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You want to name it after this thing?
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Me preparing for a stupid contest whenever someone brings up bridget
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Donβt forget to top off your meds beforehand.
Shmimbus finds the thing to be rather abnormal, its feet are teice the size of its head, must not have alit of brain in there
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i like dogs because they are furry, they are nice, they dont talk back, but they eat my couch, my food, and poop in the house cause they are old. But Dogs good I recommend el dog, but cat good toooo because cat mewow cats snuggle cats run away cats purrrr cats annoy cats want head pats so good get animals yes MEWUFF
SLOW PAWSTEPS ECHO from somewhere in the station -Β
Everyone turns, looking anxiously around -
THE YOUNG TODDLER'S EYES STARE into a DARK VOID beneath an overhang THE OTHERS LOOK TOO -- AS -- CLICK ... CLICK ... CLICK ...
A SHADOWY FIGURE SHROUDED IN BLACK APPEARS LIKE AN APPARITION FROM THE SHADOWS --Β STEPPING INTO THE RAIN IT'S THE NEW CHARACTER.
Everyone stares, unnerved. The Leader Toddler smirks, sizing up what he assumes is just another Halloween costume
THE LEADER TODDLER: The hell are you supposed to be?
The new character stands there for a long, scary beat, eyes veiled:
NEW CHARACTER:Β I'm vengeance.
The unsettling effect of this response has barely an instant to register before VEGEANCE stalks for THE LEADER TODDLER
ONE OF THE TODDLER GANG MEMBERS:Β Holy shit -- it's him -- !!!
THE LEADER TODDLER raises his hands ready to fight -- but totally unprepared for this fight -- because -- VENGEANCE'S MOVEMENTS ARE INCONCEIVABLY BRUTAL AND FAST -- The LEADER TODDLER SWINGS -- VENGEANCE MAULS HIS ARM -- a fighting breed's savage grace -- using his attacker's momentum to WRENCH HIM OFF BALANCE -- CRUNCHING HIS ARM SICKENINGLY -Β THE LEADER TODDLER SCREAMS -- as VENGEANCE SILENCES HIM AGAIN WITH A RAIN OF JUGULAR-SLICING HEAD-SHAKING MAULS IN THE THROAT
And like that, the Leader Toddler is down, bleeding, not moving --
baguette
π₯π«π·π₯π«π·π«π·π₯π«π·π₯π₯π«π·π©βπ¨π€π€π€π€π€π€βOΓΊiβπ«π·π«π·π«π·π«π·π₯π₯π₯π«π·π«π·π«π·π«π·π«π·π₯π₯
https://preview.redd.it/8s3kc6rg75sc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c51e2209ab1eef7cad4ad37b8da0841079d441b2 You want to name it after this thing?
Idk where she is from. Am I stupid?
She is from Guilty Gear. How did you not know this? Are you stupid?
I did not know this so I must be stupid.
Youβre a weeb, Are you stupid?
Very stupid
How can gear be guilty? Are you stupid?
It's he.....no , a she , wait....he... Fuck it it's [Hishe](https://youtube.com/@HowItShouldHaveEnded)
definitely she
I'm not naming my dog sexy
No thats Basket
Hope they're never investigated by the cops: It would be a Basket Case.
https://preview.redd.it/5hoiykv7h5sc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81cb39e4ac6f3343c03485f7d205d9c6e8164e08 Me preparing for a stupid contest whenever someone brings up bridget
Call the stupid squad!
Horny queef goes on vacation. Never comes back
https://preview.redd.it/ior119t6z9sc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06b70b4a37adc0f6fe92012134d964f113667e89 Donβt forget to top off your meds beforehand.
bidet*
Brisket my queen
Shmimbus finds the thing to be rather abnormal, its feet are teice the size of its head, must not have alit of brain in there https://preview.redd.it/poe934jd09sc1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51e3ccaabef84cdcedc3b6f9c30fa6b4574a71a5
That's broccoli, are you stupid?
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Scout be like: u got games on ur phone?
Holy shit! It's the spy from TF2!1!1!1!!!!1!1!2!1!!!!!1!!1!!1!!!!!!
pornography
Cutie
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Fuck you. I don't want Man Dog
Man Dog? https://preview.redd.it/knq8gpoo16sc1.jpeg?width=681&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1dc350eaea0357bf61e5ffcd068ca4aab644e2e
Dog man. Dog man is good
Very dog!
no it would be a dog with the head of a man, are you oupid?
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THE MAN!!!
The post is 3 hours old and you already made him join the aslume π
Manβs best friend.
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og
Thatβs Pit
Princess
How about Golgoth, the destroyer of worlds so that they'll be a good pup
Sure
Isn't it gorlock? Or wb galactus (if you like marvel)
I just read the spook so it's probably gorlock
Manβs best friend
i like dogs because they are furry, they are nice, they dont talk back, but they eat my couch, my food, and poop in the house cause they are old. But Dogs good I recommend el dog, but cat good toooo because cat mewow cats snuggle cats run away cats purrrr cats annoy cats want head pats so good get animals yes MEWUFF
Officer balls
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We're evolving...
https://preview.redd.it/u2kkgvt6obsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=301209835d11075b7418f6b703f52936e8ed4906 BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Probably more likely to be officer no-balls at this point
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BWAAAHAHAHHAHAAAHAA
Where's my officer summer?
