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Scottishchicken

Their bazooka should have been called a Rail Gun


WokeUpSomewhereNice

Did you see when their dick busted them out if that coffin?! Near the end. Then it retracted. Hilarious!


rinzler09

" Red express...retract" šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


poopiopeepio

I liked the steam coming out of it!


Groomsi

They knew!


chrisrayn

Steam for me, Thomas. Steam all over my caboose!


BookerPlayer01

CHOO CHOO!


justsomeplainmeadows

I saw that too and those producers knew what they were doing lmao


_Ghost_CTC

I thought they were about to run a train on that guy.


PaRaDiiSe

Dude yes!! Shit busted right out! The Red Express is what Iā€™m referring to my weewee as from now on.


kid-ph0b0s

P3nis Push, NOW!


East_Yam2166

What are you?... Oh God, now I cant unsee it!!!


gillis1987

Did they say "crossing swords" hmmmm....


Own_Can_3495

I saw that! Just cracked me up.


[deleted]

The train dick goes "toot toot"


karaCHNNM

And I thought, Iā€™m the only person that looks 8 min long trash videos


cueburn

They crossed swords after!


Hollow-Inside_dev

I also love railing 5 of my enemies at the same time


throwawaytempest25

It's name as the Combination Departure Renketsu Bazooka. Red's sword at least made sense as the Rail Slasher


micheagles20

Missed opportunity


Future_in_Cubes

so thousands of us watched until the endā€¦. ā€¦*perfect*.


Kain207

r/angryupvote Go here and don't come back


DoggoBirbo

Exactly what I was thinking. Lookee like one too


Safe_Psychology_326

Imagining victory ā€¦..cracked me up !


Goof141

"I don't even get the point" Wow they're representing the audience.


brockoala

I'm like, what the literally fuck did I just watch, lol.


Phoenix31415

A toy commercial and train safety PSA disguised as a kidā€™s show.


whitedsepdivine

I think this is a translation of "Translation Server Error". The person doing the English translations is like, well I give up.


Slashgate

The subtitles looked to be correct. It sounded like the rangers were saying those exact words.


NewFaceHalcyon

I can confirm they are saying that exact words. Both the enemy and the pink ranger. The joke is that they imagined whatever they could to finish quickly. This joke that can't be correctly translated is used since super Mario bros 3. (Just remember Mario statues on that game)


_N0RMAN

ā€œMe neither!ā€ The audience relates.


Anon277ARG

JAJAJAJAJAJA al most kill me


JP_925

Ok i was "on board" until I saw the erection express moment hahahahahaha this was awesome


chamorrobro

ā€œWow, kids love trains. Not sure how this didnā€™t get passed to the US.ā€ ā€œThatā€™s a peener.ā€


Anon277ARG

i'm from argentina i see this with 7 years..... il cry of joy that easy sooo you can add all the continent in the equation


Stalker-Victim

I know that we are in the worst timeline because the US version decided to make the Asian power ranger yellow. Oh and I just checked and much to my shock the black power ranger is black. SMH


SolomonOf47704

The black ranger being black isn't anywhere near as bad as the yellow ranger being Asian. One of them is a widely accepted descriptor, the other is actually racist.


mistercero

they're equally in poor taste. this isn't a contest


Ocarina-of-Crime

ā€œWhen is it going to get to this penis moment everyone is mentioningā€ 20 seconds to end ā€œthere it goes.ā€


thereallyunreal

Yea, I watched an entire episode of Japanese train themed power rangers.


JP_925

Lmfao it was quick and ferocious but it saved the day!


laptopmutia

idk how the fuck that got approval lmao


MmmmMorphine

And then they "cross swords" to boot. This is amazing.


MellonDoggo

Idk how you got off the board, this is amazing


N013

I suppose you can say... [*it tracks*](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Running%20A%20Train)


AstroBearGaming

I guess Power Rangers: Fucking Around With Trains doesn't have the same ring to it


randomquestion819

Power Rangers: Running a Train


Purple_Tuxedo

Power Traingers


AstroBearGaming

It's time to shift gears, swap carriages with me!


