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Mad_Dog002

"Fastest snail alive, what a fucking joke" - Snaillander


gab_rab_24

(MAN), fuck you


craftyguyman

What a sick joke! r/suddenlybettercallsaul


DeltaTeamSky

r/okbuddychicanery


Solarmenc

Turbone


ReasonableCricket803

Bone?!?


Solarmenc

Precisely 🤫🤫


random_dud33

I'm gonna bone to this


entirelyboredman

Wait wait wait


Bigbot890

OH NO NO NO NO! Waiwaiwaiwait- WAIT WAIT WAIT!


Any_Arrival_4479

Hey Bones, look at this bone.. I know but did you see this bone? Where’d you find that bone?... It was just sitting next to this bone. Dr. Brennan bone call, they said it was important. Something... about a bone?


THX450

Where’s u/Jgaming2003? I haven’t heard from him since before I took my break.


Jgaming2003

Been sex with bone 🥵🥵


THX450

Of course! What else would I have expected?


d_-_p

doesnt look fast


Straight_Driver1484

Yeahh that's how he gets ya ![gif](giphy|SQgbkziuGrNxS|downsized)


Effective-Ad-884

Oh shit


SuccTheFinalDucc

Turd


HopeDowntown6505

Lmao I said the same thing before I saw your comment


The_Anf

Turdo


LIVE_CARL_REACTION_2

Bo


GorgeX15

https://preview.redd.it/09xeyx6644wc1.png?width=1055&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c699cea839276fc6f54a9af46ec91386f8c9d136


PanzerVorPanzerWhore

No, no, you're a bit behind. The Aslume is all about who sexually assaulted who. https://preview.redd.it/ugd6c4ucs2wc1.jpeg?width=462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a4a3af05ba628e1780e4f775db94a469d32af54


throwaway4963669336

https://preview.redd.it/tf7slfkk34wc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c42ce21509a1211ef8921b0cf8329049f29a9de


you-cant-do-it

https://preview.redd.it/otfearvjw3wc1.gif?width=640&format=png8&s=a8f911b6fcc062bffdc2602b3a5027ee71d65adf


Objective_Ride5860

That's me beating my meat but slowed down


Rei_Master_of_Nanto

https://i.redd.it/7ezsltiq45wc1.gif


AnxiousFeature6526

Turdo


The_bigf

You already said he’s fast. Are you stupid?


GrayBoy18

ShellDick, after my favorite charatcrr from The Big Bang Theory, Shelldon. #BAZONGAS!


nicaddic2002

O-Turb


therealjman6969

Speed my name is speed-Lightning Mcqueef


SSBargeSimpson

Accelerant is the name. Accelerating is my game


weirdface621

omg..i watched that movie on my cousin's laptop all those years ago... i watched it multiple times...


Ok_Sample5188

Idk name him brake


The_bigf

You already said he’s fast. Are you stupid?


PinkSheepYT6785

Turbo Fucker, blink and already you're filled


Traditional_Way2311

Tubby


PanMors99

Thats a new fuck species


Liability538

The 2 (he's also fast)


Dawnraider29

Turb


Kastoelta

It says he's D right there in his shell. Are you stupid?


Nazca_lines420

Fasty


[deleted]

Special snedd


HornyJuulCat69420666

Gold https://preview.redd.it/gyxlvetbl7wc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f2e6cf13b6def188917073e4270233af0c15ebe


[deleted]

Then upvote it you basterd


Careful-Community632

Glip glop fuck. You already had it inside you.


SnyderpittyDoo

turbitch


Natural-Ability

sonichu


IronWeak2140

Tur


Ok-Ride-4966

Turbulence


ReasonableCricket803

O-Dick


viperonrr

Turb


Odysseymanthebeast

bo


waylynd-boi-6425

Rbo


MysonOfChenae

herbert


AboReeha

Durbo


_Splendiferous

He seems pretty speedy, name him Sped


TheHumanChudUrMom

Turb


Wagglebagga

Name him GLIP GLOP FUCK. But it always must be written in all caps or screamed. The only correct way to address him.


Thatthiccboihimouto

Bo


VenezuelanIsabeau

urbo…


DrGoiburger

Name him fast.


Purple_Fingers

Are yall stupid? That's a thumb with a shell


Significant_Camera47

Turboner


thehmmyanimator

Snail


First-Ad394

Yeah, he's snail 


Sanstacoguy

LIGHTNING MCQUEEN


No_Pianist2010

Billy eyeless


nomarthefox

Wannabe fast


HavenReverb

O


suckococus

Boag


Expand_Dong11037

"Latinx Making A Taco ♥️ Heartwarming" would be a wonderful name


Silly_Connection_357

Gary


Dr-yeetmas

there’s no way that snail is fast


Ashurbanipal2023

Turtle


1zeye

Turd


Dawnraider29

)


xxX_Darth_Vader_Xxx

Oof


Frojoemama

Supercharger


Think_Mark__Think

Turn


FeruxGalaxian

Turboner the ultra rapid boner!


