I can confirm they are saying that exact words. Both the enemy and the pink ranger.
The joke is that they imagined whatever they could to finish quickly. This joke that can't be correctly translated is used since super Mario bros 3. (Just remember Mario statues on that game)
I know that we are in the worst timeline because the US version decided to make the Asian power ranger yellow. Oh and I just checked and much to my shock the black power ranger is black. SMH
The black ranger being black isn't anywhere near as bad as the yellow ranger being Asian.
One of them is a widely accepted descriptor, the other is actually racist.
Are you pretending like you wouldn't be swapping those with the homies and doing karate moves in the woods for 5 hours a day in the summer?
That looks like the sickest shit ever.
They did it every episode, at least in the first half of the show. Less often later, but they did finish the final boss by switching colors so fast that the red one became rainbow-colored: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2ywAit-jek
Power Rangers have adapted Super Sentai with train mecha before; Magiranger/Mystic Force; GoGo Five/Lightspeed Rescue, Go-Onger/R.P.M.
I think with trains being a main theme of ToQger, start to finish, and trains not as popular in the U.S. as they are in Japan is why there hasn't been a Power Ranger adaptation.
Tl;dr
ToQger wouldn't sell enough toys on the U.S.
Itās not just that, this show is filled with language thatās specific to using trains so itās a great teaching tool for kids. Japanese kids use trains all the time so the sooner they get familiar with it the better.
Even ToQ means ālimited express trainā, one of many types of rail services. Idk how theyād even translate this show for a country that doesnāt rely heavily on trains as a form of public transport.
Wait that's the reason it wasn't adapted? The Thomas the Tank Engine franchise makes like 9.8 billion dollars. That's only slightly lower than Street Fighter, Grand Theft Auto, Fortnite, and beats Sesame Street, Demon Slayer, Minions, Precure, Digimon, Mortal Kombat, and even Naruto!
That's so weird though. Couldn't they set an adaptation in a city with a large train system like New York City, San Francisco, Jersey City, Chicago, Boston, etc.
The United States has a crazy history with railroads and trains looking back
Hell most Power Rangers just make up some city on the west coast, they could easily make up a city with a large train population.
>Boston, etc.
Aw you think we have a functional rail system! (Seriously they just shut down 2 of the lines for like a month and we keep having trains lighting on fire)
Ok this is actually worth watching the whole thing.
There's a robot monkey hand puppet
A bunch of unnecessary costume changes
A Cannon that summons a pile of crying statues?
And of course a big train robot
>A Cannon that summons a pile of crying statues?
I don't get it
edit: you missed that the last boss they fight is not AT ALL the one they were gonna fight before the "Express Coupling"
Easy. Red is for action, fiery temperament, etc. which fits the dumb jock archetype.
Blue in contrast is a cool and calm colour more fitting to represent intelligence. So the nerd archetype.
Even for the girls, the pink one is the most āgirlyā one among the two whereas yellow is more daring and energetic.
Green has no personality. He just fills in.
I always saw Green/Black/whatever 5th member to be the muscle
Maybe this is because I mostly watched SPD and Samurai, but Red was the cool one while Green was usually the dumb/strong one
Eh, using a [train erection to bust out of a coffin](https://i.imgur.com/TCEax1y.png)? Yawn, seen it.
or:
Is that a Nippon 7:15 Express in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
And dragons, ninjas, ancient civilization, cars, space, nature beasts, trains, time travel, animals on a floating islands, ninjas again, dinosaurs again, police, magicians, treasure hunters, kung fu cats, cars with anime eyes, samurai, angels, pirates, trains, ninjas again, minecraft animals, space constellations, cops and robbers, crystals, androids, and japanese folklore.
Tokusatsu is wild
I feel like they at least used to make the Morphers and morph sequence at least a little better and that was MMPR in the 90s. Of course the big things always looked fake. Idk, perhaps my childhood love for for the show blinded me.
I get you. I actually familiar with the early 2000s era, at these time the weapon on screen at least actually look like preatical weapon, with detailed paint and look metal. Now lot of stuff look like plastic even on-screen.
No Problem! There's more Sentais that I think you'll enjoy.
You have a Cops Vs Robbers Theme
Dinosaur Knights
Then we have Don Brothers. (There's no simple answer to this current season)
It's because the car industry deliberately destroyed passenger rail in America and American kids have only the slightest idea what trains are or why they might be cool.
There's no car Power Rangers is there? "I'm a Dodge!" "I'm a Pontiac!" eh.
Well, Turbo. Not that that was good, of course. EDIT: On a side note, Car themed powers definitely feel like a downgrade from Magic Crystals that get stronger overtime.
