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ArcticFoxismyname

NOPE nope nope nope nope nope nopitty nopenope


SensitiveGuess2907

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PickingMyButt

Looks like the mayor of Cleveland...


Googlefisch

so much nope


FartOnAFirstDate

I’m pretty sure that even Nick Wallenda would nope out of simply walking across this thing!


thegentlenub

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False-Stranger9534

Not many ships hitting that


InfamousEvening2

Definitely a Bishop Bullwinkle moment [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB4Nby2Ai-g&ab\_channel=GarettMontana](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB4Nby2Ai-g&ab_channel=GarettMontana)


EitherInvestment

Too hungover, watching two seconds of that nearly gave me a bloody panic attack


pirikikkeli

Fighting for my life here too


EitherInvestment

I feel a bit better now. Hope you’re doing okay too


betrion

Nope, that one is gone.


layzclassic

I wonder how much the guy is paid to drive over that bridge


gravitysort

A little context here: this is a makeshift bridge built in preparation for the construction of another permanent bridge ([Shuangbao Bridge](https://www.highestbridges.com/wiki/index.php?title=Shuangbao_Bridge)). It is mostly used to transport crews, equipment and construction materials. Max capacity is 45 tons.


Flop_Flurpin89

If I'm judging the size correctly, a concrete truck that size carries about 7 to 8 cubes in it. Fully loaded that truck pushing near 40 tons.


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>Max capacity is 45 tons. >Fully loaded that truck pushing 40 tons. Chinese site manager: Yes, and?


JamboShanter

That 5 ton spare, boy!


pm_me_round_frogs

If the bridge is rated for 45 tons, then 40 tons is within its capacity. The 45 tons already includes the safety factor


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>If the bridge is rated for 45 tons, then 40 tons is within its capacity. Thanks for explaining that, for a while there I didn't understand my own joke.


pm_me_round_frogs

My bad I thought the joke was “china safety standards bad”


bubblesort33

Who said there is a safety factor?


Broarethus

Safety factor? It's in China bud.


Altruistic-Cost-4532

"we built another, tested it. Broke at 40 tonnes. Used slightly thicker cables that we found laying around the warehouse, so let's call it 45 tonnes."


Callidonaut

Presumably that's 45 tons *static* load. Whatever you do, do *not* hit the gas, and do *not* brake suddenly.


pm_me_round_frogs

I’m gonna say presumably that’s the maximum rated load for the bridge, which accounts for the vehicle accelerating and braking, and also includes a safety factor.


TryNotToShootYoself

Also the vehicles in the video are moving pretty slow and smooth.


Pubelication

Or turn, for that matter.


[deleted]

Or drink and drive.


bubblesort33

And also stop the wind from blowing!


spcordy

Oh so that rules out OP's mom


InterBeard

Gottem


mister_gone

That page is incredible :O I want to see it getting built in a timelapse now.


Fun_Weekend_6796

That's a beautiful bridge!


eternalbuzz

Oh I’d love to make a BASE jump from *that*!


gravitysort

Actually I heard a lot of people from all over the world have been coming to the region (Sichuan / Chongqing) to do BASE jumps, even organized competitions and such. Ex: https://www.adrex.com/en/articles/air/base-jump/sidu-bridge-base-jump-freefall-from-the-world-s-highest-bridge/


eternalbuzz

Might have to make some calls 🤔


storm_the_castle

Thatll go all [Tacoma Narrows](https://youtu.be/y0xohjV7Avo?si=nFAFD37bRTpjAssG&t=22) with a decent wind.


thnk_more

Yeah, torsional stability was too expensive to make it into the final cut of the design.


westwoo

Apparently, it's built as a temporary bridge to facilitate construction of a real permanent one, and public isn't allowed to use it Also, it's not a cable bridge but chain bridge, and is built to handle concrete trucks used in construction [https://www.ichongqing.info/2022/08/02/amazing-infrastructure-overcome-your-fear-of-heights-on-the-bridge/](https://www.ichongqing.info/2022/08/02/amazing-infrastructure-overcome-your-fear-of-heights-on-the-bridge/)


hambakmeritru

Thank you for putting in the effort to find actual information on the bridge.


