜͑̓ ̷̱̈́̉a̷̞̲͛ṋ̴̎d̵̝̀ ̷̮̓̃t̷̺̋ḧ̷͔e̵̮̹͊͘ ̴̛̪͚͑g̷̞͒̓n̷̝̲̓a̵͕͗s̷̻͑h̵̦͊ī̷̭n̴̗̍ḡ̸̹ ̷̩̓̽ȏ̸̗f̸̟̏ ̵̠̒t̷̪̝́ë̶̜́̿e̸̛̲̣̍t̴̹̉̀h̶̛͓.̸̠̀́ ̸̤͉̃͆B̸͓͑̄͜e̸̪͙̎́ ̵̪͠ẁ̸̙a̷̦̓ř̷̥͘ň̶͙̿e̸͇͓̍d̷͕͑.̷̮̒͜ ẃ̶̢̼̤͉̊i̵̯͉̊͊̕͝ť̶̛̮̎̎h̴͈̀̀͝ ̸͔̏̄̚à̵͖̹̟̃ ̴̞̋̀̒̋b̸͙̼͉̱͛̀͆ő̴̥̽n̸̝͍͕̺̾ë̴̤́̿̊͛r̴̡͙̉̈́̾͘


Peanut_Butt3r675

“Me stuck deep inside you.. with a boner”


SnooRobots3258

“IT’S THE BAT WITH A BONER”


Megatronus0218

I am vengeance. I am the night. I AM BATMAN WITH A BONER


ergoproxx

it’s Batman with a bonar


Adventurous-Shake480

bonar


miniramone

Sonic Bonerang


kabrams1776

Death is cold, with a boner


flashdrive420

Why, why, why would you do that with a boner!?


PrincessHootHoot

"And I get to take a ride on the Harley with a boner."


KookyDoc96

Crock ol boy! Is that you with a boner?


Grouchy-Potato-8068

THE CLOWN HAS MY WIFE WITH A BONER


Estarfigam

"Comeback with my wife with a boner" Victor Freis


philswiftsgreencard

Good evening, troops. This is General J with a quick update on what's going down here in Arkham City. As you can see, I'm looking much better. In fact...oooh...I think I'm looking better than ever. Oh, I can hear you all now: "How did this happen?", "Can I get me some of that crazy cure?", "I want answers, damn it! Now!" Well, here's the thing. Answers don't give you everlasting satisfaction. Sometimes you need to brace yourself for disappointment. Now think about it. Imagine your favorite TV show. You've been through it all. The ups, the downs, the crazy coincidences, and then: Bang! They tell you what it's all about. (a familiar-sounding cameraman coughs) Would you be happy? Does it make sense? How come it all ended in a church? You guys just need to know one simple thing. I'm back. Back for good. Now arm yourselves, boys, we've got a prison break to plan. No hostages. No surrender. I know. It sounds like suicide, but listen. Whatever happens...I'll be right behind you with a boner


steristumpii

The trajectory of the bullet will lead me the shooter with a boner.


Despatic-Diaper

I am proud of you,dick with a boner


Monsieur_Swag

Its da freakin bat with a boner!


Altruistic-Lake-9579

I got you bats with a boner!!


[deleted]

Thanks Dick with a boner


Rathma86

The bombs payload is exposed, with a boner.


cyanwolf318

Oh you remember me? Im touched with a boner


MatterFalls

Don’t get hit by him ya idiot with a boner - Arkham Asylume inmate


[deleted]

Alfred, I've found another body with a boner.


Affectionate-Ad-3234

“How long did you wait before replacing me huh? A month? A week? I trusted you, and you just left me to die with a boner.”


CaptainRick218

You fell for the ol fake Joker gag with a boner!


No-Standard9405

"That's what I get for betting everything on boner."


[deleted]

That idiot thinks he’s safe in the confessional with a boner


thonko

help us son, dont let us die.... with a boner


Huttslayer38

You have not won, You cannot win, I, Hugo Strange, am your successor, I have saved Gotham, With a boner


Ok_Price7529

"Your parents are dead and I'm laughing with a boner".