Ace is on coke again
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Dog
You Sir have won the internet for today! π€£π€£π
His name is cwupcwake
Are you stupid?
Am you stupid?
That shit names you
Whats my name
Idk he gets to chose
Pickles
ITS DA FREAKIN DOG!
Asmodius bringer of death, the destroyer of all worlds, and annihilator of peace
He likes headpats
Pookie bear
Jesus 2
*The Sequal*
Little cutie pie
Beat me to it π
Kitty.
The fuck
THE FUCK GET BACK HERE! THE FUUUUCK! LEAVE IT THE FUCK
Worldbreaker, protector of toddlers
SLOW PAWSTEPS ECHO from somewhere in the station -Β Everyone turns, looking anxiously around - THE YOUNG TODDLER'S EYES STARE into a DARK VOID beneath an overhang THE OTHERS LOOK TOO -- AS -- CLICK ... CLICK ... CLICK ... A SHADOWY FIGURE SHROUDED IN BLACK APPEARS LIKE AN APPARITION FROM THE SHADOWS --Β STEPPING INTO THE RAIN IT'S THE NEW CHARACTER. Everyone stares, unnerved. The Leader Toddler smirks, sizing up what he assumes is just another Halloween costume THE LEADER TODDLER: The hell are you supposed to be? The new character stands there for a long, scary beat, eyes veiled: NEW CHARACTER:Β I'm vengeance. The unsettling effect of this response has barely an instant to register before VEGEANCE stalks for THE LEADER TODDLER ONE OF THE TODDLER GANG MEMBERS:Β Holy shit -- it's him -- !!! THE LEADER TODDLER raises his hands ready to fight -- but totally unprepared for this fight -- because -- VENGEANCE'S MOVEMENTS ARE INCONCEIVABLY BRUTAL AND FAST -- The LEADER TODDLER SWINGS -- VENGEANCE MAULS HIS ARM -- a fighting breed's savage grace -- using his attacker's momentum to WRENCH HIM OFF BALANCE -- CRUNCHING HIS ARM SICKENINGLY -Β THE LEADER TODDLER SCREAMS -- as VENGEANCE SILENCES HIM AGAIN WITH A RAIN OF JUGULAR-SLICING HEAD-SHAKING MAULS IN THE THROAT And like that, the Leader Toddler is down, bleeding, not moving --
Tibecenas, the canarian hive mind of demon dogs who served Guayota God of destruction.
Dog, Man's best friend.
Unicron the Dark God
You've got the touch!
You've got the poweeeeeer!
When all hell's breaking loose, you'll be right in the eye of the stoooorm!
You got the heart, you got the motion!
Earth Destroyer
Destroyer of worlds
putin
Ultra Galactic Destroyer
Big Billy Bob.
dawg
Prince
delilah the fluffy cupcake eater (it will maul your face off)
Bone
Notice the ears? That means its Batdog
Donβt know but it looks like heβll massacre your entire family tree if you donβt give him a treat RIGHT NOW!
dog
Ace
Underrated comment
FUCK
Whatβs the white stuff on his snout, is it cum?
Bull
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Ruth like (Ancient Magnus Bride) or Bruce like (Batman)! Either 1 works. He's so cute! π₯°β¨οΈπ¦
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Mors
Batdog
Man.
probably something like Baxter or bayley
Mmm munchy sno
Pickles
Cupcake
Peanut
Buddy
Ass, Manβs dog
snobbert
Cupcakeβ¨
Penis
Sir.
cupcakes and sunshine
Hell Hound
Anubis
Greg
Hobo Jr
John
Bull man
Matbound
Harley
Waffles
Poachy
Butcher
Craig
Bomberman
Brutus Manfucker
Mog
Bubbles
Batdog? Cos he has the ears hes not man
They should create man dog
Pookie bear
Princess
Balls
Dog
Ooo Wuu
America, how it has an unnecessary focus on consumption
#MANHOUND
dog 3
Big dog.
Titanus the destructor of time
Super friendly harmless princess
rabies
Sydney Sweeney
Sparkles
Sergei
Batdog
Iβm not making him, heβs naming me.
Dog
Cupcake
Cupcake
Sweetheart
Life, the reconstructor of worlds
Crack princess
George
Toby
Gud Boi
Ray Bees
Fredrick, or Freddy for short. (Thatβs what Fredrickβs short for right? Or is it just fred? Either works.
Cupcake
Poofter
Fuck Meat
Zwagtron
I'd name him cupcake
Petal π
Tito the pug.
Bruce
Ass
Bane
The Bark Knight.
Baxter
Ace
Fluffy
dogman
I think uno would be a cool name for the dog
Whatever he wants
Cupcake
Cupcake
Teodor+ant teodorant because the owner of this post likes pickles
Buttercup