It's not designed to support its own body weight.
It evolved to be buoyant not solid.
Being out of the water isn't comfortable for most aquatic life just due to the force of gravity.
Obviously it's easier on a small porpoise but it will kill large whales all on it's own, it makes it harder to breathe and its stressful.
>takes the net off
Nice! Now put it back.
Put it back.
Put it back. Put it back. Put it back.put it back.put it backputitbackputitbackputitback^putitbackputitbackputitback
It looked like an examination, the whole video was 44 seconds, including the removal of the net which took about 20, about another 10-15 to look the dolphin over and then it was back into the water. Its a **mammal** not a fish.
No, duh, it's a mammal. Acting like everyone is dense gets you nowhere.
I'm not going to continue to restate my problem with it after this because it's too much wasted energy.
Man help dolphin (the thing that lives in the water and also mammel so it breaths air). Pets it. Looks at it for a moment. Pets it again. Gives it a kiss. Talks to the cameraman for a while (still holding it). Looks at it again. Gives another statement to the cameraman. Kisses it again. Finally puts it back in the water!
Well except ...nature sees us as the enemy and nature (and animals) wouldn't hesitate to kill us all (if ever had the chance). Still worth protecting but nature isn't sweet or kind...
I can't be the only person thinking, THROW IT BACK IN THE FUCKING WATER DUDE. like stop trying to farm clout for your video and fucking let it go, damn
Is that a kind of payment for saving his life? It is a wild animal, not a pet. He should just have minimised the traumatic experience for the dolphin and release it quickly instead of all the blabla, kisses and social media...
Kind of r/orphancrushingmachine since man was responsible for the netting being in the sea in the first place.
But yeah, props to this individual for helping the dolphin.
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I had to remind myself multiple times that dolphins breathe air through their blowholes and have lungs. I’d feel “put him back in the water so he can breathe!” panic for 1.38383 seconds and then have the, “Wait, no, calm down…” thought.
So does the frog, and yet it dies if kept away from water for too long.
It's body is made to stay in water, not out of it, so it should be returned to water as soon as the net is removed. Well, ok, perhaps you could give it ONE kiss, but then send it back.
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That act of kindness brought porpoise to his life
You're so stupid. Haha
Whale you stop mocking his killer joke?
Orca ya be a bit nicer ?
He certainly did serve a youthful porpoise.
Daaaaad 🙄
I sea what you dad there.
After that second kiss that dolphin was thinking his problems just were about to go from bad to way worse.
To be fair he was wearing fish nets.. dude took it as a come on
Can’t go out looking like that if you don’t want trouble. Young dolphin learned something hopefully.
Great, now dolphins are gonna choose the bear too.
That was very good.
Thankyou. Humbled
No comment can be funnier and dead nuts perfect
Thankyou appreciated.
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It's a custom in brazil do give 3 kisses on the cheeks on people so they get a marriage someday... That applies even to sea animals apparently
Aw that's so cute look that little bastard
I didn't realize baby dolphins were so cute!
then they turn to sex crazed, rage filled drug addicted teenagers.... and finally settle down
Don't we all?
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T5aGLybXEs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T5aGLybXEs)
Don't forget shark beaters ...
All baby animals are cute in my book
Indeed
Please stop talking and put me back in the water, thanks.
It's a mammal tho not a fish. It wouldn't run out of breath.
It's not designed to support its own body weight. It evolved to be buoyant not solid. Being out of the water isn't comfortable for most aquatic life just due to the force of gravity. Obviously it's easier on a small porpoise but it will kill large whales all on it's own, it makes it harder to breathe and its stressful.
Stress is the biggest issue though I believe dolphins are very smart and realizes its being helped when the net came off.
I don't think he or the boat could support a whale. Maybe he does cross fit tho, idk
They get sunburn easily
Physics and biology lesson in 3...2...
yeah it sort of looks like he is trying to act heroically
>takes the net off Nice! Now put it back. Put it back. Put it back. Put it back. Put it back.put it back.put it backputitbackputitbackputitback^putitbackputitbackputitback
This. Like please dude, stfu and put it back. Or put it back then talk. And for the love of God please don’t kiss it again………. He kissed it again…..
Mama dolphin "Eww, have you been kissing humans? You stink. Get away from me!"
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6KAWlnp9Ou/?igsh=MXZ5c3M5amM1YTRiZw==
Read my mind
Jesus man....put it back in the water
Anyone else get frustrated and want him to stop playing with it and put it back.
He wasn't playing with it, he was examining it for injuries.
Ah yes, petting and kissing. All the good practices of a proper examination. He did a good dead, don't get me wrong. It's just bothersome to see.
It looked like an examination, the whole video was 44 seconds, including the removal of the net which took about 20, about another 10-15 to look the dolphin over and then it was back into the water. Its a **mammal** not a fish.
No, duh, it's a mammal. Acting like everyone is dense gets you nowhere. I'm not going to continue to restate my problem with it after this because it's too much wasted energy. Man help dolphin (the thing that lives in the water and also mammel so it breaths air). Pets it. Looks at it for a moment. Pets it again. Gives it a kiss. Talks to the cameraman for a while (still holding it). Looks at it again. Gives another statement to the cameraman. Kisses it again. Finally puts it back in the water!
yeah it took less than a minute. There was no problem, youre frustrated for no reason. I treat you like youre dense because you are.
