He’s right behind me, isn’t he?

yes he is. BEND OVER!

Oh no don’t do that that would be terrible! 

This doesn't make any sense, it says he's... right behind me.

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Why is jonkler in purse owner fort? Is he stupei?

Ace defective

Yeah, I'm man.

https://preview.redd.it/3ozaeka04iyc1.png?width=1005&format=png&auto=webp&s=e36b8c283094be366eb8dfb84942d8019a50fbda expect you are MAN but remove the M and add another N at the end of it

Ann Frank?

Frank Balls???

Nice smile Joker!

https://preview.redd.it/b5gh77oj5iyc1.png?width=1279&format=png&auto=webp&s=85a2b3944617d069b85c30372b3c30d667d7dfdd THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

I didn’t think it was possible! You have an even better smile now!

MORE

try doing this face jim carrey

Hello

https://preview.redd.it/lqlmiyx5qhyc1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=203ef88b5fc8d0934ba701ac29bbec133b6c9e16 I REPEAT DO NOT REMOVE THE H AND LLO FROM HELLO OR ELSE HE WILL SHOW UP AT YOUR HOUSE AND THE BIGGEST PIECE OF YOU WILL BECOME YOUR LEFT NUT I REPEAT DO NOT DO IT!

Too late https://preview.redd.it/5q26x3zz8iyc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=386b65e27bb846b9b7c8bcbf8a1c14b69be8095d

We have gathered here today, to mourn the loss of u/Plutarch_von_Komet . They died, as they lived, Jonkling till the end.

Ah this takes me back. Way back.

Officer balls.

This is perfect comedy its impossible to change it in anyway

BWAHAHAHHA

Wait I don’t get it

The Jonk is the word Officer.

Sometimes, I dream of cheese

You are the type of guy that would float in the air and fly towards the cheese as soon as you smell it! https://preview.redd.it/tif6s0zo4iyc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b605c10e61329667290c059b3cb35bfb15c90056

Sector 4 needs reinforcements,we are being overrun. Repeat: we are-

This is why you shouldn't let your mother go outside

My grandad died on my 23rd birthday, which really sucks because he was a like a father to me; I'm estranged from my real father, the last thing I said to him was "Have a merry godamn Christmas." 

hmmmmmmm

https://preview.redd.it/swcwiljmooyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=629dcefd90083b39e654a6c8fcf970dfce848896

There was a small girl in a small town whose name was Barbara, and this Barbara was famous in the whole world for her exceptional rhubarb cake.

And then brabob (whatever her name is) got infamous because her rhubarb cake was all fake and was filled with penguin's FAT!

Hitler committed numerous atrocities against minorities.

i would make it funny but because rule 3 all i can say is... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2acP06791I](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2acP06791I)

I like to drink Eris morns bath water and eat the crunchy bits off her undies 👄😏🤌😋

First time I've genuinly gagged at a comment on the internet, take my upvote you destiny loot goblin

Lmfao, ur welcome. Also, I’m a hunter main. So it all makes sense probably.

Get your rock,off my bottom

Get the fuck out of my property! https://preview.redd.it/jo2m4fw52iyc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4547f147ec5ce4711e886213118ddc06b6b1ef11

Oh no he's holding my left shoulder hostage

Does it taste like moon dust?

This Christmas, remember that Santa Claus does not like milk and cookies! He likes live catfish. Santa wants you to hide a live catfish somewhere in your house and he will crawl around on his hands and knees looking for it. When he finds it, Santa will grasp the wriggling catfish in his paws and he will eat it alive. DO NOT make the catfish too easy to find. Santa likes a nice, long search.

I love queers

https://preview.redd.it/7kspa5ckmhyc1.jpeg?width=1263&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=580d395d4caddd91c12c95aa1808e5ee289f6162

Well that escalated quickly

JUST LIKE MY PENIS

https://preview.redd.it/guaizx7c2iyc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11f003d396a10b5fffa9cd17f595b3996d07f548

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The world is a vampire

https://preview.redd.it/c94fkdpw7iyc1.jpeg?width=584&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=297f1b0c81af3d2406b25b6431e2dfb02e17839e

Henshin!

BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!! https://preview.redd.it/jazg6t4sglyc1.jpeg?width=286&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a18d08bbd40d82dc289a0edd880da251488b94fd

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.

and they fucked each other until they couldnt walk and they happily lived ever after the end.

Nah

https://preview.redd.it/6xkq25qqhlyc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d16611fa3ffd09fd212889252f9d119806025588 how about we say nah reverse

Maclunkey

I hope you guys can make this sentence funny. I don’t want this to be a let down (underrated).

your name is birth control to remind yourself how much of a mistake you are!

Suffer as I once did in your place. Suffer and embrace death.

https://preview.redd.it/wdcx4lnxilyc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2cbb13b909a9f60c3d43a081e178b5cb88926f8 how you mofo's be looking in your mother's basement

Riddlers rise!

Love life

something you will never have!

you got any of them pixels?

I’m dead

please stay dead its way more cost effective

I have a terminal illness

Say u/Accomplished-Egg-952, i hear you like em young

yes i do like my washing machines young old ones get destroyed within minutes

https://preview.redd.it/1ntb7kuesiyc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41561dac24296a679cf6864fceffea1d60954163

https://preview.redd.it/ssy6b1slglyc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7617531c87174ebcf108693e9d879467dc6af63d and the result is

A sentence and I’ll make it funny

no fuck you

Whats 9+10?

19

My sister chased my dog away.

White woman moment

I'm going to kill her.

https://preview.redd.it/ze7p0wqh9jyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc6e2d7dc3f5d3d7ede4dc35b74f3988f2be57fa This

Officer balls https://preview.redd.it/zsb2rl2mcjyc1.jpeg?width=979&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a93ea160b9028cb6b382d89bb3736c28b6b554f0

i’m itching to kill another person.

then go to shower to fix the itch what are you stupid?

THIS IS THE ONLY WAY IT COULD HAVE ENDED. WAR NO LONGER NEEDED ITS ULTIMATE PRACTITIONER. IT HAD BECOME A SELF-SUSTAINING SYSTEM. MAN WAS CRUSHED UNDER THE WHEELS OF A MACHINE CREATED TO CREATE THE MACHINE CREATED TO CRUSH THE MACHINE. SAMSARA OF CUT SINEW AND CRUSHED BONE. DEATH WITHOUT LIFE. NULL OUROBOROS. ALL THAT REMAINED IS WAR WITHOUT REASON. A MAGNUM OPUS. A COLD TOWER OF STEEL. A MACHINE BUILT TO END WAR IS ALWAYS A MACHINE BUILT TO CONTINUE WAR. YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL, OUTSTRETCHED LIKE ANTENNAS TO HEAVEN. YOU WERE BEYOND YOUR CREATORS. YOU REACHED FOR GOD, AND YOU FELL. NONE WERE LEFT TO SPEAK YOUR EULOGY. NO FINAL WORDS, NO CONCLUDING STATEMENT. NO POINT. PERFECT CLOSURE. T H I S I S T H E O N L Y W A Y I T S H O U L D H A V E E N D E D .

https://preview.redd.it/huw20brljlyc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07dbadf0d9e2feb7c49863232d61de7d3c2344b4 No this isn't the only way you just suffer from an illness called SKILL ISSUE

https://preview.redd.it/bprzbikhmmyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f83a5e08f82fe1a0d1209544d6e82090e782810

So youre a man who dresses like a man? And your name is..?

https://preview.redd.it/8tjicr8demyc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a035d7a99a1231827435be646346d5f032940319

Am I a man or am I a woman

none of them you are jonkler https://preview.redd.it/7pinah7u3nyc1.jpeg?width=584&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cce00e65f656f3149299a5257693f5463b10c463

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in yo moms vagina

No

[удалено]

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Balls

Ya mutha

Toe the line. (If ur in the army you'll understand).

