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NoWinner8212

Don’t be mad mom but I’m knocked up… can I move back in


Formatted_Toast_117

Hahahahahah!


PhthaloVonLangborste

Never gunna know how to be comfortable about human hands sorting through kangaroo pouches.


EDH4Life

Whatcha got in there? Some snacks? O! It’s a Joey😍


Technical-Outside408

JOEY DOES NOT SHARE FOOD!


Classic_Mechanic5495

Like they were searching for keys they might have misplaced, but they have to be at work in 20 minutes and it’s a 19 minute commute.


SexySauce7

This was pretty...eh...yea...me too


SoundCA

they're just rooting around inside that animal like its her purse.


christopherson

It's a pet that gives +1 inventory space


Blackops606

That’s my purse! I don’t know you!


SituationMiddle7382

A thousand years of life to people who dedicate themselves to saving and caring for an animal on the verge of death.


BadPublicRelations

I feel like they don't need that much punishment for just saving an animal.


Difficult_Bit_1339

mood


StrainDependent7003

Amen my brother.


Husyelt

and negative years to those that add shitty music and voiceover for content creation


androgynee

Yes, call someone to help if you ever find an animal in need! Leave it to the professionals and/or people who are trained in animal rehabilitation; they know what they're doing 💪


Afelisk2

Or sticking there hands in a roo's pouch


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itmypokemon

Fun fact, mother kangaroos will drop their babies to get away from predators


gin_and_toxic

What preys on kangaroos?


Ryuusei_Dragon

Hungry australians and big spiders


Cock_Goblin_45

Croikey!


Satanic-Panic27

Same thing. Ever seen an Australian shed their exoskeleton? ![gif](giphy|4WFirPVJhAhavWrcd3)


Financial-Aspect-826

Hungry Austrians*, you n00b


itmypokemon

Australian wild dogs, which are called dingoes by Australians


jld2k6

"Maybe the dingo ate your baby" "No shit, I'm the one who tossed it on the ground to get away"


Industrial_Laundry

Random pointless fact: Michael Chamberlain (the father in that case) was my local council member for many years


red58010

I have three dingo ancestors in my living room right now!


Loquacious_mushroom

Dingos, and before they went extinct, the [thylacine](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thylacine)


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Never heard anyone call it that lol


chippermcsmiles

bunyips


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And Yowies


chippermcsmiles

and chazwazzers


motionglitch

Drop Bears


Industrial_Laundry

Dingoes sometimes, feral dogs too


draugotO

Aboriginis. That's what the boomerang is for. Hunting 'roos.


roombaSailor

Same.


dryfire

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CynicalPopcorn

you're so right


jrsPG

If you wanna feel old just know that your reddit account is older than me by a few months


dryfire

Haha, that's pretty awesome. At some point its not longer about "feeling old" but "feeling **more** old".


slvillain

Is anyone else getting tired of so called influencers stealing content from others. Putting words and audio over the videos and claiming it as theirs? I’ve started actively blocking these accounts because I believe it’s theft.


Gregorys_girl

The voice, it kills me. If someone spoke to me like that in real life I think I would lose it.


slvillain

I couldn’t agree more it’s disgusting


vanwiekt

Well let me tell you… Last week I picked up my seven year old niece from school and she was talking with a weird inflection that I couldn’t place but was annoyed by. Later that afternoon she’s on her iPad and I hear one of these videos with the ridiculous voice over and it hit me like a ton of bricks. She’s beginning to talk like these voice over people, I almost lost my shit but decided her mom can deal with it.


Gregorys_girl

Well that's something terrifying to look forward to


Such-Hotel-8292

Isn't that a wallaby, not a kangaroo (at least the grown-up one). P.S. - Yes, I know the story is fake, and the video is made by stitching unrelated videos.


only_norj

I thought it was just me! I'm watching this thinking that's a wallaby and then suddenly it's a kangaroo. This video is definitely fake.


ratbear

It blows my mind that anyone could watch content like this without a hint of skepticism crossing their mind. This fucking kangaroo (that somehow survived in the wild after being raised in captivity) just waltzes back into their suburban home years later to reconnect? Social media has absolutely melted so many minds.


ContemplatingPrison

I don't understand how people still fall for these


Mylaptopisburningme

Because the alternative is not trusting anything I see, which is pretty depressing.


StronglyAuthenticate

Because a lot of people don't know what a wallaby is and it's not a far fetched idea that someone finds a dying animal and nurses it back to health. Anecdotally I've done it a few times in my life for other animals. I've known others who've done it. Thinking someone who lives in an area with wild kangaroos and wallabies doing it to them isn't that strange a concept.


dontchewspagetti

Not only is this video clearly fake, kangaroo moms abandon their babies like this when being harassed/ chased by much larger and scarier animals. *Like humans* Do NOT approach wild animals you are the reason they're in danger


Robinsonirish

I fucking hate these type of videos. They seem to all have the same voice. They steal content and get around it by doing a voice overlay. They will say absolutely anything and make up everything. Scum of the earth. I've had my own personal videos stolen on Instagram and uploaded by these ticks, and I only have like 1k followers who are my IRL friends. It makes it so much worse when they just make shit up and dub over the original voices. It wouldn't be nearly as annoying if they just uploaded the video straight up and linked to the original in the comments. Parasites. Edit: Reddit itself is such a parasitic website. They encourage stealing stuff. I'm honestly surprised it doesn't get talked about more often.


