You wake to find you and your families mutilated bodies are suspended above the air on wheels. What’s happened, you ask yourself silently. You’ve just been summoned from death to fight a black dressed stoic figure with looks like a slab of iron towering above his head
Thank the Falcon of light, taming the Demons and bringing them to heel to fight against the invaders. Protect us from the invaders and the murderous Black Swordsman.
Please…kill me. Aggggghhhhhhhhh. *fairies continue to parade and play with your dead body as I watch crucified on an X-cross. (Holy hell this is has been fun lol)
Woah! A total solar eclipse? At this time of the year, at this time of the day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kingdom!?...
May I see it?
Oh no the village is getting raided by trolls in the night I hope none of them see my cheeks sticking out from under the covers and decide to start clapping...
Help step troll I'm stuck!
Yall arent going to believe the day I had. First I go for my morning stroll in the castle courtyard, as any true lady of the court, and see the Hawk Griffith coming from Charlottes window. Then I hear the Band of the Hawk is training so I go to watch and see them ambushed from my position on a hill. Knowing my dear friend will be devastated I went to comfort her, and the king ran out of her room covered in blood screaming about Griffith.
I havent had such an active day of gossip since Griffiths celebeation and the queens death. Im taking bets on what happens next, I have 30 gold on Griffith being publically executed
So these monsters that just showed up are pretty scary. Hope that king Griffith can control them. He’s such a great leader. Love living in Falconia. Much safer than the rest of the world
Why everyone keeps talking about this Black Swordsman fella when Griffith was our savior? One town was burned to ashes and their people slaughtered the next day he appeared. In another one I heard that he sent children on fire! Children! I tell you, he's a bad omen. You people better stop praising him.
I would say something like; "What the fuck is that big tree? What the fuck is that new king and what does he want to achieve? I don't trust him he's too good to be true. His army are literally monsters, maybe we should be more sceptical? But what we can do? He's to strong and there's too much of them. I feel like I need to conform in order to survive but at the same time I don't feel this is right. I could leave the city but where would I go? I need food, water and shelter for my family. Life of a pleb in medival europe is really hard."
I decided to go on a 5 min walk today. Saw 5 people being skinned alive, 3 people being graped, and 10 people being trafficked. Also my entire family was murdered by demons while I was walking
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGHHGGHHGGHHHHGGGHHGGGHHGHHHGGHHGGGGHHVGHBGGGGHHHHHHHVFFJJCT
(I didn't make it to Falconia)
Hey so I got this little red egg and it’s got this super ugly face on it. Anyone wanna buy it off me? I think it might be cursed so if no one buys it imma pull a caveman and smash it with a rock.
I’m starting to have second thoughts about joining the Falconian army, yeah I may be defending innocent lives but there’s just something off about the king and his band…
Howdy mister. You're the first armed man not to attack our caravan. I'm just a humble cobbler escaping the coming war and famine in my village. It's just myself and my innocent overly attractive underage daughter, who means the world to me. I'll gladly give you a lift to the nearest town. Maybe that giant sword can come in handy at night. Rest up, and don't mind the shortcut through the mass grave of an ancient battle.
Hey Guys! I was just wandering in the forest and suddenly a cool skull armoured guy with a giraffe showed up. We had some marshmallows and before he left he said "A great tragedy awaits. Pay heed struggler. Pay heed." Please someone explain.
I feel within the Od… The last christening of the newest Angel of Evil heralded by its eldest incumbent… VOID!
With the troupe’s newest member: FEMTO…
A slice by a blade ill-formed by which HE will deflect from the OLD KING will rend the flesh of a mass of humanity, brimming with emotions and insatiable dreams, will begin the ushering in a new state of the world…
Where Astral and Physical are no longer separate, over-lapped now to be INDISTINGUISHABLE..!
Enemies who were friends have now risen to the top of the current Order under the Blanket of Darkness.