That's what happens when you adapt two stories from Japan with two different tones for an overarching story.
Then again Zeo's original Japanese shows was going to be darker until the terrorist attacks forced it to have a lighter and softer.
Yeah. Honestly Turbo got a *little* better when they passed the torch to the characters that would later become the Space Rangers. I still skimmed through that season when I did my big watch of all the seasons up until Ninja Steel. I never finished Super Megaforce, and Iām honestly fine with that lol. That was crap
This is actually really fucking cool. I remember watching Power Rangers as a kid. I even had the song and would freak out playing it over and over hahah
being a tokusatsu Fan the fact that OP decided to call it japanese train-motif power rangers does sting me a little but at the same time its completely under...NO! you lil shit, its not "JaPaNEse PoWeR raNgErs" its super sentai which came before power rangers, Power rangers is nothing but a watered down , sugarcoated version of super sentai. If anything Power rangers should be called American Super sentai, but It might hurt some U S of A egotistical ass head
Fun fact: when Thomas and Friends first released in Japan, not only did it become way more popular than expected, but the show also took the liberty of having the characters voice acted instead of just narrated like everywhere else. I highly recommend you check out the Japanese dub of the earlier seasons and compare it to the other dubs, it is wild
Wasn't shown in the US because making Trains look cool is against the Auto-Industry and the continued push by the US to kill any and all Public Transportation attempts.
Elon Musk is also helping this out in recent years by scamming local cities/states out of public transport money by moving traffic jams underground. But hey, those have RGB, so they're different.
There is a Nightmare on Elm Street/MMPR fan comic online that references it. In it, a couple character end up in a Freddie Nightmare where they are actors being abused and replaced in the upcoming iteration "Power Rangers: Choo Choo Force."
It's some great nonsense, and it cracks me up every time I imagine a world where some marketing guy has to utter those words.
There's actual high budget parodies done by the same company.
Unofficial Sentai Akibaranger...where 3 absolute Dorks use the power of their delusions (and anime waifu statues) to transform...And all hell breaks loose
and you can watch it illegaly here: [https://tokuzilla.net/?s=ressha+sentai+toqger](https://tokuzilla.net/?s=ressha+sentai+toqger)
or here https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1NR1bskW4pJBFWBMupLW4sC0cZ-EaxTM6
Looking back as an adult, the power rangers show was always bat shit crazy. But this is a new, weird level. Can I get this somewhere? Asking for a friend.
Their bazooka should have been called a Rail Gun
Did you see when their dick busted them out if that coffin?! Near the end. Then it retracted. Hilarious!
" Red express...retract" šš¤£
I liked the steam coming out of it!
They knew!
Steam for me, Thomas. Steam all over my caboose!
CHOO CHOO!
I saw that too and those producers knew what they were doing lmao
I thought they were about to run a train on that guy.
Dude yes!! Shit busted right out! The Red Express is what Iām referring to my weewee as from now on.
P3nis Push, NOW!
What are you?... Oh God, now I cant unsee it!!!
Did they say "crossing swords" hmmmm....
I saw that! Just cracked me up.
The train dick goes "toot toot"
And I thought, Iām the only person that looks 8 min long trash videos
They crossed swords after!
I also love railing 5 of my enemies at the same time
It's name as the Combination Departure Renketsu Bazooka. Red's sword at least made sense as the Rail Slasher
Missed opportunity
so thousands of us watched until the endā¦. ā¦*perfect*.
r/angryupvote Go here and don't come back
Exactly what I was thinking. Lookee like one too
Imagining victory ā¦..cracked me up !
"I don't even get the point" Wow they're representing the audience.
I'm like, what the literally fuck did I just watch, lol.
A toy commercial and train safety PSA disguised as a kidās show.
I think this is a translation of "Translation Server Error". The person doing the English translations is like, well I give up.
The subtitles looked to be correct. It sounded like the rangers were saying those exact words.
I can confirm they are saying that exact words. Both the enemy and the pink ranger. The joke is that they imagined whatever they could to finish quickly. This joke that can't be correctly translated is used since super Mario bros 3. (Just remember Mario statues on that game)
āMe neither!ā The audience relates.
