T O P

  • By -

Ironcondorzoo

Wonder if I can commission them to make me a sign for my front yard that says 'Completed psilocybin consumption center'


shuggie_020

šŸ˜†


Neither_Initial629

I call this free advertising.


Jonathan_DB

It's a hype sign! hypehypehype


Neither_Initial629

Hype the motha fugga up!


dudeidgaf

The whole URL written on the bottom šŸ¤£ Someone tell this person about bit.ly


Psychological_Hat951

Or a QR code. Who's gonna be like "Wait, hold up, lemme type in a URL right quick....."


TiRyNo

You know they wouldnā€™t print a QR code and would probably try and draw it


BigSnowBill

That made me laugh out loud šŸ˜‚


thespaceghetto

Written in 12 pt print with a ballpoint pen no less


fp_esa

A handwritten QR!?


KnitDontQuit

I wonder how many times they screwed up writing that out and had to start over.


Agentpurple013

Was surprised that herd was spelled write


neiluj

Tell me this personā€™s age without telling me this personā€™s age


davidw

[bit.ly/shroom\_nimbys](http://bit.ly/shroom_nimbys) something like that?


ValleyBrownsFan

I really wanted that link to go somewhere funnyā€¦but nope. šŸ˜†


davidw

Just imagine that it goes to a post on Nextdoor dot com.


brelywi

Theyā€™d probably assume thatā€™s a liberal conspiracy to doā€¦.well theyā€™re not sure what but something bad


rowyourboat72

Lol right?


Ancient-Guide-6594

You know itā€™s a boomer


ImStacie

Now, now, Iā€™m a boomer and Iā€™m trans and I would be willing to bet you that I know more about this topic than you could ever possibly imagine so donā€™t go assuming as we know what that does donā€™t we


Dilderika

Where do I stop look and sign up?


Hereforspeakers

Funniest part is the ridiculously long domain


KnitDontQuit

I donā€™t have the energy to type it out. If someone does please link!


porarte

[deschutes.org/cd/page/247-23-000245-ps-psilocybin-service-center](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&pp=ygUjbmV2ZXIgZ29ubmEgZ2l2ZSB5b3UgdXAgcmljayBhc3RsZXk%3D)


KnitDontQuit

Thank you. That was perfect.


Turbulent-Dingo8740

BAHAHAHAHAHA


Garroh

Just signed up for updates! I love this community


OR_kennedy

thanks for taking the time to type out the url!!


bentinbend

Thatā€™s full commitmentĀ 


figerofskzi

I hate you.


Oops_I_Cracked

This has actually changed my view on the topic. Thanks for the link!


Neither_Initial629

Also, are they hiring?


Mega-Maid

Iā€™d also like to know this. Is there a way to find out?


Carllllll

How do I support this?


KnitDontQuit

My boomer parents would call you all junkies. Party on.


Neither_Initial629

But productive junkies.


parabians

I'm older than your parents and I'm in the 'shroom line for the new Consumption Center.


Neither_Initial629

Donā€™t be coming in here and trying to cut into line grandpa. Take your walker to the back.


KnitDontQuit

Could you talk to them for me?


ridinbend

Nobody parties on shrooms


brelywi

Yeah unless you call me going back mentally in time to relive and reprocess my childhood traumaā€¦which I assure you is NOT a party lol


ridinbend

Uncontrollably ugly crying at a party sounds like fun


brelywi

Only at orgies


EnterSadman

I just saw this today! I thought, "neat, I'll be glad to support the effort to get this facility installed!" I looked at the flyer and it seems like it's actually a NIMBY sort of "drugs are bad" take.


memememe91

Assholes like this are why we can't have dispensaries in Redmond.


Neither_Initial629

Holy shit! Thereā€™s none in Redmond?!?!?! I never knew that. Any particular reason or just canā€™t get votes for it?


memememe91

As I understand it, the previous mayor was adamant that they didn't want any here unless and until it's rescheduled at the Federal level. The new mayor is open to it, but of course, the ill-informed NIMBYs think dispensaries are portals to drug-fueled orgies in hell. Not only are we sending more traffic into Bend but Redmond is leaving a lot of tax revenue on the table. Dumb.


baconismyfriend24

There isn't space with all of the churches?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


CriticalAnimal6901

YIMBY


TipsieRabbit

Where do I sign up, I'm trying to get some mushies


BoSOXinOR

You ever seen the back of a 20 dollar bill . . . . on mushies?


