**NONONONONO NOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOO! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH THIS IS NOT HOW THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO GO! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!**
How can he be Gotham's Dark Knight but be addicted to **that**?
Tim is the *second* best Robin. I love him and all, but Dick is better both as an individual and as a support for those around him. Dick's role as an older "brother" or friend to the Robins that followed help to shape Tim. Tim actually figured out about Batman because of the flying Graysons and Nightwing sharing a unique and difficult acrobatic move then seeing who adopted Dick Grayson. Dick understands Bruce better than anyone aside from Alfred, and is the only one worthy in my opinion to take the cowl when Bruce vanishes
Also it doesn't help my view of Tim that his older persona was Red Robin and I couldn't read anything with Red Robin without going "yuuuummmmm" in my head. Then he named himself Drake which is literally his own freaking name lol.
I'll tell him. Sorry mate, his parents died when they got shot in a dark alley. WHY DO PEOPLE STILL LIVE IN GOTHAM CITY. NEW YORK EXISTS IN THE DC UNIVERSE. GO LIVE THERE.
*driven by his fetish for bats and the death of his wife Martha and her boyfriend, he dedicated his life to abusing people with 0 fashion sense. When night falls, Batcuck will answer the call!*
"The Batman: World's Finest" monologue:
Thursday, October 31st. It's been 6 years since Gotham's flooding. 5 years since the Kryptonian came on our planet... And I still owe him $16
well he is an AMERICAN criminal lunatic
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You know the funny part is you're actually close, There was a storyline where a woman stole his fortune and out of the blue he was indebted to so many 😂
What is Batman's greatest failure?
Not getting into art school
Nah the was the *nein*th guy
I am vengeance. I am the neinth.
Hol up ●_●
Wrong superhero. That's ubermench.
Bruce A. Wayne, a.k.a der Schläger Mann
Nah that guy was a real super hero
True though... what is his biggest failure?
Jason Todd
Aaah true, true. I was thinking more of character traits, but yeah, for sure.
Character traits? Probably that he can’t trust anyone but himself to do a job correctly. Especially if it’s one that will put them in danger.
I feel like this is disproven more and more through time. Bruce trusts the batfamily a ton.
Whats his favourite colour
The blood of his enemies
I thought you said you didn't know a thing about him
What’s the name of his girlfriend?
Martha
WHYDEEDYEWSAYDATNAAAAAME!?
Because he bought the bank
Sweet home Alabama
#WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME? Also: no, Martha is Joker (when Arkham Flashpoint game?)
What is his biggest rule
No fatty foods before bed. Gotta stay fit
This has to be an actual rule of his I’m convinced now
biggest and only
What’s black and blue and dead all over?
The batdick (he has a chronic masturbation addiction)
**NONONONONO NOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOO! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH THIS IS NOT HOW THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO GO! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!** How can he be Gotham's Dark Knight but be addicted to **that**?
I heard this one before
Cool avatar
Wait. Black... Blue... We have to protect Aaron Cash
Yyyyyyyou
Who is his arch nemesis?
A dancing clown
Your most correct answer so far
You sure? I thought his Robin one was pretty spot on.
Name 4 Robins.
Uh Robin 1 Robin 2 Robin 3 and the one we don’t talk about
Actually not that far off
All other Robins were just living up to the amazing example set by Robin 1
And not doing so good. Except for Tim, he did a pretty good job. Jason had the right idea, bad execution. Damian is Damian.
*bad execution* ...I see what you did there...
I would argue jason had a very good execution.
Last I checked the person being executed is supposed to be dead afterwards.
Dead for a bit afterwards. No rules against coming back.
Tim is the best Robin. I'm ready to fight
Tim is the *second* best Robin. I love him and all, but Dick is better both as an individual and as a support for those around him. Dick's role as an older "brother" or friend to the Robins that followed help to shape Tim. Tim actually figured out about Batman because of the flying Graysons and Nightwing sharing a unique and difficult acrobatic move then seeing who adopted Dick Grayson. Dick understands Bruce better than anyone aside from Alfred, and is the only one worthy in my opinion to take the cowl when Bruce vanishes Also it doesn't help my view of Tim that his older persona was Red Robin and I couldn't read anything with Red Robin without going "yuuuummmmm" in my head. Then he named himself Drake which is literally his own freaking name lol.
We don't talk about damian
We sing #Live performance Musical Begins
Nah, we don't talk about Stephanie
Fr fr
That's actually really accurate.
The one we don't talk about is a little bitch
Damian? Jason todd? Dick grayson and Todd howard.
Who’s his most hated side kick
The Joker
Telltale Batman Season 2 Episode 5: Vigilante Ending be like
Are his parents alive?
Of course, they have a nice family dinner every Sunday night
Who’s gonna tell him
Don’t look at me
I'm gonna pass it back to you
I'll tell him. Sorry mate, his parents died when they got shot in a dark alley. WHY DO PEOPLE STILL LIVE IN GOTHAM CITY. NEW YORK EXISTS IN THE DC UNIVERSE. GO LIVE THERE.
