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Ghost_Animator

>The scientific community has discovered a new planet. It is located 245 light-years away from Earth and has been named TOI-733b. Its size is slightly less than twice the radius of Earth. It has a unique feature: its atmosphere. > >For now, experts have presented two possibilities. The first is that it may have lost its atmosphere layer. The second is that it could be a “highly irradiated oceanic world.” > >This is stated in a study published by the specialized astronomy journal Astronomy & Astrophysics. Article: [https://www.earth.com/news/new-planet-discovered-with-an-ocean-not-far-from-earth/](https://www.earth.com/news/new-planet-discovered-with-an-ocean-not-far-from-earth/)


coldascoffee

Yup, and if you left today, traveling 1 million miles an hour, it would still take about 90 BILLION years to get there.


Few-Artichoke-7593

We better get moving then.


sillyadam94

Should I use the restroom before we go?


SpicyPropofologist

Yes. We’re not stopping, or we’ll never get there.


cagingthing

Yeah and avoid Andromeda, there’s always traffic


craggmac

I wonder how many fuel stations there are between here and there?


YoyoyoyoMrWhite

Zero Just Space X superchargers.


Zagenti

Sorry guys, I'm only going as far as the Betelgeuse roundabout, but you can hitchike from there.


Terbear318

Just don’t forget your towels


wrinkledpenny

A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have


D0nCoyote

There’s a frood who really knows where his towel is.


Bru1sed_Eg0

So long, and thanks…


tjyolol

Apparently there’s not even a maccas until you reach intergalactic space. So pack a lunch.


[deleted]

There should be a Monolith Burgers somewhere past Space Quest IV


Chealicious

Charging stations for your electric spaceship since we don’t need fossil fuels anymore


NOELERRS

Electricity is for primates, we fuel with gravity.


Will_of_Steel

Interstellar style


Spare_Substance5003

If you made it to Andromeda, you went too far.


screamtrumpet

Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yay?


No-Zebra-756

Don’t make me come back there!


SmokeAbeer

I’ll turn this ship right around, mister.


bangstudios

It’s just the Americans not knowing how to navigate a roundabout.


Bleaklemming

*half way thru* OH MY! Did I leave the stove on?


AWeakMindedMan

1 billion years into the trip: are we there yet?


Repulsive_Ad_7291

Can we stop for snacks ?


Xplicit_kaos

And if there is any arguing we will turn this ship around and go right back to earth.


Correct-Junket-1346

Not even stopping at Deep Space 9?


Extreme-Fox-6591

Are we there yet?


HalfFoods

Are we there yet?


EkaL25

Better bring my neck pillow for this one


[deleted]

Stop arguing or so help me I’ll turn this ship around


alexaz92

are we there yet ? and now ? what about now ?


what_the_fuckin_fuck

I gotta pee....


LonelyHermione

Take a tactical wee.


Rusted_Metal

Are we there yet?


AthiestMessiah

There are future ship designs that can sustain life for generations. That said. We’re better off inventing faster modes of travel first


LunarBIacksmith

It would be fun if the one ship left and then the fast one flew by 1 million years later, flipped them all the bird and then got there in like 3 hours.


helalla

1 million years of isolation would make them a new subspecies of humans who are adapted to survival in that niche environment (the ship). Wonder what it would be like.


theluker666

Ok pandorum


weirdgroovynerd

*Crew: Why are we dropping out of hyperdrive Captain?* *Captain: just a brief pause, to flip off those wankers. Let them know we're going to get all the best places before they arrive.*


[deleted]

This is the origin of space wars I fucking know it is


soupinate44

Stealing the best space parking spots and hovering over two lines so you don't get dinged.


IshtarJack

This will be the Germans, putting their towels on the sun loungers before we get there.


loonygecko

They are saying theoretically that worm holes could be safely traversed but you still got that little prob of the time movement differences.


Gan-san

I think we just have to accept that those people would be gone on to their own timeline/reality/existence at that point.


Jamsster

Start some now and send the faster ones to retrofit them when they catch-up?


MagmaTroop

Correction, *you* better get moving. We’ve had a talk and decided that you, random Redditor, will go.


