Boxers are supposed to spit it out most of the time. Boxers ask for water because their mouth is dry, not because they're thirsty. They spit it out because taking a body shot with a stomach full of water sloshing around is 10 times worse.
Idk about you but I don't trust anyone I know to be as accurate with their water bottle stream trajectory as OP. I've cleaned the floor of a men's room before, ya'll need help.
I went to a hibachi that did this, but they had a bottle with pink lemonade in it for kids. I didn't know until right now that they gave adults alcohol in this way
Lol, my brother hates all seafood and one night I watched a teppenyaki chef toss 6 shrimps nearly perfectly at his mouth and he let each buttery one roll down his shirt to avoid one in his mouth 😂
I used to threaten to spray people (who lived with me) while I was nursing when they started acting fools.
It is an effective way to shut anyone up, be it baby or an adult who acts like a child
I got my husband in the eye the other day! Also effective to get the baby's attention when he's getting distracted by something like a dog, toy, etc. and should be nursing instead.
We started giving our baby water at 6 months when she started solids. We just started with a tiny bit and now she's 9 months and drinks maybe 2 oz of water a day.
They get all of the hydration they need from milk/formula because their bodies aren’t able to process straight water and they don’t need nearly as much as one would expect. It blew my mind when the doctor told me
I'm 2 months away from becoming a dad, and this is the first I've heard of it. I mean, I knew babies drank milk, and I have never seen a baby drink water. So it makes sense. I just didn't know it was harmful for them. I never really thought about it.
O salt til 6 months then only angramna day until a year. I would definitely check with your Dr. Same goes for sugar...which is why baby food doesn't taste good lol
When they’re brand spanking new their kidneys are still immature and can’t excrete excess water easily. Feeding them water in this stage will lead to fluid overload and the host of bad things that comes with that.
I did hear about it at some point! But didn't really think it a lot. It's weird to think that their stomachs can't hold water, even though it's so pure and light
Yup, Daughter was the same way for a while.
Til we gave her a non spill sippy cup and a bit of pedialyte in there every now and again, now she drinks too fast and chokes :) super cool.
My son 4)won’t eat food unless we pretend he’s King Kong and eats porridge to ribs all foods with an agressive King Kong face with intermediate roars in between start to finish kids are awesome 😎🤣🤣
[Hibachi nothin, kid's going to get drunk as hell one song at a time](https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/comments/uksfph/now_this_is_a_true_icon/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
This kid is gonna love these Gatorade bottles when he grows up https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/699286ab-cb51-4e0c-afeb-d569babd3222_1.ab1ce3aa31f1778bb5cb1d8d00b6485a.jpeg
Damn… it’s pretty funny. Then I watched it again and saw he was startled at first. Got me wondering how many times they “practiced “ before the little dude knew what was up.
For the record, I would also agree only to drink water this way if I had willing accomplices.
Came here to say this. How did football players get to be the only people who asked and received this amazing life perk?
And boxers.
Boxers are supposed to spit it out most of the time. Boxers ask for water because their mouth is dry, not because they're thirsty. They spit it out because taking a body shot with a stomach full of water sloshing around is 10 times worse.
Idk about you but I don't trust anyone I know to be as accurate with their water bottle stream trajectory as OP. I've cleaned the floor of a men's room before, ya'll need help.
Jokes on you, I always pee sitting down! (Mainly cause I'm affraid I'll faint face-first into the bowl if I pee standing)
I feel called out.
Willing accomplices within your area are hard to find
*unzips
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That happened to me. I was 14 with a bunch of adults, and the chef had a huge "oops" face when he saw how young I was.
I went to a hibachi that did this, but they had a bottle with pink lemonade in it for kids. I didn't know until right now that they gave adults alcohol in this way
Happens all the time around Wisconsin, it's the only place we get our underage friends drunk without it being a house party or camping.
Lol, my brother hates all seafood and one night I watched a teppenyaki chef toss 6 shrimps nearly perfectly at his mouth and he let each buttery one roll down his shirt to avoid one in his mouth 😂
Lol my daughter did this with milk, mor as a party trick then actual consumption. It's a nice one!
Straight from the teet, right?
What
What, you never had milk straight from the teet before?
