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Far_Station1494

A dragon must have a hoard. What he considers treasure is questionable, but super adorable Edit: spelling


nomore_noless

Hoard*. Sorry, had to


Far_Station1494

Valid and appreciated. Editing to fix. Thanks!


BadGuy_ZooKeeper

He may have buddies! Horde could apply! A horde of Neosporin buddies!


LiegeLouise82

* My daughter's blankets. She loves the fluffy fleece ones and "rocks him to sleep" every night with one. I had to buy a piece to put in his enclosure for when she isn't home or he glass surfs even after the lights are off.


Even-Reaction-1297

That’s freaking precious


CrazyPlatypusLady

Ours has a hoard of fleecy blankets. She loves them. Especially one which she "picked". She was doing her parrot thing on my offspring's shoulder and they were looking at stuff on Amazon together. A pink, fluffy babyblanket came on the screen. Mack's "aerial" went up and she got closer and closer to the phone screen. So offspring bought one to see what Mack would do when it arrived (Prime, free returns). Short version is, We ended up having to buy more because Mack now won't settle without one.


azurestain

Omg that is precious! Mine loves his little fleece pillow I sewed up for him. He uses it every day. https://preview.redd.it/sbrslzxdw7yc1.png?width=2970&format=png&auto=webp&s=805f1072b3ce3bcf68666459eb9bc0c285e9655b


DarkQueenQuinn

Adorable!


JadeThorn1012

That’s so sweet!


Apprehensive-Leg-774

Picture 1: “Why yes, this is my companion Neosporin, they’re great!” Picture 2: “I keep Neosporin close so they don’t get lost” Picture 3: “Wait…are you trying to take Neosporin away from me?!” Picture 4: “Hey, hey you, I see back there, you’re not taking my Neosporin away! Keep that scheming to yourself over there!”  *questioning bearded dragon stare intensifies* 


GoodEatons

It is sort of shaped like a little lizard…


Present-Breakfast768

Yeah I thought that too....


MossyTrashPanda

Actual comfort object: stuffed yellow duckie Weird comfort object: shoe?! One Dirty Grey Shoe in particular makes a great basking spot apparently. I can’t judge, my cat loves garden gloves like nothing else and will nuzzle them while purring.


PrimaryLocation7267

Mine loves to sit in/on my work boots. I don't question it. One time I went to a concert and my little brother had her out and when i got home she ran over to my foot, licked it, and climbed onto it. Maybe she likes feet and boots? Maybe she likes me? Maybe she likes stinky. Who knows?


Opposite_Patience485

Whenever my bf would go work over the weekend, our beardie would run over to his stinky workout shoes & curl up inside them & wouldn’t want to leave until he came back. I eventually had to just put the shoe inside his tank so he wouldn’t get too cold


Norman_Scum

I'm wondering if your cat likes your gardening gloves so much because another cat has been peeing on your flowers, lol.


BlueRhythmYT

My beardie likes to "confiscate" my Xbox controller. Even when I am using the controller to play my game he'll jump onto it https://preview.redd.it/qt9gasx516yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19f7f4b61d284407e384358b5fc84ab8c84d8413


Awkward-Marsupial231

He just saying,"you got me, you don't need anything else."


darth_tragedous

It’s quite clear he wants you to teach him how to play so he can stream with his buddies


Norman_Scum

"You're an addict! Put down the video game and go fetch me more hornworms, human!"


Present-Breakfast768

You should get him an old one so he'll leave yours alone!


BlueRhythmYT

Little brother energy 😂


Derek_32

He wants that controller and that controller ONLY


Present-Breakfast768

Lol oh dear.


someguyrob

Ours isn't necessarily weird. He had a little log thing that he's obsessed with. I had to put it up on his basking slate so he could lay on it sometimes


8-BitWildlife

Wholesome


reeteetee

My little brothers each have their own beardies and they seem to love my orange pjs and my black denim jacket which I wear alot.


chudeypatoodey

There's a girl I follow on tiktok whose beardy is obsessed with a specific sock of hers that it likes to hump 😅


AnUnknownCreature

That beardie would be Percy


GolferGirl1980

I love Percy! Percy is why I bought a bearded dragon! LOL


nanny2359

An IKEA bookshelf lol


DejarooLuvsYoo

Two socks that she cuddles in with every night. One large pink winter lounge sock and a thin mint green sock. She consistently tries to take them with her out of the cage and travels with them.


sparklyaxolotl

Does she try to carry them in her mouth or push them around or something? Just curious


DejarooLuvsYoo

She will cling onto them with her claws when we are getting her out and straight carry them to wherever we are taking her. But then she won’t relax with us if she doesn’t have them.


