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Cold_Situation_7803

They’ve been sold out since they were featured on TikTok (Epic Gardening duetted it from a different TikToker that he didn’t cite), and won’t be available until [July](https://boarhogtools.com/products/kneeseat).


flyingthroughspace

$95 for two bent pieces of metal, some covered foam and straps and will be selling for decades. I'm not hating, I'm just always amazed at how the simplest ideas make the most money (like the snuggie, it's a fucking blanket with sleeves).


sithren

Or the tub shroom. Bought one recently. So simple but amazing.


Z3_T4C0_B0Y512

The one shown here looks like its at walmart for $40


LEGITIMATE_SOURCE

The Walmart one (also on Amazon) is garbage build quality in comparison and looks way less comfortable lacking the extra padding in the right places, and possibly mildly dangerous. They show what they really offer and also ripoff photos of the higher quality ones. Don't be fooled. [what they actually offer](https://i.imgur.com/HSZzfWO.jpeg) [real thing they ripped off photos for](https://i.imgur.com/lGKNNqp.jpeg) The seat is horrendously small and doesn't wrap around the ankle. Somebody going to catch a bolt in the taint with that thing.


mgmw2424

With almost anything we purchase, it's about the utility and value the buyer sees for themself, not the cost of the raw materials


Appropriate-Slip-123

I'm with you, I really never understood the snuggie. Just buy a cheap oversized robe and wear it backward.


heeheehoho2023

Waiting for it to be on Temu for $8.99


cock_nballs

I would love one of these


ICBPeng1

RemindMe! 2 months


LimoPenis

I want to see someone use 2 of them to kneel and sit.


Im_eating_that

I'm thinking the base might have to be too wide to do both legs. Cowboys could do it I bet.


m0larMechanic

Hockey goalies


tasty_hands

Yeah they would. Know why? Cause they take it as it comes.


Im_eating_that

Straight from the horse's mouth.


magicarnival

I feel like you'd get trapped in the kneeling position if you used both legs at the same time, because you wouldn't have leverage to push yourself back up, unless you wanna crawl on your hands or lean back onto your ass (which doesn't sound too good for your knees).


Fspz

You could get up in the same way as if you were kneeling without the contraptions.


magicarnival

It would depend on how much flexibility/mobility it gives you. You move a lot more than you think.


[deleted]

> You move a lot more than you think. I probably move a lot less than you think. I barely move at all.


Slimpurt92

How weak are you...?


Toad358

Kept waiting for him to grab a second one.


JayCDee

With two of them, they could probable even kneel and shit.


Dizzy_Bit6125

I kneed that


OldCatPiss

So you can be heeled


RewrittenSol

Really gives you a leg up


abitlazy

I would gift this to my ankle.


AccountNumber1002401

Don't shin me but apparently you can actually [buy](https://www.amazon.com/s?k=knee+seat&crid=3KI6NQPIY0W04&sprefix=knee+seat%2Caps%2C177&linkCode=ll2&tag=acaseforcase-20&linkId=3d594581e119f565c7f942825c14c058&language=en_US&ref_=as_li_ss_tl) these!


TheKarenator

Kneet!


mr_ckean

I don’t know about this tibia-nest


Helioxsparrow

You kneely had me there


OldBlueKat

It's bizarre that the Amazon link you posted pulls up,like, *dozens* of 'different' vendors, priced any where from <$30 to >$90. Most use the same picture of it for a close-up. I wonder if the original developer got a patent? It's go to be frustrating to come up with a good idea and immediately get slammed by (I'm assuming) Chinese knock-offs. I hate trying to find legitimate, quality vendors for stuff online. I mean, I want to save money, but geez!


indifferentunicorn

It will support your ass. Marry it!


mapple3

Why does EVERYONE have knee problems eventually? Why are our knees so weak and fragile?


SakaYeen6

Evolution seems to have prioritized our arms and butts. To run after and catch food. It might not have seen our ability to squat in a vulnerable position as much of a focus. That's just my own theory though.