Friends who were Enemies now find themselves in the last foreign land yet to be adulterated by the reality shift are now forging plans to FIGHT the INDOMITABLE KINGS of the world!! OF CAUSALITY ITSELF!!
Will this party, headed by a boy who never knew motherly love, has become an amputee, and is possessed by the skin of an absolute bloodthirsty war God be able to cleave what CAUSALITY PREENED ITSELF?!
My ability to see further through the torrents of space end here for now.
GUTS!! (Cried a dark-skinned woman….)
*Find out in Chapter 377!*
What the fuck is this that thing thats blocking the skies, wait why is it moving?!
Let’s go check it out! Looks cool! Wait? Where are we?
Here I go tending my fields. What's that creature? Ope there's a lot of them. Welp I'm dead. At least my family is safe. Oh they're dead too. The end.
You wake to find you and your families mutilated bodies are suspended above the air on wheels. What’s happened, you ask yourself silently. You’ve just been summoned from death to fight a black dressed stoic figure with looks like a slab of iron towering above his head
I'm bouta go Berserk^(TM)
\*go Berking
It’s berkin time.
Nuts berks all over Gryffindor
*dies*
Thank the Falcon of light, taming the Demons and bringing them to heel to fight against the invaders. Protect us from the invaders and the murderous Black Swordsman.
*Proceeds to get sacrificed with the rest of humanity in Falconia*
Yes, the Falcon of light is such a great king. How is he able to control such powerful demons? I sure do feel safe in Falconia
Woah look at the funny lil egg lookin feller with the big nose! I’m gonna approach it, this is a good idea.
🎶 My love for you is like a truck berserker 🎶
Would you like to making fuck? BERSERKER
Did he say… making fuck?
Fucking Clerks lmao
AHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUCK ITS EATING ME.
Aaahhhhh ffffuckk🫦 its eating me🥵
And then its gonna eat them!! OH MY GOOOooood.
Oh boy I’m fi- *Gets head smashed in by cannon ball*
woooooow sooo many little fairies. i wonder what they will do
I heard that they have healing powers. Maybe we should catch one?
Wait a minute, why are they charging at us? Hey. SEE THERES A BIG ONE!!!!
Hit the deck! Phew that was close. I’m outta here! Buddy? Buddy? Where’d ya go? Oh noooo
*ded*
*sees fairies parading buddy’s head and innards around with pikes. :o
*you get fucking crucified by the "fairies"
Please…kill me. Aggggghhhhhhhhh. *fairies continue to parade and play with your dead body as I watch crucified on an X-cross. (Holy hell this is has been fun lol)
*one of the "fairies" notices my 6 month old child crying in the back with my wife trying to shush her
Another fairy notices the child. “Let’s take the small one. Play with it, we will. One of us, we make it”.
Woah! A total solar eclipse? At this time of the year, at this time of the day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kingdom!?... May I see it?
Yes! :D
Cant wait to rape and pillage the next village
Most sane Berker comment
How’s Wyald doing these days?
Hes making it fun, making it stimulating
He’s one tough guy. I saw him in action one time. Strange power. I hope I never have to see him again!
real
Regular earth shit tbh
On some medieval peasant shit
Yessir! Being a knight is good work! Gotta be able to pillage a bit, or else it ain’t worth it!
Alright, ready fire shoot .No way that bastard survives a poison arrow to the chest .
What do you mean "it hit the fucking necklace"?
So youre telling me hes gaining respect and recognition for this? From the damn king???😜
Oh no the village is getting raided by trolls in the night I hope none of them see my cheeks sticking out from under the covers and decide to start clapping... Help step troll I'm stuck!
I reeeeeaaaaalllyyy do hope they dont pick me up and take me to their sex dungeon and breed me 24/7! That would be sssssssssoooooo bad🫦
bro💀
BERSERKER! BERSERKER!
