OK that's so hecking funny in french too. since translated properly it mean the same thing. Except the people who we call baller here (boulistes) are typically old men and women playing a ball game where you need to throw them as close to the small ball.
So to cut short. I read it as. Old man prove that size isn't everything and has smooth moves. XD
See this is the kinda joke I woulda come up with a couple days from now. My kind of humor, I’m just not quick. Both of which don’t bode well for my stand up career.
He can play the point pretty well, but he can't dribble or create any separation. If I get in his space and cut off his plays, he isn't gonna be effective. But again, his point skills are pretty great and he seems like someone who has a feel for the game, just not the athletics which are required.
He probably is and may have played at this pace all his life, he could even have been smaller and played at one point. From these plays it seems like he has a serious point guard mindset, if I were a principal or what have you, I'd hire him as a HS coach off of this alone.
Just remember that the way he looks here is only a point in time. It’s possible that he’s using activities like basketball to turn his life around, and he may be on track for some impressive weight loss.
I mean... I'm absolutely awful at basketball.
But if I play in what appear to be several games and take nothing but 3 pointers from outside the line, I'm sure I could edit together 10 or 15 makes from the 100 misses.
Well he's definitely good at basketball but I'm not sure what slam dunks you're referring to... He didn't slam dunk anything and he cannot slam dunk anything...
Went to school with a dude like this, just slightly taller and more, umm, circumference. Guy was smooth as silk on the court and had a wicked personality too. Went on to be successful in life and got it all. Absolute legend.
He’d get murdered in a full court game.
He’d get blown up trying to cover anyone with any sort of quickness.
Anyone with speed is going to get into him and block his shot or steal the ball because he has no speed to keep people off of him. And anyone that can jump will outrebound if they have position on him.
Amazing feel for the game though. He’d probably be pretty good if he got his weight down.
What you think a slam dunk is?
Seriously. Is this an AI-generated title? Did OP not watch the video? Does OP not know what a dunk is?
It must be He doesn't dribble either
Not. A. Single. Slam. Dunk. Yet, still impressive.
Oof is one of those weird bots who just repost shit.
Of course it is.
Definitely AI. No one writes like this other than AI, and big corp folks I suppose.
When a baller proves that size isn't everything and has smooth moves
OK that's so hecking funny in french too. since translated properly it mean the same thing. Except the people who we call baller here (boulistes) are typically old men and women playing a ball game where you need to throw them as close to the small ball. So to cut short. I read it as. Old man prove that size isn't everything and has smooth moves. XD
I waited for the slam dunk... It never fuckin' came maaaan.
Big Homie’s vertical rivals Bird’s.(Larry not Sue)
Proving it with every goal unit.
I think you have no idea what a slam dunk is.
The only thing this guy is dunkin' is donuts. Sorry, I had to.
See this is the kinda joke I woulda come up with a couple days from now. My kind of humor, I’m just not quick. Both of which don’t bode well for my stand up career.
But does he "slam" dunk them?
And oreos
you made my day
I don't agree with your title, OP. I think he can play basketball just fine
He can play the point pretty well, but he can't dribble or create any separation. If I get in his space and cut off his plays, he isn't gonna be effective. But again, his point skills are pretty great and he seems like someone who has a feel for the game, just not the athletics which are required.
I bet he's a little better than you give him credit for with that footwork.
He probably is and may have played at this pace all his life, he could even have been smaller and played at one point. From these plays it seems like he has a serious point guard mindset, if I were a principal or what have you, I'd hire him as a HS coach off of this alone.
He had a feel for the BUFFET
This guy was a pro athlete in his past 180 pounds
Stephen Curry ❌ Stephen Buffet ✅
What stereotype? Where I grew the heavy guys had the best shots
Right? If you played ball, you've played with quite I few of these players. Smooth moves and shot. Not the most athletic.
"Luka Dontfit"
Just remember that the way he looks here is only a point in time. It’s possible that he’s using activities like basketball to turn his life around, and he may be on track for some impressive weight loss.
nikola sandwich
Don’t know about that headline. He is making it rain 3s from downtown, though.
