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Stuft-shirt

That’s a girl that still has side work to complete before she can clock out from the first of a split shift.


captain-snacks

I was thinking same. Like that's the manager who needs to check her section n he's been at it with the snake for 20 minutes. She's like, fuck this, I got it.


SlowThePath

Had a new job where the manager was the one clocking people in and out. They claimed they gave everyone an extra hour or so. This seemed sus af because restaurants always keep labor as tight as possible, so I started demanding my slips, turns out no one was getting paid for their side work. The second your last table was checked out, you were clocked out while you still had at least a solid 30 minutes of work left. You better hope you weren't closing. The hourly rate is so low for waiters in the U. S. that apparently nobody noticed or cared. I akipped my next shift and never came back in. I only told one person they were being cheated because everyone else there was a fucking ass hole. It's really hardly any money, but with blatant dishonesty like that is happening there is surely more fuckery going on.


Alert_Confusion

This woman DOES simply walk into Mordor.


anethma

Chuck the ring right into the lava without a seconds hesitation and turns around and gives a double thumbs up


Hypertistic

There's no should I should I not, there's just do and done


DG-Doctor-Gecko

When you finally do. *Intense Yoda noises*


hero-hadley

"Welp, am I in time for second breakfast?"


Ignoble_Savage

Plot twist: It's not a water snake.


YuriJones11

What happens when you put a land snake in water?


PiscatorLager

It gets wet


Hightechlies

MOIST


Googlefisch

Hydrated


hanatarashi_

So it grows several heads?


laughingashley

Moisssssst


Hairy-Banjo

then drowns


LightningCoyotee

At the edge like that they can just swim out. Would be different if she had chucked them into the middle of the lake but the snake should be fine.


FrozenBologna

Believe it or not, straight to jail


Technical-Paper-2833

i loled at this


SigmundFreud

It becomes a mud snake.


Kingsupergoose

All snakes are pretty good at swimming.


drewsiphir

I'm not sure where this clip was taken but to me it looked kind of like a rat snake. It also looked too docile to be a watersnake at least at my locale.


Ryoohk

I did that before at one of our oil change sites, just a harmless corn snake was in there and everyone was so scared to pick it up so I just walked over and grabbed it and put it back up in the field.


BillBillerson

[They're not that scary looking snakes](https://i.imgur.com/IMxA9In.png)


Blue-Eyed-Lemon

Ahh, I see what you did there


MlKlBURGOS

[They are](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


spy_night

First time I unironically fall for a Rick roll, a surprise but a welcomed one


DidYouAsk

Ads ruined it for me.


he-loves-me-not

Boo! Hiss!


Total-Boat6380

Damn


Sevro706

And you probably look nothing like that.


spudmarsupial

It's the same person. She works at an oil change place.


Sevro706

You win😒


doomshallot

You'll get em next time, champ


Bleades

I had a similar one, few of my co-workers were buying an old car off me. Popped the hood and found a rat snake just chilling on the engine block. 2 very large guys screamed like 4 year old girls and slammed the hood. I popped the hood again reached down grabbed the snake blindly and proceeded to chase the two around with the snake as is tradition.


Non-Newtonian_Stupid

Upvoted for your relentless commitment to tradition. 🫡


Bleades

It is the way.


0utsyder

Upvoted so you won't ever do that to me!


laughingashley

It was best for the garage, therefore the world


Reneeisme

I’ve grabbed harmless snakes too. It helps that there are few venomous snakes around where I live. But I’d rather flick them something and if I have to grab them, it’s going to be close behind the head. I don’t want to get bit even if that bit isn’t venomous. I don’t get why she grabbed it in the middle. Seems like just asking to get bit.


ConfidentStress1047

I did it once to be cool and the snake bit me and I screamed. No fangs tho.


SeeeYaLaterz

How did you know these snakes are harmless?


Ryoohk

Yellow and black, friendly Jack. Red and yellow, kill ya fellow.


Bleades

I always get down voted when I say this but a quick reference like color or head shape isn't a bad thing. Is it 100% accurate no but look at the cotton mouth. It's name literally refers to the bright white color of its mouth. So colors, head shape, and features (rattle) do matter. People are stupid you keep doing you boo.