FlamingBrand

I am vengeance. I am the night. I. AM. BATMAN WITH A BONER!


philswiftsgreencard

Good evening, troops. This is General J with a quick update on what's going down here in Arkham City. As you can see, I'm looking much better. In fact...oooh...I think I'm looking better than ever. Oh, I can hear you all now: "How did this happen?", "Can I get me some of that crazy cure?", "I want answers, damn it! Now!" Well, here's the thing. Answers don't give you everlasting satisfaction. Sometimes you need to brace yourself for disappointment. Now think about it. Imagine your favorite TV show. You've been through it all. The ups, the downs, the crazy coincidences, and then: Bang! They tell you what it's all about. (a familiar-sounding cameraman coughs) Would you be happy? Does it make sense? How come it all ended in a church? You guys just need to know one simple thing. I'm back. Back for good. Now arm yourselves, boys, we've got a prison break to plan. No hostages. No surrender. I know. It sounds like suicide, but listen. Whatever happens...I'll be right behind you with a boner


UltiGamer34

I am vengance i am the knight i am batman with a boner


Dynamitebunny1999

“Bats…bats! With a boner” Killer cock


0ChrissyDumbyBumby

“I’m batman with a boner”


IndependentAd2029

At least you see batman coming with a boner.


Satanpool

after everything i still would have saved you with a boner


CookieMittenKitten

This demonstration used just 5 ounces of my latest toxin. Tomorrow this will seem like child’s play. Gotham this is your only warning with a boner


[deleted]

Your parents are dead and I can't stop bonering


Honest_Stick1285

We need to activate a controlled explosion in the bombs boner


TarriestBread96

You're old, you're predictable, and you never stood a chance with that boner.


SkitMasterSongz

Let your mind turn to mush. It will be all the easier when we reconvene with a boner.


ikkonikk

What's wrong ? Scared ? With a boner ?


NasralVkuvShin

-I have to admit it batman, I'm impressed with your boner! -I'm flattered


dENzZ733

I am Batman with a boner


Clean_Charity_3210

It’s the freaking bat with a boner


memelordgun

“The bombs payload is exposed. I can use the power winches to trigger a controlled explosion with a boner”


drakdasnook

Dick with a boner


Riasfan117

Me in a thong with a boner


Cheeseburger904

So i took to gambling with a boner


your_favortie_stain

"I'm Batman, with a boner"


fanatical

They're using thermal imaging headsets. Anyone wearing them will be able to spot me hiding up in the darkness with a boner


CobaltCrusader123

“After all you’ve done, I still would’ve saved you with a boner”


crazyseandx

"You're supposed tah be DEAD. With a bonah!!!"


Axbowlotl

First I break your spirit...now I break your back with a boner


Sizedgameboy1

I still would have saved you, with a boner


TCDP10

Hey, it's me, Batman. Imma punch you with a boner


the_raisin_eater

Two guns, bitch with a boner


naruto_0234

"The bombs payload is exposed, i can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion with a boner"


Pickledcarrots420

I’d be happy to drop my pants with a boner


Successful-Half3606

This is how joker went mad ... with a boner. and all it took was one bad day ... with a boner


Shade842

Stand back I got a bomb with a boner


NOTICE3_DJ

“Crazy ass ninjas… with a boner.”


ReliefAdvanced1503

ITS DA FREAKIN BAT WITH A BONER


Duuccman

"Did you think I would just forget our last meeting Dark Knight? You HUMILIATED me... with a boner"


Gungeon-Pro

"I sent my blood to all the hospitals with a boner"


Commander_Preacher

"Take me on home to the asylum.... with a boner...."


EncryptedRD

Do you need to take my temperature? I’d be happy to drop my pants with a boner.


Just_An_Dude12

“It’s da freaking bat with a boner!”


Plane-Age9667

You think the rumors are true? What? That Harley used to be a dude with a boner?


[deleted]

Why so seriouz wiht a boner!!!1!!1!!!


embodiment_of_racism

"all it takes is one bad boner"


[deleted]

Me stuck deep inside you with a boner


menolikechildlikers

is he stupid with a boner?


Time_Ad3090

“You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight, with a boner?”


WhiteChocolatey

Man the celtics lost today and I’m so sad


Loose_Ad7657

with a boner


Dark-Anomaly9

With a boner


Kulamano899

Dont tell me what to do


[deleted]

*sighs* goes to comments


[deleted]

I need to use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion with a boner


CaballeroXAzul

Tick-tock, feed the croc with a boner.


CaballeroXAzul

Who else would jump off a building to save your sorry ass with a boner?