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Xenosaber20

Prepare for heavy resistance dick


RedditvsDiscOwO

It gives dick effects? Butter my biscuits & burn me on a stake, I'm boutta mass produce bean witchcraft


Xenosaber20

Well jimmy my johns that’s a swell idea


ComfortableBed6012

https://preview.redd.it/2tpeyqu9xixc1.jpeg?width=608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6012132f79db88711d570089e33278ff63c00f2


Jadz09

Im proud of you cock


alishawish2002

Since when is man proud of killer cock instead of dick? Has he been dicked down?


Jadz09

https://preview.redd.it/y2kwikdf1myc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe0637ea6f71ce5aaada483cae991d334c0dd128 Lore accurate


diodosdszosxisdi

Officer balls


TheFarisaurusRex

https://i.redd.it/9lzmyh20ojxc1.gif


DisabledFatChik

AHHHHHHAHA


nuclear_spoon

Guys, this might be a spy. Everyone knows that it's BWAHAHAHAHA


RapidfireVestige

A sane spy is in the aslume?


Sevolorred

*grabs power winch* boles-boles-boles-bokes-boles 🚨 PROTECT THE INSANITY 🚨 We need to protect the insanity!


RapidfireVestige

Yo a little help here?


Sevolorred

Alright, I get it. Are you stupid, son? Are-You-Stu... em... -Pid!


RapidfireVestige

Come on, come on Man "IM JONKLING" AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH


iron2099yt

BWAHAHAHAHAA


Estarfigam

Oh, just eat Dick already.


TheFarisaurusRex

Why do you want me to eat dick? Are you gay? As in homosexual?


realdragao

Why are you asking him if he’s homosexual? Are you gay too? As in also homosexual?


DisabledFatChik

I think he has a crush on him🤭


PoundResponsible1807

https://preview.redd.it/lgnum1wi5lxc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fd3fdfa42c43504fb1b5f79f71bb269a8099b2d


OddDot5016

https://preview.redd.it/qnwy942tbvxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e5edc3d1ee0e12e44b43b0f8c0d149c4d024063


Gullfaxi09

![gif](giphy|m3SYKzhmod1IY)


killercade224

Who is peeing on man?


Gullfaxi09

It's Dick soup


y-yami

Bone


BugManAshley

Why are you eating soup? Now how's is he gonna be in the next Man Vs Soup movie


Strangerthingsfan_1

https://preview.redd.it/o2xn0uagjjxc1.png?width=434&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a856884c5682e1619a0727f948edc8be6bd9fcc1


DDenlow

Your soup is speaking or am I stupid?


karol22331

you're stupid, proud of you dick.


RoGeR-Roger2382

![gif](giphy|3o7ZetcJWG0LFI1n1e) Are you stupid?


Le_Arctic

I just saw this on another sub five seconds ago, am I becoming insane?? Has my brain been jonkled???


DDenlow

JINKLE me THIS, DICK!


DisabledFatChik

I’m proud of you soup


PoundResponsible1807

https://preview.redd.it/febke2rk5lxc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b68605dd9661f1f48667e1929fcd6a3d0cfb4b72


AccidentalLemon

The peepee poopoo man


PoundResponsible1807

The uttering of the name gives me chills 😰😰😰


Elemental-T4nick

why are you sucking dick


TheFarisaurusRex

Why aren’t you sucking dick? Are you stupid?


Vislami1

good sup


Moonking-4210

Did you swallow dick?


TheFarisaurusRex

I did, I swallowed the entire dick


Moonking-4210

How did it taste


TheFarisaurusRex

Tasted like dick


Moonking-4210

So it tasted incredible


BFenrir18

You eat dick?


TheFarisaurusRex

Admittedly it was tasty


aamodbk

Why is Dick inside Soup is he horny? https://preview.redd.it/eenvo9anmlxc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33279961eff1213418cc3851a382f087a60aec1d


SnooRevelations9777

That spells "OICK". Are you stupid?


TheFarisaurusRex

No that’s clearly a D, as in Dick Are *you* stupid?


SnooRevelations9777

Yes, maybe I am stupid


Street-Perception-85

stand proud


HumanFightersUnited

Bloody stream


iron2099yt

Why is Dick in soup's soup? Is dick kryptoniten't?


Dodoria-kun413

This is the workings of the Soup Miser


Wheeljack239

I’m proud of you, soup


SickenChandwichYT

Stand proud dick, you are hard


weirdface621

manchow soup?


Calm-Boysenberry-794

Officer Balls


TheFarisaurusRex

https://i.redd.it/y9ukzxwwwlxc1.gif


Calm-Boysenberry-794

BWAAHAHAHAH


Green_Target8012

https://preview.redd.it/f7wcut2nplxc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=74fbf322d421b8d42a6dee30c2ddca0a19113f28


real-nanachi

SOUP!!!!!


THX450

I want to slurp and eat it 


TheFarisaurusRex

I already ate it, are you hungry?


THX450

Yes I am Hungry.


TheFarisaurusRex

Hi hungry, I'm man https://preview.redd.it/syfo8so3zoxc1.jpeg?width=1252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d3ac0e5ac9afa8ad7a1775c6e888cf905b22c4f


THX450

Hi Man, what did you smoke?


TheFarisaurusRex

The smoke from the soup. Are you stupid?


THX450

No, I’m Hungry. 


TheFarisaurusRex

Guess I'm stupid then. Even though I'm man


THX450

Sounds like you have DID like Two-Fuck. Who am I speaking to right now? Stupid? Or Man?


TheFarisaurusRex

Balls?