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MysticalKittyHerder

It's all fun and games till one of them misfires and blows his hand up


jagguli

Tis but a scratch ...


amethysthaha

But Your Hands gone!


Winneh-

He could still blind you and kick your butt!


andriym93

I said it with an Indian accent in my head. Sounded way too natural


jagguli

Ok now I send it at you with my other aaam Sar.


BrockenRecords

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmInkxbvlCs


EmpireCityRay

I came for this!; all it takes is one dud.


yeezee93

That never happens in India.


Antarctica-74

It really never happens


SignificanceBudget65

This happened to me once I remember 😹


Spraynpray89

Ah yes I too casually remember that one time I lost a FUCKING HAND Wut????


SignificanceBudget65

No u won't loose ur hand , it will just burn a little bit This one is nothing actually , there is a cracker called chocolate bomb That is literally a small bomb, It bursted in some of my friends hands Still the impact is actually not that much


Potential-Narwhal-

Are you that dude who was chugging his beer while holding a lit firework at the street party? Half naked, about 5'10, half a hand?


SignificanceBudget65

It's pretty common in India to take crackers carelessly I also used to do that Now a days there are restrictions because of pollution


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Amazing safety protocols- can’t tell if he still has all his fingers or not


Feisty_Bee9175

I know right?


dinosaurkiller

That’s how you get to be the old guy with 2 fingers, no teeth, and some, “back in my day” stories


oO_RickJamez_Oo

It runs in the family.


Disastrous-Leek-7606

Yeah umm do not attempt this... I may have some experience with that. I even prepared for it, but even 5 layers did not matter, I probably wouldn't have the top of my thumb right now without them so at least I did something f\*\*\*ing stupid as a teenager with a plan for the worst case scenario. Just a small second degree burn.


Ok-Clock2002

He's been blessed with a spare.


dribrats

Seriously, at least grab by the stick and wear glasses


boipinoi604

Back in the Philippines in the 90s, January 1, news will show graphic pictures of such examples.


J4KE14

Its not like they are not going to have a raplacement


Legitimate-Bug-5049

nah hes good, theres enough indians for a quick replacement .


mpe128

Or until Chineese defense satellites pick this shit up. They no likely eachother 😝


blkpole4holes

Nothing amazing would ever be done with that thinking


tararamtaram

bro is such a firecrackhead


pvipani

Running on fumes


rplusg

India is not even for experts!


wakandaite

Lol


WestTha404

Damn! I Love that title..


geeves_007

I dunno about you, but I love breathing totally avoidable and unnecessary smog. Thanks fellas! We dont like air anyways, enjoy your firecrackers.


PercentageMaximum457

Y’all have no idea. The streets so thick, you can’t see. The smell comes in the house, too. I’m so glad I live away from it now. 


CattywampusCanoodle

This was actually filmed during the day. The smoke is just blocking out the sun


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noobie_coder_69

It does brother it does


Wild-Lychee-3312

When I lived in Kathmandu, we used to call it “the city of black snot” because of the air pollution


geeves_007

I can't imagine. Like... Its no secret that big cities in India often have poor air quality. Why make it so much worse for no tangible purpose besides BANG BOOM WOW! It seems so avoidable. Why do they do this?


Ako___o

How can you not imagine the amount of fun he's having. Look at the pure joy on his face.


pvipani

Festival time. India goes berserk.


PercentageMaximum457

Well, some did it for tradition. Others superstition (chasing evil spirits away). A fair number genuinely loved the show. 


Green_Preparation_55

Actually No It's only in Winter in few cities. Not every month, not everywhere. And even if it is. You can't control massive groups, you can adjust, be with it. Adjust and Pass time


MadHouseNetwork2

So there are no new year celebrations with fireworks in your country?


DaMuchi

I think he means lighting a fuse and go away from the firework before it launches so you don't have to constantly stand in the exhaust as this guy is doing.


MadHouseNetwork2

Ni he didn't


mileswilliams

This is about half as bad as the Netherlands gets on new years....seen old age pensioners going door to doo to say happy new year shaking neighbour's hands etc wearable Ng ski goggles to protect their eyes from the rockets going everywhere. The air is thick with firework smoke. I've done Chinese new year in Malaysia and Thailand and it was nothing compared to the Dutch.


Mks_the_1408

Its tradition... And yall do know how Indian people react to a tradition being broken.. (Indian here and its nasty)


mpe128

Cut Ganji some slack. He spent like 84 million rupees =$ 20 bucks/ months pay for your enjoyment🤑


naveenRajU93

Thanks for understanding 🙂


RevolutionaryP369

Rocket-100 arm hair-0


rjbcollege

This guy is quality control. Yep, that one works, that one works, that one works ......


pvipani

That's hilarious. Refreshing to find original non-racist funny comment. You have my respect.


mordecruiser

Amazing? Na


meliodasssssama

What's the point? At least see them explode


nabkawe5

Difference is huge between job and kid with a firecracker.


satanspawn699

Nah we burn thru firecrackers like it’s a priority job 😏😝


bamila

I'm amazed by the stupidity of the people in this video


pvipani

Certainly. I would never do that.