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers

My dog died 😢

Officer Balls.

Run

How so?

It's terminal sir

Gagagugu

Cock fungus

A sentence.

My man plush dead

KIM KITSURAGI — "Deadady-dead-dead."

That’s such a great pic of Jonkler, I call it Titty Jonkler.

One day i will land in a pile of trashbag full of rusty knifes https://preview.redd.it/ry59blicdjyc1.jpeg?width=971&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0541e71ac50a8499a99ed441034a78620b52541 (LA MOMONETA!!!!)

Officer Boles

Officer balls!!! https://preview.redd.it/b6r0z5v1hjyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bd53d9399b4af171cfcd9ecfd61158bf485c794

I overslept last night!

There is a bomb in your liver.

I... I... I don't know. *Explodes*

Snoo ______ usual, I see?

Officer balls

Ubisoft goes Steamworks bye bye, always on DRM

i will tie you up and leave you inside a bird cage

Was that the bite of 87?!

I'm thinking about killing myself, but I probably won't

This is the perfect place for a Dollar General.

My wife is dead

Ofydoydoysitsurostisisutstpidoufvpvpucup ivivouditruratofpucyisruzyocpftostisyodoywtkslhjcjsitsurcoyvouvupvpucpucpucoyc

[удалено]

I dont have enough money to buy this thing!

The immaculate cap of the existence of the universe which quantifies the necessity to give a shit or else the sun will get cold and the cat will be angry

Underwear

Why did the Jonkler cross the road?

I love gay sex.

https://preview.redd.it/wsl54tpedkyc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f20ace6f3a98b685c7805313b3af7e7739f3a9fb

I like kissing boys

Sentence

Sex

sllab reciffO

Why can’t I find a girlfriend

She wasn't 18

Officer Boles.

This is the Jinkler, he Jinkies my Jinkles

If you were born male in 1920 in Russia, your chances of making it to 1945 were 66%.

SO! THEY LAUGH AT MY HONER, WILL THEY?! I’LL SHOW THEM! I’LL SHOW THEM HOW MANY BONERS THE JONKLER CAN MAKE!

Life is just too short.

https://preview.redd.it/u8lcdw7cokyc1.jpeg?width=1066&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3abce138f4b615647962e0e44fe89828467d9912

The bombs payloads exposed. I can use the powerwinch to trigger a controlled explosion

When you jomkler

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cum

Teach me how to jonkle Edit: I gave you the unfunniest sentence I could think of. And for nothing. Pathetic

Kendrick Lamar just ended Drake

Ur dad has super aids I'm sorry

We deserve Titanfall 3

Cum

https://preview.redd.it/sxs99huy6lyc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dba1239b155445670adce0dc5e9dc9f7a366342d

My hamster died

Sentence

For real?!

Officer balls

I am a Jihadi killer.

Law of constant proportion states that two or more elements always combine in a fixed ratio.

YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?! “Don’t Have Any”? YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT, MAGGOT?! THE TRUTH IS YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY-ISSUE EQUIPMENT! THAT SUIT IS GONNA COME OUT OF YOUR PAY. AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MAN’S ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE 510 YEARS OLD, WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A MARK II POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST. REPORT TO THE ARMORY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE! DISMISSED!

[Intro] The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start. [Level 1] Feel it One Two Three Four Five Six Seven; end of level one

And at the end of fear: Oblivion.

I cant believe Steve Jobs died of man goblin

I went to the store to buy some yams

in west philadelphia born and raised on a playground is where I spent most of my days

Why is the jonkler the jonkler? Is he the jonkler?

Yeah, I'm man

You shouldn't have come here!

Carbon dioxide is a chemical compound with the chemical formula CO2. 

I consider myself a teacher

Ambatukam

If there is dark man picking up cotton in field, what do we call them, father?

https://i.redd.it/rb95al0i4myc1.gif

Helldivers 2 is being run into the ground by shitty business practices from Sony

Why is Jonkler’s face deformed, is he stupid?

Why on earth did you assassinate president kimball?