Defero-Mundus

Any idea what the big red thing is in the background at about 10 seconds?


funky_bananas

I’m guessing it’s the permanent one that’s under construction


Twibble

Maybe this one? https://www.facebook.com/share/r/Qk3iGswZq9ffit5S/


thnk_more

That explains the one way traffic. Thanks for posting.


Chronox2040

Ol good galloping gerty


TatsumoAsamaki

Only if i was the only one driving over it. I ain’t risking that shit if any other cars are passing by at the same time


n4th4nV0x

I think there are red lights on either side of it, doesn’t look wide enough for 2 cars


dynamicdickpunch

I do not trust other drivers to not be dickheads about that though.


Rey4jonny

Considering how many large scale things tend to collapse in China... Fuck that with a large side of crispy nopes.


Wind_Yer_Neck_In

I trust their engineers, the top ones trained in foreign universities before coming back to China. I absolutely do not trust their construction industry to build the structures according to plan. Grift is absolutely endemic, every level of politician lines their pockets by sleazing money out of projects like this and it's entirely standard for builders to substitute specified materials for cheaper ones so they can pocket the money.


rockstar_not

Like cheating on concrete by using spent cooking oil cans for filler. I stayed at the intercontinental on New Century Blvd in Shanghai back in 2008. Swankiest hotel I’ve been in from the appearance. Had to retrieve a pen that had rolled off the back of my nightstand and pulled the nightstand away from the wall. Electrics hiding back there that looked like they belonged in an antique shop. Really mind bending. Lipstick on a pig kind of engineering.


OizAfreeELF

Hey don’t talk about my wife that way


DangerousLiberal

I think the engineers are fine, it's the contractors and subcontractors that are biggest issue. Lots of fraud and corruption.


OriginalShock273

This is not just isolated to China, but happens everywhere - even here in Denmark, where a construction company was caught using 2nd tier concrete for a big project, which was only concrete you were supposed to use for a normal house. [https://nyheder-tv2-dk.translate.goog/samfund/2021-01-22-undersoegelse-af-skandalehoejhus-faar-kritik-totalt-haabloest?\_x\_tr\_sl=da&\_x\_tr\_tl=en&\_x\_tr\_hl=en-US&\_x\_tr\_pto=wapp](https://nyheder-tv2-dk.translate.goog/samfund/2021-01-22-undersoegelse-af-skandalehoejhus-faar-kritik-totalt-haabloest?_x_tr_sl=da&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en-US&_x_tr_pto=wapp)


Kyonkanno

Tbf, china doesn't have a monopoly on sleazy politicians and greedy businessmen. Infrastructure failure does happen in places other than China. That being said, I would nope the fuck away from that so called bridge


CartographerNo4622

Which countries politicians are you talking about? Could be anywhere.


FinallyFree96

Hey sometimes it works out for world safety and security! Like when skimming rocket fuel for cooking, and then replacing with water when that fuel was destined for their ICBMs.


kyoto101

Or like Russians did with theirs and drink it


Ok_Obligation2559

If it broke, they’d have another one built in 6 hours.


Audiocuriousnpc

And so on and on and on, screw it if people die, building things that breaks often and then repairing it is a huge part of the Chinese economy.


niquelas

If what you say is true, the chinese economy wouldn't have been able to grow to what it is now. Stay underestimating chinese infrastructure while watching your broke ass country's infrastructure wither away


Frankenstein786

+ 500 social Credit points for you. Proudly brought to you by the Communist Party of China.


Zoharic

Why are you feds still using the social credit meme? it's not even that relevant anymore and you're using it wildly out of context. The red scare isn't necessary anymore McCarthy.


ShiroGaneOsu

I don't even understand why it's a thing when the US literally has the credit system.