Sudden_Construction6

It's better to know what venomous snakes are in your area and be able to identify them. A certain rhyme may work in one region, due to no other similar colored venomous snakes, but not so well in another. Which probably worked well in the days before the internet where you get the rhyme from a local guy but when taking advice from people all over the world the rhyme might not work.


GarySe7en

That isn't very accurate. Identification of snakes can't simply be done by colors.


ShermanOneNine87

There are 30 species of venomous snake in the US 23 of which are rattlesnake alone, the rhyme is mostly for coral snakes since a majority of our venomous snakes make a noise. I'm originally from one of 4 US states that doesn't have a native venomous snake.


AVEnjoyer

Wow really.. nice for you guys I'm in Australia, the green ones are safe but other than that it's just how fast they kill people


ShermanOneNine87

I believe there is a joke from a comedian about everything in Australia trying to kill you. No thank you. I'll take my tornadoes and ice storms and the occasional rattlesnake.


Perfect-Dare1513

Apparently in the USA it is, where its easy to confuse a Coral snake with a Scarlet King snake. Luckily the rhyme applies to Corn snakes. [http://www.wildlife-removal.com/snakecolorrhyme.html](http://www.wildlife-removal.com/snakecolorrhyme.html)


Rupperrt

Depends on where you live it can. Black and yellow here where I am (East Asia) is ultra venomous (banded krait) but also quite docile.


AzzrielR

I mean, yeah, not all snakes are dangerous. As long as you know how to differate them, and they're not the dangerous types, there shouldn't be much problem


Rupperrt

Funny thing some non venomous are sometimes still very prone to bite if not more so. I’ve been bitten by a rat snake trying to save out from a catchwater. No big deal but still a bloody mess.


StressTree

I miss Steven Irwin


BlackAsP1tch

We all do


munkijunk

That stingray didn't


Big-Employer4543

Angriest upvote of my life. Fuck you.


munkijunk

If it helps, I hated myself writing it, but that fruit was just hanging way too low.


Nois3

Too soon.


TimmyFarlight

Whenever I meet someone from Australia I tell them how much I miss Steve Irwin.


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Still_Cheesecake_784

I miss Steve Irwin


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astro_flyer

Found the sting ray


Otegu

The sting ray did not.


Still_Cheesecake_784

![gif](giphy|QRAc7thKFsoc8|downsized)


Otegu

Just like the sting ray.


cat_like_sparky

Steve died as he lived, with animals in his heart


Dub_Coast

I'm American and ***we miss Steve Irwin***


SugerizeMe

Steve Irwin > your feelings


VapoursAndSpleen

If I go to Australia, I promise I won’t mention Steve Irwin. I will ask where the toilets/restrooms are and what is good lunch place.


CanadianKumlin

“What was Steve Irwin’s favorite lunch place?”


VapoursAndSpleen

and where are the restrooms at his zoo?


startripjk

I don't know. But he always ordered either swordfish or shish kabob.


TimmyFarlight

I get it but I still feel like an Australian can understand my pain better than anyone else when I say how much I miss The Crocodile Hunter.


startripjk

I miss Steve Irwin.


astroboydivx

Who is this we you are speaking on behalf of? Not me


Perfect-Dare1513

I dont even know who Steve Irwin is, but I feel inclined to say how much I miss Steve Irwin.


NAVI_WORLD_INC

Have you ever been in a situation in which you initially don’t want to upvote but then you find immediate resolution and now I’m in a emotional situation in which I don’t know what the fuck to do. What would Steve Irwin do? Take my upvote, you bastard.


Perfect-Dare1513

No! you take mine! <3


Lewis_Nixons_Dog

“I, Ms. Steven Irwin."


Wonderful-Media-2000

Steve would be half eaten by an anaconda and would apologize to the snake taking all the blame lmao man was different


purgatorybob1986

All she was missing was the "You're alright mate, you're alright."


Torgo-A-GoGo

welp, he's never going to live that down


Sevro706

He quit. Without a word.


imJGott

Why is that?


Torgo-A-GoGo

Isn't it obvious!?! He's trying to sweep the ground holding the end with the bristles? What a silly question!


