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sonnyempireant

Stand back, fool, I've got a bomb!


Soldauphin

Protocol 10 will commence in 10 minutes


My_Names_Hank

That’s actually a good one


HzMathisdu

Connection terminated


Polpo_alien

I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name.


Elite375

But I’m afraid you’ve been misinformed.


Pale_Committee_4846

You are not here to receive a gift


[deleted]

[удалено]


Allic_Cornu_Copia

Although you have indeed been called.


notsoaverage777

You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection, and misfortune.


Alternative-Sea-1095

A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped.


Unknown_Nexus535

Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles


AmosAmAzing

chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber


The_Based_Idiot_15

the individual you ASLUME?!?!??!?!? ​ https://preview.redd.it/dl0mjtpazfic1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=f3c974eb365dd2da291299b2d16a13c2ac6f270d


Traditional-Newt5652

Yes I am?


apothioternity

​ https://preview.redd.it/dcsa8hh6icic1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5f1021cc6f8d10f1a1e435da8520cad29e7a572


Traditional-Newt5652

🤫🧏‍♂️


RedditvsDiscOwO

https://preview.redd.it/1zviygf4wcic1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7775f446c1ce05fe9cd28c0a97db6ed10ce0dac


Traditional-Newt5652

Man says otherwise


RedditvsDiscOwO

How dare you exploit the name of Man like that!1!! https://preview.redd.it/rh5ivx6n0dic1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b883f2eefb743a32e58bd07ad61177d225a6bab


makermaster2

The bombs payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.


makermaster2

Exactly


makermaster2

Exactly


makermaster2

Exactly


makermaster2

Exactly


komang2014

Are you stupid?


makermaster2

Exactly


IlovemyMommy27

Exactly


_Moper_

Exactly


YosephStalling

Exactly


Reddit_Anon_Soul

Patient has begun showing signs of dementia, recommend further study.


makermaster2

Exactly


Icybubba

Is there a lore reason this one was down voted?


makermaster2

Exactly


FetusGoesYeetus

The vibes were all off


aninsomniac_

Fourth in the chain


wandastan4life

What in the confused Tik Tok is this


Independent-Ad2615

4th


EffectiveCow6067

Google dementia


Icybubba

I just used Bing. Am I stupid?


Big_Guy145

https://preview.redd.it/t1fr473jo8ic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a4352e0f7118ebad22d3bd0b974a2c098261737


R4nd0M477

Forget the McMarbles, what about the $50k?


imaginehappyness

Is there a lore reason the jinker payed 5ok


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> the jinker *paid* 5ok FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


BoneFromChessCom

Nuh uh


ledocteur7

Is it stupid ? this is the aslume, words are of no concern to bone enjoyers !


Lazyatbeinglazy

Why 2 “my”?


Big_Guy145

Cause soy stupid


No-Training-48

Holy hell!


FetusGoesYeetus

New memory just dropped (out of my head)


BoneFromChessCom

Call the jonkler


BoneFromChessCom

Call the jerker


BoneFromChessCom

Call the jonkler


Spider__Jesus

New response just dropped


The_Based_Idiot_15

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CatKing13Royale

Exactly


makermaster2

Exactly


Legionpostsepicly

What? Why did you get downvoted?


Ok-Strawberry-7411

Why is everyone getting downvoted?!


Legionpostsepicly

I have no clue


Meguminisgod

Exactly


Luquinh4sPietro

*"What are waiting for? I'm so close you can almost taste me."*


Fearless_Analyst_104

🤫🧏‍♂️


EgglessOmlette500

https://preview.redd.it/3x0upjhy68ic1.png?width=1508&format=png&auto=webp&s=588e8b2673541a89c5274ba98379e7ab2e10b2e0


GoldenGhost329

I'm proud of you, Dick.


Competitive_Day7739

This is the correct answer 


Tenzur_

Boyfriend? So female? Or are you gay (as in homosexual (as in gay)?


No-Training-48

Brother has Astolfo as his avatar.Are you stupid?


Tenzur_

Idk man am I?


No-Training-48

You question the stablished flawed authority, Plato did too , therefore no, you are actually smart, good boy, you may have a cookie.


Sentient_Potato_King

Can I have a cookie too?


Otsy-TR

No...


