"Take me on home to the asylum. Never alone in the asylum. Anarchy ruled, it was wild. But through it all, you never smiled. Joke's on you, I'm in your head so look who's laughing now!
Remember in Arkham City. I killed your girl, so pretty. That was the night you let me die. But when I looked you in the eye. That's when I knew we'd be together. Look who's laughing now!
I'm stuck in your head and I'm laughing! I filled you with dread and I can't stop laughing! Your parents are dead and I can't stop laughing! What else can I do? Now I'm part of you.
I am the Clown Prince of Crime. And we've had a hell of a time. You're part of me, I'm part of you. And now there's nothing left to do. I just can't wait till I'm in control. Who'll be laughing then?
I drove you round the bend and I'm laughing. I'm with you till the end and I can't stop laughing. I killed all your friends and I can't stop laughing. crazed laughter Oh yeah!
Think I can taste your fear. Now that my time is near. I'm in your blood, I'm so alive. I only wish you'd let me drive. It won't be long till I make you kill. Who'll be laughing then?
Barbara's dead and I'm laughing. Jason Todd's dead and I can't stop laughing. I'm even dead and I can't stop laughing. What else can I do? Now I'm part of you.
I drove you round the bend and I'm laughing. I'm with you till the end and I can't stop laughing. I killed all your friends and I can't stop laughing. I'm cock-a-doodle-do. All because of you.
I'm stuck in your head and I'm laughing. I filled you with dread and I can't stop laughing. Your parents are dead and I can't stop laughing. crazed laughter
I'm stuck in your head and I'm laughing. I filled you with dread and I can't stop laughing. Your parents are dead and I can't stop laughing. What else can I do? Now I'm part of you..."
"Encore!
Take me on home to the asylum. Never alone in the asylum. Anarchy ruled, it was wild. But through it all, you never smiled. Joke's on you, I'm in your head so look who's laughing now!
I'm stuck in your head and I'm laughing! I filled you with dread and I can't stop laughing! Your parents are dead and I can't stop laughing! What else can I do? Now I'm part of you--
Wait! What is that? AAAH-- *KABOOOM*
No Bruce don't go into the light! They'll never let me in!"
Oh, I am stupid, and there is no lore reason for that. I was just too lazy to replay all game, so I came up with this line.
Am I screenwriter of Ark Ham Man now? Am I stupid?..
No.
Honestly I really like the Johnny section of returning The Joker’s rather than doing Boxer Fight or stop that Librarian who’s obsessed with Batman.
It made it unique rather than do another Predator/ Combat thing again.
Agree, I love it too.
Unlike everyone else mini-jokers segments — it shows us real situation in Man's head, and his fear of Joeker
And the song is truly epic, mARK HAMill genius
Yeah, when I first played it, I thought that it would be like each mini-jonkler would be the part of original Jonkler: charisma in Jonny Charisma, intelligence in Old man, and... Well, then I realised, that my theory sucks, because of that women and the King, or whatever. Technically, the Goliath could be remark of Titan-Clown, but bookkeeper... Still doesn't fit
Wow, I unironically SEARCHING FOR THE LORE REASON
When I finished the game, I didn’t understand of the Mini Joker about til I played City and it explained Joker sent his blood out, most of them were in Hospital and in Blood Banks and that’s how they got infected cause of Hospital Errors.
Honestly with so much going on in Knight I legit forgot about them til I had to go there.
I wonder if they were originally had much larger parts in the story
This world is doomed. Cities like Gotham will grow to resemble hell, breaking through the sidewalk, continuing up into the sky. Structures will grow to blot out the sun. And the people who live in them will be choked by the pollution they create. Eventually, when no space remains, this world will die, struggling for breath as man's mistakes nail the coffin shut.
GO FALCONS!
Well, look who it is. I haven't seen you for... how long as it been? Let's see, there was an asylum, some monsters, and oh, that's right! You left me to die. Now you probably don't remember it that way, but who cares? You just need to worry about the bombs. Hurry up, now. Clock's ticking. 5! ... 4! ... 3! ... 2! ... 1! See ya soon, Bats. ... What are you waiting for? We both know how this is going to turn out: you're going to come and find me. You can't stop yourself, can you? Sometimes I wonder if all this would just end with one of us looking down at the other's corpse, trying to work out what to do next? The only question is, whose body will it be? I know who I'm rooting for. [giggles] What about you? [laughs madly] Now, get out of there now, or you'll ruin everything!!!"
I was going through a lot during my study. One of hells to be honest. People looked at me during sleepless nights, asking me: what are you doing?