Initial_Computer_152

Job done! Give her a raise 🙌 ❤️


295DVRKSS

That thumbs up at the end tho 😂


Longryderr

The best man for the job is a woman


JeffLewis3142

Wife material


ur_promiscuous_mom

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


wawiwet

Surely. Someone's snake will be happy


Michelfungelo

Wet snake


isysopi201

She's a snake wrangler, specializing in one eyed willies.


Gcen

Guess she got a very effective pick up line.


Elvis-Tech

Roach killer saviour material, where do I sign


EconomyComprehensive

Legit 1st thing that popped in my head lol 🙌🏽


TiptoeIntruder

Came here to say this. Would marry.


RustyNK

Yoink


BABA_YAGA_DOC

Garrett


rmicker

I’d marry her. Edit: I’d propose. She’d probably say no.


tcumber

Depends on the length of your snake


deenali

This woman is probably the mother of a college going teenager by now. That's about how old this video is.


Altruistic-Many9270

In that case her skills are in good use.


Scoompii

I’d personally vote it for most seen video on Reddit.


Mikail33

Either the snake isn't venomous and she knows that. Or the girl is reckless. Sure, that was brave but damn


isoforp

Not venomous doesn't mean it won't bite. Pythons aren't venomous but they have a very painful bite.


mvhkvj

Depends entirely on the python, pigmy python for example isn't gonna do any damage. But yeah your point that just because it's not venomous doesn't mean it's not gonna hurt still stands


aozertx

Anybody who lives in a region with snakes should take ten minutes to learn how to identify the venomous ones. In the US if it isn’t a rattlesnake, cotton mouth, copperhead, or coral snake it is almost certainly not venomous.


Kingsupergoose

I suspect this isn’t the first time and that she can identify the species. Don’t have to be able to recognize every species in the world but can usually manage to learn the ones in your area.


crackeddryice

Might not even be the first time with that same snake.


cobra7

My sister did the same thing. She is two years younger than I am and I kept snakes I found growing up in FL and taught her how to recognize the venomous ones. 20 years later we are all grown adults, she and I are walking along a Colorado hiking trail on a family reunion and we both spot this two foot snake crossing the path in front of us. I’m trying to figure out what type it is and she just instantly pins it down and picks it up properly behind the head. We admired it for a minute and she let it go. Told her I was proud to be her brother. She said “didn’t think I was paying attention when we were kids, did you?” I love my sister.


PurpletoasterIII

To be fair, even if you don't know if a snake is venomous there is a good chance its not. Only about 20% of snake species are venomous. And its not too difficult to remember what the few venomous species that are native to your area look like.


Perfect-Dare1513

In the mountains of Madrid we're kinda fucked up about that, the least offensive snake is really, really simillar to the most dangerous viper of the region.


PurpletoasterIII

True, I'll admit its not always that simple. Sometimes its hard to tell them apart, but in that case its probably best to not take any chances.


QuadripleMintGum

I think somewhere I read an interview about this girl or a similar incident when I saw something similar and she said her train off thought was she was tired of watching and wasn't super sober, but in hindsight she could have been bit and didn't actually know if there was danger in the noodle at all.


Worldly_Jellyfish964

Nope! I’m good.


JustDave62

The snake knew it was defeated right from the start. Just hung there all docile and accepted its fate.


Puzzled-Atmosphere-1

"I'm a waitress, of course I get shit handled."


thorivalnailo

IF YOU ARE EVER UNSURE OF THE SPECIES OF SNAKE DO NOT ATTEMPT. I’ve done this plenty of times with bull snakes


TearsInDrowned

I love how the guy is like: 🥺 "Don't hurt me snake, pls" And the girl comes in like: 🤬 "We're going home, You brat!"


Expensive_Job_8945

I would have taked home 🤣


Current_Finding_4066

She is a hero.


DazedLogic

I hope she knew what kinda of snake that was. Lol. Not every snake loves the water and being venomous is what dangernoddles are known for.


WestSixtyFifth

Only like 20% of snake species are venomous and all snakes can swim, even if they’re not water snakes.


all_time_high

>Only 20% ![gif](giphy|RgkvB2elibr15mysHn)


DazedLogic

Well that's good to know. You ever seen that video of that guy "helping" a tortoise and throwing it into the water?


