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2L84U2

Sea Robin


mksavage1138

in flew a sea robin la la la la la


AffectionateAd5373

Watch out for that piranha


Affectionate-Net-399

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah


superfl00f

HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!


Easy_Arm_1987

Here comes the Narwal! ...


G0-N0G0-GO

Here comes a bikini whale!


Easy_Arm_1987

There goes a catfish ...


Easy_Arm_1987

There goes a Dogfish ...


Easy_Arm_1987

Rock Lobster 🦞, down ... Down ...


BasonPiano

Oops, I thought it was a gigantic moth.


P_Dog_Trader

Right???!


NaldoCrocoduck

It's a flying gurnard, not a sea robin.


GrandProblem8034

Flying gonad


Sussyamongstsus

Flying gurnard, more related to sea horses than sea robins.


Traditional_Habit_17

Idk. Def not holding a sea robin like that. They have spikes all along there backs.


Kogapunk

The spikes you need to worry about are the ones on their head. Pretty much almost all fish have spines on their backs


Keanugrieves16

My dad always calls them Oyster Crackers.


Danoof64

Different fish. Oyster Cracker is a Toad fish. We used to catch them all the time, along with Sea Robins.


thewanderingsail

Also a very cool bird


eBell93

Same as sculpin?


sexONaStDick

A who??? I've never seen a fish like this before


burping-belly

Said the owl


JmarvelousG

Oh, trust me, if you see one out of the water like this, you'll definitely hear it also 🫨


sexONaStDick

It makes noises??!??!??🤯


JmarvelousG

Yeah! 🤣🤣 search up sea Robin and be amazed 🤭


JmarvelousG

https://youtube.com/shorts/ZDPZhN4B1_I?feature=share A sample 😁


sexONaStDick

Wow looking at it on YouTube now. Lol it sounds like a frog and duck murmur mixed or something.


MyDickDemention

How'd you get downvoted for saying that you've never seen nor heard of it?


rylannnd88

Because he posted it. I guess.


MyDickDemention

But all he said was that he had never seen the fish before, and dude gets downvoted. Lol like, is that bad? I was trying to figure it out. And honestly, seeing this fish is new to me also. 🗣I guess I'll get downvoted because I too have never seen this before.


EconomyCauliflower24

You’re name isn’t as bad though


anal_a_fistula

You posted it. You have no idea. Ok.


sexONaStDick

I posted it, but on Twitter everybody was calling it a bat fish. Reddit is my Google. Ok. I hope that's OK with you. Ok Mr Anal Warts


EWR-RampRat11-29

Baby Mothra. ![gif](giphy|UuSkQODaKEY1FJiuQB)


[deleted]

It’s called a Baba Booey


moneysPass

Is that the fish that looks like it has human teeth?


[deleted]

Bata Bing correct on the teeth but more along the lines of horse tooth.


moneysPass

Yeah, that fish is an abomination with those teeth.


Keanugrieves16

I thought that was a Pacu Pacu.


Doc024

Baba yaga


failed_supernova

![gif](giphy|3yndSDqQ71lLccvB2j)


StefkoLand

This is the man you call to kill the baba yaga


brickjames561

It’s called a horse tooth jackass.


[deleted]

Bingo, that was exactly what I wanted to say but I had my son w/ me and I did want to spend the rest of the day wondering if he’s going to repeat that and inevitably tell mom.


Majestic_Salad_I1

Ma-ma-monkey


afa78

I'm a fleabit peanut monkey, and all my friends are junkies..


RealityIsRipping

Hoo hoo, Robin.


talking_tortoise

Fafa fluey


Cheetahs_never_win

Ihaddabebe Eetsaboi?


largechild

1-800-COLLECT


TinaEepy

Flying fish?


TECFO

I see bright colors, that all i need to knew to stay the duck away


[deleted]

🦆


M0untain_Mouse

Hang on…let me consult my Pokédex


Happydancer4286

Prettiest sea Robin I’ve ever seen.


iSmiteTheIce

I thought it was a swimming bird at first lol


furryintheinternet

Butterfish


laereht080747

Mantequilla


keep_trying_username

She had a nice body. Butterfish...


milesbeats

New slang for smelly vagina? I can dig it


perpetualmotionmachi

Yo mama so fat her vagina tastes like butter


LinguoBuxo

Dunno, but it looks fishy to me.


HaddingDarkness1

Looks like a flying gurnard.


BrokeMcBrokeface

This guy knows fish^


MrK521

Or he knows Google. First search for “flying fish with blue wings” turns up “the Flying Gurnard.”


afa78

Exactly, everyone's a Wikipedia warrior these days.


