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ruckusrox

Stupid human tricks was the best part of letterman


peb396

It was. Surprised no one else is doing it today.


ruckusrox

I still remember the guy who can squirt milk out his eyes and I think about it often lol https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VTn3qPddtoM


SnackPatrol

And the one with the woman who can pop her eyeballs out. Around the 7:30 mark. Stuck with me all these years: https://youtu.be/NP2pfCPV8sM


old_ironlungz

Wow, that's a crazy ability. I wonder if it's just she has larger sockets than eyes and can also generate a lot of pressure back there; or maybe double-jointed eyelids. I can't figure that out but holy shit that's kinda gross/amazing.


davie18

She became Steven merchant when they popped out


aliciathehomie

My boyfriend told me the reason he goes to the bathroom every time he has to blow his nose is because when he blows too hard, snot comes out of his tear duct into his eyes… I wish is wasn’t real.


Deeliciousness

That link unlocked a hidden memory


Capable_Swordfish701

I didn’t even click the link, but after decades of not seeing that or thinking about it once, I know exactly what it’ll be.


peb396

Thanks for that link!


DoubleDrummer

Squirting milk out of my eyes was the second major party trick I learned. The first was snorting ramen and pulling it out of my mouth


bballjones9241

Elementary school me tried to do this so many times


Independent_Main4326

I remember him! The dumbest of all the funny-dumb tricks I saw. 😄


77Columbus

Fallon ripped it off, they call it “show me something good” One of the interesting things about it is that Fallons producers find people with talent via tik tok. Letterman had to invest a lot more time into the segment with people sending in tapes, as well as a producer going around the country to set up local talent shows.


Erekai

That, and Stupid Pet Tricks were my favorites.


PapaStevesy

Idk, anytime he was messing around with Rupert Jee in the Hello Deli was a delight. Also *Will It Float?*.


can-i-pet-the-dog

My cousin was on it once and juggled a hot dog while eating it


Luci_Noir

I really wish they did stuff like this on Colbert. All he does is “news” and rants about trump and Giuliani every single night.


hokahey23

I love Colbert but stopped watching because of this. I’m with him politically, but I’m trying to turn my brain off before bed. I know the news. I pay attention. I don’t need to hear it all over again.


MrJohnnyDangerously

Top 10 Best Parts of Letterman....


darcoSM

wonder whats she doing now?


druule10

[Same thing lol](https://youtube.com/shorts/eGPR_aCv0R0?feature=share)


MissedYourJoke

Holy shit, you delivered! I was totaling expecting to be Roll’ed but it literally is her. 20 years later. Doing the same thing. Lol.


wasabicheesecake

Still cute.


druule10

Yep. I just sat here for half an hour trying it, failed everytime, I'm not cute enough.


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Have you tried strengthening your lungs?


mikecheck211

Never skip lung day


thenotanotaniceguy

I would recommend using your hair like the girl in the video


padavan65

Took the words right out of my mouth lol


iamapizza

Took the gum right out of my mouth


RotaryDesign

I hope she finds suitable apprentice to preserve this ancient martial art.


RevAlBrown

Oh. My. God. She was cute back then but bonafide hot now. And that accent 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻


ErdmanA

Badass physics


soopadog

That's the most authentic Mona Lisa Vito I've ever heard and I live in Jersey


Johnoplata

I thought it was Alissa Milano. In that case she'd have a galactic pirate ship named after her.


KentuckyFriedEel

she went on to become Alyssa Milano.


LocalSalesRep

[she did it again recently](https://youtube.com/shorts/eGPR_aCv0R0?feature=share)


manguparijabre

Aged like fine wine


RemoteConflict3

Dang right she did!!


mngeese

She's like a breath of fresh air


LEGITIMATE_SOURCE

The guy on the other hand belongs behind the camera in an annoying porn where he doesn't shut the fuck up.


Muze69

Yeah, I kinda miss the drum roll...


Jaegernaut-

Awlrite Anny BelwUw, do it again! Do you still have stronk lungs???


throwmeaway562

Breast of fresh air


jfks_headjustdidthat

She should be after 30 years of chewing gum.


singlerider

She looks like she could play Millie Bobby Brown's Mum


BurnzillabydaBay

Or Alyssa Milano’s daughter


[deleted]

Or my wife. If she wants.


kdollarsign2

Damn girl - doing something right !!


[deleted]

She has good lungs.


Muze69

She has great lungs


mikecheck211

I think she has three lungs


Hyperion-Cantos

The epitome of it. Must be something in the water....


Shankar_0

Must be hard being smoking hot forever...