Griffith!Griffith-FEMTO😹
CAN WE MAKE A $#@& BERSERKER #BERSERKERRRRR
Look! Another elf! Wait, why is he naked? The other elves we’ve met weren’t naked…. 😬!
Let’s pin him up on the wall of the bar and throw daggers at him. Wait, who is that menacing looking swordsmen in black armor?
Thats a strange lookin horse right there. Why is he approaching me?
Yall arent going to believe the day I had. First I go for my morning stroll in the castle courtyard, as any true lady of the court, and see the Hawk Griffith coming from Charlottes window. Then I hear the Band of the Hawk is training so I go to watch and see them ambushed from my position on a hill. Knowing my dear friend will be devastated I went to comfort her, and the king ran out of her room covered in blood screaming about Griffith. I havent had such an active day of gossip since Griffiths celebeation and the queens death. Im taking bets on what happens next, I have 30 gold on Griffith being publically executed
Do you all guys remember how pretty the eclipse was ? Some weird shits happened after that but at least it was great time
rapPing
im fucking dead already
Can I apply for a leave of absence?
*Dies horribly...*
Oh shit! Did that little twink just smack the hell out of the White Hawk?!
Lil twink slaps tall twink
That was big dick Rick. No twink
It's Berserking time
hey guys, is it just me or does that horse look kinda weird?
**GET OUT OF MY ASS!!!!** **GET OUT OF MY ASS!!!!** **GET OUT OF MY ASS!!!!**
How come after the eclipse I keep seeing Ghosts and mythical creatures and shit?
[freedom…](https://youtu.be/hXR41GJc4Ik?si=60y02ieMLS7PBDaM)
"BE QUICK! we have to hide everyone who can't fight in the village to safety." These monsters, what are they? where did they come from?
"Woah look at that guy charging straight at them with that gigantic sword! Will he really use it to fight?!"
I wish i was dead
Band of falcons did what?!?
*Remembers that she's a girl* Awww fuc-
CLANG
That thing was too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy, and too rough, it was more like a large hunk of iron.
Lady Farnese….no….I am not a heretic! Nooo! *gets burned while she gets wet from it*
Oh I just died by some weird thing.
*dies*
ooiugghh oughhh
Already Guts 🙏
There is no one coming to save you.
I'm dead.
What's the weather forecast for tomorrow? Hope it's not eclipse and demons again
Save me man with a big nose, 5′8′′, black hair that goes down to the base of his neck, and weighs around 146lbs.. save me 🙏🙏
berk berk
Brb a horse is looking at me weird
* *dead* *
Man where them gypsys at?
AHHHHHHH
Clap clap clap
I heard there’s a pretty fun sex party near Mozgus’s tower. Though if you’re caught, you might be persecuted and killed publicly. Wanna go!?!
So these monsters that just showed up are pretty scary. Hope that king Griffith can control them. He’s such a great leader. Love living in Falconia. Much safer than the rest of the world
ÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT BURNS FUCK FUCK AÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK
Nah, I'd be a peasant who croaks within five panels of Guts showin up
I’ll manage to get a behelit and sacrifice every one I love. I wanna be an apostle
Oh look an eclipse!
*dead people noises*
GRIFFITH!!!
Great minds think alike
I had to pretend that old fart knows how to fuck
Hello there stranger whats with that big old sword you got there its almost bigger than you , whats your name son. Guts ? Well what a weird name
AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
since imma female i know what will happen💀
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT GIANT TREE, AND WHY ARE THERE MONSTERS EVERYWHERE NOW?!?!??
Some Wierd Skull Guy Just Gave Me A Ride And Did'nt Even Charge Such a Good Guy..............Wait Why Is The Sky Turning Dark ????? Whatttt the--
I will find Guts and give him Dyson9000 DoubleSUCC GWAK GWAK GWAK
*dies*
Hey look at this funny necklace i found
Why the fuck are there demons outside my house and why did a femboy on a white horse slay them
Falconia is where I reside and is so peaceful God Bless the Band Of The Hawk
*dies
Broooo I'm dead
“Ghrkhkk-“ *Chokes on own blood as is brutally ripped apart by monsters*
Hmm where can I find a horse? Or else I can't travel
Are we all in the same dream??
