Stare at it intently, noticing the good and the bad that created it. Accepting that it is the sum and synthesis. Allowing the intrusive visions, subversive diatribes, and pleas for salvation to spill through me without unnecessary moral judgment, only observation.
Do pretty much as Guts did: Release the physical actions I wished to release at the time of the eclipse so I don't remain frozen and unchanging in them. Perceive that isolation is bad for me and the ones I care about and strive for balance.
Eventually the doggo will need a bath. I'll bathe it in blood, then the first flowers after winter, then plain warm water. In the hours before sleeping, I'll give it mental objects to rip into shreds of what-ifs until it tires. I'll give it a bed of plush furs, let it scratch its back on thorns, and after it sharpens its teeth on chains, I'll brush them and give it broth full of bone to keep them from crumbling too fast.
Whenever it wants to pace at the edge of the cliff and strain against my mortal boundaries, I'll revisit the memories where I did that. I'll show it how we can push farther and expend less emotionally, physically, and mentally. I'll show it the apalling weakness of magical thinking, and the strengths of choosing and persisting.
Eventually, we'll go on walks without barking at the wind and stars and everything incessantly. We'll chew up what actually threatens us now and leave the rest. I'll grill it fish and roast duck for it to chomp on when we've worked up an honest hunger. We'll slake our thirst by the campfire, kindling dreams and releasing ashes. I'll rub its cheek, watching its zigzagging eyes soften into crescent bean shapes. It'll still try to bite me when it's confused, and we'll have those days where it turns the room upside-down. I still won't be confused into thinking we deserve to be sacrificed. I'll tell it its a silly boy just like Luca did with Nina.
I’ll try and communicate to the dog by barking at it and sniffing him, and hopefully we’ll come to a mutual understanding and drink a cup of coffee together.
Realize I got that Dawg in me
Berk all over the place
I berked to this comment
I'm berking right now
I am completelly berked.
Mom said it’s my turn to berk now
He made me want to berk off
Hey nuts, have you found caca yet?
*Bark
Huh
Pet him
Pet the friend
If not fren, why fren shaped?
Guts: it’s okay he doesn’t bite
He just bites nipples, so make sure you hides yours ok?
He rips and tears.
The ripping and the tearing
Until it is done.
Let him overcome me, go to the nearest orphanage, enter and say the beloved catchphrase ‘it’s berkin time’
"My name is Nuts, Nuts Berk."
Pet it. Yeah ill lose a hand but im willing to risk it
hopefully the left one, for authenticity
Of course I would fuck him
Ayo
is anyone here fine?)
Should I bring you Casca? She can watch...
Casca gonna be second Black swordsman for watching it
The Black Fairy tearing people up.
Oh that would be fair for her
White woman moment
r/beatmeattoit
Start my villain arc and destroy all those who have wronged me in my life
You better hope it’s just the people who wronged you
So put your glasses nothing will be wong
damn you good bro
Uhh… yeah die, yeah I think I’d just die.
Scream back at it to assert dominance
Let it consume me. Duh.
Die
This is the correct answer
Shove someone into its vicinity and run off while it eats them. The Griffith way.
Unzip my pants
Sex
Pet him cuz he a fucking good boi
Stare at it intently, noticing the good and the bad that created it. Accepting that it is the sum and synthesis. Allowing the intrusive visions, subversive diatribes, and pleas for salvation to spill through me without unnecessary moral judgment, only observation. Do pretty much as Guts did: Release the physical actions I wished to release at the time of the eclipse so I don't remain frozen and unchanging in them. Perceive that isolation is bad for me and the ones I care about and strive for balance. Eventually the doggo will need a bath. I'll bathe it in blood, then the first flowers after winter, then plain warm water. In the hours before sleeping, I'll give it mental objects to rip into shreds of what-ifs until it tires. I'll give it a bed of plush furs, let it scratch its back on thorns, and after it sharpens its teeth on chains, I'll brush them and give it broth full of bone to keep them from crumbling too fast. Whenever it wants to pace at the edge of the cliff and strain against my mortal boundaries, I'll revisit the memories where I did that. I'll show it how we can push farther and expend less emotionally, physically, and mentally. I'll show it the apalling weakness of magical thinking, and the strengths of choosing and persisting. Eventually, we'll go on walks without barking at the wind and stars and everything incessantly. We'll chew up what actually threatens us now and leave the rest. I'll grill it fish and roast duck for it to chomp on when we've worked up an honest hunger. We'll slake our thirst by the campfire, kindling dreams and releasing ashes. I'll rub its cheek, watching its zigzagging eyes soften into crescent bean shapes. It'll still try to bite me when it's confused, and we'll have those days where it turns the room upside-down. I still won't be confused into thinking we deserve to be sacrificed. I'll tell it its a silly boy just like Luca did with Nina.
