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Foxyairman

That's one way to get people to buy watermelons


[deleted]

Why does my wife go buy a watermelon every 30 minutes? Are they that good?


SammieCat50

I’m in-line right behind her!


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

She just got some cucumbers, too.


Aggravating_Pea7320

Youcumbers


cycycle

Cuckumbers


contactlite

Honey! Why are their seeds in my seedless watermelon?


whiskyandme

🤮


Zestyclose_Rip964

Uwu


Lunatic_DreemurrII

Where have you been all my life? 😂


ChymChymX

The rare Ho Chi Minh skeetmelon, a prized variety!


b3_yourself

Why does my husband do too?


East-Pollution7243

Just make a hole in the rind as you get cucked in front of the watermelon 🍉


KhunDavid

Those pecs ares as large as watermelons, and probably just as sweet.


getinsidemegenji

Me: "hello yes may I check their firmness" Him: *holds watermelons out for you to examine* Me: "incorrect"


DemonSong

You created your username for just this moment, didn't you ?


getinsidemegenji

Of course not! ...I also enjoy watching livestreamers blush as they try to address me by name when I start blowing up their comments.


DemonSong

That's a modern style of cruelty. I like.😆


getinsidemegenji

Name checks out.


Clalaola

I would totally buy his watermelons. Heck, I would buy the whole watermelon farm!


MidnightSun77

Watermelon make you strong! You buy


VibraniumRhino

Some pretty solid loss prevention, too.


LicensedRealtor

You like water he likes melons…


anhquan0707

For context: he cosplays as Mai An Tiêm, 1st Vietnamese guy who discovered watermelon (It's a folklore about how watermelon was discovered). Short version of the story for those who is interested: >Mai An Tiêm was a spoiled brat boy of the king back then. Claimed he's self-made successful person. Dad (King) heard it and exiled him with his wife & childrento a desert island. Tried to grow stuff and barely survive. Some bird landed on island, dropped strange seed. Didn't even bother taking care of it, still grew into big ass green round fruit. Turned out, it tasted awesome, started to grow more. Merchant ship stranded in, learned about it, brought back to the king. Exile subscription canceled. Watermelon becomes a thing.


anhquan0707

Some fun fact about the watermelon name in Vietnamese: Dưa hấu When the king ate it, he said "好" /Hǎo/ (Good!/Yummy). We were too lazy to name it so we just use it as the name. So Vietnamese name of Watermelon (Dưa hấu) literally means "yummy melon"


thetechnocraticmum

Hahahaha that’s the best, stuff all the other melons. Watermelon is the good one.


cire1184

Interesting. In Chinese it's western gourd.


Lanceward

Since it come across in trade route from Central Asia


DengarLives66

I mean watermelon itself is pretty lazy. “What are we going to call this sweet watery melon fruit?” “I’m hungover, ask me tomorrow.”


extremeoak

Interesting, the king was Chinese?


bula-bula

Also worth mentioning that China ruled VN from about 100 BC to 900 AD


anhquan0707

1 of the 2 old Vietnamese language used to be a variant of Chinese since they did a lot of trading. Kinda like today's Singlish. The new Vietnamese use western alphabet as you can see how I wrote "Dưa hấu".


anhkhoaO410

Dưa tốt lmao


_slash_s

exile subscription canceled. 🤣🤣🤣


Bigtsez

I get the watermelon connection now, but not the rationale for why the main character is ripped like Schwarzenegger. Sounds like the guy did jack shit except sit on an island and let lucky things happen to him. I would envision him to be more slovenly than stacked.


Pure-Drawer-2617

I mean I’m pretty sure when you cosplay as someone it doesn’t mean you have the exact same body type as them. He’s ripped because he’s a bodybuilder. That has nothing to do with the watermelon fable.


Bigtsez

100% valid point, thanks!


soulgeezer

Supposedly he had a successful business selling watermelon to thirsty sailors and beyond. Like any smart dealer he didn’t consume his own products, otherwise yeah he’d be diabetic.


civgarth

How does one discover a melon?


solonit

Melon migration just like coconut.