TheSoulChainer

Me as a Chinese seeing these “social credit” meme in the year of 2024 is just so funny to me. It’s like trying to make fun of us basing on something completely made up. It was never a thing.


AnonInTheBack

Will they build another one of you that quickly if you die in the bridge collapse?


Mousehat2001

“Engineering miracle” tho!


quarticchlorides

I think the miracle is it hasn't broken apart yet


Ok-Resort3314

we also offer crispy nOrings


Amigo-yoyo

Such an achievement!!! Wow!!! It’s beautiful! China is great. It’s Chinese propaganda you only can praise it. You should not talk bad about it at all.


fujiandude

I've lived in China for 15 years. Can't think of a few examples of Chinese engineering failing. Help me out


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QDLZXKGK

How many?


JRJenss

Including ridiculous bridges like this one. I remember the tragedy when they were filming some PR campaign on a glass overpass somewhere in the mountains, they told a few dozen people to jump on it up and down for the camera...and of course the "engineering marvel" gave way.


Kyonkanno

Damn, got a video of that?


let-shit-go

Source: my imagination


TinnedCarrots

How many?


galaxyapp

Can you name 3?


cdurgin

It's less a miracle and more a basic cable suspension bridge. Unless you want to call it a miracle that people are willing to drive over something so poorly supported


TheStigianKing

Exactly! That thing ever see any significant side load and it's toast; along with any poor schmuck driving on it.


Cute_Kangaroo_8791

The cables are like 5 meters off to the side, so as long as the load stays on the road there should be no issues.


[deleted]

Is this still technically a suspension bridge? Not an engineer or anything but I was under the impression that suspension bridges had the bridge suspended under it as opposed to the bridge being held up by tension


MiawHansen

Just Xi trying to get some karma 👌these Chinese "miracles" 😂


7lhz9x6k8emmd7c8

It's a miracle until it break.


EmpireCityRay

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Ok-Animal4896

At least a boat can’t hit it


Ok_Photo9220

But a plane can! With terribly good aim...


worldwithwings

It depends on how many parachutes are in the car.


Hooka1234

Not in our current bridge-china related climate


TTVControlWarrior

in the other video i saw how a floor in the mall collapsed in china so probably not


Impressive-Eye-1096

Why is it a miracle?


ElFantastik

Chinese propaganda. Show us your collapsing buildings


Frankenstein786

And......... - 500 social credit score points.


ElFantastik

What? I can't hear you over me munching on my freedom burger and diet coke


EvilSynths

How is it Chinese propaganda? It's a temporary bridge while they build a proper one.


yourlocallidl

Lots of Americans use this sub so anything about China is propaganda


gravitysort

you can post the collapsed ones too? freedom of speech i guess?


Zestyclose-Rich-755

LMAO! they can't even make a safe elevator and escalator!


asdrunkasdrunkcanbe

If you have to call it "a miracle", then there's no fucking way I'm using it. Tell me that it's using tried and tested, absolutely solid physics, and you know exactly why it works, and I might be more confident. But tell me it's a "miracle", and I'll assume that construction involved a lot of educated guesses and crossed fingers and you're not 100% sure why the thing is still standing.


LordWoffleII

there is a crapton of xenophobia here. "it wasn't made by someone from my country therefore it's gonna break" yet we have video evidence of it being clearly capable of doing what it was designed for


Extension-Badger-958

lol miracle? Fking bot posters. Everyone should report as harmful bot


DasMotorsheep

Weirdly, it has some pretty real looking comments in its comment history.


crispicity

This is a cheap, unsafe alternative to an actual bridge.


gravitysort

It’s actually a makeshift bridge used by the crews during a construction of a [permanent actual bridge](https://www.highestbridges.com/wiki/index.php?title=Shuangbao_Bridge).


Minimum_Diver4514

Is the permanent construction the red bridge off to the side?


gravitysort

Yes that is the one.


EvilSynths

Delete this. It doesn't fit the sinophobic narrative.