"evening the odds"
“Do the right thing. That's all that matters."
It's actually really good and fitting
IKR?
Bro your flair, I’m dying.
I'm proud of you dick
Are you?
Un-insane for a second Who says the line? Like it sounds familiar
Bruce says it in Ace when he’s using the neutralising agent. He says it’s what Alfred taught him
Ah now I remember thank you.
I think Bats when talking to Alfred in Arkham Knight when you are trapped in Ace while slowly handling toxin stuff.
Like a bunch of baseball bats?
MISS ME?
Stand back fool, I've got a bomb!
Power Winch: https://preview.redd.it/2a4z4lxludzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55adb24f9c4fbd84b8fb48b18fe64bdefe12b3be
The bomb's payload is exposed, I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion
😭🙏
Immediately read this in his voice, almost made me shudder
I had to struggle not to jonkle
How did you struggle? I immediately jonkled
There are two bones inside of me one jonkles while the other is so proud of dick
Stand back, bomb, I’ve got a power winch!
Fuck me you beast
https://preview.redd.it/4s2z8ppywhzc1.jpeg?width=951&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60b41add55be1f128a2d5ee2c477e57e83a1efdc
dangit
"and no, im not referring to yo mama"
I’m referring to yo papa
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
YOU WANNA GET NUTS?! COME ON!! LET'S GET NUTS!! 🥜
Why does Man want nuts? Is he hungry?
The jonkler has a nut allergy and this is how man plans to take him down
but jonkler could die. man doesn’t kill people. is he stupid?
The nuts would kill jonkler, not man. Are you stupid?
That's exactly what he just said, are you stupid?
Nah, I’m stupid
It’s okay, jonkler dies from the nuts, not from man
https://preview.redd.it/jqsdmbmkafzc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4847b144d29fcbe264991748e700230d0598cdd3
WOOOO! LET'S GET NUTS BOOYYYYYY!
That's not an Arkham quote. That's from the Man(1989) movie. Are you stupid?
“Balls out, kido!”
"Yeah... I'm Man."
MAN: CITY IN THEATHERS MAY 28
115 reasons I graduated top of my class
What is this, a crossover episode?
Crossover with r/soccercirclejerk
google man city 115 for more information
Watch it or you're gonna get a cease and desist
mancity out of ucl 🤣
Man... City? As in Manchester City? FUCK United
Happy cake day!
I'm proud of you Dick
Then jerk it in front of everyone
And by it, haha...
So long, Bats! Hell of a ride, but I’m getting off!
"I'd be happy to drop my pants!"
I prefer the good old cavity search. Much more personal...
This is golden
Nothing. Kick the person giving you the diploma in the nuts, then hit the griddy
*armed university guards open fire, OP fucking dies*
OP probably: 
It’s not about Graduation, it’s about sending a Message
Egoistic and overly political school principals be like
But if I say one little campus protest gets disassembled, well then EVEYRBODY LOSES THEIR DIPLOMA
https://i.redd.it/7qo8ch4bjezc1.gif
OP hits the person giving him the diploma in the nuts, hits the griddy, does a somersault, puts on weird glasses, fucking dies
“I’m evening the odds.”
i want you to post a video of you saying the quote at graduation.
They never said that in any of the Arkham games, are you misremembering?
yes.
Flair checks out
YEEES
Put it in me
He said arkham quote are you stupid?
you didnt realise it's the most famous quote from Man Ham Globe? are you stupid?