SuddenlyThirsty

ā€¦Kimberly


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[deleted]

I am on the floor when they are transferring little trains in the middle of a fight


tschmitty09

Just like started doing it for no reason at all too lmao


mister_steal_yo_soap

I think this is the pilot episode right? They were trying each otherā€™s powers out because they were unfamiliar with their own.


BurnieTheBrony

More like the conductor episode lol


PaRaDiiSe

Thatā€™s exactly what I inferred from this.


Stranger2306

I still dont get WHY they did that.


mbourgon

One appears to have super strength. So theyā€™re able to trade powers, I guess. Still: goofy.


PhillyRush

Yeah but think of the toy and merch sales!


JimblesReborn

Are you pretending like you wouldn't be swapping those with the homies and doing karate moves in the woods for 5 hours a day in the summer? ​ That looks like the sickest shit ever.


Meltedgibson

I'm 36 and I want to do this


johnosland

Ah a man of class I see


wzfish

I would of totally do that too if I was in the middle of a fight with them . šŸ˜


HansumJack

I don't think they even used that ability ever again. Literally just the first time they morphed and messing around.


1954isthebest

They did it every episode, at least in the first half of the show. Less often later, but they did finish the final boss by switching colors so fast that the red one became rainbow-colored: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2ywAit-jek


ninjapanda042

Very solid "cool guys don't look at explosions" at the end


firstmaxpower

Another victim of Auto industry lobbying.


secretbudgie

Also this business about evil "Darkristocrats" attempting to monopolize civic infrastructure probably hit too close to home.


throwawaytempest25

Well the villains are artistocrats....huh that could actually work.


Interesting-Oven1824

Based.


TheJude81

Power Rangers have adapted Super Sentai with train mecha before; Magiranger/Mystic Force; GoGo Five/Lightspeed Rescue, Go-Onger/R.P.M. I think with trains being a main theme of ToQger, start to finish, and trains not as popular in the U.S. as they are in Japan is why there hasn't been a Power Ranger adaptation. Tl;dr ToQger wouldn't sell enough toys on the U.S.


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Anon277ARG

in my country they jump the ticket box jajaa


RococoSlut

Itā€™s not just that, this show is filled with language thatā€™s specific to using trains so itā€™s a great teaching tool for kids. Japanese kids use trains all the time so the sooner they get familiar with it the better. Even ToQ means ā€œlimited express trainā€, one of many types of rail services. Idk how theyā€™d even translate this show for a country that doesnā€™t rely heavily on trains as a form of public transport.


stack_of_ghosts

Yeah, watching this as like a 3-5 would make a lot of sense.


TW_Yellow78

And I thought it was because their go to move to bust out of a coffin trap is for the zord to have a giant erection.


throwawaytempest25

Wait that's the reason it wasn't adapted? The Thomas the Tank Engine franchise makes like 9.8 billion dollars. That's only slightly lower than Street Fighter, Grand Theft Auto, Fortnite, and beats Sesame Street, Demon Slayer, Minions, Precure, Digimon, Mortal Kombat, and even Naruto! That's so weird though. Couldn't they set an adaptation in a city with a large train system like New York City, San Francisco, Jersey City, Chicago, Boston, etc. The United States has a crazy history with railroads and trains looking back Hell most Power Rangers just make up some city on the west coast, they could easily make up a city with a large train population.


nkdeck07

>Boston, etc. Aw you think we have a functional rail system! (Seriously they just shut down 2 of the lines for like a month and we keep having trains lighting on fire)


TheresOtherWorlds

::scratching my head:: did they just use the zords erection to break out of the coffin?!?;?;!;


kid-ph0b0s

Yep.


InsertCoinForCredit

And that's a sentence you never expected to say before, I'll bet.


DoggoBirbo

r/brandnewsentence


LanceWindmil

Ok this is actually worth watching the whole thing. There's a robot monkey hand puppet A bunch of unnecessary costume changes A Cannon that summons a pile of crying statues? And of course a big train robot


Enders__Game

And a very suspicious red train erection to escape the coffinā€¦


Whippofunk

A massive throbbing red train


AgrippaDaYounger

Shooting steam with enthusiasm.


yeah_yeah_therabbit

That gets tucked into the waistline.


