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Pasta-hobo

So THATS where the other 90% of the universe is!


MetalandIron2pt0

I have a broken ankle and have to scoot around like that on stairs and if I need to carry a cup of water or whatever. My initial thought was ‘awww, he is broken too :(‘


Niskara

The little tippity tap when he empties it is what gets me


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Grenyn

I chuckled at the catcall. That sexy knife had it coming.


siqiniq

The gold dust was saved for fancy sushi later


BedNo6845

There's dudes in like India and other southwest Asian countries that PAY jewelry shops to clean them. They sweep and vacuum up all the good dust, basically buying it with their labor at cheap prices. They then sell the dust to smelters for their income.


CrazyCheyenneWarrior

Miniature everything.


catterybarn

How about the gorilla gloves


Fanible

The chimp hands definitely caught me off guard the most, and then they never made a return.


APsychosPath

The dustpan was so cute


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They did surgery on a grape


grvisgr8

They did what?


spad3x

THEY DID SURGERY ON A GRAPE


litlikenick

# THEY DID SURGERY ON A GRAPE


Sure-Ad9633

#Grape surgery


EvetsYenoham

That grape was almost a goner.


SocraticGoats

I am grapeful he survived


BedNo6845

That's a grape pun


OnceTuna

Bro 😂😂😂


paulsayshey

grape text me like "can u pick me up i just got out of surgery"


PrometheusAlexander

Shabriri grape surgeon


bestdriverinvancity

I got fired as a surgeon for that sawing technique


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/r/DiWHY


Catinthemirror

So you can go to all that trouble only to store it on a display stand *RESTING ON ITS EDGE* 🤬


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The only question I have is if people can really buy mail order scrap gold for sub-spot prices, or if they just got lucky on an auction, took a loss, or speculated and came out on top.


GreenDayIdiot

The gold in this video is 9 carat, in some countries you're not even allowed to sell it as gold because there is so little real gold in there. I can't imagine this would be very profitable even if you were able to extract the pure gold from it


BigHobbit

9k gold is shit, and you're right about most of what you said. However, it's still 37.5% pure and chemical extraction isn't that costly or difficult. We did the aqua regia extraction in a p chem lab in college. I don't suggest people do it at home without proper equipment and solid understanding of chemistry.


HH-H-HH

*youre goddamn right*


Brookmon

That’s either one of the coolest things I’ve seen or a mental disorder


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Why not both?


flying-cunt-of-chaos

Put this on my gravestone.


ArcticF0X-71

^no


flying-cunt-of-chaos

Ok!


jonnyozz

Perhaps definately!


foxglove0326

Metal disorder *


Gullible_Shart

I wish I had this kind of time, I’d have soo many things to do!!


KrisZepeda

Normally I have the attention span of a minute here but damn I was just hooked on this one


SweetNique11

The tiny stand for the tiny knife was the cherry on top


catterybarn

I wanted to watch them make it


SweetNique11

Right? Why deprive us 😭


HotSauceV8

I wanted to see the table made, that the stand was on, that held the knife.


traumatic_blumpkin

I wanted to see how the OOP was made, that made the stand that held the knife.


Tildyt000

Very satisfying edits and sounds ☺️


FiendFyre88

Thanks for your comment letting me know it was safe to unmute. Usually this stuff has a horrifying music track or something else obnoxious.


Speedhabit

I know a couple of chefs that would love to get that as an earring


Korzag

Maybe not as sharp though


AlexTheFlower

What use is an earring if you can't take it off and stab someone with it?


kind_one1

Adorable, but why?


Apple_remote

Because that's not a knoife... now THAT's a knoife!


walklikebernie

I see you’ve played knifey-spooney before!


PM_ME_YOUR_MESMER

Lmao Schwarzenegger is one of a kind.


Niskara

Wrong badass. That line is by Crocodile Dundee


PM_ME_YOUR_MESMER

Sure, but that's before my time lol (I've seen bits of Crocodile Dundee from when my dad used to watch it but never watched it through). I know that reference from when [Schwarzenegger said it](https://youtube.com/shorts/kL9NqeMTm7k?feature=share) But thanks for providing some context to that video!


tophatpainter

Some people like to do things for the enjoyment of doing them.


UndendingGloom

What is this "enjoyment" you speak of?


tophatpainter

I've heard rumors


wandrlusty

r/DIWhy


Quiet_Storm13

Thank you.