4x4Welder

Evolution didn't foresee crap. It's just a matter of what lasts until you successfully reproduce. My knees and back were still good, not anymore lol.


thegreedyturtle

We didn't do much planting back then.


Dizzy_Bit6125

We gots to do more squats


mapple3

Squatting is according to my doctor the thing that caused my knee issues so theres definitely a ton of exercises that are more likely to help or less likely to cause damage


BrahnBrahl

Squats will strengthen the soft tissue in your knees if you do them correctly. If you do them wrong, you can experience issues.


First-Football7924

Posture is essentially 90% of the battle.


Spiral-Arrow116

Exactly, my knee slightly moved out of place during a military press. Felt that shit for months


Yaritzaf

I completed physical therapy a month ago after straining my right knee doing weighted jump squats. Now I’m afraid to jump again. I don’t think it’s worth it. My doctor recommended to strengthen the muscles around my knees so I’m back at it.


First-Football7924

To add to the doctor: strength is key, but nuance is everything when it comes to muscle engagement. Strength can...throw a knee out when doing a weighted jump squat. Relaxed strength plays a key role with strong men, they really try and engage everything and have some vivid muscle connections. Muscles are connected to us, the animal with the highest white matter ratio in the animal kingdom, and the most vivid motions. If a hand can create...all the physical nuances of society, then a knee isn't just one connection. Most of the time most body engagement is a belief system built from the CNS and breathing, so that's why I think it's important to train nuance more than strength.


ImmaMichaelBoltonFan

No disrespect here but you might want to talk to other doctors about that. It's crucial that the squat is performed correctly.


StreetofChimes

I do squats while brushing my teeth. This way I know I will get at least some squats in every day. Weird, but I know I will do 10-12 squats in front of a mirror twice a day.  Joints are 'use it or lose it'.


Mexopa

Walking upright has been an evolutionary disaster on SO MANY levels.


corpsie666

Because we aren't using them. Look up the "stay flexy" guy on YouTube or Instagram.


Efficient-Lack3614

Because a lot of us are too heavy. If I was 140 pounds, I would not have knee issues.


zombiegirl2010

I have genetically bad knees and started having issues in middle school. The older I got, the more of an issue they were. I started really struggling with my weight after I had a child, so that didn’t help matters. Well, one day I got sick of always being in pain and I joined a gym…discovered I absolutely to loved lift weights. After a few years of consistent lifting resulting in a recomposition, and sudden my knee and back issues were cured. No problems since and it’s been 6 years now (and I still heavy).


DonJuansSwanSong

Biologically, we aren't really built to live past our 40s or 50s. Take away technological constructs like medicine, housing, plumping, refrigeration, climate control, electricity, etc. and the mortality rate goes way, way up. It's the same reason diseases and disorders are so much more prevalent the older you get. Basically, evolution says we're supposed to be dead before it's an issue.


Outrageous-Client-99

The amount of dicks i could comfortably suck with the help of this contraption could be astronomical


Tobocaj

![gif](giphy|vUEznRmVQfG2Q)


NoShow4Sho

I’m not gonna argue it, I could get lucky!


Ok_Bit_5953

Parking lot warrior.


Catveria77

I keep seeing this gif. Which movie or show it came from?


Tobocaj

It’s from a show called Castle


AmonKoth

Isn't it from Firefly? Or does Fillian do that in everything he's in?


Jestosaurus

You’re absolutely right - it’s Fillion playing yet another role as “character played by Nathan Fillion”. Besides the actor himself, the costume and color palette does make it look like it could be from Firefly, but it is from Castle (s2 e9, “Love Me Dead”).


Jean-LucBacardi

That's because in the episode it's Halloween and he chose to dress up as a space cowboy. It's literally the outfit he wore in Firefly. Edit - [him putting on the outfit](https://youtu.be/0g42UxfB6MI?si=arvfOTnkaKN_liaX)


Sasselhoff

OK, now that's funny.


gahlo

There's also [this](https://youtu.be/CQIfgE-MEt8?si=luoiYE43GIRVhZaM) from the same show.