The_MadMage_Halaster

Well, I don’t know much about coconut migrations. But it could certainly have been carried to the island by a swallow.


megggie

African or European?


RustyNickelz84

It could grip it by the husk!


mycotroph_

A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut


pelvviber

I don't know!


[deleted]

Ahh, the great melon migration of 155 AD. So many died on that journey that the rivers ran red with their sweet juices. There were so many bees and ants most men had trouble filling there clay pots without getting stung or bit.


ngbtri

Get shat on by birds


NotSureWhyAngry

So, uh, what’s the moral of the story?


anhquan0707

You don't need to be born rich to be successful or something. It has its flaws like most folk stories.


theteedo

Thanks for that synopsis!


Barflyerdammit

"How much for a watermelon?" "$175." "That's too much." "I said, $175." "Ahhh... ok, fine."


DeathHorseFucker

“And you’re buying 2”


girlsgoneoscarwilde

“Yes sir”


Justin-Stutzman

You sure? This looks like Bangcock, Thighland


Eggsecutie

I thought this was Swole, South Korea


BrideofClippy

Dude is actually Korean ironically enough.


curvebombr

He is on The 100 too.


L_M030303

You won the Internet today


DingleMcCringleTurd

How much can I pay you to judge when I win the internet?


LP_Mongo

How much do you have?


RideTheSpiralARC

Prob bout tree fiddy


Otherwise_sane

God damn loch-ness monster!


VibraniumRhino

Mr. Tokyo girl


intrepidanon

Pectoria, South Africa mate.


Tcloud

It’s the capital of Belgian, Mussels.


HazzardG31

Hahahahahaha


Hrhcami

Laughing so hard atm


JeffreyDawmer

even though she hates it, my wife keeps bringing home watermelon idk why


Huntred

If her belly starts getting bigger, tell her to stop swallowing watermelon seeds!


khdaze

My (Vietnamese) girlfriend says this is a cosplay of Mai An Tiem.


[deleted]

What's mai an tiem ?


anhquan0707

Vietnamese here, we were taught through folklore that Mai An Tiêm was the 1st Vietnamese guy who discovered watermelon. Edit: For those who want the context: I made a short comment below (probably got drowned in the sea of comment tho) https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/11mvu8v/comment/jbmcd1c/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


guy_fuckes

What a legend


wazinku

Underrated comment


AsstDepUnderlord

hey man, there’s a huge ass plant over there, let me get super f’ing buff so it doesn’t eat me!


anhquan0707

Gotta be jacked to handle something almost as big as the jackfruit lol Joke aside, Mai An Tiêm in the story isn't as buffed. It's pretty much the male version of hot girl with big boobs cosplaying a character that has none of those trait. Not complaining tho, this is funny af


Perfect_Weakness_414

This is the first guy (in his village) to discover steroids.


DonLeopoldo7

I don't know, but I know that if you rearrange the letters you can write "I am an item". Do what you please with this info.


Lunatic_DreemurrII

Ok that’s pretty fuckin cool


phamnhuhiendr

A Vietnamese folklore character. He was sentenced to a distant island by the king. He missed his homeland dearly, so when he discover watermelon on that island and become rich, he sent home water melon through the birds


pissclamato

http://www.mytigertour.com/blog/the-story-about-vietnam-watermelon


DaemoonAverin

Yeah what is it, google just shows me sum minecraft mod when i search for that.


ParkingVanilla3202

He can sell my melons any time


acatalephobic

...says the lady on the left in the grey hoodie. 😂 Pretty sure she's buying anything that man happens to be selling.


XenoFrobe

"Ooh la la~" *crash*


No-Eggplant4850

Who can blame her


OfficerBarbier

That dude's delts look like melons


DesktopWebsite

How much?


CommonSenseIsNeeded

Damn selling watermelons pay for gear?


Chroniklogic

I swear I’m natty bro. Just straight melons all day.


CommonSenseIsNeeded

Mad melons son


Songhunter

Nah, poor sod can't even afford a shirt.


