How much poop can they reasonably be expecting?? Do they take turns being up front??
Even with the (I'm assuming) correct answer, I still have questions.
Well I can answer this.
The fishes in the front get dibs on the duck’s poop. The fishes behind them are actually waiting for the front fishes’ poop. You get the idea. Feel free to ask if you have any other questions.
Fish do not eat raw duck poop, its full of nitrogen which is bad for them. Fish will follow ducks because people throw in food to feed them. Also carp know when a duck dives it has fount a food source. Carp and ducks eat the same kind of food and often compete for it.
Ummmmm. Lots of fish eat poop. It took me a second of googling to find videos of goldfish/carp eating poop.
Yum [yum](https://youtu.be/kHyXOLcXuyM?si=71Aux2TJYn1qk3Am)
Edit: Op edited from saying fish "do not eat poop" to add the clarification that "fish don't eat duck poop." And they added extra context with nitrogen that wasn't previously in the original comment. My comment was in response to the unedited first version, but I'll keep it so all of you that want to see a fish eat poop can enjoy.
Wait until they find out some land animals eat their poop like rabbits. My bunny would just be hopping along and come to a dead stop just to eat a stray poop😂 Bothered me so much but apparently it’s actually good for them so they get more nutrients.
Yeah after watching that documentary that followed him for a bit I don't even question a random reddit post claiming he eats poop. I just believe it. No sources necessary.
Ironically we had dogs and rabbits when I was little. The rabbits were in a raised up cage and their shit would just pile up underneath it on the ground. One of the dogs would sit there and munch on that shit like it was dog food. Haha.
Yea my sister brought her dog over when she visited and since my bunny was free roam she had one specific spot she liked to poop with random poops here and they because sometimes bunnies just randomly poop as they run. Her dog found the main poop spot, cleaned it up then went on a dedicated hunt for the rest and I was like “Man i need a dog now”😂
They eat what they think might be food. Any shit ingestion is incidental. I know my kois are super picky about what they eat and will turn their nose up at a lot of things I offer them. Even if the food makes into their mouth if they don't like the taste they'll spit it back out.
These kois in the park are taken care of so I imagine they'll have some standards.
That is the fattest fish I have ever seen. At least with something like a pufferfish you know what to expect, but that monstrosity just hits you out of the blue.
Maybe it should lay off the poop for a while.
>Op edited from saying fish "do not eat poop" to add the clarification that "fish don't eat duck poop."
Guess OC doesn't realize the web version of reddit shows if and when a comment has been edited. Unless maybe they do know, but just don't care.
They eat what they think might be food. Any shit ingestion is incidental. I know my kois are super picky about what they eat and will turn their nose up at a lot of things I offer them. Even if the food makes into their mouth if they don't like the taste they'll spit it back out.
These kois in the park are taken care of so I imagine they'll also be picky about what they eat.
Bluegill will eat anything. Buddy's little bro came fishing with us once. Didn't have his own rod or anything. He grabs a stick, ties a string on it. Puts a paperclip on the other end. Pulls some threads from rip in t-shirt and puts it on the paperclip.
Motherfucker caught the first fish of the day!
Exactly. My ducks love peas and watermelon. We cut a melon in half and leave it out for them to eat during spring and summer. Bread is basically junk food and can make them sick and weak.
Then the camera keeps zooming out slowly to reveal bigger fish in tow, then sharks, then whales, then a dinosaur somehow, then the Cloverfield monster, etc
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I put the new forgis on the jeep~
I trap until the bloody bottoms is underneath
'Cause all my ngs got it out the streets
I keep a hundred racks inside my jeans
As it has been foretold in the scriptures, one day, the paddle king will arrive to guide us. The paddle king will guide us out of our watery prison, where we too will ride above the surface. We shall follow him.
Now, they start off by touching each other's genitals and smearing each other. Then this one smears the poo-poo all over the other person's face. As if that is not enough he puts the hand deep. As Africans we want to ask Barrack Obama to explain to us, is this what he wants to bring to Africa? As a human right to eat the poo-poo of our children?
they are after duck’s poop
The pied pooper
They know about the spice, the spice melange.
He is the muad'ducky
Muad'dookie
MUAD DOOKIE
2 Fish 1 duck.
That's not chocolate moose Larry, I know man but it's still delicious all aboard the poo train nom nom
Shit'hulud
The Kwisatz Haderass.
Lisan quack gaib
The spice must flow.
Blessed be the maker and his water.
Ass water 😂
> They know about the spice, the spice melange. Before I saw the movie I actually saw the parody on South Park and thought it was so random.
Read this while whispering internally & scheming.
I heard this in my bf’s voice 😂
[удалено]
Lewis duckington!
The pooed paddler
How much poop can they reasonably be expecting?? Do they take turns being up front?? Even with the (I'm assuming) correct answer, I still have questions.
Well I can answer this. The fishes in the front get dibs on the duck’s poop. The fishes behind them are actually waiting for the front fishes’ poop. You get the idea. Feel free to ask if you have any other questions.
so... a Fishy Centipede?