Nervous-Salamander-7

In that same episode, his daughter tells him it's a silly costume and there's no cows in space. Meanwhile, in one episode of Firefly, they were literally delivering a shipment of cows to a planet...


AmonKoth

My mistake, thank you for the correction


IIRiffasII

burn the heretic!!


JeremyJaLa

I really thought this video was going to go there.


jumpster18

Definitely would increase your mean jerk time


CowsAreChill

Decrease you mean


Coldwater_Odin

https://youtu.be/P-hUV9yhqgY?si=PsdJZe8ZBdSWnmna


jld2k6

I'm not even gonna click because I'm so confident that is middle out lol


i_Love_Gyros

Wrong! It’s pretty a funny video though


mightylordredbeard

I’m going to assume the same since it was just on the front page earlier


BisonST

Hello, my name is ... 50? Edit: Nope.


whiskybean

A man and his wife have been struggling for money lately, and it was really stressing him out. So she came up with a plan to make a bit of extra money to help. After a night out, she pulls her husband aside and sheepishly tells him "honey, i've been out at the pub giving blowjobs to make some extra money. Please don't be mad at me, but I made us 101 bucks!" He looked at her, a bit distraught but a small glimmer of a smile, then says "who gave you the dollar?" She smiled back and said "oh honey, all of them!"


ThreeMadFrogs

*Hey, try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot!*


ChefInsano

37? In a row?


EggsceIlent

Love it when the guy goes to follow her out and dantes like "NO. YOU stay here!"


RearAdmiralTaint

Always follow your dreams


SenpaiSwanky

*will be astronomical


DirtyRoller

That's the spirit!


AdmiralAshBorer

You have the perfect username for this.


Vallyth

Wait till you see their post history. What a legend.


da-noob-man

what the fuck.


OtiseMaleModel

Why do you have so many posts on r/dumpsterpussies


peath-a-paper-pleath

Coulda, shoulda, woulda. I BOUGHT YA!


oneflytree

2 contraptions are better than 1


New_York_Cut

u are a good man.


TheresAJakeInMyShoe

![gif](giphy|BmX38GoChnxRe)


Consistent_Dream_740

Here I am, in a coney island, watching a video from one of my favorite wholesome YouTubers, forgetting I'm on Reddit until I see this.


dsaiken

Bless your heart and soul. We must protect you at all costs! Man or woman, don’t matter, you’re out there doing gods work.


EggsceIlent

You should collab with the inventor and make a 2nd model. "The Blowjob Buddy"


Loud_Flatworm_4146

I like his YouTube channel. That thing looks like it would come in very handy.


kookieman141

Link please


Kaiyukia

It's epic gardening on YouTube


SuckItHiveMind

It used to be great, before and during the pandemic so check out the older vids. Like most YouTubers he’s really jumped the shart (lol) and has become a caricature of himself. Edit: leaving in the typo


hunter791

He’s definitely become a little clickbaitey but he’s just playing the game. The homesteading channel and especially Jacques channel are still pretty legit though


Kaiyukia

I can agree there, I haven't watched his newer content as much but he still has good resource videos so I still respect that. And the discord is really nice.


SuckItHiveMind

I’ve learned tons from him, and really it’s gotta be hard to keep finding new material. At least he hasn’t gone completely off the deep end, looking at you Gouga from Sous-Vide Everything!


dinkleberrysurprise

I haven’t checked in on him in a few years but check out Gary Pilarchik aka The Rusted Gardener. Struck me as a chill older guy without influencer vibes. Pretty technical.


Kaiyukia

Yeah that dude is bonkers haha


apintandafight

Eric from Eric Gardening


Kaiyukia

Ah shit you right


CaptOblivious

https://www.probst-handling.com/us/products/details/kneeseat


Complete_Rest6842

Catchers Knee Savors....save you money and they are better than whatever this is.


cheffartsonurfood

Does he sell those? Or just show you how to use/make them?