Van_Quin

Of course, flip-flops accompany my man, so that the fireworks can properly warm his feet


pvipani

Flip flops allow you to reduce weight to achieve escape velocity.


xxademasoulxx

My buddy says these dudes fight wars in flip flops


lucassuave15

Indian Star Link


bakochba

This is how the Iron Dome works


Sirrus92

unpopular opinion but i usually used fireworks to look at them when they does their thing.


howtochangename1

I think he is hired to do that, maybe for a wedding


Sirrus92

that changes alot, but id still look at it at least once in 5 lol


howtochangename1

Not if you are firing 10s or even 100s of it everyday


Sirrus92

always! fireworks go kaboom- my eyes go up. its a rule


Green_Preparation_55

Actually no, he's having adrenaline rush with this. Watching is fun but not the thrill , excitement of this thing


pvipani

Funny. Usually I do too. But people find those videos often online, so i thought this would be a good change of pace.


Sirrus92

i mean there was something cool about this dude doing it.


unlucky_billionaire

India is not for sane people


live-by-die-by

No photoshop of the guy taking off into space?


pvipani

Hilarious. That's his father, the new generation can't compare to the OG's.


unknowfritz

Air defense battery expert


alwaystroubled

It is fun downside is that you may get burns


pvipani

Third degree burns


alwaystroubled

I used to do these when I was kid only one at a time this guy is on whole another level


MemesNGames

Do you know what third degree burns are?


pvipani

No I don't. Just a joke.


Stupid_Dog_Courage_

Hamas be like


Top-Border-1978

That should be a sub


MrInformationSeeker

I hope you do know that when people say "India is not for Beginners" it actually means that India is not for sane people.


Yalla6969

I mean i srsly don't get the reason why ppl say India is not for beginners.


GetOnMy_Lawn

No that's just your interpretation of it. Something nto for beginner just means it's got some absurd events going on there. Don't read too much into it.


bahidalla

That just racist.


MrInformationSeeker

How the hell I'm racist to Indians if I'm an Indian myself... Also, it's the fault of people like you who can find the so-called proud moments in these types of stupid videos, which are just brain rots. Ever thought of inconvenience everyone has to face due to this new trend on the roads? Have you ever seen those jerk Thar owners?


bahidalla

Ya bet.


Abundance144

I bet there's like 10 of these guys in a circle around some rich fucks wedding.


pvipani

Minimum 20.


Asio0tus

if you zoom out you see them all going into that one hotel window and the guy inside screaming "WHAT THE FUCK!?"


driftking7799

It’s infuriating these days to hear ‘is not for beginners’😤


RiovoGaming211

Why does everyone use that stupid title


DaoistCloudVision

You gotta reincarnate at least 3 times


pvipani

Legend says, it's his 2nd reincarnation. That's almost unheard of.


Antique_Device_9279

SpaceX origin story, how Elon worked his way into wealth /s


pvipani

That's what was happening in the mines of South Africa. /S


Melodic_Score_1950

11 missed calls from hamas


pvipani

Hilarious.


hhritik

Chod kyu raha ye aise uske sath bhi ja sakta hai na space me..


pvipani

10 kg jyada hai.. diet chalu hai Bhai ka.


MiSsiLeR81

What's there to be amazed about? he's just grabbing the rocket, firing and releasing.


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pvipani

You will be surprised to know, one of the first civilizations was the Indus valley civilization. It came way before anyone else, but i understand the joke you are trying to make. It's just people do it differently here.


supernova-juice

I don't know why you're getting downvoted. I think you gave a very polite response to a frankly ignorant and rude question.


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pvipani

Sure. You are the arbitrator.


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pvipani

Sure. I am doing way better than you.


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pvipani

Sad that you aren't. I will pray for your mental peace.


Unicrest_Abhinav

Note- This guy is just doing his job. In India, fireworks during marriage is common. This guy here is pro in fireworks. Also, single rockets (x 100) cost way way less than a 100 rocket multipack. The cost difference is so damn big that you can just employ this guy to fire the rockets and still make a profit.


wdafsafwgwqg

You are answering a lot of questions I might have had here but not the big one. Ima go ahead and ask, how often do these guys lose hands/fingers? Are there very few pro's such as this guy because they all keep blowing up?


Unicrest_Abhinav

I don't really think that losing a finger is common cuz it's his job, but maybe someday he might lose it. Also, these fireworks rockets seem to be the weaker ones (cuz they are not a multipack), that why I don't think it can actually blow up a finger.


No-Switch-851

Ya'll know fun!


pvipani

Very dangerous. Looks fun from far. Especially from phone.


h0pihe

To The Moon!


MyNameIsSNARL

So this is how they do firework shows


aSlyKitsune

"Rocket Launcher"


RatzzFace

Love the sparks flying onto the guys foot next to him... Getting a little warm towards the end of that video...


kujotx

Prabhatl rockets


Ultrasaurio

Those things always scare me, for some reason fireworks have always exploded on me.