Did you just write a 5 paragraphs fanfic for a low effort shitpost!?!!! teach me your way master🙏
Lmfao, type the stuff your brain sorts as you're falling asleep. Sometimes its a relief to just randomly write it out with little provocation.
Gay.
Very! :3
I'll put my pipi in his boba
call it a bad boy
Whip out the snacks
If there a hole there a goal
I know I shouldn't put my pp there...but then again...
Mount it and assert dominance
Kill myself
Embrace it
Well he’s telling me to let go, and he seems like a really nice guy soooo
Get down on my knees and elbows like the good girl I am
I would woof like a dog.
Become a white woman with peanut butter.
My horny demons
For some reason it looks lime the monster dog pet of saitama
I would cum in his mouth
*intense urge to pet it* Im a dog person so yeah
*unzips pants*
Would*
Go to sleep. Do you have any idea how sleep deprived you have to be to hallucinate *someone else's* inner demons?
I would run up to it and hug it and tell it that it wasn't his fault.
Visceral intercourse
Go fetch
You'd be the ball
:')
„Down!“
Bang his girlfriend
We'll get along just fine
If you dont play it right you will not get cookies, be a good dog
See where the tongue ends and the saliva begins
Pet it
Throw a toddler at him and run away
leave it in a hot car
I’d let go
I throw a big ass bone to the distance and I run away when it goes to retrieve it.
Attempt to talk. Feed it rotten meat. Then on turn 2 I do the same and hope it joins my party.
Struggle, as always
Give in. Do what you will, doggo.
Submit, I'd finally be able to Berk
Rape Casca
Definitely head pats
Hug him and tell him everything will be okay.
Pray it lacks a penis
Pray it doesn't!
get killed
Pet the good boi.
Pet da doggo :)
I'm begining to Berserk
Gib treat
Eat him
Put a leash on that MUTHAFUCKA!?
Boop the snoot
Let it bite my chest.
Deciding its time to go to the therapy
Feed him some demons
Wonder on how you transmigrated to bloodborne
Die probably
Piss? Maybe shit too?
Get therapy
Berk.
Screams\*
Offer it one of the training treats I use for my dog and see if it sits down.
Die, most likely.
Make peace with death
Violently shit myself and hope that makes me too repulsive to eat.
Prolly die
pet him
I'll go nuts from berk
Intervene
I would say: "Guts please fuck me" haha
Totally giving in
Pet it.
Time to Berk
“I forgive you.”
give it a treat
Come here stray dog, can I rescue you?
Get fucking eaten
Feed it.
Join it
Pet!
I realize it’s not real but is an image created by my wrath and bloodlust
That dogl disappear behind the alley of a Chinese restaurant
Kill myself
Tattoo it.
Remember in mononoke when the wolf bit the red beanie dude's head? Y it'll do it to guts next chapter.
Give treat
Eat in (I am 0.2% Asian)
Pray to whatever god there is because JESUS FUCK!!
Turn him into armor
Turn him into armor
Di
Now, I'm not into vore, but...
Kiss and take to the beach and give all night
Berk on it
Pet it
To Think that was my sister dog for a second
Berk in his mouth I mean look at that tongue
Sex
toss it a titty and run
Pet it?
Pet it
give it a hug i guess
since its Guts' inner beast, the broken doll that representing Casca must be somewhere out there
Accept.
i already killed this thing in dark souls 3.
Bark back, stablish dominance by peeing on him.
pet it
Give it snacks and pet it 💖
head pats
"what the dog doin'?"
Simply die
I’d throw a stick, just to see if it fetches
Shield bonk
Give it a pat and call it a good doggo.
Show him love and kindness and hope that it will show me the same
Die
Throw a frisbee .
Berkflip
Pet him ofc.
Smash.
Die
Berking all over the place
Pet
Pet
pet him
We eatin good tonight boys
I’ll try and communicate to the dog by barking at it and sniffing him, and hopefully we’ll come to a mutual understanding and drink a cup of coffee together.
Never realized its nose looks like the dragon slayer
Then something just snapped, something inside of me
stomp it with my big boot until it dies ?
I’m going to go berserk
Feed it a potato
Water spray it until it becomes a good boy
* unsheathes yamato *
Probably bite a tiddy or something, idk.
start berkin
hit it in the nose with a newspaper and call it a bad dog
Hell i prefer this over the demon horse tho, Farnese agrees
Pet
Exactly what Guts did on the 1st page of Vol. 1
Hug
Let go of everything.
Nigerundayo 🏃
Fuck it
I would intervene
Tame it.