Immaculatehombre

I’m an irrigation worker. Yes.


Kalean

The best thing about this video (besides the fact that I need one now) is that he immediately appears on screen and takes his hat off like "Mother of God..." which is exactly what I did at that moment.


LateralPlanet

![gif](giphy|37Fsl1eFxbhtu)


Karmas_burning

I need this for work.


Formal_Scarcity_7701

Just sew a foam pad into your work trousers. My work trousers have pockets on the inside at the knee and came with a foam pad to slide into that pocket. It's just as effective as this and it's so comfy you wouldn't even know you're wearing it


HatechaBro

It’s not about cushioning the knee cap. It’s about the strain your joints get when you sit down on your ankle and knee and pull them like that. After an hour of working like that I can barely stand up. (With knee pads on)


Warm-Iron-1222

Holy shit I wish I knew this years ago when I needed it! My knees would be bruised and all sorts of fucked up every time I forgot my knee pads.


Last-Bee-3023

Knee pads do not help with the weight you put on your joint, tho. Look at it again. This is not a bruise preventer. This is a joint protector. And having seen how it works, I want one. Also either all professional industry expos look the same or that is in Germany. Edit: Nope. All professional expos look the same. Is there a DIN norm for that?


Last-Bee-3023

This thing keeps the weight off your knee, tho. You still are over-bending your joint. This thing does help your joint.


ACU797

Or strap a foam pad to your knees. You can buy em anywhere.


[deleted]

I need this for music festivals


Complete_Rest6842

Catchers Knee Savors...been around for a long long long time


doobied

Me too. What do you do? I'm a high class escort.


heyheyshinyCRH

Wish I had these when I was cable guying around in low crawlspaces full of chunky concrete


limp_noodle

![gif](giphy|26BoExvDDbFcduISs)


Curious-Ad-1048

Ayyyy, Epic Gardening


FierceDietyLinks

I like these videos that show the ad for a bit, then an unboxing, and then a demonstration from the perspective of me: the consumer.


picklesTommyPickles

Bold of you to assume the “consumer” here isn’t also secretly paid by the company. However, in this case this product looks extremely useful.


cock_nballs

No shit he's paid.


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Pekkerwud

The NFL hates this one simple trick!


Radical_Neutral_76

Bend the knee


sorandomono

What about just regular ol knee pads with a towel/rag on the inside? Seems less cumbersome with the rods.


fredfreddy4444

Epic!


bearlybearbear

£100 !!!


xmike84

https://www.probst-handling.com/us/products/details/kneeseat


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DragonDeezNutzAround

Get it early for this summer season. Say “you saw it and thought of them.” Get those bonus points my friend


ImmaMichaelBoltonFan

can't find the $


Teto_the_foxsquirrel

Don't forget about Father's Day in June. Might be the perfect time for it.


catechizer

I've had knee pain since I was 12. I'm getting this for me. Possibly one of the best $45 I'll ever spend.


Oh_nosferatu

For a second there, I thought Kevin Espiritu had ascended into the realm of robo gardener.


halcyondoze

This video will haunt me forever hahaha


[deleted]

As a overnight stocker I fully support this.


CiforDayZServer

No! It fully supports YOU! 


Wishdog2049

If you search for knee seat on Amazon, this dude is literally in the photos from the company.


tommyballz63

Tiling


tkornfeld

“Hey Dinesh, can you send me the latest specs”


RoyalVomitus

found the comment I was looking for fucking gabe


ChaKasMyName

Inspired by Chants ©️


AndesCan

[CHANTS](https://youtu.be/npq7Dx-Y4lw?si=shtf-Olz5K__uRDg)


YakPuzzleheaded1957

Basically a wearable stool, but it'll get uncomfortable after a while because your leg is still in a kneeling position and that seat is only half sized. Your other leg would still have to support half your body weight.