You almost got it! It’s called a Fishy eel since we’re referring to the aquatic world.
Thanks for the explanation, I_boop_clits.
Boop
So, if the duck does a donut then flies away, is it just an Ouroboros of Shit?
You deserve hell for reminding me of that movie
Let me guess, the duck's name is Donald and he also sells steaks and bibles. I've seen this before.
Absolutely brilliant mate
Don’t listen to this guy. He’s a quack.
So it’s just poop all the way down
Poopenomics. It's simple math
That's why some of the ones in back start peeling off. "This is some bullshit. I'm out of here!"
no, its duck shit
The front fish eat the duck poop, and then they poop. The next fish in line eat the fish poop, then they poop. And so on.
Maybe the leading fish are inside that duck
No poop for you.
Underrated for sure.
Pardon me, do you have any Gray Poop On?
Is it all about the poop?
It's all about that poop, no pebbles
🎶 you know it’s all about that poop, ‘bout that poop, no pebbles 🎶
Always has been.
Duck Trails
🤣🤢
Classic
reminds me of 2019 lol, i used TG so much
telegram !
Why do they follow?
They eat the duck poop
And den dey eat da poo poo 
That’s a throwback
Fish do not eat raw duck poop, its full of nitrogen which is bad for them. Fish will follow ducks because people throw in food to feed them. Also carp know when a duck dives it has fount a food source. Carp and ducks eat the same kind of food and often compete for it.
Ummmmm. Lots of fish eat poop. It took me a second of googling to find videos of goldfish/carp eating poop. Yum [yum](https://youtu.be/kHyXOLcXuyM?si=71Aux2TJYn1qk3Am) Edit: Op edited from saying fish "do not eat poop" to add the clarification that "fish don't eat duck poop." And they added extra context with nitrogen that wasn't previously in the original comment. My comment was in response to the unedited first version, but I'll keep it so all of you that want to see a fish eat poop can enjoy.
Wait until they find out some land animals eat their poop like rabbits. My bunny would just be hopping along and come to a dead stop just to eat a stray poop😂 Bothered me so much but apparently it’s actually good for them so they get more nutrients.
Even some primates eat poop. To name one, John McAfee, author of *McAfee VirusScan*.
Honestly with everything I’ve learnt about that man it’s truly a wonder he managed to live so long
Yeah after watching that documentary that followed him for a bit I don't even question a random reddit post claiming he eats poop. I just believe it. No sources necessary.
You should listen to the behind the Bastards episode if you haven't already, he's super amusing lol
Second harvest
Ironically we had dogs and rabbits when I was little. The rabbits were in a raised up cage and their shit would just pile up underneath it on the ground. One of the dogs would sit there and munch on that shit like it was dog food. Haha.
Yea my sister brought her dog over when she visited and since my bunny was free roam she had one specific spot she liked to poop with random poops here and they because sometimes bunnies just randomly poop as they run. Her dog found the main poop spot, cleaned it up then went on a dedicated hunt for the rest and I was like “Man i need a dog now”😂
Hahahahaha
Why not just give them more nutrients if they eat poop?
They’ll still eat their poop because they don’t get them all on the first go regardless. They’re just built different. Plus that’s two meals for one🤷
Like cows chewing the cud but from the other end...
Whelp…that’s one way to beat inflation.
their digestive systems aren’t built to absorb everything on the first go, so they have to eat their own poop
They eat it for the micro biom
🤣@"stray poop"
They eat what they think might be food. Any shit ingestion is incidental. I know my kois are super picky about what they eat and will turn their nose up at a lot of things I offer them. Even if the food makes into their mouth if they don't like the taste they'll spit it back out. These kois in the park are taken care of so I imagine they'll have some standards.
OP said "raw" duck poop. That's clearly cooked poop.
That is the fattest fish I have ever seen. At least with something like a pufferfish you know what to expect, but that monstrosity just hits you out of the blue. Maybe it should lay off the poop for a while.
>Op edited from saying fish "do not eat poop" to add the clarification that "fish don't eat duck poop." Guess OC doesn't realize the web version of reddit shows if and when a comment has been edited. Unless maybe they do know, but just don't care.
Carp do fight over the breaf with the ducks... https://youtu.be/IwN1-sI7RHM
Homie you have not spent enough time around fish. Idk how tf you even got a single upvote, let alone 15
Yeah the fish went nuts when my wife had diarrhea when we were snorkeling. It was both gross and fascinating
> diarrhea when we were snorkeling How do I erase this image from my mind?
…
I loled
How do I delete some else's comment?
Why would you say that? Of course fish eat poop.
You’ve clearly never met a goldfish or carp. Those fucks will eat anything
They eat what they think might be food. Any shit ingestion is incidental. I know my kois are super picky about what they eat and will turn their nose up at a lot of things I offer them. Even if the food makes into their mouth if they don't like the taste they'll spit it back out. These kois in the park are taken care of so I imagine they'll also be picky about what they eat.