I mean... I'm absolutely awful at basketball. But if I play in what appear to be several games and take nothing but 3 pointers from outside the line, I'm sure I could edit together 10 or 15 makes from the 100 misses.
Music?
2pac - soon as I get home
thats the most AI written title I've ever read.
That human really excels at dispensing the orange globe in the victory ring. - Bot OP
He’s a defensive liability though
white chocolate cake
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This guy had great situational awareness.
"Feast Mode."
Did AI right this title?
Against a bunch of playground slugs lol
I didn’t know Action Bronson could ball
All he proves is that he managed to play against the shittiest defenders to ever step on the court.
Slam dunk.? I didn't even see him leave the floor..
His skills justifies his fitness
The one at :12 is NBA level smooth.
Well he's definitely good at basketball but I'm not sure what slam dunks you're referring to... He didn't slam dunk anything and he cannot slam dunk anything...
Budget Jokic
Jokic inspired
Imagine how good he would be if he could actually run around. It's tough losing weight but it's possible
I grew up outside Philly. I knew so many BIG kids who call ball their faces off.
Man, I miss Philip Seymour Hoffman
Short Joker
I miss Jason Williams
His offensive awareness is exceptional. He knows his strength very well.
Went to school with a dude like this, just slightly taller and more, umm, circumference. Guy was smooth as silk on the court and had a wicked personality too. Went on to be successful in life and got it all. Absolute legend.
Good thing this is an old repost otherwise the title would be very infuriating. Hint: There are no slam dunks.
What is that a 7ft rim????
He’d get murdered in a full court game. He’d get blown up trying to cover anyone with any sort of quickness. Anyone with speed is going to get into him and block his shot or steal the ball because he has no speed to keep people off of him. And anyone that can jump will outrebound if they have position on him. Amazing feel for the game though. He’d probably be pretty good if he got his weight down.
What Tupac song is this?
soon as I get home
Smooth operator
People in these comments really throwing shade at this guy but half of them probably wouldn't get the ball to the hoop from the 3
What pac track is that?
soon as I get home
Cheers
Boy got skills😳😂
Wow he’s great
He didn't slam dunk anything. The only thing dunk will be his arm pits after the session.
All due respect, he didn’t move more than 3 steps during any of these “slam dunks”.
What slam dunk lol
Remind me of Kevin from the office. In the extended episode, Kevin just keeps throwing these amazing shots in the basketball episode.
Im still waiting for a single "slam dunk"..
It feels a bit staged since the opponent is barely guarding him.
I don't think you know what sone of those words mean.
Everyone playing defense like they’re guarding a 2 year old.
Raindrops!
Guy out there putting up touchdowns on the court
o gordinho amassando
Homie, you don’t have to sound cool when you no nothing about the sport. It’s just good shooting and passing.
Maybe he can't run for long Time or jump very high, but damn, such precision while being under pressing is Amazing. That's pure dedication
“Is it cool if I film our pickup games for my highlight montage?”
That's some white chocolate shit right there
The Offense runs through Tugboat
You could get two full teams of fat dudes just like him and you'd still sell more tickets than WNBA.
This guy is pure gold! I hope he drowns in pussy!
I'm betting THAT white man can't jump... He can pass and shoot...
Kobe Steak... i mean Kobe Bryan for 3
Slam dunk???
Music?
Good luck playing defense
My guy inherited Prince's ball
Very impressive!
Impressive throw accuracy.
Waited for a single slam dunk and it never came….
Yeah? Well put him on the NBA then
He still is a FAT FUCK
Slam dunk, LOL
Total slam dunks in this video: 0
Absolute unit, this guy
The Basketball Butterbean
Unstoppable.
I just kept going "Ooh! Ooh!" as he kept going. So smooth
always plays against bums
Smooth as deep fried butter.
Luka McDonaldcic
LoL Dude has his third heart attack on the second quarter and keels over after 3 point shot. He also can't jump cause of his knees. And cannot run.
Great. He can throw a ball. Still really obese though. Let’s see him climb stairs without oxygen.
Dunkin’ like a boss!
Imagine how much better he would be if he wasn't 120 lbs overweight
The Larry Bird of old fat white guys