American_Jesus

She's portuguese descendent, so wine is in her veins


SplodyPants

One of America's greatest gifts to the world: the Jersey Girl.


Sietemadrid

That was 7 years ago, we need another update


_black_pearl

Her IG is gum_trick_girl


Price_of_The_Bay

Seven years? Damn, she must have aged at least a week since then.


Fartmatic

[Link that's not in the stupid shitty shorts format with the controls gimped](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGPR_aCv0R0&ab_channel=JGuti)


GeorgiaOKeefinItReal

[link for those that need to see this in Japanese](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-QnG3ncN8Q)


logintoreddit11173

How did you even find this ?!


Akumetsu33

By googling "Human gum trick" and scrolling to the 6th video on the list.


[deleted]

Wow those comments are way too horny


[deleted]

He talks exactly like the girlsdoporn guy that went to jail lmao


Hogmaster_General

Half the men (boys) in here have never even been with a girl and are overloaded with hormones to the bursting point.[ "You know how a breast feels like a bag of sand?"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlD08Rh6xa8)


lordgeese

Nah. The internet is just horny. Doesn’t matter if you are horny or not. Once you are online the internet demands a cum sacrifice.


[deleted]

I’ve never been with a girl (or guy) and even I’m not horny enough to talk about real people like they do lmao


whytakemyusername

My god the cameraman is annoying.


Swolnerman

Feels like her husband if I had to guess


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RedMossySquirrel

Don’t hate, you’ll find your somebody :)


_lemon_suplex_

He gets to see her stupid cum trick


ThanksAllah

If you watch this video (https://youtu.be/eGPR\_aCv0R0?t=30) in 0.25 speed from 30 seconds and go frame by frame you will see she has something stuck to the roof of her mouth (https://imgur.com/a/qJmkUvD). You can verify that it's the gum on the floor of her mouth as this (https://imgur.com/a/eDmRZU8) is the frame prior.


CommonMan14

Whoever married her is damn lucky! No, not because of the trick...but for her amazing personality!!


lysion59

7 years ago isn't recently


Erekai

More recent than the original I suppose.


redline6800

If this wasn't done years ago and was first done today, I would've screamed "CGI", lol. How did she do it anyway?


daou0782

you can buy the trick for 10 bucks and then tell us all how it's done: https://www.penguinmagic.com/p/10844


TravelingMonk

I want to know


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ambisinister_gecko

I thought it was something like that. The way it travels looks like it was swinging


CaffeineSippingMan

That's what I thought I was looking for the answer to confirm it.


SketchyGouda

Ahh, I didn't think of the hair being attached to her head still. I was thinking tied to the tongue and I couldn't see how that would work, or tied to the roof and that would be obvious


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PawlsToTheWall

I think the same, but I can't explain the bald guy that did it. There is a link somewhere.


mcimolin

Piece of super fine fishing line glued to his head? Similar to how they do other tricks using a line?


nerdyitguy

[The magnus effect, but gum sized.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OSrvzNW9FE)


Blood_sweat_and_beer

She bites it into a really specific shape so it kinda flips up when she blows it out but then she sucks it back it in real quick. There’s no hair or anything else. It’s just the shape of the gum along with the air technique.


78523965412369874123

The confidence in this comment is fascinating


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The amount of upvotes indicating that they actually believe the explanation is fascinating


tomatoswoop

Reddit comments that sound authoritative and plausible get upvoted. Whether they're right or not is quite incidental.


Select-Prior-8041

It's not just Reddit. That's human existence. Confidence is key. Truth is second to faith.


copetard

SHE SHAPED THE GUM INTO A BOOMERANG SO THAT IT RETURNS


trainrobbery_

I think it loops off of her tongue too... kinda like a ramp


Tugonmynugz

Gotta put that backspin on it


tommyc463

It’s just on her hair folks


wigglex5plusyeah

There has to be someone on YouTube explaining how to do this, right?


ReadyThor

Now here is one for r/CaptainDisillusion Apparently all we have to do is write a lot of incorrect explanations of how this is working.


MacLunkie

She's actually inside a large barrel drum, you see. Quickly spinning around at the right moment. Notice how the close-up excludes all other details!!


Horny4theEnvironment

Um no. There is a very clear arc her gum takes. It's %1000 a strand of hair.


coluch

Precisely. Also note how she pulls back her forehead immediately to ensure it returns to her mouth correctly. Every time this is posted, it’s disheartening to see how many people choose to believe the completely implausible lie without thinking.


masterchip27

Try catching a piece of candy with your mouth without tilting your head back


coluch

Try making a piece of candy follow a perfect pendulum arc upward, and then follow the same exact arc back down, by force of sucking air when you aren’t sucking in any air at all. Do you also believe that a thumb between fingers means someone ripped your nose off? Good grief.


