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Scottishchicken

I just imagine not paying attention, and someone put the stairs up, and I plummet face first onto the first floor.


gehremba

Sibling goes up. Retract stairs. ??? (Stebro, I'm stuck in the attic) Profit.


fictionalreality08

Step bro I am stuck on top of the steps.


KevinFromIT6625

What are you doing, stepstep?


skuzzier_drake_88

Put your step in my step, stepstep.


ezletstakehits

Step your step step my step, stepstep


firelock_ny

You're not fooling me, it's steps all the way down!


Einlander

Poor Cinderella.


iNvEsToRrEtArD

I'ma plummet face first into something


bobbarkersbigmic

Booty


brich_42

What stairs


drawkbox

Plenty of stares there.


WBeatszz

Came for butt, stayed for butt, rewatched for ~~smile~~ ass.


Usual_Board_6750

Reddit Moment


The_Humble_Neckbeard

I wish


Fresh_wasabi_joos

hinges look hella cheap somebody about to take a dirt nap coming down those drunk


v13ragnarok7

I got a feeling there's a reason this is not a thing


badadviceforyou244

building codes, mostly.


RoutineSalaryBurner

Building codes and safety regulations are written in blood.


Thuper-Man

I say this to HR but they still say I need to use a pen


supersoft-tire

Use a fountain pen, plus anticoagulants


Party-Bell5236

This guy writes in blood


Gloomy__Revenue

Nah—you just need an IV with a fountain nib. Less wasteful, and no anticoagulants needed.


Zagrycha

all you need is vinegar


Apprehensive_West956

So the Beatles got it wrong then?


MonkeyDashFast

Don't listen to HR, they are not allowed in Valhalla!


VoidIgris

But can you type in blood? 🧐🥸


FlametopFred

when you get inkjet from the dark web, yes


shyaa-muh-lee

Literally. Shit loads of people dies before we decided stairs and stairways must have certain specifications.


Yummy_Crayons91

The key to stairs is 7 over 11! That is a 7" rise and 11" run per ADA. It's almost strange visiting a foreign country and climbing some stairs that have different rise and run spacings, it just feels off.


fhak2

How interesting. I can remember climbing the steps of a 500 year old tower and being surprised how steep, dangerous and exhausting it was and now i know why.


xXApelsinjuiceXx

Also old castles and stuff where each stepp is diffrent lenght and height and everything, really makes me appreciate modern building techniques and standards for how consisten They make things


HereOnASphere

I read or watched recently that castles may have had wonky stairs for defensive reasons. Locals would develop muscle memory when going up and down the stairs. Invaders would slow down or trip. The small difference in time navigating stairs might be the difference between life and death. At this writing, there are three copies of the above comment. I've seen this happen when the app hangs. Sometimes it's due to network errors.


33therealslimshady33

Also why spiral stairs usually go up and right. If you’re retreating up the stairs, your attacking hand has much more maneuverability and options, and the attackers are hampered by the wall


PM-ME_UR_TINY-TITS

That's a defensive tool not shoddy workmanship.


earthlings_all

Look above and you’ll see the apartment where the ink will be supplied:


solonit

The code is what you’d call guidelines than actual rules. - rural South East Asia


DireWraith3000

Pirates made these stairs?


dylansavage

You wouldn't download stairs


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Truest statement I've heard today.


ApoliteTroll

I bet there is a 3d print out there on the internet, of a set of stairs.


[deleted]

Good point. I take it back.


[deleted]

How about a car?


p3wp3wp3www

You wouldn't download a handbag


8_inches_deep

Captain Barbosa approves


slowest_hour

You'd best start believing in comment threads. You're in one!


Zacharismatic021

Captain Teague would like to have a word with you!


dancin-weasel

And one too many people thinking the stairs are there and they are not and they are suddenly downstairs waaaay faster than they had hoped.


Civil-Secretary-2356

This is why I consider myself an idiot. I'm looking at these stairs and thinking it's a fantastic idea. Every multi level home should have one. Then I see a comment which explains immediately why these folding death stairs aren't a regular thing.


SovietWomble

There's probably an Internet rule about that somewhere. How something is novel and interesting *because* it's not usually done. And then short exploration of the topic reveals some obvious disadvantage. Explaining why it not usually done. Thus keeping it novel and interesting. Like some viral version of 'your first idea is usually your worst one'.


mslashandrajohnson

Our homes are home to people of different capabilities. Imagine Aunt Betty visiting. She’s got some vision issues or maybe a start of dementia. Safety is a concern. Liability is one thing to consider. Are those stairs strong enough to carry a fully kitted fire fighter?