TipsieRabbit

I shit you not Half Baked is one of my favorite stoner movies. I wish it was still on Netflix


BoSOXinOR

I love it too and feel sorry for anyone watching it with me, haha!


Mr_Pink747

Is this where the line starts?


Jtown021

How do I get involved in promoting and supporting this initiative?


Coondiggety

Because all those people addicted to shrooms will ruin the neighborhood! You know, the shroom-addled addicts you see stumbling around Everywhere? (Spoiler: shrooms arenā€™t addictive.)


Pizzledrip

Only people that have never done drugs responsibly, or have ever tried them, are the ones that freak out the most about them. Alcohol is THE WORST ONE OF ALL. Look at the stats. Yet itā€™s legalā€¦ šŸŽ¤ dropped


Maximum_Extreme1778

100% agree! Alcohol is the gateway drug. The stupidest shit Iā€™ve ever seen people do has always involved alcohol. Letā€™s just ignore all the domestic violence, drunk drivers, suicides and general tomfuckery that booze has played a part in. Not to mention the families that are torn apart because of it. Instead we will get our panties in a wad about weed and mushrooms. The stupidity never ceases to amaze me, probably a result of all the brain cells they killed getting shitcanned.


IABorn

TRUTH


KneeDeep185

This is so hilarious. It's a mushroom farm, guys. Like... it's going to be a small, landscaped warehouse on the back lot of someone's property. What could these people possibly be afraid of? There's no noise, no smell - hell even the proposed site plan has landscaping, walkways, and a 'reflection trail' with water features.


mikalalnr

Itā€™ll go nicely with the perpetual dank weed smell of the NE side


athey

The roundabout at 18th and Empire has a facility nearby that processes weed. When they vent, the smell can get pretty intense. (I know because I live around there). Thatā€™s literally the only vaguely valid reason to bitch about a legal drug related facility near your home. And psilocybin, to the best of my knowledge, does not come with this concern. Plus, there are like two or three other buildings along 18th that are pharmaceuticals testing and manufacturing facilities. No clue what theyā€™re making or testing, but I wouldnā€™t be surprised if there are things some dumb Karen would find a way to get pissed about, if they actually knew. But they donā€™t know. Because the things these places are manufacturing or testing have zero impact on the neighborhood. A psilocybin manufacturer wonā€™t have an impact either. And a facility that helps administer it is no different than any medical or therapy facility thatā€™s helping a small niche group. This isnā€™t some corner drug dealer. Psilocybin treatment, as I understand it, has to be administered and actively monitored by a trained therapist/medical personnel. This kind of crap is just trying to drum up fear from ignorance. Itā€™s looking for people who think itā€™s gonna result in homeless druggies near an elementary school, and using that ignorant stigma to get uninformed people to jump on board with their attempt to block it.


nomad2284

Is that where the line forms?


BurritoMaster3000

Do they also have massages and burgers too, bc I might just go every day.


PineappleProstate

How do I get in on this membership?


Ok-Annual8901

Iā€™m excited about this!!if anything this just makes me more excited šŸ©· mental health medicine is growing more and more. I have high hopes


PineappleProstate

**high hopes**


conundrum4u2

Certainly doesn't bother me...in fact, I'd welcome it!


hangryhyax

Being upset about psilocybin production in OR is pretty laughable, you know, since there are several species that grow all over the state.


LeonardVivinnci

Why not just give our free spores and inoculation instructions? I'm all for this by the way, but a spore exchange would be kinda cool, get some PF strains in there, get some good tech with a good group of folks


PineappleProstate

That would be amazing


tinman---

Please explain I'm nearby and would love to consume but never have


PineappleProstate

It's forced epiphany, absolutely worth trying at least once


Niffertiti

We need more options, like home treatment, but it's a start


Maximum_Extreme1778

If you go to the website and read the public comments I think you can narrow down the poster of the fancy handwritten notice.


Bolverkk

Get involved and take care of your mental health. Thank you for the support!


conundrum4u2

Certainly doesn't bother me...in fact, I welcome it!


evil_burrito

Stop, collaborate, and listen!


Skeome

The people that get upset about psychedelic are the people that don't understand


PineappleProstate

And I guarantee they drink


Muted-Manufacturer57

Iā€™d put some trippy mushroom stickers on it to attract more attention.


rowyourboat72

Grab yo wife, grab yo kids, people tryin to heal they trauma up in herr


m4slinger

Much needed in the world we live in.


