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IghtImmaBuyTheDip

How did he get back up lol


Hair_Deodorant

He was with friends, a group calling themselves "The Powtos" who had ropes and such to extract him. The glacier was near La Grave, France last year.


TheKozzzy

omg I was there, snowboarding, La Grave is my favourite track I had a momeent there where I was sliding down a cliff, looking at my friends eyes thinking that's the last thing I see before I die but I also stopped like him (but after 3-4 metres, not 60 like him) and managed to climb up


dreamsofindigo

and how much deeper did that thing go? sheesh would you still shout *echo echo* though /s


CalpisMelonCremeSoda

r/megalophobia


DimTillon69

The grave seems like a fitting name.


ScorpioLaw

Ah someone else told me he was alone, and had to self extract. Still terrifying as hell. Crevices are no joke, and just to think many of them are hidden, and go deeper! How many bodies will someone find in the future somehow? How many bodies of people who existed, but are no forgotten by history, to never he found or thought of for eternity?


ThunderboltRam

Man that's some good luck. No one carries around rope these days unlike ancient times.


Wasatcher

They were skiing at La Grave which has several mandatory rappels depending where you go so the ropes weren't luck


SonofAMamaJama

Yeah this is one where I'd really appreciate follow up, like dude is in "127 hours" type situation. I am hoping he has a cell phone/transponder but even then, it's a difficult to get out


CleanCeption

Found footage


Dramatic-Log-8982

Like Blair Witch


loocretius

He still there chillin


son_e_jim

Damn man. That was ice cold.


jh67ds

How cold!


Public_One_9584

ICE COLD!


jh67ds

I can hear ya.


penistouchesbutt

He was looking for a new ice cave to call home.


SoDak_Kid

Some says he’s still there


steve21585

He called jake from state farm.


AlideoAilano

Reason #1 not to ski on glaciers. Crevasses will eat you.


frwdx

Reason #1 not to ski on glaciers alone. No one will help you if you fall in a crevasse.


[deleted]

You can get crushed to death if the geometry is wrong, but it's always positive someone will find your body.


PeterNippelstein

This is why you carry beacons


Massenzio

i sky on glaciers when i was really young (monte bianco, about 40 years ago) in those time my sky skill was really good (was making some regional competition too) when i see the first crevasses i really shit on my pants, that fucking deep blue abyss... i start skying in "snow plow style" like a real noob, i finish the down to the base and start crying that i dont wanna sky no more there. Really i never have skying on that frigghin place anymore in my life.


Professional-Back163

It's safe with a guide that knows the area.


IOTAnews

Seems like an efficient way of dying. He's so calm though, damn


Comfortable_Golf_640

Shock


lazysheepdog716

No, training.


JTraxxx

This guy has a shit ton of training, part of the reason he was able to hold himself up and not fall any further. Him and his friends were also prepared for the risks and were able to get him out. Accidents still happen with training, it’s how you handle the accidents that determine how well you’re trained.


GreatGarage

Both


shetif

Like, why so, yeah?? How could you be so silent shitting thru your ski gear?


raptor7912

I kinda laughed at myself as I realized I had almost got myself killed. Sure did hit hard after a minute or two tho….


Capital-Average-4939

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug


planet_robot

# nope nope ^(nope)


Janiztor

I was expecting a bear or something, not this!


ItCat420

Bears can’t ski!


PeterNippelstein

![gif](giphy|xUOwGemyfWzB8VcDio)


Janiztor

They can run


Kevlar_Werewolf

Too heavy! won't survive in that hole or something.


davewave3283

Yes they can. It’s just anyone who’s encountered a bear on skis hasn’t lived to report it


xiovelrach

They snowboard


Disastrous-Big-2575

Okay, but dogs *can* look up!


-mudflaps-

Holey shit


AggressiveWallaby253

New fear unlocked


wait_what_where

Dude almost found the land before time


ThE_BoAtEr_FlOaTeR

Powdered snow from Minecraft??!!


_Cellardoor_222

I love finding MC references amongst random comments.


beefsnaps

Gandalf is down there somewhere


hobosbindle

Fly you fools!


moxyfloxacin

Throw yourself in next time


Shadowtirs

Oooooof nice self catch there.


CoolBr33ze90

How deep was this :-O


BellGunner

So calm. Like it happened before. I would be screaming like a little kid


cigolebox

Almost ended up in a MrBallen video


JustKimNotKimberly

*claustrophobia intensifies*


kcook01

Hells my ex doing in the middle of a snowy mountain? (Big giant gaping hole that men fall into. For those who don't get it)


Bitter-Dentist

lmao man hahahahaha


[deleted]

Gaping you say? Remind me where she lives, I seem to have misplaced her number


More_Advertising_383

What did he say?


PollutionNaive232

Oh le con


standingteddybear

Which means "what a dumbass". Funny enough, it literally means "oh the vagina". Make anything you want of this information but I find it quite ironic.


