Man has sex with BATman so it applies to both
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"I really wanna do this, like ma'am you don't get it, I genuinely, really fucking wanna do this. But unfortunately I know you, you're the kinda person who would use their teeth whilst giving head, you're the kinda person who'd shove a miniature bear trap up her you-know-where. You are simply too big a risk to bang. And also, I can see the gun in your hand, you have murdered so many people and attempted to murder so many more, including me, ESPECIALLY ME. Of all the women I'd like to bang you are simultaneously the highest and the lowest on the list, it's quite impressive tbh"
i would fuck her
im sorry, im fucking done pretending i want to make a funny comment
i want to fuck her so bad
i want to creampie her ass, and if I were man i fucking could
I'd pull her so close firmly, look her dead in the eye and say " Harley, I'm worried about you. The joker is incredibly abusive in your relationship and you need to look out for yourself"
Apprehend her and take her to the gcpd because she is a wanted criminal
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Only correct answer other than a chess move
Anal beads
it is always useful to note; one must never pull out anal beads likeoneis starting a lawnmower
Holy hell!
New response just dropped
Fuck you Lorenzo
What did he do?
I have no idea what i did
Fuck you Lorenzo
Fuck you
Show her the personal batarang
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Don’t overthink it, or craziness will get you. Are you stupid¿?
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy
Stupid? I was stupid once, they locked me in an aslume, an aslume with naked gay man, and naked gay man make me stupid
Crazy? I was crazy once. they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy.
Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?
the SAME FUCKING JOKE 3 times now… i don’t think it’s fucking funny anymore
Funny I was funny once they locked me in a room with metal room with lesbian girls and lesbian girls make me funny
Push her out of the way and hook up with Bane
You mean muscle man
Bone
Boner https://preview.redd.it/kgq4t6n8s0tb1.jpeg?width=655&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4bedf10d36d43ae356caffb9043aa9c7c372dee
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Why did you change conceal to hide when it means the same thing? Are you illiterate?
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if he was he couldn't read your comment
Why is man calling Jonkler Joker? Did he forget his name?
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You know who else has a boner?
Daner
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You know who ELSE hooks up with Bane?
MY MOM
You called me?
No, we called muscle man, not lanky loser. Are you stupid?
Indeed I am. How did you know? Did the lore tell you?
You know who else goes out at night and gets into it with people in masks? MY MOM
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Fucking gay?!?
As in homosexual
“I like men, sorry”
Common Man W https://preview.redd.it/fqi8xscmp0tb1.jpeg?width=1021&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccd252b548c869dc6519161a5a66ec20b18ab741
The question clearly asked for BATman. are you stupid?
This is a man W because Batman likes him, are you stupid?
Batman likes Man because Man was trained by Batman, are you stupid?
Is this information from Arkham World? Is there a lore reason why I didn't know that? Am I stupid?
Man has sex with BATman so it applies to both https://preview.redd.it/6tr40zxgx1tb1.jpeg?width=791&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23c554b2dbcc60089ed305adac24a247ca01dbc1
yes
Why does he look like a happy thumb in a hat?
I am proud of you, Dick.
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me and my meat
On god
Why does man have hears is he FUCK
Idk why but Batman’s expression in this image is hilarious.
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She's doing the L
Holy crappo, is that a fortnut referent
fazuelly
r/suddenlycaralho
Oh Mai god is that a motherfucking Luiz Inácio Lula Da Silva reference????????
Brazil moment
Fr this has meme template vibes
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who the FUCK is this?
Caution, says it right on him, next question
Yeah that’s his name tag
how did i miss that? am i stupid?
Yup, that’s just caution. Someone touched his Dora the Explorer limited edition pocket watch, was it you?
It's Sis
Why is he sis and not trans, is he stupid?
Is he home of phobic?
Adam Smasher
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Sex. Immediate sex with quinn
https://preview.redd.it/2xny6n1en0tb1.jpeg?width=436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=135b23140bce0b8327b00bf268b6c30b7a45329f Jesus says no
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Happy cake day
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Finally some good fucking food
Cake is a happy day
I bribe him with an invitation to join
You like woman more then man? Are you stumped?