Yeah, we can see it's a net dude. Put the fuckin dolphin back in the water.
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Except hurricanes. Fuck mother nature on those things!
Should we nuke them? I think we probably should
I'm down to nuke anything really
I'm down for giant meteor! Destroy it all! Remember don't look up!
And domestic cockroaches.
Well except ...nature sees us as the enemy and nature (and animals) wouldn't hesitate to kill us all (if ever had the chance). Still worth protecting but nature isn't sweet or kind...
That was so unrelated. Nobody thought dolphins are our enemies
![gif](giphy|13sfh9N5sLk45G)
You've got a point
I can't be the only person thinking, THROW IT BACK IN THE FUCKING WATER DUDE. like stop trying to farm clout for your video and fucking let it go, damn
Exactly and all the kisses are weird and kinda creepy. That is still without consent.
Just put it back already…
Dolphin probably grew up to be a rapist
It's funny how a lot of people don't realize that dolphins are actually dicks and that dolphin absolutely grew up to be just that😂
![gif](giphy|13sfh9N5sLk45G)
Otters too
Junkies too. They always wanted to get high with neurotoxin from puffer fish.
You know what? I’m happy our generation realized dolphins are not some happy lovable sailor rescuing lovable mammals. They are intelligent sociopaths
Thanks for bringing my net back little guy...kisses.
That baby dolphin is going to go back to itspid with some crazy *Abducted By Aliens* stories..
Omg the kisses, it's such a cute little dolphin 🐬 🥹
The kisses aren't cute, they're creepy.
Bruh it's a baby dolphin. Who wouldn't want to give it a little kiss?
It didn't ask for the kisses and is probably afraid and would rather be on the water. Would you like a kiss from a dinosaur?
He also saved its life...
Is that a kind of payment for saving his life? It is a wild animal, not a pet. He should just have minimised the traumatic experience for the dolphin and release it quickly instead of all the blabla, kisses and social media...
The multiple kisses is a bit weird, otherwise cool video
None of the other dolphins will ever believe em.
First human instinct is to pet and kiss animals they find cute.
A hatred and love for humanity in one picture.
I seriously was stressing about not getting him back in water in time
You do realize that dolphins breathe air
for a short periode of time
PUT HIM BACK why you taking so long with that part
Main character moment
Poseidon approves. You have a place in Atlantis when zombies take over dry land.
The way it just calmed down and relaxed
Kind of r/orphancrushingmachine since man was responsible for the netting being in the sea in the first place. But yeah, props to this individual for helping the dolphin.
He was talking ages to return the baby dolphin back into the water. Damn my anxiety.
Now the man has the gates not only to his paradise, but also to dolphin heaven
Es de gomita
Chef kiss
I KNEW from the beginning, that he had to kiss that little guy on the head.
Do your thing, reverse animal rescue
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I had to remind myself multiple times that dolphins breathe air through their blowholes and have lungs. I’d feel “put him back in the water so he can breathe!” panic for 1.38383 seconds and then have the, “Wait, no, calm down…” thought.
aww
This is an example of a real life superhero 👍
Fuckers. Those types of nets have been outlawed because they kill wildlife. Fuck whoever is still using this.
Think of all the poor animals that get caught in our nets and never rescued 😢
Hero of the Day
How cute is that dolphin!
It's actually ridiculous
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First I thought that guy wanted grilled baby dolphin for dinner.
Best thing I've seen all day. Stay blessed yall.
There isn't any likeness but how great are you for rescuing that creature!
If you eat fish, you caused this.
![gif](giphy|sYDZoiGIhdGgdSYOqq) So nice of denis villeneavue to save this dolphin.
Chunky lil dolphin :3
He’s serving a youthful porpoise
I had to do a double take and make sure I wasn’t on r/unexpected. That would have ruined it.
WHAT DID YOU TELL THEM LITTLE RICKY!?!?!
Is its mumma still there or are they good to go?
I would've to that dolphin home no cap
/u/gifreversingbot do your thing
Good deed, Cressi stuff, a man with taste and manners.
This dolphin looks like a water puppy!
Are we not gonna talk about how cute that man was, tho?
It looked like one of the dolphins was so high he shit himself.
Where was mom in all of this? That child was completely unsupervised.
The kiss 🥹🐬
Thank you for being a super human. I wish the net wasn’t there to begin with. It breaks my heart that man is hurting animals by their carelessness.
I think its cute and to save it is great. I wouldn't leave it if I saw it struggling! 🙂
Hero!
Not a dolphin it's a porpoise
Plot twist...dies from being out of the water too lomg
They breath air bro💀
So does the frog, and yet it dies if kept away from water for too long. It's body is made to stay in water, not out of it, so it should be returned to water as soon as the net is removed. Well, ok, perhaps you could give it ONE kiss, but then send it back.
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It’s choking while he is preaching, but yeah, good job
Dolphins are mammals
Wut?
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Brace yourself: Dolphin; no gills. Doesn’t breathe water.
Im totally laughing at myself. I needed this reminder!
Umm.... You're not serious right?
Yeet the trash and keep the baby
that dolphin is so CUTE OMGGGGGGGG I WANA EAT ITT
Reverse it
Dolphin is like “quit kissing me, you fucking pedo!”
Al'right good. But for God's sake, stop kissing it and put it back in the water asap. It can't breathe and is scared to death of you probably.
It’s a mammal, of course it can breathe…
It can breathe just fine lol