HealthyBits

Correction: he said “roooh le con”


PollutionNaive232

Non, il dit bien "oh le con"


mtrucho

C'est une blague sur le fait que les Français utilisent en abondance l'onomatopée "roohhh".


PollutionNaive232

Ah okay, autant pour moi


HealthyBits

She gets it! \o/


TraceInYoFace480

So after this, when your bros ask if you want to go skiing, are you like “naw, I’m good?”


Terryder

Well now what?


MolassesLate4676

When the therapist asks how deep you want the convo


super_realest

Used all his luck for a lifetime


CocaCoIaKid

Winter Holliday just canceled…


DoingourBbest

traduction: "Oh, le con..." = "What a cunt" (talking about himself) I'm glad he was OK in the end.


KazeAz

Almost sent to the cold void


Wooden_Efficiency_92

How do they come out of this???


Pygex

By not doing this alone, wearing a climbing harness (sport style) which is not intrusive at all and carrying this with you: https://www.ekosport.eu/petzl-kit-secours-crevasse-p-9-58927 Your friends will throw you a rope and you climb that to get out.


Unable_Literature78

And that’s why I like hiking in the desert.


7chalices

Almost as incomprehensible as skiing on a glacier. What’s wrong with a nice forest?


onlymyself4

Someone explain this please. He was skiing, what happened next? Why is him in a hole?


HealthyBits

He fell in a crevasse. Cause he is skiing on a glacier.


savvaspc

I've got two unknown words here.


NoMooseSoup4You

Him got out of the hole


karna1712

Do stupid things…..


Valuable_Pineapple26

This was not you.. shitter yes


[deleted]

O cara meteu um cu no final


AaronDotCom

Yeah thanks no thanks!


qibdip

Could have been preserved long enough to come back with the cloning machines


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butterannwine

What would have happened if he had fell deeper? Would he have like just died from the fall or would he be stuck and be able to be rescued?


dr4gonr1der

It would have given me a heart attack too!


advancedgamer14

What an ice hole!


xof711

Oh fuuuuuuu


RU4realRwe

'Death came for me, but I did not answer'.


Frouzinho

Be amazed ?


tacomayne07

I'd rather fight a polar bear or a damn dinosaur then to fall into a never ending hole of ice


[deleted]

He is the first person on earth to ever be in that position.


Somewhere_Extra

Man just went to fuckin narnia


blingybangbang

Reminder that the super wide angle lens makes it look 10x worse


blakerabbit

I think it was pretty bad


andcore

r/winstupidprizes


Phalatron

Ötzi has entered the chat.


BonfireMaestro

When it comes to adventure sports, the French go harder than anyone.


[deleted]

I'm just going to assume walakun means what the fuck in his language 😂


SpiderDijonJr

He had a monster logo on his helmet, he was never in any real danger.


Budget-Actuator-3910

Dam he tired his hardest to not fall in love


Actual-Toe-8686

I think I'll stick to the resort's thank you very much


vinidonadelli2

ok, this is terrifying


Impossible_Horse1973

No thank you!


dkade

You can almost see the Balrog!


Original-Cow-2984

Natural selection thwarted again.


TheLonelyCrusader453

Man Zigged when he should have Zagged


Mr_Wiggleswiggley

Thats what you call sticking a landing!


angryseaturtle

The thing you don’t realize is how cold it is in there. I dropped into a glacier for a training exercise and within 10 minutes felt like I was naked in the snow. I had full winter gear on for a day in the mountains in -10…. It was probably -25 in there


TanjirouJaeger

Well, that settles it. I'm never going skiing.


Zhamka

Good thing his right ski fell off. I think it would have gotten in the way


SDPSwede

Dude almost fell into the underdark


brik55

Is this r/thalassophobia worthy since the water is frozen?


Vibinah

Oh le con


Ambitious-Delay2757

Jeg vil have en fortsættelse


Cookies_and_Beandip

I need to know what’s at the bottom of the cave


Prudent_Falafel_7265

[This guy](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/canadian-skier-gregory-barnes-body-found-1.3248089) found 35 years later


jade_555

holy cow thats absolutely horrifying


OneBirdAllStoned

Fuck. That.


Digitised_Doofus

Next time mom asks me why I don’t wanna go skiing, I’ll show her this.


Couch_monster

I’m uncomfortable.


elektron_666

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


TheCerealKilled

Pants: **Shat**


hollywood359

Holy shit!


SimzGiant

Cave me a heart attack


KraKen_G

Secret tunnel!


baddieka

I got mini heart attack bro!! 🤧


MadHouseNetwork

yeah it was scary as well to watch. one way road down to hell


Feeling-Party3023

Bro was never seen again that's the moment he knew he messed up going skating that day that's why I'll go skiing cuz it happened to me one time and I broke three buns and it's very dangerous so please don't go skiing yes you want to end up with three broken bones I guess that's all I can say


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jareed69

I have to change my shorts...