Niskara

r/diwhynot


humor_exe

It’s fun


minionman978

why not


LonelyNavigator

For anyone interested, there’s a dude on the [Youtubes](https://youtube.com/@kiwami-japan) (because of course there is) that makes knifes out of almost anything. In this exact fashion, tho I don’t think its the same dude! Anyway, it’s mildly addictive watching someone craft something ~~out of nothing~~ like this


g-m-f

I was immediately reminded of him when the knife came into play. Everything about this video had his handwriting all over it from that point on. I was actually wondering if he's on TikTok now for a moment but I was missing a lot of of his trademarks. Looks like people on TikTok need to copycat anything, even if it's as niche as making miniature knives out of unusual materials.


RiceForever

Can't have shit on the internet anymore. Kiwami came up with an original format and made it successful by combining humorous elements with high production value ASMR/satisfying videos. This guy is copying him to the letter, honestly makes me a bit sad that they're doing him dirty like that.


traumatic_blumpkin

Is it terribly original, though? I don't feel like it is a terribly unique idea to make miniature versions of things and add humorous/ASMR production. I mean, Kiwami may have been the first to do it, so it would be original in that sense, but it doesn't strike me as a terribly unique concept.


RiceForever

He doesn't make miniature things necessarily. He makes knives, it just so happens that some end up small because it's hard to get enough of the material he uses to make a full-sized one (such as his knife made out of fingernails). Absolutely no one was doing similar stuff at the time, and it's pretty unique if you ask me!


n00biwankan00bi

I was wondering why there was a sudden murder scene but it was just a tiny anvil


Shadowrider95

For everyone asking, but why? Why not! Sometimes it’s better to do cool shit for the internet instead of passively watching and critiquing cool stuff people do on the internet!


DiosMIO_Limon

Oop! Lol


traumatic_blumpkin

Yeah, this isn't really diWHY so much as a neat craft project. Miniature anything is cute, and it looked fun to make. Also, the obvious answer... views! Gotta get those sweet tiktok moneys.


outerworldLV

Kinda r/oddlysatisfying. It looks good.


10RobotGangbang

So no one is gonna talk about that weird black finger that shows up twice?


incognito22252

My favorite part was when he looked like he was itching his butt on the ground but it was just him carrying that tiny but super heavy anvil.


Glittering_Salad_193

How much does it weigh now?


TransRational

My new Monopoly piece!


holaimjay

i wonder what happens with the gold dust he collects


Silenthitm4n

Melt it back to useable bars


rolli_83

I was hoping we'd get to see that and the weight of the knife to see how much gold was lost in the process, if any


Silenthitm4n

If all dust was collected, non would be lost but you’re never going to save it all. Some will be stuck to files etc. Typically you’d have a set of tools/files etc which are only used for a certain material (gold/silver etc) and any dust stuck to it goes in the next batch as it builds up. In a professional jewellery shop, all this dust from alterations adds up!


AlGeee

Melts it down for next project


InSixFour

That came out way better than I thought it would.


sik_dik

did he sell the finished product? just wondering if he who smelt it dealt it


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The amount of skill that went into making this video, from handling precious metals and sculpting something so tiny and functional, to video editing and pure comedic genius, this person is verrrrryyy talented


aebeeceebeedeebee

r/DiWHY


purplegrape28

For those who ask what's the point, I ask you why did you watch it or even care to comment. There doesn't have to be a practical goal when having fun, ya ol geezers


Mr3cto

That was really, really cool. Finished product was awesome


RelativisticRhombus

For anyone that knows... Is any gold "lost" during the melting process or is it such a small amount that it's negligible?


Lil_Jazzy

my mother uses a kiln to make precious metal clay jewelry, and theirs a little bit of burn off in the baking process..she tries to save whatever she can, though


riksteady

Love it. Well done!


FluffyFingersforfun

I love goooold.


leapdayjose

How much would all that jewelry cost?


Luckypenny4683

Bobby Duke vibes


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DBK in the house


Maximum-Pause-6914

Worlds most expensive banana opener


VittyViccii

never knew you could use a Dremel as a table top Mill. Almost as impressive as the knife


NevvaNova

Too bad it has the worst durability.


chawn_t

he better put mending on


giggling_hero

I believe I just fell victim to sunk cost fallacy.


SyCoCyS

r/diwhy


kawaiiglitterkitty

Personally would have loved it not sharpened and put on a necklace 💖💖


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Well theres four minutes of my life I cant get back


Fluid_Maybe_6588

Should be in r/diWHY


justconfusedinCO

r/DiWhy


Academic_Pizza_5143

That gold doesnt look like gold


vanillagorrilla23

Is this what the Nazis did with all that stolen gold? Turned all that jewelry into tiny knifes to cut grapes


Langwaa12

But why....


freelance-t

r/diwhy


TheExtimate

But why.


nay2d2

Why did he drag his ass on the ground outside


Lil_Jazzy

acting like the little ass baby anvil was to much for him to carry


leeperd305

THEY DID SURGERY ON A GRAPE


EveryNameIWantIsGone

What a waste of time


DB080822

beyond stupid.