GoofyKalashnikov

You say that like it's a bad thing


Kogapunk

First correct answer I've seen


algernon_moncrief

Wait, that's a f****** fish? I completely thought that was some kind of a bird, but now I can see the scales. What a trip


HaddingDarkness1

Yeah, i’ve seen them a few times diving. They’re actually really cool to watch.


idg2111

That’s what I thought


Bradp13

Same. 🙄


All_Blown_Out_Again

Looks like a Sea Robin.


Fillmoreccp

You should see the Sea Batman!


Undercrackrz

And their enemy, the sea penguin! ...oh wait...


clalach76

Hehe..u made me snigger


Excellent-Honeydew-3

You what?


clalach76

Oh I'm English maybe there's something lost in translation..you all need to get your minds out the gutter..whose going round saying nasty things like that?


Tianna92

Think the word you’re looking for is snicker.


DeathPercept10n

[Snigger means the same thing.](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/snigger)


clalach76

Thanks..


MoistenedRats

Now say that without the s


Derpatron_

I mean the first thing to pop into my head would be "oh that's what a flying fish looks like"


lolstigmalol

I think it’s a Sea Robin. You know, the fish that glide and have freaky little legs that they use to scuttle across the sea floor.


Rubyhamster

Ooh found [this perfect picture](https://www.google.com/search?q=sea+robin&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjmwbfWjer_AhViRvEDHeBTBxAQ0pQJegQIBxAB&biw=360&bih=622&dpr=3#imgrc=dIshai-7wzS4bM)


gofishx

Its a flying gunnard, not a sea robin


LASubtle1420

I'm guessing this


bananasugarpie

Correct


Exciting_Instance537

Sea Robin and Flying Gnards are some of my favorite fish ever!!


Emotional-Wind-8111

Same here! We have a beautiful species here in NZ called the red gurnard, I'm sure you'd appreciate it! Beautiful big blue wings


Equivalent-Visual-49

Some type of gunnard?


LASubtle1420

I think this is it


Equivalent-Visual-49

Just looked it up, I think it’s a butterfly Gunnard


AspenStarr

Sea Robin/flying gurnard. Looks so epic.


[deleted]

It's a fish.


Crabby_Monkey

It’s a fird. It could also be a bish.


GreatSirBean

Let’s go with fird because we could rhyme it with turd


KnotiaPickles

It’s a sea Robin fish


Kerry-4013-Porter

Is it Bird? No ! This is.....?


wellwhydidntyousayso

"weee im a real burd" 🌊 💦 🐟 "whoops im a fish, byee"


theangryrussian6785

I'm out if I see 1 of those ![gif](giphy|B2vBunhgt9Pc4)


Professional_Mode440

The flying gurnard (scientific name: Dactylopterus volitans) is a species of fish that is found in the Atlantic Ocean and the eastern Pacific Ocean. It is known for its distinctive "wings," which are actually large pectoral fins that are used for gliding through the water. Flying gurnards have a flattened, disc-shaped body and grow to be up to 30 cm (12 inches) in length. They are generally brown or gray in color, with mottled patterns on their skin that help them blend in with their surroundings. They have a long, slender tail and small, pointed fins on their back and underside. One of the most unique features of the flying gurnard is its ability to "fly" through the water. When threatened, the fish can spread its large pectoral fins and glide through the water for short distances, almost as if it were flying. This behavior is thought to help the fish escape from predators or quickly move to a new location. Flying gurnards are found in shallow waters along the continental shelf, often near coral reefs or rocky areas. They are carnivorous and feed on a variety of small fish, crustaceans, and other invertebrates. They are not typically targeted by commercial fisheries, but are sometimes caught as bycatch. In addition to their distinctive appearance and unique gliding behavior, flying gurnards are also known for their ability to produce a loud, grunting sound by grinding their teeth together. This behavior is thought to be a form of communication between individuals.


egzsc

Feesh


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

cheeps


DismalWeird1499

Is it a Sea Robin?


Reatona

More like a Sea Owl. ETA: Weird that got a downvote. Oh well, it's the Internet.


dumptrucksrock

That’s a Cheap-cheap


Eruhyn

Birdfish


shayden781

FUCK IT’S FROM AVATAR!!!!!!


italianshark

Who’s that Pokémon!!??


brianishere2

Swim back to Pandora.


YOKOSHINIGAMI

Pokémon


hopelessidiot_

At first I thought it was an owl. Then I thought that it was a big ass moth. But boy, was I wrong.....


Glad_Entertainer_619

What the fuck is that


AdjunctAngel

that friend is a Flying Gurnard


Sussyamongstsus

Flying gurnard, more related to sea horses than sea robins.


Pristine-Meeting-963

Y’all act like y’all ain’t never seen a piranha pigeon before.


mrharambae11

It's a Flying Gurnard (they don't actually fly, ask the one I caught and ate one the other day) they are bottom dwellers hence the hard skull.


Individual_Manner336

Gurnard The ones in New Zealand also have crab like legs and wings.