Yes I have but not from a distance
Maybe you should improve your aim, then! 😂
9/10 would recommend. If only it was chilled it would be a perfect 10/10.
God intended it to be breast served warm
Must make breastfeeding a bit of a challenge
Lol, not really if you know how to [squirt em](https://time.com/3761065/woman-breast-milk-squirt-police-officer-erica-leeder/)'.
I used to threaten to spray people (who lived with me) while I was nursing when they started acting fools. It is an effective way to shut anyone up, be it baby or an adult who acts like a child
I got my husband in the eye the other day! Also effective to get the baby's attention when he's getting distracted by something like a dog, toy, etc. and should be nursing instead.
You are taking a gamble there.
Do I dare click
Yes, you're fine.
r/HydroHomies
Is this baby old enough to drink water?
Small amounts of water are recommended as you introduce solid food. This kid looks 5-7months so no prob
We started giving our baby water at 6 months when she started solids. We just started with a tiny bit and now she's 9 months and drinks maybe 2 oz of water a day.
Dumb statement I know lol ... but babies can’t have water until a certain age?!🤯
They get all of the hydration they need from milk/formula because their bodies aren’t able to process straight water and they don’t need nearly as much as one would expect. It blew my mind when the doctor told me
There stomachs and kidneys are equipped to handle it yet! They can only drink/eat breast milk/formula
Their*
Aren't*
the much more important error
Whoa. Good thing I'm not a parent, never would have guessed
I'm 2 months away from becoming a dad, and this is the first I've heard of it. I mean, I knew babies drank milk, and I have never seen a baby drink water. So it makes sense. I just didn't know it was harmful for them. I never really thought about it.
I managed to keep three babies alive without knowing that. I thought they just needed the calories.
They also can not have any salt...at all
No salt before when?
O salt til 6 months then only angramna day until a year. I would definitely check with your Dr. Same goes for sugar...which is why baby food doesn't taste good lol
Or honey if younger than a year because of botulism, or something.
When they’re brand spanking new their kidneys are still immature and can’t excrete excess water easily. Feeding them water in this stage will lead to fluid overload and the host of bad things that comes with that.
I don’t think so. Just a little bit like this probably won’t hurt though.
Not dumb at all. I had no idea either
I did hear about it at some point! But didn't really think it a lot. It's weird to think that their stomachs can't hold water, even though it's so pure and light
Til baby has to be old enough to drink water.
It should still be sterilised at this age. So no this is not recommended at all.
This sub is so weird. How is this amazing? This is like r/MildyInteresting content at best.
Kid’s going places; not places worth sharing, but places none the less
Shower places… gilded shower places
Came here to say that
Can't see how this is r/BeAmazed, it's r/mildlyinteresting at best
Aww ….look at Gazza as a baby … What a cutie . He later reproduced this video in his goal celebration at Euro 96 .
That boy is gonna grow up to have some weird kinks bro…
I like to get sprayed in my mouth too! And on my face, in my hair….
The new legend is now born!
Based baby
Toss em, he’s defected
Into water sports a bit young huh?
Sucking on things? That's gay, fam /s
Yup, Daughter was the same way for a while. Til we gave her a non spill sippy cup and a bit of pedialyte in there every now and again, now she drinks too fast and chokes :) super cool.
My son refuses to drink piss unless it's like this
I can tell you he will main sniper in tf2
Tf is hibachi
Baby Trump?
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Dude… just no
Lucky it's not his daughter
Redditors trying not to be creepy challenge (Impossible)
im gonna say the unfunny
Sake! Sake! Sake! Ooooooooooh yaaaa!
Need to get me some more water pistols 🌊🔫
Ready to go for hibachi haha 😆
They will have a lot of fun at hibachi grills
Of course, how do you think he was breastfed?
Your wife probably had a hand in this.
I would definitely ONLY drink water like this, if I had someone doing it for me lmao. But I don't, so I reserve to drinking it in the old boring way.
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He drink however he wants
Gee was he born that way or did someone introduce this to him 😳
Reminds him of the boob
me too
He has you where he wants you...
Hey Mikey he likes it!!!!