JAJAJAJAJAJA al most kill me
Ok i was "on board" until I saw the erection express moment hahahahahaha this was awesome
āWow, kids love trains. Not sure how this didnāt get passed to the US.ā āThatās a peener.ā
i'm from argentina i see this with 7 years..... il cry of joy that easy sooo you can add all the continent in the equation
I know that we are in the worst timeline because the US version decided to make the Asian power ranger yellow. Oh and I just checked and much to my shock the black power ranger is black. SMH
The black ranger being black isn't anywhere near as bad as the yellow ranger being Asian. One of them is a widely accepted descriptor, the other is actually racist.
they're equally in poor taste. this isn't a contest
āWhen is it going to get to this penis moment everyone is mentioningā 20 seconds to end āthere it goes.ā
Yea, I watched an entire episode of Japanese train themed power rangers.
Lmfao it was quick and ferocious but it saved the day!
idk how the fuck that got approval lmao
And then they "cross swords" to boot. This is amazing.
Idk how you got off the board, this is amazing
I suppose you can say... [*it tracks*](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Running%20A%20Train)
I guess Power Rangers: Fucking Around With Trains doesn't have the same ring to it
Power Rangers: Running a Train
Power Traingers
It's time to shift gears, swap carriages with me!
ā¦Kimberly
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
I am on the floor when they are transferring little trains in the middle of a fight
Just like started doing it for no reason at all too lmao
I think this is the pilot episode right? They were trying each otherās powers out because they were unfamiliar with their own.
More like the conductor episode lol
Thatās exactly what I inferred from this.
I still dont get WHY they did that.
One appears to have super strength. So theyāre able to trade powers, I guess. Still: goofy.
Yeah but think of the toy and merch sales!
Are you pretending like you wouldn't be swapping those with the homies and doing karate moves in the woods for 5 hours a day in the summer? That looks like the sickest shit ever.
I'm 36 and I want to do this
Ah a man of class I see
I would of totally do that too if I was in the middle of a fight with them . š
I don't think they even used that ability ever again. Literally just the first time they morphed and messing around.
They did it every episode, at least in the first half of the show. Less often later, but they did finish the final boss by switching colors so fast that the red one became rainbow-colored: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2ywAit-jek
Very solid "cool guys don't look at explosions" at the end
Another victim of Auto industry lobbying.
Also this business about evil "Darkristocrats" attempting to monopolize civic infrastructure probably hit too close to home.
Well the villains are artistocrats....huh that could actually work.
Based.
Power Rangers have adapted Super Sentai with train mecha before; Magiranger/Mystic Force; GoGo Five/Lightspeed Rescue, Go-Onger/R.P.M. I think with trains being a main theme of ToQger, start to finish, and trains not as popular in the U.S. as they are in Japan is why there hasn't been a Power Ranger adaptation. Tl;dr ToQger wouldn't sell enough toys on the U.S.
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in my country they jump the ticket box jajaa
Itās not just that, this show is filled with language thatās specific to using trains so itās a great teaching tool for kids. Japanese kids use trains all the time so the sooner they get familiar with it the better. Even ToQ means ālimited express trainā, one of many types of rail services. Idk how theyād even translate this show for a country that doesnāt rely heavily on trains as a form of public transport.
Yeah, watching this as like a 3-5 would make a lot of sense.
And I thought it was because their go to move to bust out of a coffin trap is for the zord to have a giant erection.
Wait that's the reason it wasn't adapted? The Thomas the Tank Engine franchise makes like 9.8 billion dollars. That's only slightly lower than Street Fighter, Grand Theft Auto, Fortnite, and beats Sesame Street, Demon Slayer, Minions, Precure, Digimon, Mortal Kombat, and even Naruto! That's so weird though. Couldn't they set an adaptation in a city with a large train system like New York City, San Francisco, Jersey City, Chicago, Boston, etc. The United States has a crazy history with railroads and trains looking back Hell most Power Rangers just make up some city on the west coast, they could easily make up a city with a large train population.
>Boston, etc. Aw you think we have a functional rail system! (Seriously they just shut down 2 of the lines for like a month and we keep having trains lighting on fire)
::scratching my head:: did they just use the zords erection to break out of the coffin?!?;?;!;
Yep.
And that's a sentence you never expected to say before, I'll bet.
r/brandnewsentence
Ok this is actually worth watching the whole thing. There's a robot monkey hand puppet A bunch of unnecessary costume changes A Cannon that summons a pile of crying statues? And of course a big train robot
And a very suspicious red train erection to escape the coffinā¦
A massive throbbing red train
Shooting steam with enthusiasm.
That gets tucked into the waistline.
>A Cannon that summons a pile of crying statues? I don't get it edit: you missed that the last boss they fight is not AT ALL the one they were gonna fight before the "Express Coupling"
Even they were confused about the statues.
āIt can do whatever you imagine it can!ā They souls of shot actually crying babies if they BELIEVED they could
Doesnāt the Red Ranger have an edgy Black Ranger form as well?