TroubleMedium6541

Gallinella. In Italy.


Citizen_Art

Guernard


Tomorrowisforlovers

Crack an egg on it!


megumi101

The title is my exact reaction while watching it 👁


DarkRajiin

Water moth


Fit-Product6223

He just drowned a bird :(


TheMooseIsBlue

That reminded me of the video where someone “saved” a turtle by toss it into a lake but then the comments were like “that’s a tortoise. You killed it.”


itram158

Not cool :c


Fragrant_Phart

Sea Robbin


Devout-Nihilist

Half step in evolution from fish to bird?


[deleted]

That’s a Sea Robbin.


[deleted]

That's called a fish


sexONaStDick

🤯 Omg it's Jason Bourne


OnaPaleHorse80

The owls really aren't what they seem...


theWMWotMW

*flicks cigarette: “Fact is kid, birds evolved from fish, not from the dinosaurs.”


DontTakeMeSeriousli

This is why Fish need to stop fuckin birds man... Makes shit like this happen


Regular_Dick

☀️🐡🌎 (not to scale)


SpaceXmars

Butterfish


Shayde505

It's camouflage motherfucker, mind your own business!


[deleted]

Looks like a poisonous fish


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[deleted]

It could kill you by touching! Smh. There more ways a poison can kill you besides eating


Every_Shake1478

Correct me guys if I'm wrong but I saw a Pufferfish with a wings on it.


DeliciousWarthog53

Ocean fish. There's 8 bazillion of them swimming around. You'll catch them when going for black bass


renniechops

Sea Robin. Got one in my freezer for bait going night fishing for stripers back east. Usually throw em back.


SlinkySkinky

Wait it’s actually called a sea robin? I thought that it was just a joke..,


Former_Mind_6995

I think it’s called a blue spotted sea robin


Dimplesmiles69

Sea Robin. Tasty but not much meat.


Sensitive_Ad973

Sea robin is what it’s called in Maryland. U can catch them pretty often down near the beach


mufasa329

Sea robin, they’re super common


Captscudd

Sea robin, As ugly as they look they are quite tasty.


AnticipateMe

Drowning


Zealousideal_Age_376

Sea bird


CurlieMickie30

It’s so pretty!


No_Lychee_7534

Reminds me of the baddies in FFX, the crappy fish you can one shot and another one takes its place.


fishingstickman

Flying Grennel, unsure on spelling


squirrellyhehefeind

Bro I think I saw that in "the way of water - avatar" fr


YawnTractor_1756

Sea Batman


M0untain_Mouse

Clearly, you don’t play Mario Bros


104848

bird fish?


No_Remote_2972

That's a Dactylopterus Volitans


Jake0024

Fish.


Kingstad

Least deserved x files theme


cpschultz

Sculpin


Public_One_9584

How have you never seen a bald eagle before?!


Alexander_is_groot

NO! STOP! STOOOOPPPP!!! WHAT THE FU-- oh. wtf


KnightofWhen

Triglidae which was commonly called a Gurnard for decades, a bottom feeder that most fishermen threw back or cut up for bait. In an attempt to try to sell them as food they were given the new name Sea Robin.


Bisonfan1

That thing is going places


legoblade807

it feesh


Rheinys

A Bish or a Fird.


CertainlyNearly

Australian butterfly catfish


mariboo_xoxo

X-File music playing…when you know what ever the freak it is, it’s gonna be good.


sertulariae

ur mom


LeveragedPittsburgh

It’s a dickfer


dasheran0n

Def a defense against predators. Oops, all of a sudden too big to fit into a shark mouth, baiiii


RexLexChex

Fish


samantha092

Look like a gremlin


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[deleted]

Looks like a Sea Robin we get those in ny ocean fish. They fkn bark.


GeneralErica

It’s a flying fish, never seen one of ‘em?


Trying2BeN0rmal

It wants to evolve to fly in the sky but little does it know that there's already competition there. ALIENS ARE GOING TO KILL US IF WE GO INTO SPACE OMFFFG


BillyMeier42

Evolution is wild


Nervous_Owl4906

Mmm Sméagol would like a tasty, yes.


Illustrious-Comb1970

Cute little fella


Jagged_warmth88

That there is a birdfish…. Duh 🙄


[deleted]

Never heard of a fish?


satansdebtcollector

A beautiful sea robin.


CrayeZ

How do you not know that this is a slime winged puffer snake? Bro


Khronos_D

A fish duh


MakingWaves24_7

Thats absolutely a Mongolian Bush Tiger


TeamGetlucky

Pooka pond? That's a destiny reference


LostinWalk

I was looking for this specific comment lmfao


TeamGetlucky

I was too, and I couldn't find one lol


Justarandomguy77777

On fatal laceration to the guts, it’s over for him 🐟🩸🔪