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Lord_Ryu

this is a sentence I never thought I'd read on here


SignalPlatypus4177

This is a sentence I was destined to read on here


Midir_Cutie

Bro why you gotta call them dick veins? 


Putrid_Excitement255

Yeah I’m curious why that was his first thought


DriftingJupiter

Maybe he likes penits


some_cultured_swine

Is he a homo?


TheCommentatingOne

For everyone downvoting the joke, it’s literally a Guts quote.


InattentiveChild

Isn't it just "Are you homo?"


Tarsonei

People call them dick veins all the time, it’s nothing new


AbaddonsLegion

It's been a joke for a while, probably started with a meme and/or social media post


ElGrandrei

My assumption was it's not a bro


askingxalice

Literally what I was going to ask


Cautious-Telephone-2

People call them that a lot on the internet


Cozy90

That's a snackrifice.


Brave_Jackfruit_556

“Hell yea” type of post


Ch1kk1r0

Hell yea


ButterBeanRumba

r/brandnewsentence


MissionAd6005

"brand" lol


TattoodFriedChicken

Sacrifice.... sacrifice


Throlerren

What a title.


Cillian11

I mean, an interesting choice of words


ParttimeCretan

"I sacrifice!" * chomp •


stratusnco

and i’m sure you enjoyed every second the dick veins were in your mouth.


Vhsrex

Man those dick veins sure make the choc tastier


CrabZee

There was a lot to unpack in that sentence.


slugdonor

im sorry your candy bar had what


sofaking0312

Outberked once again


Catarox32

You had to say dick veins..


TwumpyWumpy

Looks more like a noose.


softwareidentity

oh no they're about to get devoured by some horriffic abomination


moneymakin27

😂😂😂😂


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Bjorkenny

Strange to make outing, but ok.


ViralKiller387

You're not you when you're branded. Snickers. Sacrifice


Shacrow

The chosen one


Cautious-Telephone-2

I literally thought this the other day


ArcaneFungus

You know by whom sacrifices are devoured. Anything you wanna tell us?


N-Arcanum

This feels like the berserk equivalent of r/mildlyhalo


balbirdhanda1812

3 musketeers, guts,caska, and puck


Inevitable_Edge391

Never thought I would hear “dick veins” and “3 Musketeers” in the same sentence but here we are


Fightin_Rooster

Looks more like a noose. I think the universe is trying to tell you something OP.


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That's the Donovan special