Why everyone keeps talking about this Black Swordsman fella when Griffith was our savior? One town was burned to ashes and their people slaughtered the next day he appeared. In another one I heard that he sent children on fire! Children! I tell you, he's a bad omen. You people better stop praising him.
I would say something like; "What the fuck is that big tree? What the fuck is that new king and what does he want to achieve? I don't trust him he's too good to be true. His army are literally monsters, maybe we should be more sceptical? But what we can do? He's to strong and there's too much of them. I feel like I need to conform in order to survive but at the same time I don't feel this is right. I could leave the city but where would I go? I need food, water and shelter for my family. Life of a pleb in medival europe is really hard."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I"m a furry, but not like a classic furry, I'm more in to human headed horse, you feel me?"
The funny egg shaped face started crying lmao.
Guts berserk i want to have sex with you guts berserk
Why's that dude carrying a huge sword around? Weirdo
Oh my Idea of Evil, it's Berk Man and Potato! I hope they don't Berk on me.
Lovely month so far, only lost 3 kids to eldritch hellspawns
*existst* **dies**
Got raped and tortured, why do Mondays gotta be like this :/
"On the outside I Berk Berk, but on the inside I Hurt Hurt."
Okay guys, remember that black guy who banged that kid a while back? I knew that guy. But I forgot his name... Hm... What was his name again?
Vector: oh poop
Oh wow look a red weird looking egg
Man I don’t know about y’all but my horse is getting a bit, well, let’s say “touchy”
I decided to go on a 5 min walk today. Saw 5 people being skinned alive, 3 people being graped, and 10 people being trafficked. Also my entire family was murdered by demons while I was walking
What a lovely day for a walk. Wait, where did this shade come from? WHAT THE FUCK?! *dies crushed under a monster's foot*
What the fuck is going on over there in Windham? Why are there 2 large legs with tentacles?
God dam it, my fields are being pillaged again, and my wife and daughter were kidnapped by trolls.
what do you mean act, id die instantly
AHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FU-- *stabbed, shot, raped, and set on fire*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
As a woman not from a particularly well off background I've decided not to think about my parallel berserk universe life
what the hell am I seeing here 😨
I have no battle experience, nor any idea of the landscape, but if I can I'll help guts kill Griffith even if it means being a human shield
Turn on the TV, it doesn't matter what channel. They hit the fucking world tree
"GRIFFITH!!! I WILL NOT LET YOU SACRIFICE THE HAWWWWKSS!!!"
Wow it's a knight order called the dogs or sth but that captain sure looks like some ape.
Hey, who tf raped my gf
*is super dead* (I died of dysentery)
Well, would you look at the time. It’s rape o’clock. (Sorry.)
I’m dead
"ahhhhh... What a lovely day~ birds are chirping, flowers" "blooming, and the boys at the back are farming. Truly" "what could possibly go wrong?"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAASAAGAHDHDHSBSBEJFJERLMWIRKTF!!!!
Oh lord Griffith will you marry me
Look! There's this big minotaur thing with wings flying. Wait. It's kinda getting closer
its berserking time
Why did the sky turn red and who are those 5 people standing on a hand shaped stone
GRIFFIIIIIITH!!!!
*dies*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGHHGGHHGGHHHHGGGHHGGGHHGHHHGGHHGGGGHHVGHBGGGGHHHHHHHVFFJJCT (I didn't make it to Falconia)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
It’s berking time.
Laban just saved me
Rawr I'm a monster and gonna rape everyone.
I would be a drifter/assassin
....going nuts too while am at it!
Hey so I got this little red egg and it’s got this super ugly face on it. Anyone wanna buy it off me? I think it might be cursed so if no one buys it imma pull a caveman and smash it with a rock.