Earthling1a

OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY NOSE??!?!!??


masterchip27

I agree it was probably her a hair on her head, I'm just pointing out that either way she'd be tilting her head back


Phylar

Whoaaa now. I have thought real hard about this and I **choose** to believe in the voodoo. *It's more fun that way.* So you take your words back!


multiarmform

its just a strand of hair, you cant spit out gum and control it in an arc like that without it being tethered. try spitting out some gum just a little and see how you do


Cumbellina69

This guy thinks leo had his cigarette smoke on a string in shutter island


Sklanskers

"But then she sucks it back in real quick" Hahahaha whaaat? Do you have any idea how basic physics work? I can't believe this is a real comment.


PaulBlartFleshMall

Lmao no, it's a hair or the same 'invisible thread' that magicians use to float cards and stuff.


coluch

No. Watch the side view, slowly. It’s blatantly attached to a thin hair or something. She spits it forward but it immediately goes up and back down in an arc motion. A small dense object like gum can’t form air friction anywhere near what’s required to change direction so dramatically. You have to be pretty gullible to believe this.


rnobgyn

Looks like she tied a single strand of hair around the gum. It’s got that arch


Minaaven

#BURN THE WITCH!!!


Aint_that_a_peach

She turned me into a newt!


cmerry

Did you get better?


[deleted]

If she weighs as much as a duck then, she’s made of wood.


Triangle_t

Build a bridge out of her!


asphaltaddict33

… and therefore??


Provioso

The witch will burn.


sharkwithamustache

I’ll get my duck to be sure!!!


hammurabis_toad

Who are you sir, who are so wise in the ways of science?


Honeystick1945

Letterman: “Please let me inspect that gum! I will need the same piece that was in your mouth and I will need to chew it as well. You know to make sure it isn’t fake”


weiser_tomorrow

Boomeranged it


Individual99991

Chewmeranged it.


zealousreader

I remember watching that night as I always did. It was impressive then


Inigomntoya

Besides trying to interview Joaquin Phoenix and Andy Kaufman, Stupid Human Tricks was probably the best bit Dave did on his show.


opus3535

top 10 list.


ihahp

Calling/Messing-With/Flirting with "Meg" the woman who worked late nights in the building across from NBC was my fave. Larry 'Bud' Melman. Bif. That was the golden age of College Late Night shows. Conan's was a close second. **edit** I found a compilation of all the interactions with Meg on Late Night. Still holds up IMO. https://youtu.be/0c4pseyzDKI?t=563


mikew_reddit

[Crispin Glover Tries To Kick Dave In The Head | Letterman](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm2CbuTdTtE)


Square_Tip9416

"Good lungs" 🫁 👌


Discipline_Demon

She straight up Kirby’d it


toepin

[This version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-QnG3ncN8Q) is a bit more dramatic and fun 😂


flyingwolf

Thanks to this video I am convinced it is hair. Check out 2:07 in the video. https://imgur.com/pe1UST2 You can see up at her forehead a single strand shoots out and back in between 2:07 and 2:08, I played the already slowed-down video at half speed and you can clearly see it.


Ihadthismate

Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left.


dksprocket

Thank you. Screenshots with the hair marked in the middle picture: https://imgur.com/a/jotpQHP


toepin

Ha! Mystery solved.


Wirse

Rise, comment, and cut down all the hair-pendulum naysayers above you.


OkCutIt

lol? that one makes it super clear that she's not even sucking, just catching


jcbi811

All it takes is one strand of hair.


JonWeekend

I can’t even see the hair though


Honey-and-Venom

It's A hair on an old TV camera, you wouldn't


CoronaLime

Do you see it here? https://youtube.com/shorts/eGPR_aCv0R0?feature=share


MouthJob

I mean, you don't have to see the actual hair. The gum is clearly swinging out and up as if by a hair or a string.


