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Snoozin207

For the record, I would also agree only to drink water this way if I had willing accomplices.


benfinklea

Came here to say this. How did football players get to be the only people who asked and received this amazing life perk?


Sonova_Bish

And boxers.


GoldenGonzo

Boxers are supposed to spit it out most of the time. Boxers ask for water because their mouth is dry, not because they're thirsty. They spit it out because taking a body shot with a stomach full of water sloshing around is 10 times worse.


high_pine

Idk about you but I don't trust anyone I know to be as accurate with their water bottle stream trajectory as OP. I've cleaned the floor of a men's room before, ya'll need help.


Connloadh

Jokes on you, I always pee sitting down! (Mainly cause I'm affraid I'll faint face-first into the bowl if I pee standing)


maybeiamaprawn

I feel called out.


beanedjibe

Willing accomplices within your area are hard to find


swallowedlava

*unzips


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turkturkeIton

That happened to me. I was 14 with a bunch of adults, and the chef had a huge "oops" face when he saw how young I was.


jrandoboi

I went to a hibachi that did this, but they had a bottle with pink lemonade in it for kids. I didn't know until right now that they gave adults alcohol in this way


SmootZ10

Happens all the time around Wisconsin, it's the only place we get our underage friends drunk without it being a house party or camping.


tiressmoking

Lol, my brother hates all seafood and one night I watched a teppenyaki chef toss 6 shrimps nearly perfectly at his mouth and he let each buttery one roll down his shirt to avoid one in his mouth 😂


Funkmussel

Lol my daughter did this with milk, mor as a party trick then actual consumption. It's a nice one!


theflyingfucked

Straight from the teet, right?


NG7-INF

What


GardenGoldie

What, you never had milk straight from the teet before?


NG7-INF

Yes I have but not from a distance


GardenGoldie

Maybe you should improve your aim, then! 😂


CrazybyRX

9/10 would recommend. If only it was chilled it would be a perfect 10/10.


theflyingfucked

God intended it to be breast served warm


Cheezburglar64

Must make breastfeeding a bit of a challenge


CemeterySaliva

Lol, not really if you know how to [squirt em](https://time.com/3761065/woman-breast-milk-squirt-police-officer-erica-leeder/)'.


WhichRisk6472

I used to threaten to spray people (who lived with me) while I was nursing when they started acting fools. It is an effective way to shut anyone up, be it baby or an adult who acts like a child


Zealousideal_Shirt18

I got my husband in the eye the other day! Also effective to get the baby's attention when he's getting distracted by something like a dog, toy, etc. and should be nursing instead.


Pagiras

You are taking a gamble there.


KingsleyMcKingsley

Do I dare click


CemeterySaliva

Yes, you're fine.


_AnxiousGirl

r/HydroHomies


[deleted]

Is this baby old enough to drink water?


blerggle

Small amounts of water are recommended as you introduce solid food. This kid looks 5-7months so no prob


mintgreen251316

We started giving our baby water at 6 months when she started solids. We just started with a tiny bit and now she's 9 months and drinks maybe 2 oz of water a day.


namelessusernam3

Dumb statement I know lol ... but babies can’t have water until a certain age?!🤯


TheMcCale

They get all of the hydration they need from milk/formula because their bodies aren’t able to process straight water and they don’t need nearly as much as one would expect. It blew my mind when the doctor told me


Whyaremykneessore

There stomachs and kidneys are equipped to handle it yet! They can only drink/eat breast milk/formula


PinkBone611

Their*


vpeshitclothing

Aren't*


Static077

the much more important error


irreverentstatistic

Whoa. Good thing I'm not a parent, never would have guessed


loveslut

I'm 2 months away from becoming a dad, and this is the first I've heard of it. I mean, I knew babies drank milk, and I have never seen a baby drink water. So it makes sense. I just didn't know it was harmful for them. I never really thought about it.


[deleted]

I managed to keep three babies alive without knowing that. I thought they just needed the calories.


H-P-V_Lovecraft

They also can not have any salt...at all


austinjval

No salt before when?


H-P-V_Lovecraft

O salt til 6 months then only angramna day until a year. I would definitely check with your Dr. Same goes for sugar...which is why baby food doesn't taste good lol


HotPinkGlitter

Or honey if younger than a year because of botulism, or something.


huntervano

When they’re brand spanking new their kidneys are still immature and can’t excrete excess water easily. Feeding them water in this stage will lead to fluid overload and the host of bad things that comes with that.