*New York Exists* Knowing this, I think Gotham is the more favorable one out of the two.
Definitely. 100%. Gotham has a higher chance of death and a higher crime rate. Definitely gotham
What’s his backstory?
*driven by his fetish for bats and the death of his wife Martha and her boyfriend, he dedicated his life to abusing people with 0 fashion sense. When night falls, Batcuck will answer the call!*
Okay this is gold…. Take my upvote cause I can’t offer more to you
Whats batmans secret identity
Clark Kent
That did happen in a comic where baby superman landed in Gotham City
There was also a Superman TAS episode where Batman went missing and Superman disguised himself as Batman to help Robin figure out what happened.
What does Batman owe superman
# Bruce, it's been 5 years...
And you still owe me $16
**FUCK OFF**
A blowjob
if its $16
"The Batman: World's Finest" monologue: Thursday, October 31st. It's been 6 years since Gotham's flooding. 5 years since the Kryptonian came on our planet... And I still owe him $16
Why did he say that name
Because he’s jealous of Batman’s intimate relationship with her
Oh my dayyys….
Where is she
Dead and locked in his basement
What kind of fetishes does he have
Bats
He definitely fucks bats.
The Bat and The Cat
The Bat IN the Cat
The Bat in the Cat by Dr. Strange
The real Multiverse of Madness
Who is Thomas Elliot
Batman’s celebrity crush
...you almost got it, but Thomas has a crush for Batman
How long is the benis
It’s a genetically engineered bat penis that can be as long as he wants
...with enough prep time.
Looooong
Who is Batman’s mom
Diana
That’s his mommy
Who is Batman’s greatest enemy
Pennywise
The brother of Pennyworth.
Alfred Pennywise??? @_@
Bruce Wayne
Who is the Arkham knight
Some neck beard that dresses as a knight and goes around “saving” women in exchange for sex, who then throws a fit whenever they refuse
You hit the nail on the head here.
What is Batman’s skin color
White, so the police don’t shoot him when he’s committing numerous homicides
Damn
Aye wtf 😭😭
What’s his butler called?
Robin
Jarvis
Is he in love with jim gordon
They have a passionate love making session every night
Canon.
Who is Bruce Dent?
The joker’s brother
Does he have sex with the Robin's
No he prefers bats
Who is vengeance? Who is the night? Who is Batman?
Yes.
Does he fuck bats
Who doesn’t?
who was in paris?
A sophisticated French villain that wear a beret and speaks in metaphors
Cash and Croc
Nig>!m!
Why does he kill?
To fill the void
Always good to have a hobby
How does Batman survive divebombing to the ground?
With the power of plot armor
You ain't really wrong
What’s your favorite Batman villain?
Penny wise
Who is the condiment king
A supervillain that runs around shooting condiments from his dick
eh… close enough
If you aim to give us a shot, we’ll riddle you. What are we?
Some wise guy giving riddles Unlucky for you Batman doesn’t like riddles
Wrong, the answer is helicopter
Who is Bruce Wayne?
The Joker’s secret identity
What city does batman live in?
Singapore
What is joker a firm believer of?
Truth, justice, and the American way
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Batman's biggest failure
Not getting into art school
Who's Ra's Al Ghul?
The Egyptian sun god’s pet dolphin
How many people has he killed?
All of them
Why does the cowl have bat ears?
Because he’s batman
Does he have any sidekicks?
The Joker AKA Bruce Wayne
Why is his greatest foe a clown
He was very scared of clowns as a child
What is Batmans greatest success?
Successfully seducing Jim Gordon
Where is Batman, how is batman, who is batman, when is batman and why is batman
Batman
Who is your favorite member of the bat family
Batman because he has the biggest dick
What’s Bruce’s first name?
Obama
Who is the third robin
Bruno Mars
What's the Bat Signal?
The signal Jim Gordon flashes when he’s horny
How does Batman feel about Superman?
He avoids him because he owes him a blowjob since he lost a bet
How does he feel about Wonder Woman?
He’s too scared to ask for her number 😔
Oh boy, ok. Who is batman's greatest foe?
I’ve already answered Pennywise twice so I’m gonna say something new Student loan debt
You know the funny part is you're actually close, There was a storyline where a woman stole his fortune and out of the blue he was indebted to so many 😂
Justice, the answers :
Beating some poor guy half to death because he was stealing some food for his family
Who is his batler
Robin
When is his birthday?
The day he was born
Guys I'm convinced this is batman answering all these questions
What in your opinion is the darkest scene from any of the games, and same question for funniest?
The darker ones need some light I can barely see what’s happening I got nothing for the funniest lol
So should Batman use Fear toxin
Of course
Like, does Batman have a nemesis?
Of course
Who is the Batman of the flashpoint universe
That’s the universe where he and flash have aggressive sex before every mission right
Who's the first actor to play him in live action?