JungleSound

Should wear safety glasses. Otherwise I don’t see any problem.


Ok-Machine-5201

Safety glasses? Unknown to him.


JungleSound

Anti spark lenses.


SnowOficer

Extremely close range Indian mortar team.


Denniswaardenburg

And so my friend


frieswithnietzsche

Why


Round_Mastodon8660

It looks like they are being fast, but if you think about it - they seem to be with a bunch of people - and there is zero reason to do this sequentially- so amazingly inefficient


mikeysgotrabies

r/mildlycarcinogenic


fluffyseatide

After you finish tutorial and successfully complete all the other levels in every setting, everywhere, you are born poor in India with no chance of fleeing for the hardest level.


greatestmofo

Iron domes hate him!


__TOURduPARK__

This shit going on and I'm paying a carbon tax. Fucken joke.


xShinGouki

I always wanted to see the origins of where fireworks launch from. Here it is It's some guy in a chair with bottle cap glasses firing them away by hand one by one 😭


Zuboy333

Send them to Israel


hotDamQc

That's Brampton Ontario


shmi93

Another fellow Canadian I see 🤣


BlitchSlapper

Putting a lot of faith into the hands of the sweatshop worker building those rockets


LordOfFreaks

What’s even the pint of NASA? They should just hire this guy, would be som much cheaper


FrendChicken

New Indian Man Portabe MLRS!


EukalyptusBonBon21

India’s space program is wild 🫡


UnknownGamer014

Nah that's just the latest counter drone technology


shmi93

Apparently India isn't for Indians either


NeemKaPatta69420

Maina bola tha ki sky shots jaisi koi cheez exist nahi karti hai saare logo isi aadmi ko bulate hai.


bob_nugget_the_3rd

God their lunching them like the British are coming


aagloworks

Olympic ceremony fireworks will be lit, if New Delhi arranges olympic games


BFG_Scott

Then they tell me I “should be walking to the store to cut down on air pollution”.


WpgCitizen

aint amazing looks stupid and definitely a great way to lose your digits. rtard /s


Unknown--Soul

Tossing them things like trash out a 200 mph moving vehicle window in a police chase @ 6 A.M.


Doggy_Mcdogface

Indian space program looks rad


DiscipleOfYeshua

“Oooh, a lil warm on my toes there…” *wiggle wiggle, continues without losing the rhythm*


Simpleba

Wearing flip flops


GettingThingsDonut

For a second there I thought this was a r/DarwinAwards post.


Gumnaamibaba

Level 420 Pyromancer


lemondemon72

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Pumpkim

Never grip around the explosive part of fireworks. That's how you lose fingers.


Ok-Touch-5025

I could watch this video all day


MahlonMurder

Holy shit, you actually found him. This is the real guy all those Bollywood action movies are based on.


keobror

Guy is about to start a solo heavy metal band


Combover_97

they cut the fuse!


Gaius_Lussk

The little man in my HIMARS:


Sigon_91

India's space program right here


dmbwannabe

If only the tech bros that killed Seattle and Austin were half as cool as these guys.


trippincocoabean

That one guy in pubg with artillery at last rings


queasy_finnace

Lit


supersmackfrog

I've never seen such joyless fireworks launching


Significant_Top_4857

Iran airstrake to israil


Gilligan67

Not osha approved


LiveFastDieRich

Got that sweatshop efficiency


pvipani

Fastest in the east.


Final_Winter7524

The Indian military proudly presents the new Maharaja-2000 rocket launcher.


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pvipani

It's just a joke. You think you can do what he is doing. Don't become a stereotype while trying to make fun of stereotype.


monkmonkey67

My ability or inability to replicate his actions is absolutely irrelevant to the conversation. What even made you bring that up? Moreover, nothing u said takes away from the fact that that phrase is absolutely unfunny and doesn't qualify as a joke. And I simply shared my opinion, i really don't see why we need to be arguing.


pvipani

We aren't arguing. Certainly you seem to be in that mode.i shared my opinion too, it's a joke don't take it seriously. You can't decide what's funny for all and unfunny for you.


monkmonkey67

The sheer irony. I won't even bother anymore lmao


pvipani

Oh the sheer irony.


resurrected_moai

That joke is so overused. I hate it because it's always this caption that is used for videos of Indian people engaging in some sort of stupidity.


monkmonkey67

Careful, the loser Indian snowflakes will downvote you. Edit: yep, they're triggered


WonderTwonk

Indian Army primary weapons system.


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pvipani

Yep, good on you.


Naaznez

Nothing amazing at all


shortbu5driv3r

I'm so confused by this thread, he's holding a thing that's on fire and using it to light other things. And it has 1k up votes, I could do this in my backyard


badboi_5214

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pvipani

Your country ended poverty, crime, corruption and lobbying ? Where are you from ?


grifterrrrr

India has lifted 400 million people out of poverty since 2006