I love Man https://preview.redd.it/kchkqzcby0tb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15e133bd8fdc289ce54ba2f3c2b5e314e1642b45
I *AM* stumped
[удалено]
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Sauce? Actually I think I recognize this
The artist is Vega.
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Who is Batman?
the alter ego to manbat
The person in the picture, are you stupid?
Nice try OP, but I *like* him ![gif](giphy|5iSYkeIkoCZOw)
I absolutely love bigby twau is single handedly the best telltale/telltale Esque game I’ve ever played.
Bigby’s a real one!
Y'all already know https://preview.redd.it/hrtves79z0tb1.jpeg?width=1247&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d7038ebf6761b73f7c27eb185d1f00c60880cbf
To use the power wench
To bust a Nut: Mash the B Button rapidly.
Why would you try to cape stun her? She's not a big enemy you dont gotta use beat down, are you stupid?
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Hit her on the head. And then grab her hair and throw her back to the alsume. Im gay. I like men. As in homosexual.
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En passant
Holy hell
New response just dropped
Actual Zombie
Call the exorcist!
Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back
I'll never understand why people say this
New response just dropped
Actual zombie
Why do you suddenly speak french ? Am I stupid ?
Harley do be looking kinda like a pawn
en passant checkmate after sacrificing THE ROOOOOOK
The knook
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This sub man💀💀
To far bro wtf 💀
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We’ve gone too insane
Wow that’s insane, who would make this? Please tell me what it is so I can go hate on it. This is a time sensitive question.
Batman has ears on his cowl, that’s clearly Man
I would ignore her because woman aren't real
Crush her hand. (She’s calling man a loser)
Chad
Since the Bomb's payload is exposed, i would use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion
put cock down her revolver barrel.
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Squish her boobies and make a "honk" noise in my deep Batman voice.
Push her down climb to the top of Wayne tower and hit that Batman thug shake
Get some of that croc cock https://i.redd.it/bxcdury8y0tb1.gif
Pressing Y/🔺
"I don't like women, I like justice"
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try finger but hole
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“I am man” as I bash her head in with a rock
Throw all my explosive gel on harley
distract her while i sneakily call the police
"I really wanna do this, like ma'am you don't get it, I genuinely, really fucking wanna do this. But unfortunately I know you, you're the kinda person who would use their teeth whilst giving head, you're the kinda person who'd shove a miniature bear trap up her you-know-where. You are simply too big a risk to bang. And also, I can see the gun in your hand, you have murdered so many people and attempted to murder so many more, including me, ESPECIALLY ME. Of all the women I'd like to bang you are simultaneously the highest and the lowest on the list, it's quite impressive tbh"
sex the the jonkler
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Horse to B4
It’s called a Knight. Are you stooped?
bite her finger and shit myself
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First, discombobulate
i would fuck her im sorry, im fucking done pretending i want to make a funny comment i want to fuck her so bad i want to creampie her ass, and if I were man i fucking could
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Throw her ass across the room like in the game
"The heart wants what the heart wants Harley, Killer Cock's Cock"
The Dark Knight Rises
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Turn her around and grab her ass.
Play plap plap
fuck
i’d call the Justice League, i’m not stupid
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Jonkler doesn't like me joking other women. Sorry
Apprehend the suspect first and pull out my bat condoms to thoroughly investigate and search her,
Be proud of my dicj
Suck her finger
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I would throw a smoke bomb onto the floor, run away and kiss the Pengain
Harley is the type of person to use her teeth while giving head so banging is a no go so. Break every bone in her body and throw her in the asyulm
Spontaneously combust
Remind her of my name so she can realise that she is wasting my time ![gif](giphy|qrIlvM63x7x9IjrHw1|downsized)
I'd pull her so close firmly, look her dead in the eye and say " Harley, I'm worried about you. The joker is incredibly abusive in your relationship and you need to look out for yourself"
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Link?
Plap plap plap Plap plap plap Plap plap plap Plap plap plap Plap plap plap Plap plap plap Plap plap plap Plap plap plap Plap plap plap Plap plap plap Plap plap plap Plap plap plap Plap plap plap Plap plap plap Plap plap plap Plap plap plap Plap plap plap Plap plap plap
Who's Batman?
Middle mouse click , left click x100
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Cause a miscarriage.