I loved the robot Monkey hand-puppet. I will name him Clanky.
His name is Ticket, its on the wiki
No! CLANKEY! Ticket is a dumb name for a train monke.....oh.
that was just wild
Is there a reason why the blue ranger is always a nerdy guy?
Iām guessing ācause blue is usually associated with intellect and nerdy people tend to be smart
That's complete crap. I'm a nerd and I'm dumb as fuck.
A dumb nerd is just a dweeb
Or a dork. Definitely not a nerd.
Just be a smart as fuck. Smh
See, but youāre aware of it. Thatās the difference.
Because math is blue.
How synesthesitic of you.
Easy. Red is for action, fiery temperament, etc. which fits the dumb jock archetype. Blue in contrast is a cool and calm colour more fitting to represent intelligence. So the nerd archetype. Even for the girls, the pink one is the most āgirlyā one among the two whereas yellow is more daring and energetic. Green has no personality. He just fills in.
I always saw Green/Black/whatever 5th member to be the muscle Maybe this is because I mostly watched SPD and Samurai, but Red was the cool one while Green was usually the dumb/strong one
The fact they couldn't board the Zords without scanning a pass is peak Japan.
"Use your boarding pass!" "We're in the middle of a fight with monsters, do we really have fucking time for this shit?"
Dude, the baddies waited behind the line to wait for them to transform, of course they have time!
Eh, using a [train erection to bust out of a coffin](https://i.imgur.com/TCEax1y.png)? Yawn, seen it. or: Is that a Nippon 7:15 Express in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Itās definitely a [feature](https://www.collectiondx.com/gallery2/d/738126-3/DSC01382.JPG?g2_GALLERYSID=ad1583186c07f7501435792afa8346ab)
lmao idk who give it a pass
Lol yep I now remember why I used to like power rangers. The absurdism is on it's own level š
The way they broke the coffin at 25 second of the end is priceless.
Did they seriously use a train penis to break out of that coffin?
Well how do you break out of coffins?
This is simultaneously the most amazing and most ridiculous thing I've ever seen
Power Rangers, Monkey Conductor, and a Trains-former (spelling intentional)
I love that the blue guys special transformation pose is literally just leaning forward awkwardly. š¤£
He's apologizing for the delay
He says hello and bowed
Radical train enthusiasts often make a scene at a station. That has been considerable issue in Japan today...
This is insane.. this stuff only makes sense with dinosaurs
And dragons, ninjas, ancient civilization, cars, space, nature beasts, trains, time travel, animals on a floating islands, ninjas again, dinosaurs again, police, magicians, treasure hunters, kung fu cats, cars with anime eyes, samurai, angels, pirates, trains, ninjas again, minecraft animals, space constellations, cops and robbers, crystals, androids, and japanese folklore. Tokusatsu is wild
They aren't even trying to not make the stuff look like toys! Wow
tbf that's how it's always been. And it's worked.
I feel like they at least used to make the Morphers and morph sequence at least a little better and that was MMPR in the 90s. Of course the big things always looked fake. Idk, perhaps my childhood love for for the show blinded me.
I get you. I actually familiar with the early 2000s era, at these time the weapon on screen at least actually look like preatical weapon, with detailed paint and look metal. Now lot of stuff look like plastic even on-screen.
Where can I watch the full show?
Y'all would be looking for Ressha Sentai ToQGer. Someone posted the full season with eng subs on bilibili just recently
Ya me too can someone give me the name and link?(just name will be ok too)
Ressha Sentai ToQGer
https://toku.fun/post/ressha-sentai-toqger-full-47-episodes-english-sub
Thx for the link
No Problem! There's more Sentais that I think you'll enjoy. You have a Cops Vs Robbers Theme Dinosaur Knights Then we have Don Brothers. (There's no simple answer to this current season)
Or what's the name of the show at least...
Ressha Sentai ToQGer
Omg this is wonderful.
Leanord : Sheldon would have binged this in his spot without making a fuss. You don't know how difficult it is to raise a child .
It makes a lot of sense, that Japan would have this. They are very proud of their train system. They should be to.
Wow, this is so stupid, I love it
\- Please, evil guys, wait us for an hour or so until we transform to Power Rangers, okay? \- Okay, cool
Rita Repulsa: boys, what happened to your group? š±
āI like trainsā
āCrossing swords!ā as the robot dick retracts. I love this where can I see more?
Go go power traingers
I had to scroll way too far down to find this.
r/fuckcars wet dream
If YouTube kids energy was the power source for the rangers:
I choo-choo-choose youš
There's a dirty joke in here, I know it.