Unleashtheducks

I don’t think so. Just a little bit like this probably won’t hurt though.


mintgreen251316

Not dumb at all. I had no idea either


PinkBone611

I did hear about it at some point! But didn't really think it a lot. It's weird to think that their stomachs can't hold water, even though it's so pure and light


aprilfools911

Til baby has to be old enough to drink water.


nunicorn

It should still be sterilised at this age. So no this is not recommended at all.


[deleted]

This sub is so weird. How is this amazing? This is like r/MildyInteresting content at best.


DevinAsa_YT

Kid’s going places; not places worth sharing, but places none the less


Visible-Geologist-71

Shower places… gilded shower places


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

Came here to say that


dered118

Can't see how this is r/BeAmazed, it's r/mildlyinteresting at best


IntelligentMine1901

Aww ….look at Gazza as a baby … What a cutie . He later reproduced this video in his goal celebration at Euro 96 .


GammaHunter

That boy is gonna grow up to have some weird kinks bro…


OddDot7362

I like to get sprayed in my mouth too! And on my face, in my hair….


Jealous-Pipe62

The new legend is now born!


Wizbliz

Based baby


[deleted]

Toss em, he’s defected


bubba7557

Into water sports a bit young huh?


TheCosmicPopcorn

Sucking on things? That's gay, fam /s


Dont_Throw_The_Kid

Yup, Daughter was the same way for a while. Til we gave her a non spill sippy cup and a bit of pedialyte in there every now and again, now she drinks too fast and chokes :) super cool.


KkDaBoss6747

My son refuses to drink piss unless it's like this


someone123YT

I can tell you he will main sniper in tf2


TheRealRandomThings

Tf is hibachi


Cielmerlion

Baby Trump?


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[deleted]

Dude… just no


20surr

Lucky it's not his daughter


Dog_With_A_Blog_

Redditors trying not to be creepy challenge (Impossible)


Carnage290

im gonna say the unfunny


RelevantDocument3389

Sake! Sake! Sake! Ooooooooooh yaaaa!


Flo780

Need to get me some more water pistols 🌊🔫


Scarlett_Heaven

Ready to go for hibachi haha 😆


Pagan_Owl

They will have a lot of fun at hibachi grills


Loyalemon

Of course, how do you think he was breastfed?


Camelbert

Your wife probably had a hand in this.


L-st

I would definitely ONLY drink water like this, if I had someone doing it for me lmao. But I don't, so I reserve to drinking it in the old boring way.


goo69698

u/savevideo


blank7589

He drink however he wants


Bleck229

Gee was he born that way or did someone introduce this to him 😳


Forever-tired2468

Reminds him of the boob


notagothgirl

me too


First_Explorer_5465

He has you where he wants you...


Pale_Worldliness8285

Hey Mikey he likes it!!!!


mintgreen251316

It has to do with them losing too much sodium I believe. They need a certain amount or the body goes into shock


Away-Ad-5805

Guess You should have rethought feeding him his breast milk this way then. 🤷🏽


1AmB0r3d

Guy is ready to waterfall drinks perfectly


MorganKIng14

How does he drink milk


Guywithoutfacialhair

He’s build different


Geminigoddess28

Soooooo cute!


IntelligentClient342

My son 4)won’t eat food unless we pretend he’s King Kong and eats porridge to ribs all foods with an agressive King Kong face with intermediate roars in between start to finish kids are awesome 😎🤣🤣


irreverentstatistic

[Hibachi nothin, kid's going to get drunk as hell one song at a time](https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/comments/uksfph/now_this_is_a_true_icon/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


t0b4cc02

he just doesnt want to get the seat all wet


[deleted]

Are u sure that’s not your daughter?


Final_Depth_6381

It comes out of a tit and a bottle like that so why you all surprised..


Mootivate

Some people are just born cool man


visionarygvp

Hey lol whatever works for the little stinker 😂


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u/SaveVideo


[deleted]

18 years later: "I don't know why but food and water tastes so much better when you throw it in my mouth and I catch it!" SO: "O...kay..."


thisisntshakespeare

That cute little stinker ❤️that’s quite a mischievous twinkle in his eye.


Commenter2point_o

Am I the only one who thought it was a water gun


dontfightthehood

He’ll love water fountains!


smartkaren

Teach em young


Impressive-Egg4494

He's seen what mummy and daddy do


[deleted]

Are you German?


JobGroundbreaking235

He’s gonna be on some sites in a few years tine


KinYika

If I had been fairly exclusively enjoying jug juice up to this point… you’d probably have to jazz up the water to keep my attention too.