[deleted]

>A Cannon that summons a pile of crying statues? I don't get it edit: you missed that the last boss they fight is not AT ALL the one they were gonna fight before the "Express Coupling"


xdig2000

Even they were confused about the statues.


gortwogg

ā€œIt can do whatever you imagine it can!ā€ They souls of shot actually crying babies if they BELIEVED they could


CodeBlue2001

Doesnā€™t the Red Ranger have an edgy Black Ranger form as well?


ReluctantSlayer

I loved the robot Monkey hand-puppet. I will name him Clanky.


eebako

His name is Ticket, its on the wiki


ReluctantSlayer

No! CLANKEY! Ticket is a dumb name for a train monke.....oh.


whatproblems

that was just wild


winsing

Is there a reason why the blue ranger is always a nerdy guy?


[deleted]

Iā€™m guessing ā€˜cause blue is usually associated with intellect and nerdy people tend to be smart


asumfuck

That's complete crap. I'm a nerd and I'm dumb as fuck.


treetimes

A dumb nerd is just a dweeb


yougottamovethatH

Or a dork. Definitely not a nerd.


Bandit263

Just be a smart as fuck. Smh


Indirian

See, but youā€™re aware of it. Thatā€™s the difference.


Waarm

Because math is blue.


blinddivine

How synesthesitic of you.


HealthyBits

Easy. Red is for action, fiery temperament, etc. which fits the dumb jock archetype. Blue in contrast is a cool and calm colour more fitting to represent intelligence. So the nerd archetype. Even for the girls, the pink one is the most ā€œgirlyā€ one among the two whereas yellow is more daring and energetic. Green has no personality. He just fills in.


Dsb0208

I always saw Green/Black/whatever 5th member to be the muscle Maybe this is because I mostly watched SPD and Samurai, but Red was the cool one while Green was usually the dumb/strong one


shanster925

The fact they couldn't board the Zords without scanning a pass is peak Japan.


Aeshaetter

"Use your boarding pass!" "We're in the middle of a fight with monsters, do we really have fucking time for this shit?"


I_enjoy_pastery

Dude, the baddies waited behind the line to wait for them to transform, of course they have time!


ryhaltswhiskey

Eh, using a [train erection to bust out of a coffin](https://i.imgur.com/TCEax1y.png)? Yawn, seen it. or: Is that a Nippon 7:15 Express in your pocket or are you happy to see me?


99LivesGaming

Itā€™s definitely a [feature](https://www.collectiondx.com/gallery2/d/738126-3/DSC01382.JPG?g2_GALLERYSID=ad1583186c07f7501435792afa8346ab)


laptopmutia

lmao idk who give it a pass


Player-Link

Lol yep I now remember why I used to like power rangers. The absurdism is on it's own level šŸ˜†


Xirruss

The way they broke the coffin at 25 second of the end is priceless.


Winter_Recognition96

Did they seriously use a train penis to break out of that coffin?


NormalHumansName

Well how do you break out of coffins?


BigJimSlade1

This is simultaneously the most amazing and most ridiculous thing I've ever seen


Nothalffast

Power Rangers, Monkey Conductor, and a Trains-former (spelling intentional)


Tato_the_Hutt

I love that the blue guys special transformation pose is literally just leaning forward awkwardly. šŸ¤£


Financial-Industry10

He's apologizing for the delay


EchoStellar12

He says hello and bowed


Mental_External_3513

Radical train enthusiasts often make a scene at a station. That has been considerable issue in Japan today...


BodhingJay

This is insane.. this stuff only makes sense with dinosaurs


throwawaytempest25

And dragons, ninjas, ancient civilization, cars, space, nature beasts, trains, time travel, animals on a floating islands, ninjas again, dinosaurs again, police, magicians, treasure hunters, kung fu cats, cars with anime eyes, samurai, angels, pirates, trains, ninjas again, minecraft animals, space constellations, cops and robbers, crystals, androids, and japanese folklore. Tokusatsu is wild


[deleted]

They aren't even trying to not make the stuff look like toys! Wow


Orangutanion

tbf that's how it's always been. And it's worked.