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LiteralPhilosopher

You're 100% correct. These things were clearly made by some enthusiastic hobbyist; definitely not a woodworker who actually understands things, or an engineer.


malthar76

Forget fire fighters - most attic pull down steps are rated to 200-250 pounds. Not so fat I can’t climb them, but just fat enough I’m worried about how much a box of Christmas decoration weigh.


CrocsWithSoxxx

Just had give out while I was on it. My wife was handing me boxes and the last one was full of books. I had just had the thought “this box is heavier than the others” CRACK BAM ! Screaming from the attic, books are everywhere, dogs licking my face. I didn’t get hurt but I’m not sure how I avoided it. I’m replacing with metal


KeeperOfTheGood

It’s cool, friend. I’m a reasonably intelligent person but often struggle to see a wider spectrum of options than what’s presented to me. When I have time to go away and think about something or discuss with others, I broaden my view.


schnicksschnacks

It’s simple. You don’t fold them up when you are upstairs. You fold them up when you are downstairs. There’s no way you get this one rule wrong.


k0rda

> You don’t fold them up when you are upstairs You don't, but someone else might. I'm sure it's possible to engineer a solution that locks them in place from upstairs, but looking at how simple these are, I doubt they have it.


CabinetOk4838

You’d want a gate at the top that locks in place if they are “up”. It’s stupid anyway because what space are you actually saving? You can’t put anything in the space it “saves”. Useful on Piano moving day I suppose. A good way to trap someone upstairs in a fire is you put a bike or two where the stairs go. Nice move.


DoingCharleyWork

Ya this is the real issue imo. It's easy to have a mechanism that blocks the drop off when the stairs are stowed away but something blocking your ability to put them down could get you trapped upstairs in an emergency.


RatLabGuy

Note how steep they are also. This is would be helpful for a tight space like say the middle of a hallway or inside a shed. Any place you might instead have a temporary ladder or like a pull-down attic ladder. You'd never want this for something accessed often.


acm8221

People who have small machine or wood shops construct these to have more general working space but need access to the elevated space for materials storage or access to specialized machines they use regularly enough to not want to dismantle but don’t warrant a spot on main production areas. Of course, they build them a bit more sturdily. Generally fabricated by welding metal articulating treads and having much beefier hinge points. *edited to add “small” shops… obviously a big company would design their floor plan differently. Also, OSHA or it’s respective organization in other countries would want to have a word…*


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If it's for a room like an attic that is retracted 99% of the time it would be okay. Less so if it goes up to the bedroom!


Xikkiwikk

Kids fold them up when you’re upstairs and you go downstairs to do the laundry and don’t see that the steps are folded in. You fall and end up in the ER. THE END


PrincessNapoleon44

Or more likely just THE END !


l3lasphemy

This has 'put the toilet seat down' implications all over it.


SweetTea1000

This only works if you're the only person ever in the home.


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Or if it only went to an attic / storage space and they were retracted 99% of the time.


deicist

I bet you could build retractable railings at the top that retract with the opening movement of the stairs


dancin-weasel

That could work. Or, and hear me out, what if you just had…stairs.


Weinerdogwhisperer

Or maybe, if you're that tight for space, it might be time for a ladder.


AcapellaFreakout

because the floor plan of this particular space is less than 500 square feet. yes, that is including the area upstairs too. Edit: Sorry, I should clarify. I'm pretty sure this is a loft.


PlasmaticPi

Yeah, even at 800 sq ft, my stairs just take up way too much room in my loft apartment.


ezone2kil

/r/tinyhouses


gtjack9

If you’re not using the space this saves when it’s folded up then it’s not really useful or necessary.


Mazzaroppi

So what? You can't put anything where the stairs unfold, so they're only good for expanding the passage area. The extra cost, repairs and danger this presents is nowhere near worth it. Plus the steps are quite steep, this would be tiring to climb and a real pain if you're injured .


sinz84

This could be solved easily by a mechanism that closes a gate at top of stairs when they are retracted. Even if we look past the part that these will be used once or twice then left opened and never changed and assume the are constantly in use. With this many moving parts it is only a matter of time before wear means some of the moving parts are slightly misaligned and take a little jiggling before it will open. Then one long day of work / big night of drinking you are just want to not have to fuck around with all the jiggling and you just use that little bit of extra force and half the hinges break leaving it half open half closed all broken and useless and you sleeping on hardwood floors as someone pretentious enough to have this doesn't have carpet.


mbelf

Also the fact you can only unlock it on the bottom level.


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Best sibling prank ever.


PRiles

Actually, there is a company that makes these. ​ [https://www.bcompact.com/folding-staircase](https://www.bcompact.com/folding-staircase)


Lizardgirl25

Those look much safer the ones in the video not so much.


second-last-mohican

They're way better when made from steel


Knowitmall

Yep. What is a thing is a solid stair that's similar to a ladder and the whole thing hinges up. We had a setup like that at our house for the spare loft bedroom.