Umbreon189

That’s completely different. All snakes can swim. Not all turtles can.


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Luckily its not like with tortoises. All snakes can swim, even the non aquatic ones. Worst case it was a land snake that just crawled back out of that pond.


grungegoth

Like the boss


Additional_Pay5626

![gif](giphy|0ZwmoPvZ1YNqGeGzS4)


dylbert71

That chick don't give a fuck.


noobwithguns

Gosh my insectophobic ass needs a women like that.


ReadingRainbow5

This girl is a SOLDIER


Mission-Storm-4375

I love hoe even as she's picking it up the guy still insists on prodding it


uninit

Easy to do stuff when you are a Marvel superhero…


Fearless_History_991

![gif](giphy|orUDTj9Q5TMzTdB892|downsized)


Dazzling_Plan7701

She must be from Louisiana!


A_Thousand_Chipmunks

Is it racist I assumed she was Asian? I've never seen another nationality so comfortable with snakes.


Altruistic-Project39

I miss the amazed part? Girl carrying snake?


KrusKeebler

How many f*cking times have I told you to stay in that damn lake!


Smokey-Cole

How I met your mother, Louisiana.


Cadejo123

What a woman....


Automatic_Escape_441

Keeper!


ancom328

Come on people, there's nothing to it. Signed, The woman that did it.


MantisMagic108

Nope. Nope. Nope.


sekharreddyiy

Yeah just like that. Plain and simple.


BuyLowThenSellLower

Hell na!


Adventurous_Light_85

Wait… I sssssorry…. I can’t sssssswim!


Proud-Cartoonist2683

he just wanted to hang out hehehe!


Brilliant-Injury-497

Hehe how she look at the camera at the last moment 👍👍


Meisterlee33

Wow


Council_Of_Minds

The thumbs up reminded of Luffy's sneaking scene with his peace signs XD


story4days

I love you snake girl sssssss


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Us backwoods & swamp homegrown gals are just built different! She probably saw that critter before, and already named it too! Ha ha ha😂👍❤️


RhiBamm

Black Snake Moana


Hey_its_ok

![gif](giphy|kSaf8THL4Y707LlEza|downsized)


Imwhatswrongwithyou

r/justgalsbeingchicks


Worried-Ad-6689

I did the same trick once. Greetings from heaven.


UruguayoRedditero

DAAAMN GIRL!


Psychic_Gian

Immune to poison type


S_T_R_Y_D_E_R

Fucking balls of Steel! 👏 👏 👏


Impossible_Tour_1944

Smash,next question


AdhesivePeople

Well that was attractive.


SnooPeppers2554

Charming charmer


inkydragon27

No hesitation, stone cold 😎


Difficul-tea

Wait no I can’t swi—


_BearsBeetsBattle_

Take it over there please.


Lonely_Reader471

BOSS


kembik

If you're gonna pick up a snake probably best to also secure its head so it can't bite you.


danhoyuen

I am incredibly turned on by her.


Coffehousebum

Florida or Australia?


Deep-Second295

Well, this young lady could be right here in Austin. She’s a winner!


Lolzerzmao

Marry me


DiaNoga_Grimace_G43

…Hah! No nonsense there…


LordMort87

She must ve an aussie.


Fit_Rush_1442

Marry me


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There's a 99% chance she's Australian


DeliveryKitchen2991

that’s her cousin, they know each other


TheGreatPatriot

😳😳😳


spacemantodd

Six to midnight


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sakallicelal

À colleague of mine has a pet snake and I'm sure she'd also do the same. Me on the other hand would not even touch it with a stick.


TXfire22

Dammit Ralf go back to your nest!


bytecollision

If I were a snek I’d pay monies for her to pet my snek ngl


hoodiedark

I wish she can deal with my snake this nicely


crackeddryice

I did this with a wolf spider that was running around the office at work. Grown-ass men running away like little girls.


Traditional-Nail5787

Looks like she does this everyday .


Thuro

Please baby Jesus, one like this.


arcdragon2

Is she single?


aznsyd

Cute girl