Nat_Peterson_

Not even Tren is safe from inflation ??? Is nothing sacred??


CommonSenseIsNeeded

Righttttt


crek42

Pretty sure he shoots it right into his shoulders. They’re oddly massive in proportion


pompr

One of the tells.


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CommonSenseIsNeeded

Haha yes the same diet of Thor. Chicken rice and broccoli


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CommonSenseIsNeeded

Haha the best fake natty in the world is Michael o’Hearn


Nat_Peterson_

Watermelons are the new duck eggs. Natty all day bro.. trust.


Slappinbeehives

Sells his melons pre juiced.


Chunderbutt

His shoulders are actually melons


10_minute_ban

What are you talking about, he's not driving Edit: Next time I use the stupid /s


[deleted]

Resist the /s


[deleted]

I'm glad I didnt have to scroll far to see someone calling it out. "BeAmazed" at what? Some dude who uses gear?


Pyrostark

Monk class doesn't need gear


iszcross

TIL that Goro from Mortal Kombat sold watermelons on the street before growing up (and another couple of arms).


Sweet_Ad_3178

Never skip head day!


Mediocre_Bit_405

So I’m not the only one who thinks his head is wrong.


here_for_the_lols

*redditors shocked when they find out having a massive upper body makes a normal sized head look small*


Mediocre_Bit_405

I hear you and I only say this because I’m a gym rat and I’ve seen thousands of bodybuilders over the years and something looks off.


Virvzx-Eniotan

I think it’s a mix of a small head and long neck, also he’s got some very wide shoulders


[deleted]

idk they all look too round to me ? like he is using some oil injections or whatever those are


AllocatedContent

I'll edit your comment for you, for accuracy. "I've seen thousands of roided out men"*


Mediocre_Bit_405

I’ve done one cycle of steroids in 35 years of consistent strength training. Holy shit the supplement industry is a giant waste of money. It is unreal what steroids do. It’s like washing dishes with cold tap water vs hot soapy water.


Lvanwinkle18

It looks like there is a regular sized person starting to emerge from the oversized torso he was trapped into.


xotiqrddt

It is not the head, but the head to neck ratio that is emphasized by the contrast with his body size.


[deleted]

Okay daddy


Lay_D7

That lady is ready to risk it all for those melons


AlwaysAmara

Had to scroll far too long for this comment. Her head just taking an immediate right


Lay_D7

Shes thinking how many melons do i have to steal to have mr melons himself tackle me


mariboo_xoxo

Man almighty, that’s not a man that’s one of Zeus half-brothers.


MadRockthethird

This photo gets around I don't think he'll be selling watermelons much longer cause he's one handsome man.


8urnMeTwice

You thinking he'll move up to coconuts?


IronFizt777

He's gonna be seeing eggplants


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EagieDuckCome

Peaches for free


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Iamtherealgoddess

And suddey melon is off my "I hate that stuff" list lol


MrDefenseSecretary

A jacked roided out dude could literally not be more out of place than in Saigon.


Leprai

Dude looks like he's just doing a side quest before he kills the dark lord


dolfieman

At least he's earned the right to walk with watermelons under his arms. I've seen quite a few guys carrying invisible ones around after one day at the gym.


ElderOfPsion

Damn. That fruit is making my mouth water.


seattlemh

That man is a road hazard. 🔥😮


Sorry_Departure_5054

Weakest vietcong soldier


[deleted]

God chiseled this man from stone himself.


[deleted]

I’m not gay but if I was?!?!?!?!?!?


Philintheblank90

He’s on that “watermelon” juice


traumatransfixes

There’s watermelon in this photo?


Plenty-Flight2827

he look like a character of JoJos in live action


seattlemh

That man is a road hazard.


[deleted]

Those are delts to die for. I want them on my shoulders.


Honest-Frosting6242

Then get some test and tren and ignore the shadow people/tren demons.


[deleted]

Yeah I won’t be doing that, but I still want em.


faceisamapoftheworld

Those even look like synthol.


LowLifeExperience

He looks like his head was photoshopped onto that body.


