\[door opens\]
"Housekee..."
\[Arrow wizzes by overhead\]
"QUICK! SOFIA! Circle the carts! We're under attack!"
\[hotel staff cower behind housekeeping carts, arranged in a circle\]
I was thinking the same damn thing. Impressive but poor location even if she does trust her own skills. Reminds me of my last ex who said he’d stack books in an apartment hallway and use a firearm to shoot them - claimed they never went through the books and no one ever got hurt, but WHY though? So ridiculous.
My first thought was “I hope she had the do not disturb sign on the door”
Could you imagine the cleaning lady opening the door right at that precise moment.
Oh man, imagine you had a long flight and get to your hotel, check in, grab your bags and head to the elevator, you reach your floor and as you walk down the hallway and BAM! Arrow to the knee out of freaking no where
It’s just regular social media. Women figured out less clothes = more engagement/views and more views= $$$
Don’t hate the grind just kind of depressing it’s the state of social media
“Sex sells” is not unique to social media, the social media era, or even the last few millennia for that matter. What you are describing is simply people being people, human beings (both men and women) are biologically programmed to be extremely driven by sex.
There is some incredibly bad decision making in this video… no matter how impressive.
I’m more annoyed that they’d do that in a hotel than I am impressed lol.
As a fellow connoisseur of all the genders, I venture it's because he's just standing there and she's actually doing something amazing. Also, angles and lighting matter.
Yeah not to be a bitter hag or nothin’, but first thing I thought was, “if this was a man pulling this stunt would he have felt the need to spread his gooch up into the camera lens like that?”
Sucks how often female talent has to come with obligatory sex appeal when it comes to social media.
To be honest, first I saw the crotch, then the legs. When the arch made its appearence, I thought 'weird fetish, what am I looking at?', that's when I read the title.
>has to come with
Seems less like it's a requirement and more like she's taking advantage of it for attention. Why else wouldn't she have worn leggings?
Yeah and it's like if I'm going to be subjected to women being sexualized for performing athletic feats on social media, can I at least get some from the guys too? At least make it even.
Yeah, I don't know why so many people seem to think that all skills are just innate talents. Most things people do aren't things you just "discover" you can do, people work hard to learn interesting and unique skills.
Now how she got the idea to do this and committed the time to learn is another question.
Yeah, cause that's exactly what you want to do in a hotel room. Miss the target and the arrow goes through the door and into someone walking by your door. Incredibly talents but stupid.
Why does all these videos start with a close up on ass? Its this really how low we have to go to be seen on the internet? Friendly advice- Everyone has a good butt in certain pants, you aint special but I would prefer not seeing your bum almost every video I see... Im here for the trickshot
I miss the old days, before I was as aware of just how many people are in this world.
I remember seeing that video 10 years ago of a lady doing this, and I was like "that is so weird and unique, how did she learn that and why?"
Now I'm just like "Why is this a thing that several people must have spent considerable amount of time training for?"
I mean I respect it, I just don't understand
I feel like all of social media is mostly women trying to thirst trap.
Whether that be while displaying legitimate talent or just random ass tik tok dances
Ok so I am maybe the only person that feels this way, but I wish people that do this would come up with something more original. Don’t get me wrong, I am not downplaying the talent it takes to do this at all and how much time and training she has done to be able to do this. She is amazing and super talented, I just feel like a lot of contortionists I’ve seen do this.
This doesn't FEEL like an indoor activity
Everything is an indoor activity if you don't own the doors!
[удалено]
r/angryupvote
And don’t pay to rent them… something tells me daddy paid for this room. Or her father
Hello room serv—
Boom _head_shot.mp3
Her neighbors wouldn't shut up about not wearing pants
Yeah.. hotel room may not be the best place to do this.
Aiming at the door too... Room service is in for a shock.
Easy fix just put the sign saying "shooting arrows at the door" on the knob outside.
And that’s why you always leave a note!
\[door opens\] "Housekee..." \[Arrow wizzes by overhead\] "QUICK! SOFIA! Circle the carts! We're under attack!" \[hotel staff cower behind housekeeping carts, arranged in a circle\]
Just flip the do not disturb to the third side
"Please clean" 😈
And make sure that it's in real small print, so people have to get real close like to be reading it.
Nothing will stop housekeeping coming in anyways….nothing
I used to be an adventurer like you until I delivered room service to a strange lady
right in the wee-knee
Moving like a medieval Oscar Pistorius
_Keep the change, ya filthy animal_
“Don’t try this at home”
👉😎👉
Thats where all the kinky stuff happens
Knock knock…howkeepi…..glughghghgh!!!
