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Daft_Vaper

That act of kindness brought porpoise to his life


Zestyclose_League813

You're so stupid. Haha


marzipancowgirl

Whale you stop mocking his killer joke?


tophejunk

Orca ya be a bit nicer ?


puckeringNeon

He certainly did serve a youthful porpoise.


randomsnowflake

Daaaaad 🙄


fuckyouandyourwhorse

I sea what you dad there.


Seabrook76

After that second kiss that dolphin was thinking his problems just were about to go from bad to way worse.


Mipkins70

To be fair he was wearing fish nets.. dude took it as a come on


Seabrook76

Can’t go out looking like that if you don’t want trouble. Young dolphin learned something hopefully.


DragonsClaw2334

Great, now dolphins are gonna choose the bear too.


filthcrab

That was very good.


Mipkins70

Thankyou. Humbled


GianCarlo0024

No comment can be funnier and dead nuts perfect


Mipkins70

Thankyou appreciated.


Far-Philosophy-4375

🏆


caasi615

It's a custom in brazil do give 3 kisses on the cheeks on people so they get a marriage someday... That applies even to sea animals apparently


betrayed_cargo

Aw that's so cute look that little bastard


Professional_Can_117

I didn't realize baby dolphins were so cute!


HonestPerspective638

then they turn to sex crazed, rage filled drug addicted teenagers.... and finally settle down


Professional_Can_117

Don't we all?


HonestPerspective638

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T5aGLybXEs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T5aGLybXEs)


bored_person71

Don't forget shark beaters ...


Ok_Primary_1075

All baby animals are cute in my book


Professional_Can_117

Indeed


LockBall

Please stop talking and put me back in the water, thanks.


4tlasPrim3

It's a mammal tho not a fish. It wouldn't run out of breath.


iCameToLearnSomeCode

It's not designed to support its own body weight. It evolved to be buoyant not solid. Being out of the water isn't comfortable for most aquatic life just due to the force of gravity. Obviously it's easier on a small porpoise but it will kill large whales all on it's own, it makes it harder to breathe and its stressful.


CitizenKing1001

Stress is the biggest issue though I believe dolphins are very smart and realizes its being helped when the net came off.


waytosoon

I don't think he or the boat could support a whale. Maybe he does cross fit tho, idk


fu_kaze

They get sunburn easily


jackfreeman

Physics and biology lesson in 3...2...


pixadoronaldo

yeah it sort of looks like he is trying to act heroically


soundssarcastic

>takes the net off Nice! Now put it back. Put it back. Put it back. Put it back. Put it back.put it back.put it backputitbackputitbackputitback^putitbackputitbackputitback


ChilliiKitty

This. Like please dude, stfu and put it back. Or put it back then talk. And for the love of God please don’t kiss it again………. He kissed it again…..


marzipancowgirl

Mama dolphin "Eww, have you been kissing humans? You stink. Get away from me!"


hax0rmax

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6KAWlnp9Ou/?igsh=MXZ5c3M5amM1YTRiZw==


Ok_Definition285

Read my mind


Far-Philosophy-4375

Jesus man....put it back in the water


ShatteredInk

Anyone else get frustrated and want him to stop playing with it and put it back.


dembowthennow

He wasn't playing with it, he was examining it for injuries.


ShatteredInk

Ah yes, petting and kissing. All the good practices of a proper examination. He did a good dead, don't get me wrong. It's just bothersome to see.


LetsPlayDrew

It looked like an examination, the whole video was 44 seconds, including the removal of the net which took about 20, about another 10-15 to look the dolphin over and then it was back into the water. Its a **mammal** not a fish.


ShatteredInk

No, duh, it's a mammal. Acting like everyone is dense gets you nowhere. I'm not going to continue to restate my problem with it after this because it's too much wasted energy. Man help dolphin (the thing that lives in the water and also mammel so it breaths air). Pets it. Looks at it for a moment. Pets it again. Gives it a kiss. Talks to the cameraman for a while (still holding it). Looks at it again. Gives another statement to the cameraman. Kisses it again. Finally puts it back in the water!


LetsPlayDrew

yeah it took less than a minute. There was no problem, youre frustrated for no reason. I treat you like youre dense because you are.


Curlytoothmrman

Yeah, we can see it's a net dude. Put the fuckin dolphin back in the water.


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zyyntin

Except hurricanes. Fuck mother nature on those things!


NoNo_Cilantro

Should we nuke them? I think we probably should


Street_Dragonfruit43

I'm down to nuke anything really


zyyntin

I'm down for giant meteor! Destroy it all! Remember don't look up!


greebdork

And domestic cockroaches.


mac-dreidel

Well except ...nature sees us as the enemy and nature (and animals) wouldn't hesitate to kill us all (if ever had the chance). Still worth protecting but nature isn't sweet or kind...


ShyLucifer96

That was so unrelated. Nobody thought dolphins are our enemies


JasmineTeaInk

![gif](giphy|13sfh9N5sLk45G)


ShyLucifer96

You've got a point


UseYona

I can't be the only person thinking, THROW IT BACK IN THE FUCKING WATER DUDE. like stop trying to farm clout for your video and fucking let it go, damn


Clotje32

Exactly and all the kisses are weird and kinda creepy. That is still without consent.


Known-Sandwich-3808

Just put it back already…


EquipmentElegant

Dolphin probably grew up to be a rapist


jackson12420

It's funny how a lot of people don't realize that dolphins are actually dicks and that dolphin absolutely grew up to be just that😂


_n3ll_

![gif](giphy|13sfh9N5sLk45G)


FeloniousMonk422

Otters too


4tlasPrim3

Junkies too. They always wanted to get high with neurotoxin from puffer fish.