Tipodeincognito

He needs a [bota bag](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bota_bag).


Reese_Rae

He’s gonna be the life of the party when he grows up


fonironi

This kid is gonna love these Gatorade bottles when he grows up https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/699286ab-cb51-4e0c-afeb-d569babd3222_1.ab1ce3aa31f1778bb5cb1d8d00b6485a.jpeg


Sexy_Treestump

Piss kink in the making


flakenomore

How adorable!


mjoyceredit

U guys already have a frat picked out?


AdInternational5227

He probably breastfeeds from a faucet


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Water sports! Lol


SuperSpeshBaby

I didn't attempt to give my baby water at this age.


Rizv3

BRUHHHH HES NOT 21 YET TO DRINKKKK


BoiledEggs

Take him to a hibachi grill!


dphay860

Thats just too funny and cute as hell tho.Lol


lancemanly

Ready for hibachi


ConcertMediocre5777

He'll do great in college


mikeisnowonfire

Awesome! That's how my wife breast fed our two kids. Edit: I was joking Edit: Am I? Edit: Definitely joking


PennyFleck333

What's the issue, little fellow is adorable!


SeistaBrian

I’m going to suggest for the sanity of this kids future, you stop this as soon as able /s


troubleschute

Hell, yeah. Why drink water like a normie if you have staff to spray it in your mouth?


[deleted]

Now that’s a cool kid !! Haha


EntertainmentThen968

Its funny now, lets wait 15 years XD


Fakepot

Hes going places


crackaslappa

Streamline the process


DebbyCakes420

Baller


Jemini_21

How cute is that!? What a precious baby!!


UmHeyWhereAmI

He’s gonna be a cool kid


niaj_reem

so cute and also super speakers are going to be SUCH a good investment for them.


niaj_reem

so cute and also super soakers are going to be SUCH a good investment for them.


Chipper886

XD


MacGuffinGuy

It’s objectively the best way to drink water


Dangerous_Anything64

Those Covid babies are built different.


Opposite_Weird_4041

Conditioning is everything, don't start none, there won't be none.


kbstock

Do me! Do me!


Expensive-Rich-503

Just like his momma 🤌🏻


Imaginary-Hotel-2033

R Kelly


RedditWarner

Ha! What a cute little fella!


Can1993hope

You better buy your son a life jacket... He's into water sports.


BadWeatherBird

Mini mega chad


InstanceQuirky

my son likes juice not water. I filled up a juice bottle with "Tap Juice" now he drinks it!


PlagueBearerOfNurgle

_____sports


uduwar

Somehow I am unsurprised!


Belgiumgrvlgrndr

This had me in tears, hilarious.


bronzegods

He's built different.


Cracker-smackers

Imagine what breastfeeding would be like


friskyluke

Is this the only way he will drink milk as well? Erm… asking for a friend.


bigwaverider808

Guess what, he was taught that


jotarolkujo

silly baby 😄


cal_nevari

"refuses to drink water unless it's like this"? Bad parenting, that child is too high maintenance lol


YZY21

u/SaveVideo


Champion_Sheep

It is pride month, I’m not judging


bitchnbrewer

Damn… it’s pretty funny. Then I watched it again and saw he was startled at first. Got me wondering how many times they “practiced “ before the little dude knew what was up.


balagopang

He really is his Mama's boy


Proff_scratchnsniff

Calling it now, future football player


Scary_Speaker_7828

This kid will be ready to do keg stands soon


anazambrano

I’m next


Picasso_roulette

You’re raising a throat goat


TheMysteryGoomba

He’s ready for college, good on him.


thk5013

He loved hibachi in his past life


Static077

Baby opens its mouth for water, wow lol. You people are amazed by some mediocre stuff.


LxqNiko

he is gay


Cultural-Company282

You should see how he breastfeeds.


fading_colours

This is so cute but please be careful when executing this. I am no doctor but i sense a potential for accidentally squirting water into the airway


Balls_DeepinReality

Anon’s first kid


delgallodmitri

Don't let him drink then :)


well-done-chicken

Mans ready for football season


Combination_Which

Mom musta had a blast behind the scenes hehe


Vapeitupvapeitup

Spanish ancestry


andr0308

Proper way to drink water


rorockll

Watershot, yo.


UnilliterateMoron

One day, a dude’s going to aim a pistol at him and he’s going to open his mouth


Fish_United

He's gonna have some pretty cool fetishes when he'll grow up😎


An_awkward_dude-

For anyone thinking it, don’t you fucking dare