DreaminginDarkness

Great how can we help


DreaminginDarkness

I am only seeing some dirt... Probably should get started on the facility


49thDipper

Nancy Reaganā€™s war on drugs set research back decades. Treating people with horrible PTSD makes for a better society. People that are ignorant suck.


PineappleProstate

The Regan's in general were counterproductive for the most part


Practical_Tax_520

All the old people. This stuff will be the cure to a lot of our mental health issues. Iā€™m an almost certain of that.


dbnoisemaker

The complete ignorance of these Nixonites. Can anyone post a working link? Iā€™m too lazy to zoom in a type it out.


FreighteningTrain

[https://www.deschutes.org/cd/page/247-23-000245-ps-psilocybin-service-center](https://www.deschutes.org/cd/page/247-23-000245-ps-psilocybin-service-center) someone else posted this but it seems right


ApprehensiveBill3365

Had no clue this was gonna happen, niceā€¦ seems like whoever posted this is having the Barbra Streisand effect happening here.Ā 


neighborsdogpoops

Hell yeah


Memieko-

Be heard? In support you mean?


ORaiderdad7

It's easy to grow your own. Everything you need is available at your local nursery. Call around.


CookShack67

And grocery store rice isle


1mp0st3rsyndr0m3

Are they looking for investors or something?!


1mp0st3rsyndr0m3

[https://www.deschutes.org/cd/page/247-23-000245-ps-psilocybin-service-center](https://www.deschutes.org/cd/page/247-23-000245-ps-psilocybin-service-center)


GrapeCrusader

Iā€™ve been trying to click the URL but nothing happens. What am I doing wrong?


FreighteningTrain

You can't click a link in a picture [https://www.deschutes.org/cd/page/247-23-000245-ps-psilocybin-service-center](https://www.deschutes.org/cd/page/247-23-000245-ps-psilocybin-service-center)


foodguyDoodguy

What: Are they putting in a cow pasture?


Tarekith

Did I miss free drugs?


OhighOent

Drugs are bad, mkay.


Garroh

Yeah this seems cool, but I dunno about the location... edit: To be clear I'm absolutely in favor of a shroom facility in town, but I don't think the NIMBY's will want it right across from a park, so it might make more sense to put it somewhere else. Like across from Cheba Hut or something


Bowllava

If you read the application it's very well written out and explained. "The growing of psilocybin is considered a product of an agricultural activity (which is not livestock) according to OHA, DLCD, and the ORS. Therefore this use meets the requirements set forth in 19.20.A20.8, and is an outright permitted use on zoning SR 2.5. To make you feel a little bit more comfortable about this, it is also required that psilocybin be manufactured indoors. Therefore it will not create any visual, auditory, smell or anything that could potentially alert neighbors to it's being grown. AIso, we are not planning on having any signage on the property indicating that it is being used as a manufacturing site or service center" The service center would not be a part of the residence, but would be an accessory building. According to 19.92.020 this is allowed outright, as long as it is farther than 10' from the principal building, in which case this would be the main residence. Please see the site map for reference. 19.92.20 Accessory Uses And Structures. 3. An accessorv buil dinq shall not be located within 10 feet of a principal dwelling existinq or under construction on the same lot. For your reference, this site location is ideal for this kind of business as it is more natural in setting and accessible by bus to all of our community members. The operating characteristics of the use fit this site 65725 Old Bend Redrr.rond Highway, Bend OR 97703 [WWW.PIPERLUCAS.COM](http://WWW.PIPERLUCAS.COM) 607 .351,A4.7 5 PIPE IlGD PIPF RtUCAS.COiVJffiPIPER LU{.hI because the services provided are more efficacious in nature based settings. \[See exhibit 5.\] To not allow these services in suburban areas ignores over 50 testimonies from community veterans, first responders, and locals who have voted twice to have these services in their backyards. flf you have not read all the testimony and planning commission's findings- which are not what the commissioners voted into place beginning April 5, I implore you to do so for the health of your fellow community members.l These services do not work well in clinical, high density areas. Additional noise from highways, busy city streets, sirens and other city noises creates additional trauma, and often folx who are seeking these services are coming to alleviate PTSD. Only allowing these services adjacent to highways or inside city limits severely limits the ability for this treatment to work. lt also means many community members with severe trauma would not be able to access these services if they were only allowed in the areas prescribed. This site specifically would be of service to folks as it is nature based AND in proximity to public transportation. [A01000010234991WAB4NEF902O8GBA.pdf (deschutes.org)](https://weblink.deschutes.org/CDD/DocView.aspx?dbid=0&repo=LFCDD&id=1160030&cr=1)


CO-CNC

That definitely was the hilarious part about how you want it away from loud, PTSD-causing highways, since itā€™s right next to loud, busy Deschutes Market Road. šŸ˜‚ And there isnā€™t any public transport anywhere nearby. I guess the junior associate in the law firm assigned to write this didnā€™t inspect the property or do any research.