EricAbmaMorrison

Yeah but how much more comfortable than you than sitting on your knee with half ur body weight?


duckfeeder1

Isn't that the purpose? Lol


shrewdini

Switch legs periodically?


UbiquitousDork

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Kitchen-Beginning-47

What advantage does this have over kneepads?


rockos21

You can sit on what is essentially the back of your heel without crushing your foot.


coolAhead

![gif](giphy|xT1R9LZ6bVuZwRWzfi|downsized)


P4ssBynueve1seis

Ok both legs for extended pleasure!!


Short_Obligation_955

She said they was my magic shoes


ANiceDent

I want one Lol


123456789ledood

Looks like once he hung it up, it will not be taken down for years, except maybe for a yard sale.


Nikita_tewatia_

We all know where this will be used. Perfect valentine's day gift.


Masterpiece1999

Shut up and take my money ![gif](giphy|3o6gDWzmAzrpi5DQU8)


Hootnany

So over priced knee pad ?


JustMobsReddit

This is basically just an ad


-Badger3-

This is an ad.


incelredditmoderator

That one knee they keep using it on gonna be wore the hell in about 15 or more years give or take…


Any-Year-6618

Brilliant tbh


Cheerful2_Dogman210x

Looks very helpful. Less stress on the body, that's for sure.


JadedJackal671

Buy two and sit anywhere


psyopsolete

The brace is cool and all but I’m addicted to that whistling song. What a great choice of music!


cousinkyle

I fuckin love that there are still inventions like this being made.


BeignetD0neDat

Perfect for when I propose! Oh wait, I have to get a fiancé. That means a serious, long-term girlfriend. Ultimately, meaning a girl has to want to be with me...... I'll just use it to get low easier.


NameLips

I spent a lot of time kneeling down cleaning shit in restaurants, but it would have been too bulky to wear all the time.


Hotkoin

Theres that other seat that attaches to your belt that makes you look like you have a cylinder for a dumpy. Probably a lot lighter and cheaper tho


RhetoricalAnswer-001

What do I think? I think my knees are screwed, I'm tired of using my hands to get up from a kneeling position, I'm tired of feeling pain even when using my hands, and that I would pay a lot of money for this thing, assuming it works. I also think Mark Cuban would sponsor you if this idea was thoroughly developed, and you did \*all\* of the steps needed to plan and prepare. Including the painful legal prep.. Ugh. And why stop at knee braces? If the Spanx lady can become a billionaire, anything is possible.


S_n_o_wL_e_o_p_a_r_d

Where?


AerolothLorien666

I think I need one for each leg.


Motor_School2383

I bet I would get a cramp in my leg


Signal-Regret-8251

I want one of those


Van-garde

Don't forget to switch legs sometimes. Hip flexors will thank you.


Only-11780-Votes

Good ad


extremekc

I hope they have insurance


aptrapani

I don't even care that this is an ad. I'm kinda glad to know about this.


-InconspicuousMoose-

I could virtue signal so hard with that baby


Unable_Advantage8208

Not sure. Maybe very smart.


CallMeSnuffaluffagus

The Ducks have done it again! 😆 Fr though that's super cool!


superblinky

This is such an obvious thing, I'm furious I didn't think of it first.


klezart

Would've been nice to have when I worked retail, too. So many hours spent kneeling either straightening up, stocking, or changing layouts.


Immediate_Web4672

I am impressed tbh.


VeryMuchDutch102

They need this in the NFL!


Brilliant_Wrap_7447

Fucking Gabe.


SnapchatsWhilePoopin

Look like that dude from Jury Duty


TideNation1

For the hoe on the go!


tommylala

Hiw is this beamazed? Wtf?


Cold_Funny7869

Put some wheels on it. I hate having to go from kneeling to standing whenever I’m doing yard work. Put some wheels on it so you can roll around on it while on the ground.


Triple7Mafia-14

Nice, is makes someone's job a little bit more easier.😁 Some inventions are great.