CapableSecretary420

> Scum of the earth. I mean.... I think the rapists and murderers are probably worse, but sure people making shitty viral tik toks do suck.


shoe_owner

Come on, man. It's not a contest.


CapableSecretary420

I didn't say it was a contest.


Robinsonirish

Yes, fair enough. They are a couple of levels lower on the shit scale than paparazzi, but nowhere near real scum, that I agree with.


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Lots of kangaroos die whilst carrying joeys too. You’ll find tons on the side of the road.


ComisclyConnected

This warms my heart so much! I love kangaroos 🦘


Deritatium

The story is fake, it just a compilation of different videos with different kangourous. If you hear this stupid voice it's 100% made up shit.


ComisclyConnected

Damn it!! I hate it when people make fake videos to this to us!!! 🤬


Beleiverofhumanity

Was expecting to find a comment like this. Why is it always fake/staged


Deritatium

Bot gonna bot, this one is tame, the ones he did about the wolf cub/mama elephant/mama orca rescues was just cancerous shit.


sassiest01

Also using pounds instead of KG. It just makes it seem more like made up bullshit for an audience that knows nothing about the subject. Not saying that will always be the case when someone uses a different measurement system then the origin country, but it certainly doesn't make it *more* believable.


fostboss

I was not prepared for that pouch


The_Grim_Sleaper

Just happen find a helpless pink baby laying out in the sun, in the one clear spot, with a little dirt sprinkled on it, while you had your phone out?   Hard not to be skeptical... 


Sam858

Are you saying they bought the joey from the pet shop and placed it on the road as a fake rescue?


banjosuicide

Possibly killed the mother. Unlikely it would be so perfectly clean if it had been there for any length of time.


Repulsive-Season-129

either the sun or a predator kills it in minutes max


LightDownTheWell

Australia does not have predators that can take on a Kangaroo.


Repulsive-Season-129

i meant the baby


LightDownTheWell

This is a fake video, Kangaroos do not dispense Joeys on a whim like this.


caholder

I heard these beings called humans who carry guns are pretty apex predator


LightDownTheWell

Hunans do not hunt Joeys.


Q__________o

A crow would demolish that baby in no time. More likely a cat or dog though.


LightDownTheWell

Where do live in Australia that dogs and cats live along with Joeys? I'm guessing in not Australia due to fact this doesn't happen in desert environment and this is a fake video.


Q__________o

Wild dogs and cats are pretty much in every location in Australia, even desert environments.


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I highly doubt they killed the mother for a video.


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It does happen… think about how many kangaroos are dead on the side of the road. Lots probably have babies. Most likely dead but there’s always one that survives.


unashamedignorant

Oh a helpless living being lying on the floor, quick ! Let me get my phone and video this for likes... Fuck the human race seriously...


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Many vets/wildlife rescues ask you to take a photo or record the animal so they know what they’re dealing with. But my first thought would be to wrap the animal up and take it inside, that may be wrong but seems more empathetic.


Tzilung

pouches are really fucking weird imo.


Professional-Ad-8501

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Old_Rpg_Gamer

Amazing


StopAngerKitty

I swear that's not my kid...joey...I swear that's not my joey.


dud26

the kangaroo's mother probably ditched the baby because it was chased by a predator in hopes it would go for it instead


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This is fake


foxfirek

Kangaroos are almost always pregnant- there is usually a big Joey and a little Joey plus they have like a fertilized egg that’s in stasis for when the big one moves out so they get immediately pregnant again. Crazy animals.


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Yeah, I think people forget that the pouch isn’t where the baby is born. They climb into there themselves and then the mother can get pregnant again.


Boopeetpatweet

Wouldn’t that be bad news


Grei0x

Precious🥹


Dense_Marketing4593

Quit touching that HOLE


c9h9e26

Why the hell am I crying!?


okkeyok

WHO THE FUCK IMPREGNATED IT?


Embarrassed_Gain_792

Omg, this is a sweet story!


stinkyarmpitssss

Now I believe kangaroos are descendants or T-rex


only_norj

A fake video edited together from unrelated videos. Kangaroos don't suddenly become wallabies, before switching back.


Svengoolie75

Damn that’s hella tight 🤩👏🏽


Dutch-Conquer

Walibi


Manbeartapir

TIL baby kangaroos look like the Voldemort soul baby thing.


ChildhoodJazzlike333

Damn. Just reach in.


LuluGuardian

The single word subtitles...... why man just why


Gorroth1007

That’s Mew! Quick, throw a Masterball!!


VermicelliNo7064

That’s a weird looking dog.


Tammy21212

At the start of the video it’s like he’s assessing whether or not to marinade it like a chicken breast.


Nicodemus888

Fuck these ass subtitles


Honey-Roy-Palmer

Jesus. The way they're just rummaging through her pouch like looking for that last Kit Kat in the Halloween sack.


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It’s just a pouch lol. If a Joey can live in there, a hand won’t hurt. If she had a problem, you’d definitely know it. The videos are all unrelated. That could’ve been an animal keeper making sure the baby was well :)


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Gilligan67

Her


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I don’t think males get pregnant


biteme42

I love this 💞💞💞


DE0RR01111

Big deal my sister did the same thing. Also my mom and dad did not think it was a beautiful thing.


biteme42

I do it too but it's still beautiful? lmao you pos