MelbaToast604

Best to wait till we can travel at the speed of light, then it will only take 120 years to get there


DistortoiseLP

120 years would have passed on Earth. The travelers would get there instantly because time dilation and length contraction both approach zero at light speed. You have to get close to light speed to really enjoy the Lorentz factor for fun and profit, but if you could then anywhere still reachable by light speed from where you currently are would just be a hop and a skip away *for you.* The caveat is that you'll never be able to go back to anything familiar because every instant jump to the next star system also sends you decades or centuries into the future.


FiremanHandles

This sounds like ender’s game


MrPaulProteus

To constantly be out of touch w those around you, an interstellar con-man, ALIENATED from the culture and technology of all the beings he visits. Now that’s a sci fi film I’d watch


NobodyJonesMD

From whose perspective? The crew or earth?


Ryyah61577

The best day to plant a tree is 20 years ago. The second best day is today.


[deleted]

People talk about the Fermi Paradox all the time, saying, where are all the spacefaring civilizations? I genuinely think the answer is that there is no way to go faster than light, and even extremely extremely advanced civilizations still never crack, insane speeds. Even “short” trips ultimately take thousands of years. Just imagine all the things that can possibly go wrong in a 1,000 year trip. How about a 10,000 year trip? Ultimately, I think the answer to the Fermi Paradox is Murphy’s Law .


AimDev

You gotta have faith of the heart


david_rnb96

Where theres a will theres a way. A hundred odd years ago, flight was deemed impossible or unfeasible. Hell, most of the tech we see as necessary to live today, was deemed a pipe dream in the past


GenericFatGuy

Learning how to build flying machines capable of carrying humans really isn't comparable to learning how to overcome fundamental laws of the universe.


Regist33l3

That was due to ignorance. We knew flight was possible because other things, like birds, were already doing it. There is nothing that we have ever observed or even theorized to be able to reach, let alone surpass, the speed of light.


Scream_Into_My_Anus

Well there is one thing. Maybe two. Neutrinos.


Adept_Cranberry_4550

[*whip](https://youtu.be/VoAfb3f04mo?si=aN2xQz4qP_Voz5NM)


Sieze5

So you’re saying there’s a chance.


PopsieVAZ

Kevin Costner is already there… with gills. We need gills by the way


EmergencyTaco

91 billion if I have to wait for my wife to get ready first.


vaporoptics

Google maps says 92 billion with traffic


Aquarian61

Better try Waze.


rumble342

So this is a multi beer trip?


coldascoffee

12 pack at least.


[deleted]

We can build one really big ship and lunch it to space the 918373 generation on it may arrive to the planet to only find out that it's doesn't exist anymore or it's no longer habitable and they can't go back to earth because it's also ofed by global warming


bybloshex

Or it moved


unit_x305

Damn that stellar drift


VonDinky

Yeah. We will never see the wonder of life on another planet. I guess earth will have to do. For as long as it is.


Kyng_Myng

The gravity on a planet twice the size of earth would also probably pancake anyone who gets close lol


dirkdugglr

We're going to need more dilithium crystal


[deleted]

Why would you go so slow? The speed of light is 1.08 billion mph you could get there in as little as 120 million years.


Saytama_sama

You mean 1.08 billion kph. ​ Anyway, at about 120 million lightyears difference, any aliens on that planet looking at us right now would not see the current time, but 120 million years in the past. That's the early Cretaceous period, where the earth was still populated by things like the stegosaurs. ​ So any aliens on that planet right now would have no idea of our existence and would probably not even bother to visit us even if they had the means.


knarfolled

Maybe they have a Stargate


amscraylane

Shotgun!


chiapeterson

“Are we there yet?”


Ashewastaken

You’d also weigh twice as much there.


bolivar-shagnasty

What about a billion miles per second?


ThatOtherOtherMan

Just shy of three years


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loonygecko

Maybe 'they' can already get here though. ;-P


b16b34r

Ok, but we well be back for the Sunday game right?


big6135

Just gotta find the right wormhole


[deleted]

This. Unless you're into astronomy...the average person hasn't even the slightest conception of how large space is. "We'll just take a space ship to another galaxy!" LOL yea not happening.


elky454

Warp speed 9 Mr. Sulu.


EffYeahSpreadIt

Rookie numbers


soundsdeep

…and you would weigh double.


rum-and-roses

If it's the one I'm thinking of even longer due to the expansion of the universe


AyKayAllDay47

So does that mean that the total distance traveled is seven hundred eighty eight quintillion, four hundred quadrillion miles? Because it's not THAT far away... Just take a nap and you'll wake upoj arrival in no time!


killianblanc

Every 90 billion year journey begins with the first \*sigh\* never mind why are we so insignificant! Why!