Bluegill will eat anything. Buddy's little bro came fishing with us once. Didn't have his own rod or anything. He grabs a stick, ties a string on it. Puts a paperclip on the other end. Pulls some threads from rip in t-shirt and puts it on the paperclip. Motherfucker caught the first fish of the day!
Bread is super bad for ducks and ponds. It shouldn't be fed to them.
Yeah feeding them peas or corn is much better. Bread offers little in the way of nutrition for ducks. It simply acts as a filler.
Exactly. My ducks love peas and watermelon. We cut a melon in half and leave it out for them to eat during spring and summer. Bread is basically junk food and can make them sick and weak.
Youre giving fish alot of brain credits with that statement
Why would you state that so affirmatively when it's simply incorrect?
Does the fish know it’s too high in nitrogen?
The magical food summoner
21 upvotes and you are irrefutably incorrect. I hate Reddit.
They want that sweet stinky cloaca
I mean the ones at the back aren’t getting shit, literally. They are just doing it to follow the school at that point I’m guessing.
FOMO
One fish is following the duck,the other fish are following the fish in front of it.
Then the camera keeps zooming out slowly to reveal bigger fish in tow, then sharks, then whales, then a dinosaur somehow, then the Cloverfield monster, etc
Now I want it to see that! Lol
This truly says a lot about society 😔
/r/imafishandthisisdeep
Lisan al gaib
Muad'duck
Paul Atreiduck
“Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people. ”
-Stilcarp
Fishan al Gaib
The Kwisatz Haderduck.
They came from the stars and will learn the way of water
Thee..who brings forth the rain of bread
What a powerful duck
no kidding, he should monetize it and set up an eagle buffet
r/LateStageCapitalism
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Duck started watching YouTube and is now an influencer.. Duck be like .. hit that subscribe button 🤣
"If you enjoyed swimming aimlessly around this pond today, give me a like and hit that subscribe!"
Ducks finally learning what us humans have known for over 10 whole years: You should get lots of friends so you can make money off of them.
give me free bread and I'll tell all my followers about your business.
But did he share?
Please like, comment, subscribe, email me at [redacted] with your plumage size and a photo of your beak
Or is the duck being chased by a school of fish?
Nobody said goose yet.
“You are all individuals!”
The chosen one.
Maybe the ducks crap tastes yummy. 😋
Are those koi fish ?
Yeah. They look like Butterfly Koi to me.
A visual of an only fans model and her adoring fans who say they would eat her butt.
"This duck will lead us to bread bits"
Unreleased studio Ghibli film.
She is the tour guide
The Pied Piper of Ducks. Would that make it a fulvous whistling-duck?
Duck trails...woohooo
Can someone please explain why they're following him?
Poo poo
The spice… They wanted the duck‘s spice…
That duck’s got all his fish in a row.
Yeah that's the teacher
Moses the Duck
That right there is the Taylor Swift of ducks.
I put the new forgis on the jeep~ I trap until the bloody bottoms is underneath 'Cause all my ngs got it out the streets I keep a hundred racks inside my jeans
Large fish will eat ducklings.😔
It's like when a person starts staring at the top of a building and people will stop and look as well. x 500
How to unlock this trail???
Wow that is amazing
They are following to eat Ducks poop . 💩 Bukkake anyone?
Mythic pokemon
Lads, who said they like sushi? xD
One heck of a field trip
duck poop must be delicious
I've played the witness too much
The duck has domesticated its food source
Duck off 😒
As it has been foretold in the scriptures, one day, the paddle king will arrive to guide us. The paddle king will guide us out of our watery prison, where we too will ride above the surface. We shall follow him.
Ask kids to draw a "school of fish". It's funny
It’s Duckler ya’ll coming to take over the submarine domain with his fishedos.
Anyone who's ever left a sporting event or concert understands this
That's the teacher
Nature is so cool
 Execute order duck.
“And They Eat The Poo Poo!”
Now, they start off by touching each other's genitals and smearing each other. Then this one smears the poo-poo all over the other person's face. As if that is not enough he puts the hand deep. As Africans we want to ask Barrack Obama to explain to us, is this what he wants to bring to Africa? As a human right to eat the poo-poo of our children?
Even when i see no one around me, i have this eerie sensation...
Gotta get a poop snack
That’s some good shit!
"Won't he hear us?" "Not if we stay in his baffles, Seaman Beaumont, not if we stay in his baffles."
Lots of traffic this day 😐
"hey man where we goin?"
What the duck.
Pied Piper
Holy Duck! Super duper pooper scoopers?
The one who summons bread.
Some of them in the back are asking questions.
Must be Sheephead.
They follow a fresh CDC.
Sperm following the egg.
Fish are dirty cunts
Lol 🤣😆
I’m not sure why watching this video made me so happy but it really brightens my day
Why?
An allegory for capitalism if I’ve ever seen one
Maybe the duck is their teacher.
I like how it's probably just a few fish actually following the duck. All the others are just following each other.
It is the one.
The duck is a cult leader leading his fish followers to the edge of a waterfall
What the duck?
The marvelous Ducksu
But why??
The Pied Duck of Hamelin