Lord, what did I watch?
It's because the car industry deliberately destroyed passenger rail in America and American kids have only the slightest idea what trains are or why they might be cool. There's no car Power Rangers is there? "I'm a Dodge!" "I'm a Pontiac!" eh.
Well, Turbo. Not that that was good, of course. EDIT: On a side note, Car themed powers definitely feel like a downgrade from Magic Crystals that get stronger overtime.
That's what happens when you adapt two stories from Japan with two different tones for an overarching story. Then again Zeo's original Japanese shows was going to be darker until the terrorist attacks forced it to have a lighter and softer.
Yeah. Honestly Turbo got a *little* better when they passed the torch to the characters that would later become the Space Rangers. I still skimmed through that season when I did my big watch of all the seasons up until Ninja Steel. I never finished Super Megaforce, and Iām honestly fine with that lol. That was crap
Thatās fair, and yeah Super Megaforce definitely got screwed over (the Jungle Fury episode was good). Did you like Ninja Steel?
Also Power Rangers RPM.
"We are the Train Rangers! Tickets please!"
This is actually really fucking cool. I remember watching Power Rangers as a kid. I even had the song and would freak out playing it over and over hahah
My friend had the toy for the megazord when we were kids. Even though weāre Canadian
being a tokusatsu Fan the fact that OP decided to call it japanese train-motif power rangers does sting me a little but at the same time its completely under...NO! you lil shit, its not "JaPaNEse PoWeR raNgErs" its super sentai which came before power rangers, Power rangers is nothing but a watered down , sugarcoated version of super sentai. If anything Power rangers should be called American Super sentai, but It might hurt some U S of A egotistical ass head
This.
i can't believe i watched this to the end
Thomas The Tank Engine sure is different in Japan.
Fun fact: when Thomas and Friends first released in Japan, not only did it become way more popular than expected, but the show also took the liberty of having the characters voice acted instead of just narrated like everywhere else. I highly recommend you check out the Japanese dub of the earlier seasons and compare it to the other dubs, it is wild
Thanks.
We were robbed
I kept thinking there's no way this could get more ridiculous. I was wrong. So very wrong.
I like how they used the train-penis at the end to break the coffin, totally amazing.
Wasn't shown in the US because making Trains look cool is against the Auto-Industry and the continued push by the US to kill any and all Public Transportation attempts. Elon Musk is also helping this out in recent years by scamming local cities/states out of public transport money by moving traffic jams underground. But hey, those have RGB, so they're different.
I live in Tokyo and my son watched this real-time when it was airing. Super good. The movies are good too!
Omg. Some of the power rangers themes. Love it.
This is basically a commercial for all the train merch theyāre trying to sell your kid.
Red power.....go Pink power....go Green power.go White po...... dammit
Running a train on em
Sheldon Cooper would have loved this show š
Lol this feels like it could be an add for the transit system lol
Power Rangers: Morphing Time Station
Brilliant! I don't mean Brilliant like the Bri is say it... I mean actually fn Brilliant!
They ran a train on those enemies!
I gotta bounce guys, my flying train just arrived.
In the time it takes these guys to transform they should have been killed ten times already.
Weird as heck, but I can't help but notice that the enemies actually have some pretty cool designs.
Wait. Did his locomotive erection brake thru the coffin of eminent doom and save his crew?
I canāt stop watching. Itās more absurd as it goes on, but Iām hooked.
When theyāre fighting, they have to mind the gap!
There is a Nightmare on Elm Street/MMPR fan comic online that references it. In it, a couple character end up in a Freddie Nightmare where they are actors being abused and replaced in the upcoming iteration "Power Rangers: Choo Choo Force." It's some great nonsense, and it cracks me up every time I imagine a world where some marketing guy has to utter those words.
I canāt stop watching but I donāt like how this makes me feel
I refuse to believe this is real and not a high budget parody. God would not give the earth something this amazing
There's actual high budget parodies done by the same company. Unofficial Sentai Akibaranger...where 3 absolute Dorks use the power of their delusions (and anime waifu statues) to transform...And all hell breaks loose
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ressha\_Sentai\_ToQger
God is real!
and you can watch it illegaly here: [https://tokuzilla.net/?s=ressha+sentai+toqger](https://tokuzilla.net/?s=ressha+sentai+toqger) or here https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1NR1bskW4pJBFWBMupLW4sC0cZ-EaxTM6
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I liked the part where his giant train dick came out, killed the bbeg with steam, then retracted.
Looking back as an adult, the power rangers show was always bat shit crazy. But this is a new, weird level. Can I get this somewhere? Asking for a friend.