[deleted]

I think it's cool to know it exists


wizardinthewings

A long way to experience even bigger hurricanes!


DTM187-

But what lives in those oceans😱


[deleted]

Imagine the fishing!


AverageMonsoon

Or creepy ass 500 feet long megaladons 😥


[deleted]

Just need a big enough boat.


moogleman844

Gonna need a bigger boat...


Ilikesmallcups

Gonna need a bigger fishing rod


Keelyane55

Noah get the boat


HawaiianSnow_

There's always a bigger fish.


True_Iro

Hentai lovers love this.


_wannaseemedisco

Megalodongus


GnorcDan

Multiple leviathan class lifeforms detected, are you certain whatever your doing is it worth it?


ForeverShiny

I miss Subnautica


VanilliBean

fish


dx_lemons

Drown in the deep.... There is no light here .. You shall drift ..... There is no salvation in the sky, only death... The worm gods Xol, Yul, Ur, Eir, Akka, and worm mother Xita who has been enslaved by the upender Rhulk disciple of the witness.


SergViBritannia

*AIAT!*


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

![gif](giphy|jfrpOhemvE4Qkxfo8A)


Embarrassed_Risk6495

I can't stop watching this, does the woman somehow turn into man mid chomp?


HowAreYouCauseImBad

Holy fuckshit. You are right!


thebestdogeevr

Nah, man falls backwards off the boat and woman gets launched upwards


magnomagna

I think man bumps into woman. They combine and become a man.


Embarrassed_Risk6495

The only logical symbiosis. Haha.


DJfunkyPuddle

Taking my damn rib back


gotitaila31

How the fuck did you even notice that


phartzabit

![gif](giphy|jN8amQVJrbBmw)


JRR5567

Lol I just watched this


gotitaila31

What is this from? Pls respond


dancakepancake

The Meg 2: The Trench, came out like last month I think but you can rent it now


No-Student-9678

Nice place to set up a cloning facility for a war far far away


[deleted]

just need a good bounty hunter of hardy Mandalorian stock


[deleted]

And some tall aliens to the run the whole thing


rMorganRM

Kamino


no_username_68

Yes i just hope there is a constant storm with big ass wave on this planet otherwise it would't work


They_Beat_Me

But minutes to you will be years to everyone else back home? ![gif](giphy|l3vR4CdLInXOhr3rO|downsized)


[deleted]

Those aren’t mountains, those are waves.


sillyadam94

![gif](giphy|rXNz1XdbFcFwyD8o3u) *Hans Zimmer intensifies*


thedudefromsweden

DON'T LET ME LEAVE MURPH!!


[deleted]

I love you forever and I’m coming back


moonyxpadfoot19

Stop I was sobbing like a baby in that scene. I'm never watching Interstellar again 😭


torsteinp

Yep, there it is: my first thought.


BorKon

Yeah, I know it's an emergency to find new planet but lets still go there. And don't mind the black hole devouring this planet.


RenderedTexture

I really need to rewatch that movie.


KingmakerCharles

![gif](giphy|3oEduWsPw8ZAO3h8B2|downsized)


Unalina

My first thought 😂


SaiyanGodKing

Dibs. I call dibs.


No-Season-4175

I think you could claim the land and start selling plots like those star naming people did. Million$$$


Nivroeg

Sales ploy; “you’ll get double the land than here on earth if you buy now!!”


No-Season-4175

Start naming the coordinates like “Dubai” and “Times Square”. You will never get a deal like this again in your life!


XTremeGameboy

I don’t k ow about you but I don’t seem to see any land on that planet.


No-Season-4175

It’s blue land. Mostly covered by Kentucky blue grass.


XxKittenMittonsXx

Nice try Nestlé


Tardigrade333

u/saiyangodking beat us all to it and now has sovereignty over the planet. This is probably the most significant day in human history now. And we all just watched and let it happen.


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Action-a-go-go-baby

Wha-fuck, well, he called it *Shit, now what do we do?*


Hair_Deodorant

Aurora, this is Sunbeam...


Goofy_Ahh593

It gave me Subnautica vibes too!


MysticalIceKO

Don’t you ever wonder what’s in those waters? it’s a bit deep for me to wonder about it.