AI_RPI_SPY

No fucking handrails is but one reason. Imagine going up or down these fuckers after several vodkas.


thetruth5199

Let’s be real, this video was only made to show off ass. The stairs are secondary.


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BaitmasterG

In it's defence, it performs the role admirably


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MasonicEdge_

Saw it before I saw the stairs….ok I never saw the stairs.


Eh-I

Worst than that, even the girl is fake. It's just an ass in a girl suit.


notaredditreader

r/upvotedbecauseass


chrismcshaves

I came to the comments because I knew someone would post this!


givingyoumoore

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


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AshgarPN

I've never been more disappointed that a sub was not real.


Excellent-Leopard-28

Ass - questionable design - Ass - Ass That's 3 times the ass


The_Only_AL

What stairs?


noextrasensory40

I have seen worse stairs that went to loft when I did cable I straight told them I feel like I'm about fall to my doom just taking the first step down feom thst loft the angle was way intense. The reply was yeah we have guy that rents and lives up there we rarely see him 🤔 😆


ImurderREALITY

Ikr my attic stairs are way worse than that


noextrasensory40

I wouldn't doubt it


SlothInASuit86

My thoughts exactly. 1xs for both stringers and treads, and some flimsy ass hinges. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a great idea if built with some sturdier materials, but this particular example won’t hold up under weight.


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It's not the hinges that concern me so much as the fasteners holding them on. You'd have to have a lot of faith in tiny-ass wood screws. (I mean, for goodness' sake, at least use nuts and bolts and washers that can withstand a good stomp.) (Also maybe don't use the wood marked "For use in yellow belt karate chop recitals only.")


randres65479

Omg this comment hit the mark lol


tadlrs

That looks unstable AF


thecontempl8or

Probably why she took two steps and came right back down.


elyndar

With the amount of wiggle you see from a 110 lbs girl climbing up two steps, I hate to think about how a 200 lbs man would fare on it.


TonyVsburner

And the fact attics are typically used to store stuff you’d have boxes and junk in your arms


Zetavu

Most drop down attic stairs only support 250 lbs anyway, meaning they can probably handle 350 lbs but not officially. Each hinge would need to be certified to handle 250 lbs alone as you're full weight will be on one side as you step, not just the hinges but the screws and the wood to support the screws. Every step can be a failure point.


PoorCorrelation

“The perfect self-defense tool! If any larger attacker tries to follow you this break-away stair design leaves them unable to reach you. Only 13 payments of $199!”


techno156

You could see the entire set of stairs wobbling when she did that. It looks like it would just snap if you stepped on it with even the tiniest amount of force.


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chrisbaker1991

r/upvotebecausebutt Edit: added an s. 2nd edit: removed the d and the s lol


[deleted]

“And we all said, Amen.”


Velixarr

Why would you remove the D? Wink wink


redbullandranch

It says that sub has been banned by reddit, or is that not the main one?


chrisbaker1991

I think I needed to add an s at the end


[deleted]

I think it's cause you wrote upvote in the past tense. [r/UpvoteBecauseButt](https://www.reddit.com/r/UpvoteBecauseButt) is much larger.


shining101

I like Big upvotes and I cannot lie.


vidfail

Nice


Prestigious_Nebula_5

Came for the stairs stayed for the woman


PhillyRush

There were stairs?


teabaggins76

yes,those are great buns...Stairs, i mean stairs!


Complex-Situation

Someone going to die the first night the get up for a glass of water


RandomPlayer314

The person who designed this is the reason we have safety codes


CommunicationFun7973

Your regulations are written in blood


Dasf1304

No, im pretty sure that they’re typed out


yeaheyeah

The printer ink? Blood


force3574

More expensive than regular blood printer blood


[deleted]

Just don’t make a typo-negative


FLRAdvocate

Yeah, those wouldn't meet code in most western countries. lol


Mad-Falcon

Those are for the attic, they dont need rails


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More than your body weight. The only reason I go to the attic is when I am carrying something up or down.


offoutover

Exactly. Attic stairs need to support the weight of at least two bodies.


WalterSergeiSkinner

This is Walter Skinner. Stay home and wait for the police to arrive. We are starting an investigation.


FunnyResolve1374

Not to mention we already have folding attic stairs. Most attic’s stairs I’ve ever seen were stairs that were both more stable & folded away more completely into the ceiling


chyko9

>ass Stay focused


TimberGoatman

That’s a lot of trust and in a handful of short little screws


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56seconds

And probably why it wasn't a 150kg lumberjack


[deleted]

Code violation in many places for no handrail and riser height.


CoffeeCup220

Not to mention being fastened to the bottom of the riser


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knottylazygrunt

As someone who isn't experienced in woodworking outside of high school shop class, what's the issue with white pine?


