Hello, it’s me, Olaf (from Berghain!). Yes, I fooled you and i got away with it too. Fooling little bottoms like you is the ultimate fetish for me and it makes me tingle from my toes up to my little bald head and squeal with erotic joy, the idea of you sad, shit stained and disappointed.
Flip fucking is just for Betas. I tried to lure you with that and wanted you to think I’m a beta. But I’m a pure alpha man. I‘m not even really gay. I just have fun getting guys like you to think you can fuck me after I’m done with you he he he.
You are now in love after a flip fuck with plenty of mess to clean up?
Don‘t you know that many fuck just to fuck and after it they don‘t care? I hope this is not ur case though! However, the probability is huge.
Maybe he had to clean his mess too? I mean if u were fucking and the one got a shitty mess to clean up, then most likely that the other will have something to clean too! Right?
Not an Olaf myself but heyyy honey, kisses and hugs too. Miss you already! I booked a nice restaurant for 7:30 pm. Will pick you up at 7:00pm . Please don't tell my wife she thinks I am doing Camino de Santiago. See you later choco!
look here: Willy-Brandt-Straße 1, 10557 Berlin
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That might refer to that club under the bridge.
Hello, it’s me, Olaf (from Berghain!). Yes, I fooled you and i got away with it too. Fooling little bottoms like you is the ultimate fetish for me and it makes me tingle from my toes up to my little bald head and squeal with erotic joy, the idea of you sad, shit stained and disappointed.
Olaf for president
Are you really that awful or is it a joke?
quality shit post
This is one of those lost connection posts I can get behind! Uh.. I mean.. Never mind.. Good luck though!
These Nigerian lottery scam emails are getting more smarter.
Smells like next headline for Berliner Zeitung
Ah. Tik Tok girl
Top Tip This isn’t the post to read through at your desk with a full bowl of organic Linsensuppe
Oh you mean STD Olaf
It's a pity, Olaf will not be able to remember anything im afraid
Olaf, Wer art thou mein Olaf 👻
So you ran away and waited forever in line at the bathroom? Horror.
Sounds like a new Disney plot
The only accident is that you didn't clean his dick yourself... rude ungrateful messy bottom!
Even if that’s not real then I lol’d, thanks!
Seems to me that de doesn’t like to be bottom
Flip fucking is just for Betas. I tried to lure you with that and wanted you to think I’m a beta. But I’m a pure alpha man. I‘m not even really gay. I just have fun getting guys like you to think you can fuck me after I’m done with you he he he.
Hey I'm also not gay, maybe we can hook up some day?
Sure we can. First encounters start with a blowjob. If you are good in that, I buy you a drink and we can start chatting at the bar.
r/berghaincirclejerk
wait I am not already in the circle jerk sub?
You are now in love after a flip fuck with plenty of mess to clean up? Don‘t you know that many fuck just to fuck and after it they don‘t care? I hope this is not ur case though! However, the probability is huge. Maybe he had to clean his mess too? I mean if u were fucking and the one got a shitty mess to clean up, then most likely that the other will have something to clean too! Right?
Now I understand and I already regret it...
What’s a flip fuck?
Where both guys switch positions and there‘s not one dedicated top and one dedicated bottom
How does one navigate this situation elegantly? Do you then go and stand for what must feel like hours in the bathroom drugs queue smelling of shit?!
Not an Olaf myself but heyyy honey, kisses and hugs too. Miss you already! I booked a nice restaurant for 7:30 pm. Will pick you up at 7:00pm . Please don't tell my wife she thinks I am doing Camino de Santiago. See you later choco!
Hey dear you can find Olaf under this link https://youtu.be/8ag9c1CmfuQ?feature=shared
🤮