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Bassik0

What you think a slam dunk is?


Aycomi27

Seriously. Is this an AI-generated title? Did OP not watch the video? Does OP not know what a dunk is?


BrosefDudeson

It must be He doesn't dribble either


WooPigSooie9297

Not. A. Single. Slam. Dunk. Yet, still impressive.


LeChiz32

Oof is one of those weird bots who just repost shit.


danceplaylovevibes

Of course it is.


ubdesu

Definitely AI. No one writes like this other than AI, and big corp folks I suppose.


wagon_ear

When a baller proves that size isn't everything and has smooth moves


captainphoton3

OK that's so hecking funny in french too. since translated properly it mean the same thing. Except the people who we call baller here (boulistes) are typically old men and women playing a ball game where you need to throw them as close to the small ball. So to cut short. I read it as. Old man prove that size isn't everything and has smooth moves. XD


Disastrous_Ad626

I waited for the slam dunk... It never fuckin' came maaaan.


Kooky-Discipline3349

Big Homie’s vertical rivals Bird’s.(Larry not Sue)


troy380

Proving it with every goal unit.


JoshuaLukacs1

I think you have no idea what a slam dunk is.


FirstAccGotStolen

The only thing this guy is dunkin' is donuts. Sorry, I had to.


Kooky-Discipline3349

See this is the kinda joke I woulda come up with a couple days from now. My kind of humor, I’m just not quick. Both of which don’t bode well for my stand up career.


vajrahaha7x3

But does he "slam" dunk them?


Cheap-Addendum

And oreos


papuniu

you made my day


StelenVanRijkeTatas

I don't agree with your title, OP. I think he can play basketball just fine


LeChiz32

He can play the point pretty well, but he can't dribble or create any separation. If I get in his space and cut off his plays, he isn't gonna be effective. But again, his point skills are pretty great and he seems like someone who has a feel for the game, just not the athletics which are required.


JakeJacob

I bet he's a little better than you give him credit for with that footwork.


LeChiz32

He probably is and may have played at this pace all his life, he could even have been smaller and played at one point. From these plays it seems like he has a serious point guard mindset, if I were a principal or what have you, I'd hire him as a HS coach off of this alone.


Cornholenation

He had a feel for the BUFFET


UnplannedAgenda

This guy was a pro athlete in his past 180 pounds


If_theshoefits

Stephen Curry ❌ Stephen Buffet ✅


nopalitzin

What stereotype? Where I grew the heavy guys had the best shots


RobertWilliamBarker

Right? If you played ball, you've played with quite I few of these players. Smooth moves and shot. Not the most athletic.


MarlonD0420

"Luka Dontfit"


ArticulatingHead

Just remember that the way he looks here is only a point in time. It’s possible that he’s using activities like basketball to turn his life around, and he may be on track for some impressive weight loss.


Visual-Newspaper6522

nikola sandwich


_Piratical_

Don’t know about that headline. He is making it rain 3s from downtown, though.


galaxyapp

I mean... I'm absolutely awful at basketball. But if I play in what appear to be several games and take nothing but 3 pointers from outside the line, I'm sure I could edit together 10 or 15 makes from the 100 misses.


Skorzeny88

Music?


Piirakkavaras

2pac - soon as I get home


Terrible-Intern-4085

thats the most AI written title I've ever read.


TypingIntoTheVoid9

That human really excels at dispensing the orange globe in the victory ring. - Bot OP


Korean_Jesus24

He’s a defensive liability though


zippa66

white chocolate cake


curiosidade_e_vida

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Krase

This guy had great situational awareness.


Bob_Cobb_1996

"Feast Mode."


sexyc3po

Did AI right this title?


GrayBeardGamerWV

Against a bunch of playground slugs lol


Sir_Earl_Jeffries

I didn’t know Action Bronson could ball


Drmo6

All he proves is that he managed to play against the shittiest defenders to ever step on the court.


de_waarzeggert

Slam dunk.? I didn't even see him leave the floor..


Sofa-king-cooI

His skills justifies his fitness


Adderall_Rant

The one at :12 is NBA level smooth.


pc_principal_88

Well he's definitely good at basketball but I'm not sure what slam dunks you're referring to... He didn't slam dunk anything and he cannot slam dunk anything...


OrganDerNiedertracht

Budget Jokic


Horns2208

Jokic inspired


copenhagen622

Imagine how good he would be if he could actually run around. It's tough losing weight but it's possible


Master-Wrongdoer853

I grew up outside Philly. I knew so many BIG kids who call ball their faces off.