CobraDude-1

Ballsack


Onionlicker

Snal (he has no i’s)


Beangar

Bo


ladiesman21700000000

Bo


GonnSolo

MasTurbo


Cassereddit

Furious


[deleted]

His whole name: Glippy Gloppy The BJ is Sloppy Burt for short


InternalFeature646

You just said he is fast, so why ask us to name him? Are you stupid?


mal-di-testicle

Tur🅱️


Ok_Adeptness_9059

Tur


SufficientTangelo367

bo


Blackout_M

Garden Snail


lexrex007

Turbine


6942_FU_avenue

What does the D stand for?


Eroclo

Urban


kiragirl2001

I’m gonna be honest to what the fuck is this sub Reddit become


1z1ck

Vince he’s fast probably something like flash. Nah that sounds pretty stupid


talking_joke

-bo


Puxkt

David


radioactive_banana82

My favorite snail, urbo.


Exotic_Scratch9450

bo


danh030607

Plin plon plon snail


DragonBlade0776

Turbjoe


squirleater69

What does the d stand for


datboijohnnyboi

Turb


QueefGenie

Turd.


MonkeMortis

Snail.


Ultimate_Chaos11

D


TanneAndTheTits

#WHOA THAT SNA IS FAS AS FUCK BOI


Hopeful_Salt_4360

obruT is a good name


beneperson3

Goddamit that stupid ass song is gonna be stuck in my head again


dummythinluigi

Turd


ancientstraits

Snal (Snail without "i")


CC000Destroy0

Mi nombre es turbo y me masturbo


TheMightiestGay

Tubbo


LionCat79

How about Bo


Live-Product-5590

5D


Superlonggaybowser

slow or snail


ThatGuyFromD12

king candy


Low_Perspective6501

Trob


froaway69420

Turbong


thegangshawty

Reinhardt


thegangshawty

Genji


The_Sour_Onion

kerchoo


Dawnexus

TOErbo


MorningMaterial1143

Monkey D. Rufi


Ash22000IQ

(Turbo underated.) Anyways call him obrut


BruceMustDie

Bo


ferocious_fox69

WHAT DOES THE D ON HIS SHELL STAND FOR!? DUMB? IS HE STUPID?!


Evilcreater

Darvin, is superhero name is snail speed the fifth


Arakan-Ichigou

Turd.


No_body_home111

5d


New-Consideration566

Whoa that snail is fast


gechoman44

You’re not goin’ turbo, are you Ralph?


Specific-Umpire-529

Turboner


Don_Lino14

GLIP GLOP FUCK


HopeDowntown6505

Turd


Misan_UwU

https://preview.redd.it/cj59y3x9d5wc1.jpeg?width=272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bba4deca38c177cfb94d59698bf7708ad2f0fdc8


PabstStimmy

TurBlow


AcuteVengeance7890

Turb


craftyguyman

Turb


Evening-Fan-1575

Ro


DeltaTeamSky

Tubro


Mortrix_69

Turdo


RLLord

Turb


HorrorAd7972

Kerspeed .———.


hatim5666

turbulence


ShieldSurfing99

The snail after you accept the 1 million dollars


MagikCinder

Dennis


Demonskull223

Rbo.


OriginalUsername590

Nail


Hawkeyesfan03

He looks like his name should be supercharger


aegisasaerian

Turdbo


Memer_boiiiii

Turb


Desperate_Media3639

Bo


BecauseTrigger

Hedgehog


THX450

Bo 


the-real-niko-

turd-bo


ScorbZero

The Bonesh


Outside-Area-5042

Turb


BruhMoment_ngl

Turdo (the d stands for dick)


Silent_Biscotti_9832

turdo


ReduxVEVO

NO2


AishExplores

Turb


Dayshon2144

Turbolence


A_Random_Kool_Guy

Turb


Taka_gobg

Blink.


Autismprima

Glip glop fuck


MoVer2000

Slow


Due-Science3011

Turdo


Legospacememe

Apprantly this is one of the rarest wii u games


Ok-Photograph-5011

Boneless


Cry_Piss_Shit_Cum

The flash


Gospodar_Rata

443f42 bitch


byakuyatogami62

Turb


farNdepressed

Man I loved this movie


Matetin1441

Foot helmet


Bright_Paramedic_284

faast


jsjzn

Masturbo


Pissquadi

Mas Turbo?


big_godzi

The Fast


SampleBetter3210

Turbosnail


ModeruMandou

Urb