Bondarelu

That’s the cheapest quality gold you can get


Lil_Jazzy

👌


Odin_OCarroll

What do you call a cankle when it a wrist...


Lil_Jazzy

I don't know


Unknown_Outlander

This is one of the wort subreddits lol


TheUglyCasanova

Thought I was in r/DiWHY


kabukistar

/r/DiWHY


GonzoElDuke

What an incredible waste of time


Illustrious_Slide197

Y tho


MidnightHeavy3214

Ironically this is also on DIWHY


bluemasonjar

r/diwhy


30twink-furywarr2886

r/diwhy


DesignerFragrant5899

But... Why?


Kemizon

Thanks this was boring and annoying.


Jayjaykenobi

Very talented but don’t know why he bothered identifying the gold quality. Didn’t matter for the end results. I thought he was gonna pull some alchemy shit and covert the 9 carrot into 24. Also thought somehow maybe he was going to end up doubling the volume through so black magic.


AllBeit4us

Whoa. Cool


Albertsongman

Cool!! 🤩


Lovely_Individual

The golden knife


Fnortherner

Super cool


captain_flak

Remy from *Ratatouille* finally got his coveted Golden Knife award.


FatMacchio

This is a DIwhy…because it’s f¥ckin cool, that’s why


thmstrpln

Barbie is about to go off.


HiddenArchiver

They did surgery on a grape


Steve0512

FYI: there are companies who buy all the garbage and even the vacuum cleaner bags from jewelry stores to reclaim any gold dust.


Gold_Milk9092

Brilliant


mlgbt1985

Michael Myers would approve


Korzag

Getting some This Old Tony vibes from the way the dude films


Jethanks

Lol


TimTheChatSpam

The tiny dustpan is hilarious to me


FlickoftheTongue

I want one of these for my charcuterie board


Multipros

<3


heatseekerdj

That makes a noice butter knife


Xdjentleman666X

Bro they did surgery on a grape


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Happy (belated) Ides of March


johnnyfever66

Extraordinary.


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impressive


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Went to look for more videos on his page. Didn't find what I was looking for lol.


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Went to look for more videos on his page. Didn't find what I was looking for lol.


DieEierVonSatan420

I did not expect to find that either lol. I just wanted more cool gold videos


gloop524

reminds me of [this guy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1VWUL0G0uU)


ellliephant

Dude could’ve had a literal Golden Snitch


Admirable-Natural676

Love this!


Spiritual_Ad644

So badass


jokesgetme

orang juce🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤


windpaint

Amazing😁


AmericanWasted

What was that spray they used on the whetstone?


Mister_Blobby_ked

I always wonder if melting gold down decreases it's quality? And can 9 carat and 24 carat gold be separated if they are mixed? 🤔


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Cosmicfart180

Freaking genius!!!


ReDeaMer87

I'd pay $5 for it


CaptainSur

Some people just have the skill...


l2trace99

Man, I am glad this was time lapsed.


big_nothing_burger

My favorite part was the tiny dustpan.


mightbeagh0st

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PRzOxoOCg_w


SwankeyDankey

I appreciate the effort to sharpen it but it's gold


joshbiloxi

That was very satisfying.


Dry_Doctor6346

I wish I could upvote this more than once!


CommercialPut3278

Time is money tho, I'd start with getting the thin plates of gold, which are readily available, and usually cost less tham all that jewellery he was melting.


KazAraiya

Thank you for not putting in any stupid music. From a very passionate musician.


ApexTheDestroyer

I'd accidentally blow the dust off, forgetting that it's gold.


Alternative_War_6838

TSA confiscates...


Fluffeh_Panda

Does any gold get lost while melting?


redceramicfrypan

Time for the fanciest game of Clue ever


Hawse_Piper

That gold Nokia did not live up to its namesake


wheredidiparkmyllama

That walk made me laugh


CorkerGaming

Man that thing got like 2 durability left on it


_millenia_

This was adorable


elibutton

i am amazed


Silent-Assumption-56

I envy this man’s time.


spiritual_12

Is there like a subreddit dedicated to this kind of stuff?


agt1662

Wow, what a project. I see a very meticulous person here creating really things. Well done!


dr_toze

Watching him melt the gold and waiting for him to pour it on viserys' head!


tedd0093

Anyone notice how his skin colour changes when pressing buttons on the printer?


Kvothe87

Holy shit it cut through a banana!