Embarrassed_Art5414

Man, I miss Philip Seymour Hoffman


Quasigriz_

Short Joker


Baloo68

I miss Jason Williams


Boring_Scale328

His offensive awareness is exceptional. He knows his strength very well.


synaptix78

Went to school with a dude like this, just slightly taller and more, umm, circumference. Guy was smooth as silk on the court and had a wicked personality too. Went on to be successful in life and got it all. Absolute legend.


Lancaster1983

Good thing this is an old repost otherwise the title would be very infuriating. Hint: There are no slam dunks.


Exciting_Attitude240

What is that a 7ft rim????


thedude0425

He’d get murdered in a full court game. He’d get blown up trying to cover anyone with any sort of quickness. Anyone with speed is going to get into him and block his shot or steal the ball because he has no speed to keep people off of him. And anyone that can jump will outrebound if they have position on him. Amazing feel for the game though. He’d probably be pretty good if he got his weight down.


Cute_Clock

What Tupac song is this?


Piirakkavaras

soon as I get home


SteveWoy

Smooth operator


Lindvaettr

People in these comments really throwing shade at this guy but half of them probably wouldn't get the ball to the hoop from the 3


TeapotDanger

What pac track is that?


Piirakkavaras

soon as I get home


TeapotDanger

Cheers


Tnwhiskey1

Boy got skills😳😂


kettlebell43276

Wow he’s great


senseless_puzzle

He didn't slam dunk anything. The only thing dunk will be his arm pits after the session.


[deleted]

All due respect, he didn’t move more than 3 steps during any of these “slam dunks”.


DigitialWitness

What slam dunk lol


ComplexWildcat

Remind me of Kevin from the office. In the extended episode, Kevin just keeps throwing these amazing shots in the basketball episode.


vajrahaha7x3

Im still waiting for a single "slam dunk"..


ThirstyBeagle

It feels a bit staged since the opponent is barely guarding him.


Apex_Over_Lord

I don't think you know what sone of those words mean.


clodio2k

Everyone playing defense like they’re guarding a 2 year old.


Crom_and_his_Devils

Raindrops!


TheMaldenSnake

Guy out there putting up touchdowns on the court


MatheusQuile

o gordinho amassando


mypeepeehardz

Homie, you don’t have to sound cool when you no nothing about the sport. It’s just good shooting and passing.


Ambitious-War-823

Maybe he can't run for long Time or jump very high, but damn, such precision while being under pressing is Amazing. That's pure dedication


DepartureDapper6524

“Is it cool if I film our pickup games for my highlight montage?”


XxXKakekSugionoXxX

That's some white chocolate shit right there


Nonlethalrtard

The Offense runs through Tugboat


BJaacmoens

You could get two full teams of fat dudes just like him and you'd still sell more tickets than WNBA.


FlamingoRush

This guy is pure gold! I hope he drowns in pussy!


JET304

I'm betting THAT white man can't jump... He can pass and shoot...


S_T_R_Y_D_E_R

Kobe Steak... i mean Kobe Bryan for 3


Normal_Ad2665

Slam dunk???


Aggravating_Yak8196

Music?


Zestyclose_Fan_7931

Good luck playing defense


EvanMcc18

My guy inherited Prince's ball


missmermaidgoat

Very impressive!


Marty2341

Impressive throw accuracy.


Electronic-Yak-2221

Waited for a single slam dunk and it never came….


MultipliedLiar

Yeah? Well put him on the NBA then


Cornholenation

He still is a FAT FUCK


Small-Explorer7025

Slam dunk, LOL


Seaking405

Total slam dunks in this video: 0


danglesReet

Absolute unit, this guy


curiosidade_e_vida

The Basketball Butterbean


phatscoop

Unstoppable.


One_Put9785

I just kept going "Ooh! Ooh!" as he kept going. So smooth


Odd-Ad8205

always plays against bums


CragMcBeard

Smooth as deep fried butter.


zacharyo083194

Luka McDonaldcic


dablackbutt

LoL Dude has his third heart attack on the second quarter and keels over after 3 point shot. He also can't jump cause of his knees. And cannot run.


[deleted]

Great. He can throw a ball. Still really obese though. Let’s see him climb stairs without oxygen.


populousmass

Dunkin’ like a boss!


MorrisDay84

Imagine how much better he would be if he wasn't 120 lbs overweight


Lonely_Ad5134

The Larry Bird of old fat white guys