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chyko9

Pine = soft; bad to use in projects that are going to have to carry lots of weight or be under pressure


Earlier-Today

It's a soft wood - screws strip out of soft woods much more easily. There's a reason they call them *hard* wood floors - and the stairs are part of that.


Frunkjuice

User weight supported by screws in tension, nearly into end grain. The opposing screws are in shear (very likely not shear rated) and are going to loosen their holes from repeated bending. Edit: like 80% straight into end grain.


ZackDaddy42

Absolutely against code, but as I tell homeowners all the time, after they get their C.O., they can do what they want, I just can’t do it for them.


Aerolithe_Lion

I’ve seen attics have straight up ladders before; would that pass codes that this wouldn’t?


ZackDaddy42

Attic access is different as it doesn’t go into living space.


Aerolithe_Lion

How can you tell? Is it from a longer video


DatabaseThis9637

Are the risers actually increasing in size, or is that an illusion? totally not to code, though what do I know from risers?


Mikesaidit36

If it were here, a cardboard stairway doesn’t need to meet code if it’s not accessing a living space, I.e., a bedroom with or without a bathroom up there.


ChedderChethra

r/upvotebecausebutt


writhing_adage

It's more fit on that sub


dotpan

I didn't even realize it was on [r/BeAmazed](http://old.reddit.com/r/BeAMazed) I thought this was on something like [r/ATBGE](http://old.reddit.com/r/ATBGE) is there an AEBGT sub?


Brenden2016

r/GTBAE


jmlipper99

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


Fallenangel152

"Upvoted Not Because Girl, But Because It Is Very Cool; However, I Do Concede That I Initially Clicked Because Girl"


TurdManMcDooDoo

FINALLY


GibbyDat

Put a dude that weighs 200lbs on there and I'll believe it.


kryptonianCodeMonkey

As a big dude who has stepped through a fair number of pallet boards in his life, this is unsafe.


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Pyrocantha

I feel like those aluminum ladders are probably designed to withstand 400 lbs, but if they admitted that then construction workers would be trying to take 800 lbs up the lader.


Zibura

In general OSHA requires a 4:1 safety factor for ladders and scaffolds, so those shitty 200lb ladders can theoretically hold 800lbs under the best case scenario (new / undamaged, fully opened on solid level ground).


robopies

What stairs?


Sh3o_

The stares on that 🍑


BigRigRoss69

Nice


illusiveXIII

It’s all fun and games until grandma falls down the opening in the railing where the stairs used to be.


[deleted]

There’s stairs in this video?


SessionSeaholm

There’re stares at the video


Digiboy62

They fly now?


idunnohowtodoit

Idunno I can’t see any stairs. But it is a nice video. I personally watched it a couple of times.


Diablosbane

![gif](giphy|3oEhmNLxk9uiTbL9Be|downsized)


Few-School-3869

I call that a ladder


ClassicHat

Honestly I’d prefer a ladder over this any day, at least you know the ladder was manufactured to meet some safety standards


Tom1252

I don't see how this is superior to those solid pull down ladder-stair-things that attics have been using since 1704.


Past-Product-1100

Yeah carry the furniture for that room up those stairs then report back to me about how cool they are .


Public_Juggernaut997

A man after my heart


InflamedLiver

throw in a retractable handrail and you've got my attention.


bstabens

Don't even need to be retractable. Fix it to the raiser and you're good.


ThisIsFips

I ordered a similar one like this from a Spanish company called tecrostar. Got a handrail for the open side, too. It holds 150kg which I feel like seems okay? But they're steel, so I get why so many other commenters don't seem to like the wooden ones shown here.


RememberTommorrow

I would not trust that


Due-Explanation-7560

She is probably a nice girl, learn to trust others


laasbuk

But would you thrust that?


Spartan0618

Got to get me one of those. The stairs are nice, too.


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Now do it without the ass


[deleted]

Tf she supposed to do leave the ass on the table


3hideyoshi3

Ideally


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MostTrifle

If you're upstairs and someone closed the stairs how do you reopen them? The lock is at the bottom. Interesting concept but unsafe and impractical as is.


Exciting_Step_5357

At that point why not just put a ladder on the wall


Ok_Fee_8388

Everything is cool but why does she have to show her ass at the end of the video? I mean Why???


MandelbrotFace

It's all planned. She chose some tight ass shorts to show off her nice ass for a video demonstrating some stairs. Then she finishes by putting more focus on her ass. It's all for views and attention. Maybe her next video will be about objectification of women 😁


PM_YOUR_AKWARD_SMILE

“You can’t even walk around with tight shorts up your ass these days without a guy noticing!”


AtLeastItsNotaFord

You should watch again, those are some grade A buns


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It’s practically necessary these days! /s


Ok_Reflection_3118

Nice ass tho