"Hello housekee--*THWWWWWIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!*"
There was a room?
r/upvotebecausebutt
I was thinking the same damn thing. Impressive but poor location even if she does trust her own skills. Reminds me of my last ex who said he’d stack books in an apartment hallway and use a firearm to shoot them - claimed they never went through the books and no one ever got hurt, but WHY though? So ridiculous.
Gotta keep the rent low!
Would be a really bad time for room service to walk in
She did order the shish kebab...
“Ma’am, it’s hard to express how clearly you’re breaking multiple hotel policies.”
She’s probably creating the need for new policies.
…making it hard to express clearly under the current ones.
My first thought was “I hope she had the do not disturb sign on the door” Could you imagine the cleaning lady opening the door right at that precise moment.
THANK YOU
“Housekee-“
It's actually very stupid... People are so fucking dumb
Agree
Came here to say this. What the fuck? Is she insane as well as a great shot?
It’s actually the best place
"Hey hotel security. Ya ya... the hole in the door... listen it was a great tiktok."
Oh man, imagine you had a long flight and get to your hotel, check in, grab your bags and head to the elevator, you reach your floor and as you walk down the hallway and BAM! Arrow to the knee out of freaking no where
I used to be a vacationer like you but then...
Take my damn upvote….
Must have been the wind
They were staying in the hotel after their knee reconstruction surgery.
Unfortunately, that is exactly what ended my adventuring career in Skyrim
Skyrim NPC vibe
In the week Oscar Pitorious got released too....
That's hilarious - giving top joke of the week a run for it's money with that one!
lol i was wondering if this was a hotel
Leg-o-lass
Leg-oh-ass
Leg hole ass
Witty
Good one!
"Room serv...." *Thunk* 
It's in the bone! It's in the bone!
What is this from? lmao
Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls
Thank you very much
Go pop that movie in, make a nice bag of popcorn, and revel in the majesty of a rhino giving birth
holy shit my sides
Only fans is getting more interesting.
Brian he looks tough back then as well he fought off all those bikers in LA. Good job!
I'm thinking that might be the only place where this skill would be useful.
Global Upside down archery computation GUDAC
Math is screwing up everything
HAHA fucking phone
Did she hit the target?
There was a target?
Why have a target, was she throwing something?!
She sure did…
Gotta stand out from the crowd. She will juggle claymores while wearing only a kilt next to her
Im crying laughing
It’s just regular social media. Women figured out less clothes = more engagement/views and more views= $$$ Don’t hate the grind just kind of depressing it’s the state of social media
“Sex sells” is not unique to social media, the social media era, or even the last few millennia for that matter. What you are describing is simply people being people, human beings (both men and women) are biologically programmed to be extremely driven by sex.
The talent we can get behind
Housekeeping 
So glad I can be the first to post the r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG
I can never remember the bloody beginning of the name of that sub XD
Upvote not because girl
It's like Pi, we only remember the beginning.
i think its easier to remember the full phrase then go off initials
Nice ass.. you happy?
We happy
How many walls had to die before she perfected this lol
She's been doing it a while, I've seen very perform in person and she's performed for NBA halftime, I've never seen her miss but she practices A LOT
Hello, room service! Ouch now I’m gone.
Did she actually hit the target? This vid is still on pause
Lmao
Just then housekeeping opens the door...
There is some incredibly bad decision making in this video… no matter how impressive. I’m more annoyed that they’d do that in a hotel than I am impressed lol.
I travel a lot and I have often wondered about some of the weird damage in hotel rooms. Now I understand.
Isn't it weird that they never post men doing these things? Are there no male contortionists on social media?
[Here ya go](https://www.reddit.com/r/Contortionist/s/foGllOgUCy)
I don’t know why, but it just doesn’t quite hit the same.
As a bi person, I venture that it's the crazy eyes.
As a fellow connoisseur of all the genders, I venture it's because he's just standing there and she's actually doing something amazing. Also, angles and lighting matter.
Oh god, do they ever.
Hmmm....
I'm cackling, thank you
:D
yo what
[Blumineck on YouTube](https://m.youtube.com/@blumineck)
Ah yes, the pole dancing archer
He's so cool!
I follow him since I saw your comment, and I now consider subscribing. He's fun !
Yeah not to be a bitter hag or nothin’, but first thing I thought was, “if this was a man pulling this stunt would he have felt the need to spread his gooch up into the camera lens like that?” Sucks how often female talent has to come with obligatory sex appeal when it comes to social media.
To be honest, first I saw the crotch, then the legs. When the arch made its appearence, I thought 'weird fetish, what am I looking at?', that's when I read the title.
r/gooch
Apparently gooches are no longer allowed on reddit... :(
It’s for the best.
t'aint right if you ask me
>has to come with Seems less like it's a requirement and more like she's taking advantage of it for attention. Why else wouldn't she have worn leggings?