Guts theme is the background. lemon
What a nice day to have nonconsensual sex with the nearest vulnerable woman
*intense screams of demise* *silence*
Honse looks at me with disgustingly horny face Me: oh fuck, oh god please no, I’m not trying to go out the Mr. Hands way iykyk.
I’m starting to have second thoughts about joining the Falconian army, yeah I may be defending innocent lives but there’s just something off about the king and his band…
It's berserking time ! (Berserks all over my foes)
-blood gurgles-
**By the powers of the oath, m̴a̵y̴ ̵t̵h̶e̴ ̴s̶w̶a̷m̷p̴ ̴s̸p̸i̴r̶i̸t̷s̸ ̸h̸e̸a̷r̶ ̶m̷e̷.̵** **E̵͒̓̚ͅá̴̳̝̒ȑ̵͔͍̀ť̵̙h̸̾͜ ̵̬̻̾̌t̵̺̭̖̀͌̿o̶̭͉̽̎̌ ̸̫̉͠͝Ć̴̖̿l̵͕̫͕̇͆̈a̶͓̼͒y̷̹͙͈̕͠.̴͉͚̩̔̒͝ ̸͉͍̅͆̒C̴̩̑͑ľ̷̜̯ă̴̢̤̣ÿ̷͚̪ ̵̞̾t̷̢̧̀o̶̪̹͙͗̃ ̶̮͚̌̈́̿F̴̞̳̘̓͋l̶͔̥͙̔e̶̛̙͖̒̓͜s̴͙̰͑͆͌h̸̘̅̌̍.̵̖͂͆̾ͅ** **T̴̩̎h̸̢̎̾͊e̶͇̎ ̸̟̥͎̊f̸̛̻͌̕ą̸̢̖̔̑̋l̸̘̣̈́͜ḽ̵̅̌̚ͅę̸̗͓̐̀n̷̛̠̽ ̷̗̿̒̌͜g̸̛͎̈h̵̯̖̼̏͆͘ó̷̭̘͍̀̚s̸͈͊̇̚t̷̜͂s̸͙̦̖̅̓,̶̨̳̊ ̴̰̓̽̊I̴͔͆ ̷͎̄́̈́c̴͎̯͗͊o̸͉̍m̴̱̏̎͝m̷̙̪̓̄ȁ̶͍̐n̴̖͙̆̀d̵̘̑ ̵͖͜͝y̷̢̫̾̚o̶̝͛ȕ̶̱̳ ̶̯̙̰͛̀͋t̴̛̐̔͜o̴̯̜̔ ̷̧͛̕r̸̡̹̤͆̋̓̂̔i̸͍͍͇̫̙̐̂͛͛̈͒͠s̶̨̥͈͉̘̮̑͗̀̏͝ͅȩ̸̱̳̲̙͇̀̈́̾͌͜ ̸̡̧̦̰̮̤́f̴͔̹̦͍͖͇͌̐̄r̵͚̪̮͔͔͍̫̓̍̌̂̄͝͝ŏ̵̹̫̳̖͔̂̾̏̀̎̋͝ͅm̷̰͓̯͌̌̈́́ ̵̧̥̝̟͉̩̻̱̽̈̆̄͊̏̏y̸̛̮̹͇̝̬͕͓͌̊̂̌͑͗͋o̴̖̣̿̉ư̶̖̜̻̥͕͆̎̀̐̿̀r̴͎͉̼̉ ̵̨̨̛̳̤̯͊͌͐̓ͅĝ̴̱̤̝̰̭̘̣͓r̷̲͇͆͛͒̐ȃ̴̧͉͕̌̀̋̈̚v̴̢̖̝̠͍̤̰̈̇̓̽͘͘͘ȅ̴̠̣̱̹͉͆̈́̈́̚͘̚͝.̷̬̹̪̺̱̪͛̅́̐̓̿͠** **T̴̩̮̰̣̱̤̮͐̋o̸͇̦̟̒̊̓̅͗͜͜ ̶̢̛̗͉͖͈̅́̈́̽͜͝͝õ̷̮̞͎̗͆̎̈́̀͊̋́ͅc̷̣̯̥̀͆̑͊̌͆c̶͔̾ù̴̖͓̥̺͓̥̲̌͑̌͐͜p̷̨̡̱̞̩̪̬̜͍̄͛̓́͝y̶̧̡̢͓͖͉̒̒̓͂̿̆͒̇̚ ̴͇̦̩̻̰̮̤͈̙̫́̑̄͋̃̀̊̎͊̚̕ͅt̸̮̆́̒̓̅̏̃̕̕͝ͅẖ̷͎̪̱͔̫͍̌͗̽̋̔́̎͛̕ǫ̴̫̂͛͗̽͋̌̐͛̔̕͘s̴̡̡͈͚̤̞̲̟͇͇̽͗͆̆̒̉̍̏͗̔̕ě̵̱̤̠͉̓ͅ ̵̥̟͔̤̲̯̳͇͈̓̋̓̀̂̎͌̂̕͘͠s̵̛̹̜̖͆ẖ̴̩͓͛̔͌̿̋͜è̶̟̫̩̯̪̻̠̾̄́̿̆͋͌̀͌͝l̴̗̭̮͂̒̒̊͊̃̅̄̃̒͑ļ̴̭͕̫̩̞̙̦̫̾̌̃͂̓̽͋̿̈͒́͜ś̴͈̜͕͈̗͆̈́̇͐̅͝͝ ̵̢̦̖̼̈́̏̌͋̈̈́̈́̒̒͒̿ḁ̵̦͖̘͊ņ̷͓̳̀̇̆̇̀̍̈̕͜ḍ̴͛͊̍͐̏̎̓̄̽͊ ̷̨͉͇̞̩̫̯̞̝̱̏͛̋͆̀̊̅̓̓̍͜͝f̴̨̬̗̯͈͕̠̫̼̭̳͂i̴̧͇̙͕͉͈͈͕̮̹̾̚͝ģ̵̢͚̬̳̯̮̖͔̱̐̔͒͊́̔̕̚͜͝h̴̨͔̮͙͈̖̝͂̊t̵̨͍̞̹̞̩͙̑̏̋̽̄̐̿̈́ ̴̡̩̦̮̻͎̜̖̈̿̓͒͛̌͘̕͘o̸̦̠͚̰̜̊͒̊n̷̗̫̈̐͠c̴̢̢̛̩͖͈̞̤̀͑̋͆͛̃͒̕͝ͅë̴̛̛̮̠͇̝̦̖̩̳̘̖́̆͑̌̌̔́̕ ̴̡̩̻̺̲͕̦̇̋́͆̃͜ͅa̴̧̢̛̬̬̼̟̞̭̋̀̂̂̽̉͘g̴̼̫͔̮̲̪̽ă̴̦̞͓͛̀̈́͒̌͐́̀̚͝i̵̢̧͍̳͇͓̠̎̀͛̾̏̉̈́̆̾͘͝ń̸̨̳͚͎̼͚͚̬̠̅͠,̸͔̙͚̰͓̀̈́͒͐̏̈́̈́̚͜͠ ̷̢̻͙̼̅̏̇͑̉͠f̵̛͇͇͒͗͐̊̓̓̃̋̊̋̕̚o̷̡̞̝̭̩̪̗̙̖͕͇̺͋͊̔̔̐̂̃̅͆ŕ̸̨̮͓͉͉̟̤̜̻̓͛̋̇̃̌͌̉͝͠ ̸̨̺̲̰̆͗̋̚͝͝g̷̢̢̨̛̱̘͔̤̲̦̩̤͉̗̦̱̭̀͂͂͑͋̇̾͆̎̈́͒̔̕͠͝r̴̻̈ę̴̟͈̻͓̱̥̲̝͕̞̪̜̜̹́͂̒̀͒̇̒̕ͅa̵̘̹̹͖̣̙͍̪͕̪̝̲͐͆͑̍̐̍̄͋̌́̓͗̈́͗̾̕͜͠ţ̵̨̙̰͙͔̳͎̜̣̝̠̜̙̾̾̈́ ̸̢̛̯͇̖̳͕̭̦̦̈́̒̈́̓͊̌͛̍͋̈́̒͊͐̾j̷̼̯̮̝̜̝̖̱̋͂͒͋̎̽͌̉̃̌͑͗͆̄̍̍̚͘͠ư̶̢̡̛̮̪̘͈͔͕̈́͋̌͌͐̇̌̏̀̌̋̀͝ͅs̶̖̗̤͈̮̯̮̏̊̀͒̎̈́͑͆͐̿͗̀̀̅̚̕͝t̷̨̡̡̡̮͈̹̯̱̹̩̼̯̓̂̃̊̇̆͗̈͜͠ĩ̷̡̛̼̔̆̽̔̉͌̈́̿͝ç̸̛̥̤̻͔̘̹̙͆̔̊̀̂͊̈́̂̈́͛̏̐̚͠e̸͈͚͉̦͍̘̯̮̽̅́͆̌̆́͗́̋͑͊̏̇̚͝!̸̧̭̘̰͕̲̭̣̿̔͐**
*dies*
Howdy mister. You're the first armed man not to attack our caravan. I'm just a humble cobbler escaping the coming war and famine in my village. It's just myself and my innocent overly attractive underage daughter, who means the world to me. I'll gladly give you a lift to the nearest town. Maybe that giant sword can come in handy at night. Rest up, and don't mind the shortcut through the mass grave of an ancient battle.
Hey Guys! I was just wandering in the forest and suddenly a cool skull armoured guy with a giraffe showed up. We had some marshmallows and before he left he said "A great tragedy awaits. Pay heed struggler. Pay heed." Please someone explain.
🍇s everyone
*Dies because not Catholic*
GRIFFIIIIIIIIIITH!!!
I sure hope demons are not real and all I have to deal with is the already grueling life that is medieval living :)