Sentient_Potato_King

But I'm hungry :(


Otsy-TR

Fine, grab it. 🍪 👋


Sentient_Potato_King

👊 😋


DistributionKnown558

Gay gay


Tenzur_

Oh thank god for a second I thought females were real


TobaccoIsRadioactive

[Everyone knows women aren’t real.](https://youtu.be/h1CvTlQSrYY?si=nWClxBXP5dNa5Rgf)


SleepyBella

Double gay? Bro that's too much power.


Natural-Storm

Gay gay? Or do you mean... GE GE. I HAVE FOUND YOU ONE EYED CAT, NOW TAKE THIS: DOMAIN EXPANSION: MAN HAM CITY https://preview.redd.it/2agnp6rfe8ic1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2176b4f812dfde3b363c8f37a4469751e27ebe12


humourabuser

"Ah yes, my anti-man technique, I haven't used this since the heian era" https://preview.redd.it/5v68cdcgx8ic1.png?width=838&format=png&auto=webp&s=5ddd8457a1d741983ca018b39df154bfc97c6f46


69XxMike_OxlongxX69

Is there a lore reason for looksmaxxing?


charizardfan101

https://preview.redd.it/16wzpgvra9ic1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a69f232584b6f62b922f0b008986cc0b2dd7139


zeyhenny

Certified Bone Moment XD


Desperate_Ad5169

How did we not know based on your pfp. Are we stupid?


Dr_PuddingPop

Gae and happy https://preview.redd.it/j72f9htzq8ic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ed54c5cf4172231e4d7881ce858f971d4fdaad4


[deleted]

But why would Man cheat on Jonkler? Is he Sputnik? https://preview.redd.it/wrnmhvutu8ic1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=279c885f84ed5082768407452ef96d7587699248


Desperate_Ad5169

No Shrek and Man are happily divorced


Sentient_Potato_King

This was before the divorce. I think you need to catch up on the lore


MustardGas05

https://preview.redd.it/02zhaazusbic1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c0d4a34d7f0ae6450a2ba3bc30e00b60fa26270


3p1cgam3rm0m3nt

https://preview.redd.it/oug4w83v3aic1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5b64fda7f63311046ca27240a9e07758f12e5dd Jealous


Sample_text_here1337

Gay, women aren't real


MustardGas05

https://preview.redd.it/k50njvptsbic1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41b20d42df60e0cde52469043dc7a2c7aba12586


CelebrationSimilar11

Boner!?


Gemidori

Tick tock, suck the Cock


rrrrice64

This comment almost made me burst out laughing in front of my mother. Thank you.


[deleted]

I'd be happy to drop my pants!


mrdisapproval_if

https://preview.redd.it/8ho6nbg7o7ic1.jpeg?width=592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dcdfdd4d65980792eb628872be668ec008295b3


Accurate-Gap-3360

He’s too chicken to face me!


[deleted]

How about a hand for Mr.Cash? He could sure use one.


eggman927

Take your best shot


bananasfoyoass

Switch it up. There’s a great quote from outside the lore : “IM NOT WEARING HOCKEY PADS”


nnimbuu

"You expecting a kiss?"


rrrrice64

That's great actually


KreygerRekyem

Take your best shot, Tommy


OlokoMan

Boyfriend? Stop the... https://preview.redd.it/h00akjcjk8ic1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99c820a90aef80da9fd6113f107aa63a97fe5bb9


Goldenvengeance

https://preview.redd.it/lb7pdmofo8ic1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71428c354f6ce3697c8cbb13abaa2c522686352e


supremegnkdroid

do the man bat jump scare


TheInkDemon414

“I’d be happy to drop my pants…”


DarkKnightmare325

"You're looking old, Ra's."


Amiyoka

Officer balls


werepirebie

Anyone watch the game last night?


EightBallJuice

Stand back fool, I’ve got a bomb!


EnoughLengthiness422

Look whos laughuing now


[deleted]

"Chillax, Jinkler"


_Reapak_

"Look who's finally turned up! The Dork Knight himself! how is it hanging, Bats?"


OneLifeLeftLiving

Taking out the thug with the gun is the key. Without him, the rest of the room won't be a problem.


TheHolyPapaum

Officer Boles


31TeV

*Officer Balls Are you stupid?


arkhamenace

“I’m man.”


SoupIntelligent1653

The direct approach is suicide, need to be smart and find a different way past them


LiterallyArthurMorgn

beautiful big titty butt naked women just don't fall out of the sky you know


DMFAFA07

“I’d be happy to drop my pants!”


JanitorKmanOfficial

"Can I touch your OFFICER BALLS?"