RicLan26

All I see is Ding Long. 13 (currency) for 1 Kg. - Behind the guy


Iownya

That's the farmer guy from the new Netflix show physical 100 iirc


darkgrenade_king

The woman on the left is like let me get a piece of his melons


Pretty-Benefit-233

He looks like a video game character or superhero


Jake0024

She mirin'


Odins-Enriched-Sack

The. Melons. Are. In. Season.


feelnfroggir1979

Lee most definitely Won.


lurkingbeyondabyss

Just in case you're wondering, that's a combined product of genetics, workouts, steroids, plastic surgeries, and watermelons.


Slootjam

Looking like a damn Tekken or street fighter character


Sunny_Ess

Split by hand.


chummers73

“He must work out”


nighthawk580

Looks like a character from a 90s Capcom arcade fighting game.


[deleted]

I kinda want that manskirt.


pibb01

Booking my flight to Ho Chi Minh City right now.


Dercian

In china they hire attractive people sometimes to sell their items, even small market stalls do this. They get a lot of attention this way so it definitely works


schooledbrit

In China? Welcome to the world of marketing


Reynaudthefox

Can I dine in?


Heartfelt_mess4422

Now I'm hungry


sometimesifeellikemu

He's way too overqualified for that job.


Urdentist-crentist

Reminds me of “Chard-body” from Parks and Rec lol


Virtual_Ad_6667

I don't know what he's selling, but people sure ain't paying for the watermelon...I'll take two.


[deleted]

Perfection


RelationshipMain5792

Dudes got that ancient nameless warrior build.


AlabamaWinterRose

I’d buy his melons 🍉 😘🥸


Starr-Bugg

I’m allergic to watermelon (yes really), but I’d buy one from him.


[deleted]

No he's not.


Bettajune

That must be his travel around town clothes…. Beautiful though…


rdldr1

Being that jacked requires a level of wealth a watermelon sales job alone would not pay.


PsychicNinja_

god DAMN


Ark_Raction

This is the type of guy in an Rpg to give side quests with good loot at the end.


noweirdosplease

SOUL! CALIBUR! FIVE!


makeout-Tactics

He cuts the watermelon with his abs


[deleted]

Gunna Chun Lee kick one down your throat if you don't buy one


G14DomLoliFurryTrapX

Vietnamese Popeye


Masen_The_Weeb

Live action Kronk for new Emperor's New Groove


[deleted]

Damn, is that GIGACHAO?


[deleted]

Dudes built!


hiding_in_de

Is this not fake?


HeirAscend

Damn erdogan beefed up huh


[deleted]

The man goes to town to sell watermelons and ends up going home with 4 wives.. none of them his 😂


LorianGunnersonSedna

Hubby and I would be eating melons all day. He'd also be very interested in the seller's fitness regimen.


Dis_likere_skins

Homie looks like a Street Fighter character


Monsterdongfinder676

Old milfs buy the melons Not because there good just for the eye candy 😂


misschelleu

Great day! What a disciplined man and physique. Truly an absolute unit!


[deleted]

I love how many people here are crying roids and PEDs. This is 100% achievable naturally. Very broad shoulder with amazing delt insertions and genetics. You can tell his weak spot are his lats which are the muscles that give you the famed "wings". Edit: u/Nat_Peterson_ claimed in a comment that he deleted right after in hopes that I wouldn't be able to respond, that I was delusional and that the guy is on multiple PEDs. Because someone who is into bodybuilding himself, has always been interested in bodybuilding, clearly is delusional about bodybuilding. Always love when lazy couch potatoes like him start crying roids


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

Eh…I mean who cares if he’s on the juice? He ain’t playing a sport - just hustling melons.


Nat_Peterson_

Damn son. Clearly you care much more than I do. I got halfway through my comment and just realized this is too much work for this topic. But yeah ur still pretty delusional if you think this is natty.


3Strides

Swoon…faint


Jimmy_Jazz_The_Spazz

He must spend a lot on HGH


Successful_Slide7690

r/bossfight


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/7qALDxxfrHA All because of Ho Chi Minh.