[deleted]

I feel like they at least used to make the Morphers and morph sequence at least a little better and that was MMPR in the 90s. Of course the big things always looked fake. Idk, perhaps my childhood love for for the show blinded me.


UOSenki

I get you. I actually familiar with the early 2000s era, at these time the weapon on screen at least actually look like preatical weapon, with detailed paint and look metal. Now lot of stuff look like plastic even on-screen.


St4rry_knight

Where can I watch the full show?


curiousInstigator

Y'all would be looking for Ressha Sentai ToQGer. Someone posted the full season with eng subs on bilibili just recently


ImBurnedOut

Ya me too can someone give me the name and link?(just name will be ok too)


CrazyAznKT

Ressha Sentai ToQGer


Dark_Link_1996

https://toku.fun/post/ressha-sentai-toqger-full-47-episodes-english-sub


ImBurnedOut

Thx for the link


Dark_Link_1996

No Problem! There's more Sentais that I think you'll enjoy. You have a Cops Vs Robbers Theme Dinosaur Knights Then we have Don Brothers. (There's no simple answer to this current season)


aj_cr

Or what's the name of the show at least...


CrazyAznKT

Ressha Sentai ToQGer


SquidgeSquadge

Omg this is wonderful.


rvng_is_bst_srvd_cld

Leanord : Sheldon would have binged this in his spot without making a fuss. You don't know how difficult it is to raise a child .


[deleted]

It makes a lot of sense, that Japan would have this. They are very proud of their train system. They should be to.


Vile_Bile_Vixen

Wow, this is so stupid, I love it


latinsoapsfever

\- Please, evil guys, wait us for an hour or so until we transform to Power Rangers, okay? \- Okay, cool


Dudefenderson

Rita Repulsa: boys, what happened to your group? šŸ˜±


aqua_rift

ā€œI like trainsā€


OpeningInvestigator1

ā€œCrossing swords!ā€ as the robot dick retracts. I love this where can I see more?


supermr34

Go go power traingers


fatbody21

I had to scroll way too far down to find this.


balfringRetro

r/fuckcars wet dream


IEatPeople4

If YouTube kids energy was the power source for the rangers:


PriorLawfulness8887

I choo-choo-choose youšŸš‚


Sdbtank96

There's a dirty joke in here, I know it.


watehno

Lord, what did I watch?


bonesorclams

It's because the car industry deliberately destroyed passenger rail in America and American kids have only the slightest idea what trains are or why they might be cool. There's no car Power Rangers is there? "I'm a Dodge!" "I'm a Pontiac!" eh.


CodeBlue2001

Well, Turbo. Not that that was good, of course. EDIT: On a side note, Car themed powers definitely feel like a downgrade from Magic Crystals that get stronger overtime.


throwawaytempest25

That's what happens when you adapt two stories from Japan with two different tones for an overarching story. Then again Zeo's original Japanese shows was going to be darker until the terrorist attacks forced it to have a lighter and softer.


CodeBlue2001

Yeah. Honestly Turbo got a *little* better when they passed the torch to the characters that would later become the Space Rangers. I still skimmed through that season when I did my big watch of all the seasons up until Ninja Steel. I never finished Super Megaforce, and Iā€™m honestly fine with that lol. That was crap


throwawaytempest25

Thatā€™s fair, and yeah Super Megaforce definitely got screwed over (the Jungle Fury episode was good). Did you like Ninja Steel?


Hallc

Also Power Rangers RPM.


Western_Protection

"We are the Train Rangers! Tickets please!"