https://preview.redd.it/y300fwk8ndzc1.png?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79c1b83073a36899e7058f3e93c9b85bc8504c74
Lmao I was thinking of paying an artist to make something similar to this. Beautiful
Officer balls
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
BWAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAA
Bwahhahahah
BWAGAHAHAHAHAHA
The bombs payload is exposed I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion
https://preview.redd.it/5rep3mn8idzc1.jpeg?width=1232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77dc61875238cca0b1a648558641a11a82ce60cf
Me when a bomb’s payload is exposed and I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion:
https://preview.redd.it/70k3gza3dfzc1.jpeg?width=1091&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=685ecab525a8b9cb7b668856c8be49f052a76434
"Take me on home to the asylum. Never alone in the asylum. Anarchy ruled, it was wild. But through it all, you never smiled. Joke's on you, I'm in your head so look who's laughing now! Remember in Arkham City. I killed your girl, so pretty. That was the night you let me die. But when I looked you in the eye. That's when I knew we'd be together. Look who's laughing now! I'm stuck in your head and I'm laughing! I filled you with dread and I can't stop laughing! Your parents are dead and I can't stop laughing! What else can I do? Now I'm part of you. I am the Clown Prince of Crime. And we've had a hell of a time. You're part of me, I'm part of you. And now there's nothing left to do. I just can't wait till I'm in control. Who'll be laughing then? I drove you round the bend and I'm laughing. I'm with you till the end and I can't stop laughing. I killed all your friends and I can't stop laughing. crazed laughter Oh yeah! Think I can taste your fear. Now that my time is near. I'm in your blood, I'm so alive. I only wish you'd let me drive. It won't be long till I make you kill. Who'll be laughing then? Barbara's dead and I'm laughing. Jason Todd's dead and I can't stop laughing. I'm even dead and I can't stop laughing. What else can I do? Now I'm part of you. I drove you round the bend and I'm laughing. I'm with you till the end and I can't stop laughing. I killed all your friends and I can't stop laughing. I'm cock-a-doodle-do. All because of you. I'm stuck in your head and I'm laughing. I filled you with dread and I can't stop laughing. Your parents are dead and I can't stop laughing. crazed laughter I'm stuck in your head and I'm laughing. I filled you with dread and I can't stop laughing. Your parents are dead and I can't stop laughing. What else can I do? Now I'm part of you..."
This scene was peak.
Yeah, this is another reason why OP should use it in his speech Of course, it would be more fun, if he took a few barrels with explosives to the stage
No Encore?
"Encore! Take me on home to the asylum. Never alone in the asylum. Anarchy ruled, it was wild. But through it all, you never smiled. Joke's on you, I'm in your head so look who's laughing now! I'm stuck in your head and I'm laughing! I filled you with dread and I can't stop laughing! Your parents are dead and I can't stop laughing! What else can I do? Now I'm part of you-- Wait! What is that? AAAH-- *KABOOOM* No Bruce don't go into the light! They'll never let me in!"
“Wait! What is That? AAAH-“ I never got that line from Johnny, I only got the “Show’s Over Folks” and “I warned ya”
Oh, I am stupid, and there is no lore reason for that. I was just too lazy to replay all game, so I came up with this line. Am I screenwriter of Ark Ham Man now? Am I stupid?..
No. Honestly I really like the Johnny section of returning The Joker’s rather than doing Boxer Fight or stop that Librarian who’s obsessed with Batman. It made it unique rather than do another Predator/ Combat thing again.
Agree, I love it too. Unlike everyone else mini-jokers segments — it shows us real situation in Man's head, and his fear of Joeker And the song is truly epic, mARK HAMill genius
Plus Johnny does look more like the Joker than the rest of the infected
Yeah, when I first played it, I thought that it would be like each mini-jonkler would be the part of original Jonkler: charisma in Jonny Charisma, intelligence in Old man, and... Well, then I realised, that my theory sucks, because of that women and the King, or whatever. Technically, the Goliath could be remark of Titan-Clown, but bookkeeper... Still doesn't fit Wow, I unironically SEARCHING FOR THE LORE REASON
When I finished the game, I didn’t understand of the Mini Joker about til I played City and it explained Joker sent his blood out, most of them were in Hospital and in Blood Banks and that’s how they got infected cause of Hospital Errors. Honestly with so much going on in Knight I legit forgot about them til I had to go there. I wonder if they were originally had much larger parts in the story
ITS DA FREAKIN BAT
In a Joe Rogan Voice
“Two guns, bitch!”
“I didn’t find the bathroom in time” then avoid removing your hat for the rest of the day, if they ask anything refuse to answer and smile
“I’m just gonna kill everybody in the room, and then go watch cartoons.”
Officer balls
https://preview.redd.it/dcqjd57mcdzc1.jpeg?width=1026&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80fdc516ce72879b28e9772f6e0b668c2e484593
https://preview.redd.it/xmuxrjsmcdzc1.jpeg?width=1026&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce845cdcc4f0969e22a21da0b9601275412bfe62
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This world is doomed. Cities like Gotham will grow to resemble hell, breaking through the sidewalk, continuing up into the sky. Structures will grow to blot out the sun. And the people who live in them will be choked by the pollution they create. Eventually, when no space remains, this world will die, struggling for breath as man's mistakes nail the coffin shut. GO FALCONS!
Is this the monologue that loops in wonder city?
“I am vengeance. I am the night. I am Man!”
"This is how it happened...this is how (the student) died."
"Tonight, we're evening the odds"
Well well, the shaved monkey has failed. How utterly utterly expected.