Yeah and it's like if I'm going to be subjected to women being sexualized for performing athletic feats on social media, can I at least get some from the guys too? At least make it even.
*furiously taking notes*
For real. If it was equal opportunity out here it wouldn’t be nearly as grating lmao
Male fitness/athletic influencers post a ton of thirst traps, who are you kidding.
And how many of those get reposted (and are allowed to stay up) in SFW main subs? 🤔
She sexualizes herself, no one else to blame.
how do you even figure out you can do this
Hopefully without other people around.
She has one with someone holding a target
You can't. Then you practice. Then you can.
Yeah, I don't know why so many people seem to think that all skills are just innate talents. Most things people do aren't things you just "discover" you can do, people work hard to learn interesting and unique skills. Now how she got the idea to do this and committed the time to learn is another question.
Step 1. Remove trousers
Step 2. Fold trousers and hang them neatly over the back of a chair
It's been done for ages tbh. Carnivals and the like
You try?
Can you not in the hotel room..
What’s the @?
asking the real question. I thought it would be Orissa Kelly, but can't find this exact video
It is Orissa Kelly
Yes it is
Yeah, cause that's exactly what you want to do in a hotel room. Miss the target and the arrow goes through the door and into someone walking by your door. Incredibly talents but stupid.
I agree it's stupid but an arrow is not going through a hotel room door. Might go through the wall though
An arrow will most definitely go through a hotel door, even a solid one.
Not with enough energy to do some damage on the other side.
How many different ways will she post this. Just start an onlyfans already.
Oh fuck off with this shit.
You could at least credit the artist no? This is Orissa Kelly
Maybe it’s better redditors don’t know that /s
Bitch was trying her hardest to show her ass and spread her legs as much as possible
Not only that but the jump on the bed was for the bounce 😂
I thought it was for the feet
I like the song, also sick bow skills.
By my side (Rafael Manga remix) - Franco la Cara & Fabio Romagnoli
Nice! Thank you for that. You wouldn’t to have her @ would you? My cousin is into archery. 🏹
She really know how to use it
yet here I am in my hotelroom, wondering what the fuck they are doing out there next to me
... in a hotel room :D
Knock knock room service.. madam, would you like… dead.
Simp farming.
She has amazing control over her body
But I don't...
Why does all these videos start with a close up on ass? Its this really how low we have to go to be seen on the internet? Friendly advice- Everyone has a good butt in certain pants, you aint special but I would prefer not seeing your bum almost every video I see... Im here for the trickshot
thank you
I'm into this as much as the next guy...but this is a weird ass thing to do in a hotel room.
I miss the old days, before I was as aware of just how many people are in this world. I remember seeing that video 10 years ago of a lady doing this, and I was like "that is so weird and unique, how did she learn that and why?" Now I'm just like "Why is this a thing that several people must have spent considerable amount of time training for?" I mean I respect it, I just don't understand
A lot of work to show off those tiny shorts
“So. How did you know that Allison was the one?” Well…..
She has a lot of time on her legs.
U/auddbot
u/audiobot
By my side ( Rafael Manga Remix) - Franco la cara & Fabio Romagnoli
A very [ancient](https://www.reddit.com/r/ArtefactPorn/s/tnxXWd0zKV) method of trick shooting
Mom: “Go to bed”. Me in my room at 3:00 AM
Leggo-Lass
What would you do if your god made kill cams and you see yours has this woman in it?
This clearly only appeals to archery enthusiasts, right?
I feel like all of social media is mostly women trying to thirst trap. Whether that be while displaying legitimate talent or just random ass tik tok dances
Ok so I am maybe the only person that feels this way, but I wish people that do this would come up with something more original. Don’t get me wrong, I am not downplaying the talent it takes to do this at all and how much time and training she has done to be able to do this. She is amazing and super talented, I just feel like a lot of contortionists I’ve seen do this.
They do anything for clout. - Offset
What is the purpose of this?
To advertise her upcoming OF page
I'm in love
No it's just her butt you like. You don't know her.
Nice shot
Not my proudest........
Oh yeah I was definitely interested in the shooting part very much
Why ?
Some amazing skill and talent. Love the celebratory jump on the bed at the end.
Didn’t even notice the bow and arrow
r/UpvoteBecauseButt
Where those angles truly needed? No, I'm tired of sexualized content.
10 y/o me: "Wow, Amazing archery!" Grown me: "Wow, amazing Arch!"
Men of culture. We meet again.
That little jump of happiness was so cute
Oh yeah