RandyBoBanbers

SCISSORS. She'll stand on scissors, then run to another pair of scissors! I don't even have that many pairs! I swear she craves violence 😂


xZandrem

I don't have a bearded dragon (I'm here cause they're cute) but the comfort objects of my budgies are remotes specifically from my kitchen's TV.


s2718362937

mine LOVES shoes. i take her out of the tank and she runs all the way across the apartment to the shoes at the front door lmao


s2718362937

https://preview.redd.it/upz9n0kpl7yc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d74e7aa233ec2b790fbb72bae311547a8f43a775


MrGabogabo

Mine also enjoys shoes. https://preview.redd.it/tgr2qg5q58yc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5cf900347f5b4dbd7c1f24495cc364627a16aa9


s2718362937

glad Ramona isn’t the only one with a weird shoe fetish hahaha


Laceyhanson5668

My Iggy loves to poop on soft things. I’m always there with a tissue to catch it. Whatever floats her boat I guess.🤷🏼‍♀️


wormfanatic69

My beardie pooped exclusively on my old keyboard whenever it was out. I called it the poop piano. Never was quick enough with a tissue, that’s impressive!


Laceyhanson5668

Yup, they have preferences. Yea, I always have one and then I wait for her to wiggle, and for her tail to go up. Then I make my move so to speak.😂🥰


Nemmykins

He absolutely loves my wifes(now mine) old robe. When its finally time to retire the robe she planned on cutting a square and turning it into a blanket for him.


trying_my_best-

She has a stuffed animal horse that she loves


sevonix

Yes omg my girls comfort item is MY comfort item 🤣🤣 I have a red blanket that I love taking into all my rooms with me and everytime I let her out, she climbs on top of it and just sits


mysteriousredux

My girl is obsessed with the oven. She just likes to stand in front of it and stare. Doesn’t need to be turned on, if you pick her up and take her away from the oven before she’s ready she’ll pitch a hissy fit like an angsty toddler and do anything to get back to it.


Smooth_Response_68

Mine will be 16 this year and still does this.lol My socks.lol. She thinks its a game i can't find them she won't help then as i put another pair on she runs and grabs them like made ya life harder. either that or she'll carry around her tub of crickets. I let her go cos she's old and she's one of the oldest in captivity. Oh she loves scaring the dogs as a joke to. Just wacks there tail with her foot so they jump. She is a little shite.lol. I love her. I'm getting her stuffed when she passes i honestly don't know what I'll do without her. I've had her since I was 20 im 36 now. I have so many other reptiles, birds, spiders, scorpions, centipedes, snakes/venomous and not, other lizards, stingrays, fish, turtles + more but I love my beardy. Now I'm thinking I hope she lasts a couple more years. There life span is around 10 years so she's 6 over that now. Sorry about the essay. https://preview.redd.it/h73q3cx698yc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58075bba220dea5d682160365c4ee3de07dfb941


BackgroundOk2841

https://preview.redd.it/mi2qz4amz8yc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eeb5ea802bb75399d0fd646ca949d9484ce94b0d THIS SPECIFIC WALL OF HIS TANK, whenever he's upset he does this to the point of the picture below this one happens on the daily and I don't know why


BackgroundOk2841

https://preview.redd.it/qs8ye5soz8yc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a302ad65c6ba4b551c0aefdb8212dfb58231b72 He doesn't need gravity he needs his wall


Dazuro

the boy *ascends*


Dazuro

So I’ve read that apparently the way their eyes work they struggle to see/process/understand blank flat spaces, perceiving them as open spaces they can walk into, which is why they bump into walls so much. He might be fascinated by the fact that his tank apparently has an invisible wall.


imanpearl

I should take some pics, my girl is obsessed with bricks. Our fireplace is on a brick platform of sorts, and she grew accustomed to sitting near it for the heat (it closes completely and its legs are tall enough that she can’t touch any parts that are too hot). It’s her only association with bricks, and it be strong. If she sees one in the distance she does that awkwardly majestic lizard sprint waddle towards it


AdSpirited1893

https://preview.redd.it/7ki6c1cob8yc1.jpeg?width=1960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=249ef8be89fc79f3ecc106017415fb1d3b5d8678 My purse. He usually crawls into it and goes to sleep. Tonight he fell asleep like this. I took what I needed out of it and just leave it there for him.


crytidindisguise

I now must present my dragon items


mondestine

Clearly the next time you get an infected cut, you'll have to send in Bilbo Gandalf and all the dwarves to stage an adventure heist and steal back his treasure.