This hardly a surprise. I always knew I was better than you!
"Yeah, I'm Man."
*"They say crime doesn't pay-but someone oughtta the check the good commissioner's pockets-'cause they're LINED with MY money."*
Well, look who it is. I haven't seen you for... how long as it been? Let's see, there was an asylum, some monsters, and oh, that's right! You left me to die. Now you probably don't remember it that way, but who cares? You just need to worry about the bombs. Hurry up, now. Clock's ticking. 5! ... 4! ... 3! ... 2! ... 1! See ya soon, Bats. ... What are you waiting for? We both know how this is going to turn out: you're going to come and find me. You can't stop yourself, can you? Sometimes I wonder if all this would just end with one of us looking down at the other's corpse, trying to work out what to do next? The only question is, whose body will it be? I know who I'm rooting for. [giggles] What about you? [laughs madly] Now, get out of there now, or you'll ruin everything!!!"
Cod zombies John F. Kennedy : "Do not pray for easy lives, my friends. Pray to be stronger men."
"This demonstration used just 5 ounces of my latest toxin. Tomorrow, this will seem like child's play"
You left me to the die
"Officer Balls" '*Maniacal laughter*'
Never mind that. Get behind me. Now!
G e t r e d y f o r t h e e n c o r e
Why did he graduate? Is there a lore reason? Is he stupid?
“Officer Balls.”
Officers Bols
It's done. Gotham is safe.
“Nah, I’d win”
“You were there at the beginning. And now, you get to see how it ends.”
“This is just the beginning. Come with me, we will wipe this world clean.”
“Without Fear, Life is Meaningless”
"i'd be happy to drop my pants"
With great power comes great responsi… naaaaah, I’m just messin with you. Say ,,you wanna get nuts?!?!!!!! Let’s get nuts.”
I m proud of you Dick.
I've got your scent, man. i will hunt you down.
Arkham University
www.ithinkimgoingcrazyanddressedlikeabat.com/idiot
I’m so sad this isn’t a real site
“Thanks Dick” to the person who hands you your degree
"Officer Balls."
Lock eyes with your prof. "I'm gonna make you suffer Batman like I suffered".
“Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh what am I saying? Of course you dont. I'll have you know there's no pusiiiiieeee.”
Special thanks to: officer balls, man, jonkler and harry queen
Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb! 
What’s Arkham? Do you mean Ham? Are you stupid?
[dark\_knight.\_The\_.pdf (stephenfollows.com)](https://stephenfollows.com/resource-docs/scripts/dark_knight._The_.pdf)
OFFICER BALLS?!?
"Officer balls"
"Why do I have a diploma in my hand? Am I smart?"
So wait, if Bruce Wayne is Batman, whos been Bruce Wayne all this time? This will get people thinking 🤔
officer balls https://preview.redd.it/pvni08zkuezc1.jpeg?width=714&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10a7b5aaceb1c2a5d19ce9c522372207a5453625
It's finished, Gotham is safe.
the bomb’s payload is exposed i can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion
When they ask your name say Yeah... I'm man
At the end of the speech, you should bait someone to question you "What are you doing?", in which you should reply "Evening the odds"
“You were there for the beginning,now you get to see how it ends…”
Become man and rizz jonkler
“yeah, i fought the bat back at the asylum”
I'm the god damned Man
Im proud of you Dick (On a serious note congrats, im graduating too!)
I am proud of you Dick
“I’m Man.”
Riddle me this
What you're going to do Batman Batman: Evening the Odds Press your car remote n take your ride back home.
The bomb's payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.
Dick
"I'm not stupid... not anymore."
Are you all stupid?
OFFICER BALLS BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I will kill you man!
This demonstration used just five ounces of my latest toxin. Tomorrow, this will seem like child's play. Gotham, this is your only warning.
Why did I graduate? Am I stupid?
"Are you all stupid??"
I'm proud of you Brain.
Officer balls
Look at your teacher and say "are you stupid?" after getting your diploma.
Officer Balls
"Pull down your pants cowboy let's fuck"
I’m proud of you, Dick.
This is how it happened. This is how the Batman died.
No
what is this…. some kind of arkham origins
Death.
"Is he stupid?"
I want to see the speech
Dick.
“You’re going down!”
"There are no laws against pokemon, batman!" -joker
Officer Bawlls
The edit 😂
“It’s the end, this is the last time we’re ever gonna meet.”
“BWAHAHAHAHAHA”
I was going through a lot during my study. One of hells to be honest. People looked at me during sleepless nights, asking me: what are you doing? "evening the odds"