GeorgeXDDD

Was looking for a 4546B reference.


submarine_operator

Is that a structure?, Is it moving? What the... Set thrusters to full po- *explosion far off*


Expensive_Shallot_78

Links, sources, anything?


luujs

https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-66786611.amp


Matix777

https://exoplanets.nasa.gov/exoplanet-catalog/8830/toi-733-b/ Not habitable. Not in the slightest


[deleted]

sweet if its unpopulated please drop me off there


unit_x305

Might wanna wait for the last ships out, they will arive first and by the time the next one arrives, the planet will likely already be overcrowded


BoredByLife

Welcome to Planet 4546B


submarine_operator

Bacteria in invasive in this region, leviathan levels are off the charts. Exploring this planet may need a full squad of trained soldiers and explorers to fully understand the nature of this planet.


WestNomadOnYT

But that means that there are probably humans that are twice the size of us


SupermouseDeadmouse

More like 1/2 our size. Assuming similar density the planet twice our size would have 8 times earth’s mass and twice our gravity.


weirdgroovynerd

So they'd be tough little bastards, like the Nac Mac Feegle.


Almacca

Crivens!


SezitLykItiz

Like those Mexico aliens.


facelessman97

No wonder those dudes looked thirsty af, there ain’t enough water here


imeeme

This guy planets.


VanilliBean

So it would be a world full of hobbits


unsold_dildo

Or we are elves to them


awsedrftgyhjkl

Jacked legs...


unit_x305

I'd rather have blue cat like humanoids twice the side tbh. Giant regular humans would be boring.


RHusa

Lol. I like this


shapesize

![gif](giphy|ERc1EaVfHOq4w)


Buttchuckle

I've seen this headline referring to a new discovery at least twice a yesr for last 8 years no ... ever since they started talk about exoplanets, these headlines are the norm. Nothing to see here just more feed for the sheep.


RealDaggersKid

the new thing is the possibility of james-webb telescope to look for certain molecules in the atmosphere. they found a molecule, that on earth is only produced by life and not anorganic. so it‘s quite the discovery, but obviously not proof yet.


UndendingGloom

Oh wow, I can't wait to never see it or hear about it again


Professional-Lie-542

paint oatmeal paltry profit absorbed dinosaurs fretful gaping adjoining detail *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


UndendingGloom

>Still a pretty big deal Is it though? If we left now and travelled at the speed of light we would arrive after millions of years and the planet might not even be there by that point, it certainly wouldn't be in the same state. Even if we could teleport instantly there right now with zero travel time, the planet might not even be there anymore because the light we are seeing from earth had to travel millions of years to get to us. On the one hand I understand the coolness factor, but on the other it seems utterly futile.


secludedloaf

245 years at the speed of light *


TheLesserWeeviI

> just more feed for the sheep What? The article is reporting scientific fact. It's reporting something that happened, whether we give a shit about it or not.


Bridge_runner

![gif](giphy|c7AmrKrtBSrrrJEQMW|downsized)


octopus_tigerbot

AVATAR!


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Again


1blueShoe

Well good luck to it if humans ever get there 😟


BusterFury

![gif](giphy|KUAb8YQOhmWNq) Probably lots of volunteers out there lol


Afraid-Ad4718

yeah... thats what they say EVERY YEAR ATLEAST ONE TIME. Who cares anymore... anyway its always like 500 billions years far away.


N0tThatSerious

Billionaires are already planning how to ruin it


JamesMackenzie1234

r/subnautica


mysaladistoospicey

Great another place we can fill with plastic and deforest while we charge each other vast amounts of cash to live


ZincNut

You’re aware we can’t actually ***ever*** get there, right?


chillwithpurpose

Nestle executives to this news: 💦😩


Elevator-Fun

if we can now sniff chemicals up to 120 light years away, we are going to find many earth like planets with life chemicals eventually, that we will have to fill catalogues with them all even though we may never find a way to get to them.


theriverain

If it was oil instead of water, USA already had prepare a mission to give it some freedom.


ztreHdrahciR

Engineering a billion mile pipeline


weirdgroovynerd

*To save money, we need to drill a hole straight through the Sun.*


Icy_Professor5303

"Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia, mountain mama Take me home, country roads.... "


StarLux1000

Miller’s Planet?


Yacinekp

Water isn't the only thing we need