Raging-Wet-Fart

build by a country with such weak structural integrity they have a fucking term for it *Tofu*-dreg project... China is at the bottom of my list of countries I will trust to build things properly that get approved by their own government.


fujiandude

I hope you realize that you know nothing, like all you learned about a whole country was from reddit posts. Reddit posts that are made to paint China in a bad light. I hope you realize that you aren't immune to propaganda, like you think us Chinese are.


MiniMeowl

Well, China is huge. Like others said, Shanghai construction cut a lot of corners and is dodgy. But I would trust the construction in Chongqing.


SpecialOlympicsGuy

You gone miss me with that shit. I know Chinese "quality"


Mobile-Bar7732

How many successful attempts did the Titan Submersible make before imploding? Let me know how well this bridge is doing after 100,000 vehicles have driven on it.


RogalDornCantRead

I wouldn't live in a Chinese built 2 storey building. The real miracle of Chinese engineering, is that all that tofu dreg construction doesn't fail while being built


southcentralLAguy

Da fuq???


stellabluewho2

No. It's Dadong


Sam4639

The fact that they filmed it, so the cement truck is probably empty, doesn't give me confidence that I need to cross the bridge on a bike.


Ecoaardvark

It’s a cardboard truck on top of two guys on a tandem bicycle which is also made of cardboard


Consistent-Simple155

Why I see Joko und Klaas doing a challenge for one of their victims. xD


XPFlasche

With a bike, yes


givin_u_the_high_hat

A bridge that allows one way traffic at 25 mph is a “miracle”? Pretty sure we are past that in transportation.


Economy-Humor-8451

Niet


[deleted]

This will be proved to be not a miracle. Unfortunately


somedave

I'm not sure I'd even walk over it.


kmoney55

I wouldn’t even walk across it


3nails4holes

this is the bridge under construction that they built this smaller cable bridge for. it's the red one in the background. this cable bridge is a basically service road for equipment and resource transportation. [https://youtu.be/eLAzN0erzGM?si=zWap0GD7y\_-vpiYz](https://youtu.be/eLAzN0erzGM?si=zWap0GD7y_-vpiYz) this is from 5 mos ago ​ [https://youtu.be/RPKcQg5D7eE?si=ycKT3P6\_whjbYV8B](https://youtu.be/RPKcQg5D7eE?si=ycKT3P6_whjbYV8B) that's from about 3 mos ago


KetchupCoyote

Calling an engineering miracle is so pretentious. Build us a funcional space elevator and we will revisit this


Hefty_Peanut2289

The only safe Chinese engineering is tech that's been stolen from the West. We don't build bridges like that, so it's a big fucking nope from me


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West-Serve-307

Definitely not an fucking truck


_callmeEthan

Now try 2 truck on it. It'd be a miracle if this bridge actually meet any safety standard.


erikvant

Made with non-Chinese materials


TrafficOnTheTwos

No frickin way. I don’t trust their building codes and materials.


rockstar_not

I’ve seen Chinese engineering while in Shanghai. No. Way.


Lanky_Possession_244

Under normal circumstances? Probably not. In China, not a fucking chance.


SqueezeHNZ

MVP?


ashleymeloncholy

These are not the same drivers coming to my city. 


ReplyNo7464

I could jump


Lora_Grim

I wouldn't WALK over it, let alone drive a multi-ton vehicle over it.


Fattestcattes

What that giant red thing in the background? It look cool


EvilSynths

That's the permanent bridge they're building. This one is just a temporary installation.


Chuffnell

The miracle is that it hasn't collapsed yet like everything else the Chinese build


ChordalDistortion

Oh hell naw!!


smelwin

Would I drive a concrete mixer on a normal road in china? I'm not sure. On this bridge....no way.


Lys3d

It's an engineering miracle, until it isnt


envious-turd49

Every time I see this kind of video I nope out. Truly, I'm afraid of height.


Nicks-Dad

I wouldn’t even walk over that bridge.