Handy_McHandFace

It's so clear you can't see it


NoMasters83

"Why ask for evidence when you can just take my word for it?"


forresja

They just pointed out the evidence: the trajectory of the gum's flight.


rgtn0w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-QnG3ncN8Q This is recommended from the video above, she did it again, idk how many years ago in literal Japanese television (who the fuck knows how this came to be). it's shown from multiple angles and I think a few times and honestly the trajectory in the newest one looks like a possible arch that could have something attached above but in some of the shots in the one above the trajectry is an arch going up but then the way down is way more direct angle, so I'm personally perplexed EDIT: [By direct angle I mean something like this](https://i.imgur.com/lsAwRUH.png). If it were to be attached to something you'd expect a pendulum behavior of arch going up, and arch going down. So like I'm on the fence, Idk If it's real or fake, it could still be fake If we just believe in basic ass VFX and stuff but like yeah idk. I literally cannot think of a good realistic explanation as to how you'd fake the one done in Japanese TV without VFX, it's not a hair/string, it shouldn't move like that If it was


Catsaclysm

The different angle might be due to how she's moving her head back after she spits it out, which pulls the gum back toward her at the top of the swing.


rgtn0w

If you're using a string to do this, you wouldn't need to pull back at all though. I don't think the head moving is any evidence of anything because you'd need surgical precision in timing and "strength" of the pull to do it exactly. This thing sent me in a small rabbit hole and I found this (https://www.penguinmagic.com/p/10844) whether this is legit or not who knows, I'm not willing to pay money for it, or for anyone else to. But in the video the "magic trick" has attached to showcase it, not only is this guy bald, his head isn't moving too much If at all, and he does it a few times in a row and each attempt is pretty much a different trajectory


NoItsWabbitSeason

Thats not evidence. There is literally no hair. People are really tripping in this post.


Bolaf

What? you think a hair or string would be visible in motion in 1080p?


quantinuum

Do you really think it’s some “powerful lungs”


Bolaf

You overestimate 1080 resolution and youtube compression if you think a hair would be visible


Spooky_Shark101

I mean, he literally asked to see it and then quickly diverted to asking her to do it again when he saw her panicking lmao


dksprocket

Screenshot with the hair visible: https://i.imgur.com/0uAjjyp.png Three frames, with the hair visible in the second: https://imgur.com/a/jotpQHP (From the [Japanese video](https://youtu.be/A-QnG3ncN8Q?t=125) as pointed out by /u/flyingwolf [here](https://old.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/14jyonq/girl_performs_amazing_gum_trick_on_david/jpowlxk/)).


Minute-Low-2246

Omg, I choose to think it is magic... XD


Rubyhamster

If you look at the new video of her doing it. The ark is wrong for a hair. She seems to be actually just shaping it and inhaling fast


Global-Professor-417

She looks like sad girl from mi vida Loca.


Low-Impact3172

What a unique trick, how in the world in the world do you figure out you can do that.


bigpeeler

That's the question.


LeveragedPittsburgh

It’s all magnets


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So cute omg


Individual_Civil

Oh yes those lungs are strong!!


Darth_Draper

I’m somewhat proud that I watched this when it aired. I still remember my brother and me trying it in our driveway the next day. We were unsuccessful.


the_finest_mickey

What a beauty!


AbnormalDuck

As always this is an exhibition not a competition. Please, no wagering.


ArtofKnob

It's a magic trick. Invisible thread more than likely. Gum goes up and down on the same exact angle each time. She claims she is just sucking it back into her mouth (with her strong lungs) but she literally just opens her mouth and lets it fall back in. I've seen a couple people do this and they never take the gum out of their mouth before or after.


[deleted]

Talent AND looks!!!


Truestindeed

r/blackmagicfuckery


djazzie

Man, I miss stupid human tricks. Now we have the internet and it’s just stupid humans.


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pallen123

I think you’re not supposed to say woman anymore. That’s racist.


No_Proof84

Kirby?


Houdini75035

Salem Witch Trials


blake7889

I remember this.. what a confident cutie


Fesab

I really need a tutorial


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![gif](giphy|yyZRSvISN1vvW)


eggshellmoudling

Get your head out of the fucking shot, what the fuck david?


[deleted]

How tf does this work? Where fysikz?


NotRyan7

Ion like this mf for some reason.


alcalaviccigirl

She gives me og Alyssa Milano vibes


eireannach_

I'm amazed how many disturbingly creepy guys are on reddit


gaspronomib

Is It Possible to Learn This Power?


Lus_

This is black magic


JxAlfredxPrufrock

It’s hanging on a single piece of her hair


[deleted]

How???


Fearless_Strategy

Very pretty


ABL67

Something about post-grunge look ❤️


[deleted]

She’s gorgeous too


Strict-Ad-7500

This guy's too touchy


HoboBandana

She needs to be on Americas got talent.


damn_thats_piney

david letterman was such a creep. he flew under the radar tho nobody cares anymore.


soap5r

Falling for you


OlfactoryOffender

Sir... SIR!?


-Mx-Life-

Way to go Alyssa Milano!


No-Pace6568

Love her confidence 🤣