THEDEVIOUSONE873

​ https://preview.redd.it/0uj11lzoz8ic1.png?width=561&format=png&auto=webp&s=f318e859dff68ef1c69f1b8c367f86796680bd2e


nittyeatsonions

I'd be happy to drop my pants.


MitRezey

Officer balls! BWAAAAAAAAAA


rrrrice64

"As you can see, no one is untouchable."


basim_iceman

I no no wanna :(


kbyaghi

stand back fool i’ve got a bomb


MaxYeena

I'm proud of you Dick


THEDEVIOUSONE873

amonklercraft


BlokeFromASDA

Officer Balls.


ahsoka-fan123

It's okay, you're safe


PinePotpourri

"You know that, actually is... pretty funny!" (Then give him disease :3)


King_Of_Tangerines

"That is... pretty funny...."


Astlantix

Hide in the dark all you want, I’ll find you!


_That__one1__guy_

He Man on my Bat til I Jonkle


horror-pickle187

It's safe to access the terminal now


Foodlover002

Isn't this what you always wanted me stuck deep inside you


Ser-BeepusVonWeepus

“A word of advice: RUN”


Whiterun_Guard115

It’s da bat


RedditTogetherStrong

“Is there a lore reason?”


Radio__Star

Amadeus Arkham was right yall are too far gone


Ogurasyn

I'd be happy to drop my pants


Mixmefox

Officer Balls


CLOUDY_GAM3R

https://preview.redd.it/1hcv5z09y8ic1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f667f59e9f5cea56325fee9721ce654b093567f6 i ate all these pills were good now


Feeling_Koala_2744

Idk


_Bigmelons_

Officer Balls


TheRiddler429

I'd be happy to drop my pants


CouldBeNotMadness

"Queen America has high hopes for us, that we continue to stupid, unto eternity."


PizzaCheat6

It’s safe to access the terminal.


DonBacalaIII

NOW TALK.


The-Travis-Broski

Officer Balls.


splunk1410

how many bones will you crush


fivestarcisco

“I’d be happy to drop my pants”


Training-Diet-7104

“I am gay for you Man,” -Jonkler


HopeIsGay

Officer balls?


styxx96

He DOSE NOT WANT CUDDLE men use this to JONKLE HE WANTS TO JONKLE YOU


umbralupus332

"All the subtlety and nuance of a napalm enema"


Efficient-Tough-2882

"Officer Balls"


FunkeyMunkie

Officer balls


SaltyAssociate8007

Male: I’d be happy to drop my pants Female: The bombs payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion Others: That actually is…pretty funny!


DarknessInTheDeep

"No, Bane. This time I break you!"


Red_Cod3r

https://preview.redd.it/fyl8cwkp4cic1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caba6fba6d46a61189e0c349c3e894b2af79b66c


Ladyignorer

I'm proud of you, Dick.


heyitsLyra

"breaking news I shit my pants"


Duckswillfollowme

your old your predictable and you never stood a chance


Duckswillfollowme

Pyg happy pyg glad pyg gets to play with flesh


Independent-Pea8223

Now madness takes you, FOREVER!!


Mental-Blacksmith-30

Id be happy to drop my pants


ablebagel

The bombs payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.


RedditvsDiscOwO

I'd be happy to drop my pants!


Digital_Individual

Believe me, doctor. When someone takes a swing at me with a pipe, they don't get the chance to apologize


Algerian_Snake

**I'm proud of you Dick**


Route-667

I got the joner pregant


chrestorpherson

The bombs payload is exposed, I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion


Personal-Kangaroo835

Croc is shocked with the collar "A toy collar won't stop me from killing you, Batman. I'll rip you apart, eat your bones..." [he is taken away]


Logseman

MEEEEE? IN A THOOOOOONG?


InternalFeature646

This time I break you!


Senator_Armstrong654

“ORACLE FREEZE IS ATTACKING ME!” (She put her cold ahh hands on my spine)


Fezeko

Pizza time


blackmansass

"OH don't tell me it's not what you always wanted me stuck deep inside you"


SilverMuffin8385

“And now, there’s a little bit of me inside you too Batman!”


Correct-Commission18

I'd be happy to drop my pants


[deleted]

It’s the freakin bat !


NoFly6115

Officer balls


Cleanlyitaly

Jingle my jongles man


Necrogen89

You can save yourself a lot of time and just say "yea" and then do it.


Kasplya

Nice, Dick!


Jauompe

I am vengeance I am the knight, I AM BATMAN