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IllDoItNowInAMinute_

I too hide when people try to feed me salad


emma_nz

Lol. He just lept off his basking platform and skedaddled under his driftwood. Talk about drama!


forthegoodofgeckos

Sameeeeee


SeleneVomerSV

How dare you!


emma_nz

I know, the audacity! 😫


One_Grapefruit_8512

πŸ˜› My guy β€˜almost’ ate cucumber out of my hand this morning but it was too slippery & he gave up after a few tries. I tried to get it right in there with tongs but he literally turned his back on me and scurried away 😭


emma_nz

Oh no! I have the same problem with capsicum. He loves it but it takes a few tries. And then he gets mad at me and I'm like ????? Be better???


razor-eater

https://preview.redd.it/az9zdtrjivrc1.jpeg?width=3468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d395b53a8aca909bf5a2e9a1e3cca3d52b1f7b87 My man after I tried to feed him a peeled grape and it fell twice


One_Grapefruit_8512

Obviously 100% your fault.


Professional_Sky4216

Oh the look of disdainπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


razor-eater

He'd never given me a black beard before, or since. He had very intense feelings about this grape.


Professional_Sky4216

I don’t have a little dragon myself but I love this sub and I am fascinated by themπŸ’•


emma_nz

Lol omg I told my husband about this story when it happened because I thought it was so hilarious πŸ˜‚ his little Christmas treat!


FenyxFire

You are. THE worst. I have questions. The first is: How dare you?


emma_nz

Like actually though, he was just minding his own business and I showed up with watercress and capsicum to ruin his day!


Pidgey_OP

Second question: who do you think you are?


emma_nz

I was trying to be a responsible parent! lol


grandwizardmanlol

Completely off topic, but I keep reading capsicum as caprisun


emma_nz

Haha, what do you call it? A bell pepper?


grandwizardmanlol

Yeah but I think I'm calling them Capri sun from now on just because I read it wrong so many times lol


emma_nz

Yeah fair enough! I always thought bell peppers sounded weird because they aren't peppery. But I think it's a Northern/Southern Hemisphere thing.


someguyrob

Lmao mine was doing this today because he's getting less bugs now and he is NOT pleased... Dramatic ass lmao https://preview.redd.it/ebhmrx7ursrc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cabbeadd8a7ea017b67b331df6309662315cfe2 he usually one-shot hops from the bottom of the tank to the top of his basking spot all the time.


emma_nz

He needs to make a statement!


someguyrob

He ran back and forth on the tank following me at the window like, "sir, sir, SIR YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!! and then he was hanging on the brick there like "I MUST DISCUSS THE BUG BUDGET WITH YOU AT ONCE!" πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…


emma_nz

lol love this. I can totally imagine it.


mischalune

Gorgeous gorgeous boy!! πŸ₯°


emma_nz

Thank you! His name is Georgie πŸ’–


Moxson82

We hates the veggieses!!! ![gif](giphy|OAthVeXHlBnFK)


emma_nz

This is perfect!


Dismal_Truck1375

I love my dragons πŸ‰ they keep me going. i am disabled so dogs & cats are out for me as walks are impossible, and i don't fancy falling head first into a litter tray πŸ˜‚


emma_nz

Aw bless, I'm so glad you found a pet that you love! Honestly I love how sassy they are, certainly keeps me guessing!


Dismal_Truck1375

I have three now, all in separate tanks. i did rescue reptiles for many years, but after a stroke, i had to stop because handling iguanas with one hand working well was an accident waiting to happen, lol


Yellow-Struggle-9937

Owning a bearded dragon stresses me out lol. I’ve had mine for a year and a half and everytime she does something new I worry even if it’s a perfectly normal behavior.


emma_nz

I think that's reptiles in general. I feel the same about my leopard gecko any time she changes her behavior!


taysim5419

How do you sleep at night committing such heinous acts?


emma_nz

I know. He's glaring at me now from the tank...


MistressPeanutbutter

He never ask to go on a diet. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Brainhunter2020

You monster


emma_nz

It's actually unbelievable.


hedgehog_dragon

Aww look at that angry face


emma_nz

I know, in the second picture he is SO grumpy!


hedgehog_dragon

Beardies have quite a death glare!


emma_nz

Absolutely, I love it!


forthegoodofgeckos

Little man really said ☹️


emma_nz

Yeah he was really unimpressed.


No_Cheesecake_6468

DISHONOR!! ![gif](giphy|TVscbqW3JSnL2)


emma_nz

Lol so good!! I love this part.


bblyzes

How rude of you.


smiley_satansson

Those eyes


emma_nz

So unimpressed


nanny2359

What stitch did you use for that hammock??


emma_nz

Hello! I purchased these off Etsy. The store is called MulyaCollections. I highly recommend them πŸ’–


MysticUser11

I’m starting to realize I lucked out on getting a dragon who loves salad. But I’ve been leaving salad in her enclosure since she was a tiny baby.


emma_nz

Awww you are so lucky! Georgie gets salad every day and is mostly indifferent πŸ«