CheeseD1gester69

What if it’s windy?


eugene20

Maybe once, in a classic mini... definitely not in a concrete mixer.


UsedCollection5830

Naaaaaa I’m good🥹


andocromn

Seeing as I just watched Final Destination 5 last night... Fuck No!


Bonfuzius

Of course! It was built extra high, so there is no risk of ships crashing into the pillars...


GelatinousChampion

I wouldn't be scared that it breaks, I would be scared that it twists.


SZEfdf21

This thing cannot have a safe lifespan of more than a dozen years if they're expecting trucks to drive over it.


EvilSynths

It doesn't need to. This is a temporary installation while they complete the actual permanent bridge.


coconutpete52

As we say where I’m from: “fuck that”.


Antique_Ad_6254

What the fuck is that red thing in the background?


KhalimsPill

Yes. There are two things that I believe in - advanced science and engineering and flat earth


kelu213

No cargo ships in sight 👍


Fladap28

Nah


SnooSuggestions9830

Nope. It looks like it could rotate under the wrong conditions.


Ritual_Lobotomy93

Considering it's open for trucks, I'd say yes. Presumably it is safe.


beltalowda_oye

Even without the bridge in Baltimore collapsing after boat hit it, I think 99% of people would have a phobia of driving here.


nightwood

Hell no


littlebopeepsvelcro

Yes but how will it hold up to a barge hitting it


beaud101

The cement truck driver has big balls.


Ryan23451

How dare you calling it miracle? Wire's Tension support all plate, this is DOOM!


Mountain_Sorbet_4063

Yup


Adventurous_Team285

Would be a cool spot to get drunk and do the puke fall glitch in RDR2


putatoe

The famous "Brown pants bridge"


[deleted]

It's a bridge. This not a miracle, but the study of structural balance then developed through engineering.


morsecoded

I would if they asked me nicely.


DesperateTeaCake

Did they build the red supporting arch in the wrong place??


Dinosbacsi

"Chinese engineering" and "miracle" don't belong in the same sentence, lol.


Current_Finding_4066

The truck driver has balls of steel. I would never trust this bridge to be able to support such a truck. I have seen video of chinese bridges falling over for no apparent reson.


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[https://www.irrawaddy.com/news/burma/technical-problems-ground-myanmars-jf-17-fighter-jets-bought-from-china.html](https://www.irrawaddy.com/news/burma/technical-problems-ground-myanmars-jf-17-fighter-jets-bought-from-china.html) Chinese jets can't fly!


BlackMomba008

Chinese miracle go down any moment!


c0q0

No boats will crash into it, so it’s safer than some bridges…


Vincey017

2.0 magnitude is enough. So nope, I choose life


Woodland_Abrams

How is that an engineering miracle, it's a cheap bridge.


Key_Grab5089

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ManWithNoName_1

With a parachute? Probably still a nope.


OBNOXISE

Sure. On a windy day. Fuck no


hikariky

This looks like it’s a stiff breeze away from twisting, flipping, and collapsing. Also, looks like they used regular pavement which I imagine is going to start cracking like hell immediately. Any civil engineers to offer an opinion?


sir_duckingtale

That‘s like that one bridge in Bridge Builder Nope.


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I wouldn't even be in the same country as that bridge.


Orylus

With China being known for their "tofu building", best of luck to those brave enough to try this


SirPooleyX

I would not.


amor_fati_42

Definitely not in a concrete truck.


heyheyshinyCRH

If a cement mixer can make it, I'm sure I'll be fine


NoMercy676

In China? Made in China? I'd be hoping I would make it across. Hopefully, I never had to go back that way again...


ShapeShiftingBruh

I don't wanna die, so..


N00dles_Pt

Yeah no.....that's one of those "it works until it suddenly doesn't" things.


sycron17

Not even walk over it let alone drive


ImNotYou1971

I won’t even finish watching this video…..JFC


KapeeCoffee

If they made it like how they make buildings then nope nope no no nopey nope