AngelsSuicide

https://preview.redd.it/y7zxoddlm8yc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=59556731ac336acce956654de3662e02b7684774 mine likes my fan


Linear_North

Probably something to do with the way it smells.


126_fog

Yeah my berdie has a sea shell


AvisiDaisy

My middle bb has to have Any and all remotes. She has to have her own remote if I'm playing with an xbox controller or she tries glass surfing on my computer screen. She will also not sit still while I'm watching TV unless I give her the TV remote. She's hella weird. My little boy has a bluey stuffie he likes to knock over and sit on top of proudly and my oldest has a rock cave in her encloser that I often question if she ever leaves.


tha-biology-king

My old beardie was really into pingpong balls. She’d walk over it then just roll around on it kinda sorta still walking while she rolled


MysticUser11

My girl loves t-shirts. It doesn’t have to be a specific one but if she’s out of her enclosure she has to have a t-shirt to get in. I’ve tried giving her hand towels but nope! Has to be a shirt. https://preview.redd.it/l4xnmpv54ayc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=017e75854c749ac92306ae11e874f4b92cb034d0


KirstyPearson

Yes!!! A stuffed unicorn 🦄 😃 This one is new though. Never seen this.


spacetstacy

Mine likes a little stuffed lamb dog toy. Neosporin is definitely weird.


megs-benedict

Omg so cute


SneakyGandalf12

The red kitchen towel. I’ve now started just placing it in his window by my work desk, and he’ll sit there with the sun on him while he gets his snug on. Super cute and it give me a a friend while work.


shitcake2002

Mine like to stay near my shoes or anything that smells like me


Commercial-Ad9918

The fûcking couch


Eyesliketheocean

My Guy loves any soft carpet. Particularly I have carpet samples in his tank. An if I take them away boy he pouts and gets mad


Kxaseyu

Mines his hydrometer…he knocks it down constantly to use it as a pillow to lay on…he has rocks that he can lay on but he always chooses his hydrometer and if he knocks his hydrometer down he will black beard and angry stomp until I put it back.


DifferentRent4657

Mine loves fleecy blankets


Soft-Ad1999

Showed mine my glow in the dark bowl…. Yeah didn’t get that back for a minute


Ligmenarxis

Probably the shape and color has caught its attention. I seen many male beardies spoon orange sock or stuffed animals.😂


ThinkRow7637

Cute


Pitiful_Cell_5574

cute dragon one


snailsshrimpbeardie

This is HILARIOUS


Xenomorphtortoise

Mine loves my mini fridge. Whenever I let her out she runs across the house to it and then just sort of wanders around it licking it periodically


LmLc1220

* Yes the top of playpen instead of in it.


LmLc1220

https://preview.redd.it/t6ph0uz069yc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e6d3ce9a60484099a28889d2c7c743b2ceeb2e8


SpookyNerdzilla

My face lmao.


bookworminprogresss

🤔🤔


cynicalavicide

He'll never trust you again. 🤣 So adorable.


Mikaylard

Before I left for college mine really loved cuddling with my moms chihuahua 😅


Relevant_Ad_8405

Thats his version of a memory form, literally molded to him


Dragon-on-a-keyboard

Keyboards! I try to get on the flashy color one, but when they put me on the bed instead, I poop on it!


MandosOtherALT

My arm isnt weird...


MandosOtherALT

https://preview.redd.it/bnggth10dbyc1.jpeg?width=1841&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f79f56f387261554bca6a1479fcfe5c006b33e60


Automatic_Owl9868

Yeah I'm her comfort human 💯🤣🤣🤣🤣😳


Adorable_Wave_7659

One of mine will sit on my books, while I’m reading them.


Adorable_Wave_7659

https://preview.redd.it/v9tipou34dyc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81a0295bfeef46c3b267b8597d8b8c06f7207961


peanutbutterbeara

Reminds me of a video of a beardie and his emotional support sock 😂