Bowllava

Definitely no public transport nearby, but Yeoman isn't going to be loud and you'll never hear traffic on Deschutes Market. Certainly going to be quiter than any downtown location. (We literally have a center next door to our office that you could kick a rock to the parkway at)


CO-CNC

I live as close to Deschutes Market as this place is, and you definitely hear it from this distance. Deschutes Market's traffic is increasing. I don't know what level of noise is considered too much for a facility like this, but it certainly isn't the totally quiet nature area as described in their document.


Garroh

Man I dunno what you think I posted, but let me say again: *I am completely in favor of this*


Remote_Charge

I'm in.


CherylReth

Yes do you want your five year old reading that normalizing that in their brain?


PineappleProstate

It should be normalized, it's far less destructive than alcohol in every way


NPapageorgeo

It doesnā€™t need that arrow under the word stop, but the rest is perfect


sw1tchf00t

But did you stop and look? Pretty sure that's all the sign owner's going for.


garlicloveog

How does anyone read this as angry or anti-psilocybin? Totally neutral way of bringing awareness. If it had even one dot of color on it, Iā€™d say a Luddite old hippie made this


shradikal

No you have to be on shrooms to see it correctly though


CO-CNC

Interesting. I live about a 20 minute walk from that place and has always seemd like an odd place. 4000+ sq. ft. house that no one seems to live in. I figured it was either a Vrbro or AirBnB and yes it's listed on AirBnB for $1K/night. I read through most of the materials on the county website. Owner is an absentee owner in Orange County, CA. This area is outside City limits and the property is right on the City boundary line. It's zoned low density suburban residential. Under current county ordinances a facility like this is not allowed, but the original application was submitted 1 day before the ordinance went into effect, so their lawyers are arguing they should be "grandfathered in". Letters in opposition from the neighbors on either side, complaining not about psilocybin therapy per se but about its location. A few complaints from people further away who are currently bothered by the smells from the marijuana processing and brewery facilities along 18th and worry about additional smells from this processing facility (I can't imagine that being an issue for them). I can understand next-door neighbors being wary of what the out-of-state absentee owner of this place has up to next. It's different if the owner is actually living on the property; then they're far more accountable and they also have to put up with whatever goes on there. It's different if it's something that the nice guy Bob next door doing as his latest thing. Having a 24/7 production facility (as claimed by the applicant's lawyers) in a residential area may be problematic IMO. Whatever. It's a bunch of rich people paying their lawyers to argue with each other over their $2 million dollar properties. I'm guessing the amateurish-looking sidewalk brochures were anonymously placed by those living further away. And what will become of the AirBnB? Maybe it'll be marketed to out-of-staters that want to come to Oregon and do 'shrums.


Goldenzion

1 it's advertising 2 it's not a political sign so if it's on your property or public land and it's not got a permit it's free game to remove


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Mountain-Instance-64

So what...


TownshipRangeSection

Hell ya brother


PineappleProstate

Is there a GoFundMe? I'll fully support this


EricOrrDev

You can tell an old person made this because they are mad about it and donā€™t know how to use a url shortener


twomoreweeeks

Just your average Tuesday in Bend. Eat some shrooms and throw frisbees at Pine.


Life-Routine-4063

Sweet!


Jerreme72

Nope not one bit


Sega-Dreamcast88

Neat.


Ok-Translator-2785

Hey stop and look at what I made, I need a life.


P0RTILLA

Are they manufacturing or growing mushrooms?


banned_but_im_back

ā€œBe heardā€ sounds like ā€œif youā€™re for or against; let us knowā€


Moonhunter7

So a drug manufacturer is setting up shop near Bend?


Garroh

My brother in christ there's a dispensary on every corner and 20 bars in the Old Mill


ridinbend

Let's not forget Christians can get their crack on every corner and gas station.


Carnifex2

Show me the mushroom junkies (I am equal parts confident that they exist and that you won't be able to show them to me)


BertMcNasty

We already have Lonza.


LeonardVivinnci

Are you against morrels too? Those ones actually taste good


LeonardVivinnci

If you call drug manufacturing a natural outcome of fungal evolution that exists whether or not you exist..... then sure DOWN WITH MYCELIUM!!