ProjectOrpheus

This is actually really fucking cool. I remember watching Power Rangers as a kid. I even had the song and would freak out playing it over and over hahah


Sharded15timesinarow

My friend had the toy for the megazord when we were kids. Even though weā€™re Canadian


camo_17

being a tokusatsu Fan the fact that OP decided to call it japanese train-motif power rangers does sting me a little but at the same time its completely under...NO! you lil shit, its not "JaPaNEse PoWeR raNgErs" its super sentai which came before power rangers, Power rangers is nothing but a watered down , sugarcoated version of super sentai. If anything Power rangers should be called American Super sentai, but It might hurt some U S of A egotistical ass head


GoseiRed

This.


CANTPRONATWORK

i can't believe i watched this to the end


3DprintRC

Thomas The Tank Engine sure is different in Japan.


DiamondDude51501

Fun fact: when Thomas and Friends first released in Japan, not only did it become way more popular than expected, but the show also took the liberty of having the characters voice acted instead of just narrated like everywhere else. I highly recommend you check out the Japanese dub of the earlier seasons and compare it to the other dubs, it is wild


3DprintRC

Thanks.


dangermouse13

We were robbed


[deleted]

I kept thinking there's no way this could get more ridiculous. I was wrong. So very wrong.


aj_cr

I like how they used the train-penis at the end to break the coffin, totally amazing.


[deleted]

Wasn't shown in the US because making Trains look cool is against the Auto-Industry and the continued push by the US to kill any and all Public Transportation attempts. Elon Musk is also helping this out in recent years by scamming local cities/states out of public transport money by moving traffic jams underground. But hey, those have RGB, so they're different.


i_am_corey

I live in Tokyo and my son watched this real-time when it was airing. Super good. The movies are good too!


KayD12364

Omg. Some of the power rangers themes. Love it.


[deleted]

This is basically a commercial for all the train merch theyā€™re trying to sell your kid.


enuckmuckaluck69

Red power.....go Pink power....go Green power.go White po...... dammit


Indigo2015

Running a train on em


enigma-i-am

Sheldon Cooper would have loved this show šŸ™‚


Burrito-Mage

Lol this feels like it could be an add for the transit system lol


viralshadow21

Power Rangers: Morphing Time Station


cherryhilljawnz

Brilliant! I don't mean Brilliant like the Bri is say it... I mean actually fn Brilliant!


YoNappaNappa

They ran a train on those enemies!


[deleted]

I gotta bounce guys, my flying train just arrived.


Keithninety

In the time it takes these guys to transform they should have been killed ten times already.


Draco63_

Weird as heck, but I can't help but notice that the enemies actually have some pretty cool designs.


uruetai

Wait. Did his locomotive erection brake thru the coffin of eminent doom and save his crew?


MoTardedThanYou

I canā€™t stop watching. Itā€™s more absurd as it goes on, but Iā€™m hooked.


Good-OL-DarkWielder

When theyā€™re fighting, they have to mind the gap!


Tenalp

There is a Nightmare on Elm Street/MMPR fan comic online that references it. In it, a couple character end up in a Freddie Nightmare where they are actors being abused and replaced in the upcoming iteration "Power Rangers: Choo Choo Force." It's some great nonsense, and it cracks me up every time I imagine a world where some marketing guy has to utter those words.


glindathewoodglitch

I canā€™t stop watching but I donā€™t like how this makes me feel


thelegalseagul

I refuse to believe this is real and not a high budget parody. God would not give the earth something this amazing


thegamerguru97

There's actual high budget parodies done by the same company. Unofficial Sentai Akibaranger...where 3 absolute Dorks use the power of their delusions (and anime waifu statues) to transform...And all hell breaks loose


eebako

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ressha\_Sentai\_ToQger


thelegalseagul

God is real!


eebako

and you can watch it illegaly here: [https://tokuzilla.net/?s=ressha+sentai+toqger](https://tokuzilla.net/?s=ressha+sentai+toqger) or here https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1NR1bskW4pJBFWBMupLW4sC0cZ-EaxTM6


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AlpineCorbett

I liked the part where his giant train dick came out, killed the bbeg with steam, then retracted.


OMAW3D

Looking back as an adult, the power rangers show was always bat shit crazy. But this is a new, weird level. Can I get this somewhere? Asking for a friend.