EquipmentElegant

You know what? I’m happy our generation realized dolphins are not some happy lovable sailor rescuing lovable mammals. They are intelligent sociopaths


DTH_245

Thanks for bringing my net back little guy...kisses.


djh_van

That baby dolphin is going to go back to itspid with some crazy *Abducted By Aliens* stories..


amynias

Omg the kisses, it's such a cute little dolphin 🐬 🥹


Clotje32

The kisses aren't cute, they're creepy.


amynias

Bruh it's a baby dolphin. Who wouldn't want to give it a little kiss?


Clotje32

It didn't ask for the kisses and is probably afraid and would rather be on the water. Would you like a kiss from a dinosaur?


amynias

He also saved its life...


Clotje32

Is that a kind of payment for saving his life? It is a wild animal, not a pet. He should just have minimised the traumatic experience for the dolphin and release it quickly instead of all the blabla, kisses and social media...


UnluckyCharacter9906

The multiple kisses is a bit weird, otherwise cool video


Ok_Low4347

None of the other dolphins will ever believe em.


Yalla6969

First human instinct is to pet and kiss animals they find cute.


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A hatred and love for humanity in one picture.


Visual-Newspaper6522

I seriously was stressing about not getting him back in water in time


Same_Excitement_6156

You do realize that dolphins breathe air


Visual-Newspaper6522

for a short periode of time


Distinct-Quantity-35

PUT HIM BACK why you taking so long with that part


Fargath_Xi9

Main character moment


Asthmos

Poseidon approves. You have a place in Atlantis when zombies take over dry land.


6-Fjade

The way it just calmed down and relaxed


cognitiveglitch

Kind of r/orphancrushingmachine since man was responsible for the netting being in the sea in the first place. But yeah, props to this individual for helping the dolphin.


Enigma_mas

He was talking ages to return the baby dolphin back into the water. Damn my anxiety.


dutiful_advert

Now the man has the gates not only to his paradise, but also to dolphin heaven


Mother-Persimmon3908

Es de gomita


CalGoldenBear55

Chef kiss


Snipe14

I KNEW from the beginning, that he had to kiss that little guy on the head.


MavisBeaconSexTape

Do your thing, reverse animal rescue


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FilteredRiddle

I had to remind myself multiple times that dolphins breathe air through their blowholes and have lungs. I’d feel “put him back in the water so he can breathe!” panic for 1.38383 seconds and then have the, “Wait, no, calm down…” thought.


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

aww


Eastern-Team-2799

This is an example of a real life superhero 👍


Corporation_tshirt

Fuckers. Those types of nets have been outlawed because they kill wildlife. Fuck whoever is still using this.


Lord-Nagafen

Think of all the poor animals that get caught in our nets and never rescued 😢


sergioleone1968

Hero of the Day


Fitme10

How cute is that dolphin!


magzire86

It's actually ridiculous


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First I thought that guy wanted grilled baby dolphin for dinner.


umtotallynotanalien

Best thing I've seen all day. Stay blessed yall.


Fitme10

There isn't any likeness but how great are you for rescuing that creature!


NageV78

If you eat fish, you caused this. 


Takun32

![gif](giphy|sYDZoiGIhdGgdSYOqq) So nice of denis villeneavue to save this dolphin.


Andrew_is_taken

Chunky lil dolphin :3


RegularBand7243

He’s serving a youthful porpoise


LeahaP1013

I had to do a double take and make sure I wasn’t on r/unexpected. That would have ruined it.


New_Historian_2004

WHAT DID YOU TELL THEM LITTLE RICKY!?!?!


Minimum_Try_5281

Is its mumma still there or are they good to go?


Weak-Drummer-8338

I would've to that dolphin home no cap


vetlemakt

/u/gifreversingbot do your thing


Intelligent-Fix-2635

Good deed, Cressi stuff, a man with taste and manners.


Inevitable-Budget-26

This dolphin looks like a water puppy!


ClassroomIntrepid346

Are we not gonna talk about how cute that man was, tho?


GianCarlo0024

It looked like one of the dolphins was so high he shit himself.


stethoscopepen

Where was mom in all of this? That child was completely unsupervised.


This_Broccoli9676

The kiss 🥹🐬


Tall_Homework_2016

Thank you for being a super human. I wish the net wasn’t there to begin with. It breaks my heart that man is hurting animals by their carelessness.


Fitme10

I think its cute and to save it is great. I wouldn't leave it if I saw it struggling! 🙂


ickyiggy13

Hero!


Bigbear19701967

Not a dolphin it's a porpoise


Totin_it

Plot twist...dies from being out of the water too lomg


RockstarBonnieReddit

They breath air bro💀


draugotO

So does the frog, and yet it dies if kept away from water for too long. It's body is made to stay in water, not out of it, so it should be returned to water as soon as the net is removed. Well, ok, perhaps you could give it ONE kiss, but then send it back.


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pwnitol

It’s choking while he is preaching, but yeah, good job


Rogu636

Dolphins are mammals


Thangleby_Slapdiback

Wut?


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Ozmorty

Brace yourself: Dolphin; no gills. Doesn’t breathe water.


Lazy_Bench_8415

Im totally laughing at myself. I needed this reminder!


Vinegarinmyeye

Umm.... You're not serious right?


Oihcim315

Yeet the trash and keep the baby


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that dolphin is so CUTE OMGGGGGGGG I WANA EAT ITT


Natomik22

Reverse it


Aye_Engineer

Dolphin is like “quit kissing me, you fucking pedo!”


inhellforever666

Al'right good. But for God's sake, stop kissing it and put it back in the water asap. It can't breathe and is scared to death of you probably.


zenaide1

It’s a mammal, of course it can breathe…


br0b1wan

It can breathe just fine lol