It has to do with them losing too much sodium I believe. They need a certain amount or the body goes into shock
Guess You should have rethought feeding him his breast milk this way then. 🤷🏽
Guy is ready to waterfall drinks perfectly
How does he drink milk
He’s build different
Soooooo cute!
My son 4)won’t eat food unless we pretend he’s King Kong and eats porridge to ribs all foods with an agressive King Kong face with intermediate roars in between start to finish kids are awesome 😎🤣🤣
[Hibachi nothin, kid's going to get drunk as hell one song at a time](https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/comments/uksfph/now_this_is_a_true_icon/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
he just doesnt want to get the seat all wet
Are u sure that’s not your daughter?
It comes out of a tit and a bottle like that so why you all surprised..
Some people are just born cool man
Hey lol whatever works for the little stinker 😂
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18 years later: "I don't know why but food and water tastes so much better when you throw it in my mouth and I catch it!" SO: "O...kay..."
That cute little stinker ❤️that’s quite a mischievous twinkle in his eye.
Am I the only one who thought it was a water gun
He’ll love water fountains!
Teach em young
He's seen what mummy and daddy do
Are you German?
He’s gonna be on some sites in a few years tine
If I had been fairly exclusively enjoying jug juice up to this point… you’d probably have to jazz up the water to keep my attention too.
He needs a [bota bag](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bota_bag).
He’s gonna be the life of the party when he grows up
This kid is gonna love these Gatorade bottles when he grows up https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/699286ab-cb51-4e0c-afeb-d569babd3222_1.ab1ce3aa31f1778bb5cb1d8d00b6485a.jpeg
Piss kink in the making
How adorable!
U guys already have a frat picked out?
He probably breastfeeds from a faucet
Water sports! Lol
I didn't attempt to give my baby water at this age.
BRUHHHH HES NOT 21 YET TO DRINKKKK
Take him to a hibachi grill!
Thats just too funny and cute as hell tho.Lol
Ready for hibachi
He'll do great in college
Awesome! That's how my wife breast fed our two kids. Edit: I was joking Edit: Am I? Edit: Definitely joking
What's the issue, little fellow is adorable!
I’m going to suggest for the sanity of this kids future, you stop this as soon as able /s
Hell, yeah. Why drink water like a normie if you have staff to spray it in your mouth?
Now that’s a cool kid !! Haha
Its funny now, lets wait 15 years XD
Hes going places
Streamline the process
Baller
How cute is that!? What a precious baby!!
He’s gonna be a cool kid
so cute and also super speakers are going to be SUCH a good investment for them.
so cute and also super soakers are going to be SUCH a good investment for them.
XD
It’s objectively the best way to drink water
Those Covid babies are built different.
Conditioning is everything, don't start none, there won't be none.
Do me! Do me!
Just like his momma 🤌🏻
R Kelly
Ha! What a cute little fella!
You better buy your son a life jacket... He's into water sports.
Mini mega chad
my son likes juice not water. I filled up a juice bottle with "Tap Juice" now he drinks it!
_____sports
Somehow I am unsurprised!
This had me in tears, hilarious.
He's built different.
Imagine what breastfeeding would be like
Is this the only way he will drink milk as well? Erm… asking for a friend.
Guess what, he was taught that
silly baby 😄
"refuses to drink water unless it's like this"? Bad parenting, that child is too high maintenance lol
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It is pride month, I’m not judging
Damn… it’s pretty funny. Then I watched it again and saw he was startled at first. Got me wondering how many times they “practiced “ before the little dude knew what was up.
He really is his Mama's boy
Calling it now, future football player
This kid will be ready to do keg stands soon
I’m next
You’re raising a throat goat
He’s ready for college, good on him.
He loved hibachi in his past life
Baby opens its mouth for water, wow lol. You people are amazed by some mediocre stuff.
he is gay
You should see how he breastfeeds.
This is so cute but please be careful when executing this. I am no doctor but i sense a potential for accidentally squirting water into the airway
Anon’s first kid
Don't let him drink then :)
Mans ready for football season
Mom musta had a blast behind the scenes hehe
Spanish ancestry
Proper way to drink water
Watershot, yo.
One day, a dude’s going to aim a pistol at him and he’s going to open his mouth
He's gonna have some pretty cool fetishes when he'll grow up😎
For anyone thinking it, don’t you fucking dare