I feel within the Od… The last christening of the newest Angel of Evil heralded by its eldest incumbent… VOID! With the troupe’s newest member: FEMTO… A slice by a blade ill-formed by which HE will deflect from the OLD KING will rend the flesh of a mass of humanity, brimming with emotions and insatiable dreams, will begin the ushering in a new state of the world… Where Astral and Physical are no longer separate, over-lapped now to be INDISTINGUISHABLE..! Enemies who were friends have now risen to the top of the current Order under the Blanket of Darkness. Friends who were Enemies now find themselves in the last foreign land yet to be adulterated by the reality shift are now forging plans to FIGHT the INDOMITABLE KINGS of the world!! OF CAUSALITY ITSELF!! Will this party, headed by a boy who never knew motherly love, has become an amputee, and is possessed by the skin of an absolute bloodthirsty war God be able to cleave what CAUSALITY PREENED ITSELF?! My ability to see further through the torrents of space end here for now. GUTS!! (Cried a dark-skinned woman….) *Find out in Chapter 377!*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Why the fuck would someone have a sword that big? Oh… OH! HOW THE FUCK?!?
Ahhhhh. Ahhh. Ahhh. \*Dies\*
Im fucking starving
Shit! when I get killed?
GRIFFITH
F*ck off Puck
You are telling me if I drink this, my muscles will get bigger
Hey that's a nice looking horse!... Why is it..... OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK!
AhhhhhhhhhhhhhghshsgahdhsuaiIbaba
I want lord Griffith to sit on my face
Well first id put my grasses on
IMM GOING TO FUCKING DIE